2024-07-04
When Homer calls on his Lamaze skills to help deliver a baby in an elevator, the grateful mother names the boy Homer Jr., and he develops a deep attachment to the little guy. Meanwhile, Lisa is asked to join the cheerleading squad for the local pro-football team, the Springfield Atoms. (Repeat).
Lisa's new best friend turns out to not only be a Republican, but her opponent in their second-grade class election. (Repeat).
After Principal Skinner promises the school that the most well-behaved among them will get to ride in a submarine, it's damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead as Bart sets course on becoming a model student. Meanwhile, Lisa suggests a cash-strapped Krusty sell the foreign rights to his shows. (Repeat).
Springfield turns into a winter wonderland filled with yuletide revelers when snow blankets the town as a result of the nuclear-power plant springing a leak, so Marge turns their abode into boardinghouse. (Repeat).
Bart shows Homer how to illegally download films, which leads the father to try his hand at the movie-piracy business. (Repeat).
Tina's mishap lands her a school detention, and without a babysitter for the other kids, Bob and Linda are forced to leave Gene and Louise home alone, where they get themselves in a sticky situation. Later, Bob and Linda's problems multiply when they get in trouble with their accountant. (Repeat).
Gene and Louise sabotage Mr. Frond's annual pre-Thanksgiving Day play in order to assure their long weekend. Meanwhile, Linda stumbles upon a potato that bears a striking resemblance to her late grandfather. (Repeat).
Thinking he's going to be providing food for a Christmas meal at Mr. Fischoeder's, Bob instead finds himself in the middle of a cutthroat gingerbread-house-building competition with the host's raucous friends. Meanwhile, Linda and Teddy hope to spark some Christmas cheer in the neighbors by taking the kids caroling. (Repeat).
An ankle injury leaves Tina having to telecommute to school and enrolling in a program that has her sending a robot version of herself to class, where she has a surprising breakthrough with longtime crush Jimmy Jr. (Repeat).
Valentine's Day nears, and Tina, Gene and Louise each experience some love-related chaos. Meanwhile, Bob tries to impress Linda with a special romantic gesture. (Repeat).
Gayle's cat, Mr. Business, lands a pet agent, and Bob discovers that Linda may have been bankrolling the feline's career and considers shutting it down. But he soon realizes that Mr. Business' big break could be imminent. (Repeat).
A stint in obedience school takes some of the bite out of Brian, and Peter soon realizes he liked his pal better when he was feistier. Meanwhile, Chris is bummed when he learns his new friend only buddied up to him to get closer to Meg. (Repeat).
After his alleged friends hurt his feelings by roasting him, Peter takes comfort with a mean-girl clique, and ignores Lois when she warns that they may be gossiping about him behind his back. (Repeat).
Peter boasts that he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, and then gets the chance to prove it. Meanwhile, Stewie turns jealous when new classroom-mom Lois pays more attention to his young schoolmates. (Repeat).
In the Season 13 finale, Peter is surprised to discover the Bahamas vacation Lois booked is actually a marriage-counseling retreat. While back at home, Carter watches the kids and is flustered over the fact that they would rather play electronic games than ones that would require actual old-fashion participation. (Repeat).
Season 14 begins as Stewie is given drugs for his ADD and Brian uses them to pen an epic 2000-page pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter engage in an Iron Chef-style competition to see who gets to keep his new cooking show. (Repeat).
For Father's Day, the guys locate Joe's estranged dad, but when Joe tells them the man can't deal with people who have disabilities, Peter pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie's doctor tells him that, heightwise, he'll never grow past 5'1", so he begins to pal around with Tiny Tom Cruise to fully comprehend how it must feel to be a short person. (Repeat).
A fight between Stewie and Brian results in Stewie trying to make him jealous by building a robot buddy. Meanwhile, Lois orders Peter to buy a new mattress. (Repeat).
The guys visit an abandoned asylum, where they hope to come up with ideas for their horror movie, but instead wind up accidentally killing a man they mistakenly believe is holding them hostage. Feeling guilty, they each try to pin the murder on one of the others. Meanwhile, an annoyed Stewie wants to destroy Brian's glasses because of how pretentious Brian's become since he started wearing them. (
After overdosing on electricity, Bender repents and joins Robotology, only to succumb to temptation and wind up in Robot Hell, tormented by "up-tempo singing and dancing." The Beastie Boys have a cameo. (Repeat).
The crew vacations on the space cruiseship Titanic, where Fry plays pretend boyfriend to Leela to deter a former suitor, and to Amy to placate her parents. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom. (Repeat).
Fry enrolls at Mars University, where he rooms with the Professor's latest experiment---a talking monkey---and former frat-rat Bender leads his brothers in wreaking havoc. Voices: Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).
The gang acts out the final episode of "Single Female Lawyer" to appease invading aliens who missed it due to technical difficulties caused by Fry in 1999. Leela plays "Jennie McNeal." Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).
Cleveland plays Santa at his office party and says something he shouldn't have about Rallo's father after an eggnog or two too many. Meanwhile, animal-rights activist Roberta sets out to save the reindeer. (Repeat).
Onetime Stoolbend High baseball star Cleveland takes over the moribund team and wants Cleveland Jr. to continue the family tradition, but his son would rather concentrate on the math club. Guest voices include Mae Whitman (Softball Captain). (Repeat).
A substitute teacher (voice of Jane Lynch) annoyed by Roberta's flirty arrogance gives her a fat suit and challenges her to wear it. And Cleveland Jr., who makes a rocket for the science fair, is helped by a new overweight girl in school. Meanwhile, Cleveland, Tim, Holt, Lester and Terry try to invent something. Margaret Cho, Chuck Woolery and former NBA star Scottie Pippen have voice cameos as th
Cleveland takes a group of delinquent teens under his wing and sets out to help them. But when he gets into business trouble, they end up helping him. Guest voices include Seth Green (Chris Griffin) and Glenn Howerton (Kid, Ho Punch). (Repeat).
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Bob and Linda Belcher are peacefully running their hamburger diner with their three children when a huge sinkhole suddenly appears in front of their place of business. With their dreams suddenly crushed, they contemplate shutting down Bob's Burgers, but the children are determined to continue and protect their father's legacy. (Repeat).
Riotous big-screen animated adventures of the cartoon characters from the TV series. Homer triggers an environmental calamity in Springfield that has far-reaching effects for the town and the planet. (Repeat).
Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank's pals make use of her cast. Voices: Toby Huss, Kathy Najimy, Mike Judge. (Repeat).
Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star. Heather Locklear is the voice of his teacher, another substitute who riles Peggy. Kathy Najimy, Pamela Segall, Mike Judge. (Repeat).