2024-09-29
Bobby is framed for throwing a soda can at the school's police officer and is assigned to work with him for a week as punishment. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man he thought stole his own wallet. But when Hank tries to return it, the man winds up chasing him around with a baseball bat. (Repeat).
Hank and Bobby build a boat for the Arlen Regatta, and Dale, Bill and Boomhauer are miffed because they usually work on a boat with Hank. Along the way, Hank must face a phobia that he's kept hidden from the world. (Repeat).
In the 12th-season finale, Luanne's long-lost father, Peggy's jailbird brother Hoyt (voice of Johnny Knoxville), comes to town and commits yet another crime. Lucky feels sorry for Hoyt and takes the blame. (Repeat).
In the 13th-season premiere, Bill's love of sweets gives him diabetes, which forces some changes in his lifestyle. Thunder: Jake Steinfeld. Dr. Weissman: Scott Klace. (Repeat).
A scandal at Strickland Propane prompts Hank to suggest the company "go green," starting a run of eco fever in Arlen. Bobby and Joseph plant trees for extra credit in school, while Dale gets an idea for a fraudulent carbon offset business. (Repeat).
Ted Wassonasong, Kahn's idol, buys an abandoned house in the neighborhood, but he doesn't plan to live there. What he does plan will change the neighborhood---and not for the better. (Repeat).
Strickland Propane goes digital with a page on MySpace that Donna designs, and she's promoted to assistant manager of new media. Business picks up at first, but soon there are problems. (Repeat).
The students at Tom Landry Middle School have not been doing well on standardized tests, putting the faculty in jeopardy because of "No Child Left Behind." So Principal Moss comes up with a scheme to get around the law, and it affects Bobby. (Repeat).
Bart's TV hero Krusty the Clown is arrested for a convenience-store robbery, and witness Homer must testify against the clown. Voices: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria, Yeardley Smith. (Repeat).
Johnny Carson, Bette Midler, Luke Perry, Hugh Hefner and the Red Hot Chili Peppers help Krusty when his show is canceled after a new star causes his ratings to plummet. Barry White has a cameo. (Repeat).
Bart inadvertently alerts the IRS to tax fraud by Krusty, whose possessions are auctioned off by the Government. Bob Newhart has a cameo. Other voices: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer. (Repeat).
After bombing at a comedy festival, Krusty retires---briefly. Jay Leno, Janeane Garofalo, Bobcat Goldthwait and Steven Wright have cameos. Other voices: Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright. (Repeat).
Drew Barrymore plays Krusty's long-lost daughter, a surprise to the clown, who betrays her in a poker game with Fat Tony (Joe Mantegna). Stephen King, Amy Tan and John Updike have cameos. Karl Wiedergott, Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Nancy Cartwright. (Repeat).
In the 450th episode, Krusty the Clown teams up with a female costar, Princess Penelope (voice of Anne Hathaway), and before long he proposes marriage to her. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns and the workers clash at the nuclear power plant. Guest voices include Eartha Kitt and Jackie Mason. (Repeat).
After Krusty's show is canceled and his agent dumps him, the Simpsons introduce him to another agent (voice of Joan Rivers), who turns out to be the agent who discovered him years ago. (Repeat).
Homer finds his calling as a TV recapper, but his harsh grading causes a brawl with Krusty. After almost killing Homer, Krusty hides out at a real circus, and finds happiness there. (Repeat).
Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. (Repeat).
When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. (Repeat).
Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been – an actual baby. (Repeat).
Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money. (Repeat).
With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. (Repeat).
When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life without Meg. (Repeat).
Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. (Repeat).
Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot. (Repeat).
Leela creates a children's TV show that makes her an instant celebrity. (Repeat).
Fry's care for an alien egg doesn't pay off when it hatches into a horrible monster. (Repeat).
The crew's time-traveling trip back to the American Revolution runs the risk of altering history. (Repeat).
Disaster ensues after a sneezing Fry inadvertently reintroduces the common cold to the future. (Repeat).
Archer's sexcapades compromise his effectiveness as an agent—yet again—and this time it's really serious. (Repeat).
Archer's dead fiancée, Katya, miraculously reappears—in Krieger's lab. (Repeat).
In Part 1 of the Season 3 finale, Archer and his ISIS colleagues boldly go to the final frontier to prevent a catastrophe aboard the International Space Station. (Repeat).
Conclusion of the Season 3 finale: Archer and his ISIS colleagues voyage to the final frontier to prevent a catastrophe aboard the International Space Station. They come to wish they hadn't. (Repeat).
Residing in New York City, a friendly crocodile named Lyle helps the Primm family and keeps them company. But not everyone thinks Lyle is a friendly presence in the neighborhood. Mr. Grumps insists that Lyle should be in a zoo. Soon, Lyle must do everything he can to prove that he has a place in his community. Based on the best-selling children's book. (Repeat).
Two kids discover an old board game and when they start playing it they are greeted by a man who has spent years trapped inside the game since playing it at age 12. His only hope for freedom involves finishing the dangerous game. (Repeat).