2024-09-26
The Planet Express crew set out to save the holiday traditions of Xmas, Robanukah and Kwanzaa. Guest voices include Al Gore and Coolio. (Repeat).
Bender enters a witness-protection program after testifying against the Robot Mafia. (Repeat).
Leela's preoccupation with hunting a four-dimensional space whale turns into an obsession. (Repeat).
After quitting his job, Fry joins the police department and is assigned to the Future Crimes Division. (Repeat).
Part 2 of 3: On the tropical island, Archer has emerged as Pirate King and must deal with it. Meanwhile, his ISIS colleagues keep up their attempts to rescue him. Sort of. (Repeat).
Archer and his fellow prisoners attempt to escape from the Pirate Fortress. Meanwhile, Malory plays hardball in ransom negotiations. Conclusion of a three-part episode. (Repeat).
Sterling is very upset when he learns that Mallory is dating his hero (and man-crush) Burt Reynolds (who provides his own voice). More upset, in fact, than he is about the Cuban hit squad that's out to get him. (Repeat).
Cyril is promoted to field agent, and Malory institutes a strict drug-testing policy at ISIS. The staff doesn't think much of either development. (Repeat).
After a 14-year-old falls into a frozen Missouri lake, his adoptive parents refuse to give up hope on their son, lying unconscious in a hospital bed. The boy's mother prays intensely and inspires others to pray for him too, as she asks God for a miracle in this true story. (Repeat).
Buck, a St. Bernard/Scotch Collie dog, must fight tooth and claw for survival after being kidnapped from his comfortable home in California and forced to become a sled dog in the unforgiving wildernesss of Yukon, Canada, during the 1890 Klondike Gold Rush. (Repeat).
Mihn joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practise her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of the goal when she starts to identify with her "hillbilly" neighbors. (Repeat).
Nancy wants Dale to get a new job since he's not making any money, so he and Hank go on a "vocation vacation" to learn basket weaving. (Repeat).
The Hills' dog, Ladybird, goes on a rampage, breaking things all over the house and later biting Hank's hand. After Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs, the veterinarian suggests that Hank take her to a dog spiritualist. (Repeat).
The Arlen city council bans trans fats, raw oysters and rare burgers, so Buck Strickland starts a lunch truck that sells the banned foods illegally, with Hank as the driver. (Repeat).
Bill falls in love with his blind date, Charlene, a single mother, but Dale's intuition tells him something's wrong, so he meddles in their relationship. (Repeat).
Prime Minister Tony Blair, Sir Ian McKellen and J.K. Rowling have cameos as the Simpsons visit London and Homer collides with the queen. Jane Leeves plays Grandpa's wartime romance. Harry Shearer, Dan Castellaneta, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).
Homer's videotaped encounter with a grizzly bear earns him a reputation for cowardice, so he decides to have a rematch. Charles Napier, Dan Castellaneta, Yeardley Smith. (Repeat).
Krusty's rabbi father (Jackie Mason) helps him prepare for his bar mitzvah, which includes Mr. T; Homer guest hosts for Krusty and is a hit. Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).
A version of "A Christmas Carol" causes Homer to go from greedy to giving, prompting jealousy in Flanders, who gives gifts to everyone in town. Harry Shearer, Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).
Maggie is among the babies who riot at a kiddie concert, prompting a backlash by single childless citizens, who organize against kids and families. Hank Azaria, Tress MacNeille, Julie Kavner. (Repeat).
Unable to build Bart a working robot for TV's "Robot Rumble," Homer becomes the robot by hiding inside, taking beatings, but giving better. Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Hank Azaria. (Repeat).
Linda tires of boring dates with Bob and signs up for flying lessons, but when he refuses to join her she finds herself in the crosshairs of a charming pilot known as "Upskirt Kurt." (Repeat).
After he takes a part-time job as cook at a second-rate frat house, Bob hits it off with the fraternity brothers and participates in a prank that involves their most famous alum. Meanwhile, his kids set out to invade the frat house to get in on the fun. (Repeat).
Bob's meticulous efforts to prepare a perfect Thanksgiving dinner go down the toilet, literally, when someone sabotages the event by dumping his turkey in the john. (Repeat).
Haunted by a poor talent-show performance from her high-school days, Linda gets back together with her former bandmates to rock their class reunion. Meanwhile, at the same soiree, Bob becomes bothered by the attention being paid him by a former classmate who had a crush on him. (Repeat).
Tina is delighted when Bob fills in as substitute home-economics teacher at school and creates a fully operational restaurant in the classroom. Unfortunately, some father-daughter friction develops. Meanwhile, the other Belcher kids take jobs at the school restaurant, leaving Linda to run the burger joint by herself. (Repeat).
An accident sends the Belchers shopping for a holiday tree on Christmas Day, and when Bob cuts off a huge truck shaped like a candy cane, they get caught in a sticky situation when the crazy driver sets off after them. Meanwhile, back at the house, Bob's friend gets caught in the children's Santa trap. (Repeat).
When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way. (Repeat).
The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s. (Repeat).
The Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories in celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary. (Repeat).
Peter decides the best way to avoid Lois's special Thanksgiving dinner is to get arrested. Meanwhile, a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed. (Repeat).
When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process. (Repeat).
Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school. A mean student, Connie, decides to make Lois the target of her antics. (Repeat).
Brian accidentally becomes a local hero. An old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog – reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-embarrass her. (Repeat).
Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. (Repeat).