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Part 1 of 2. Archer and the gang stay as guests at a palace. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Archer tries to keep a secret affair under wraps. (Repeat).

Interesting new roles are taken up by Cyril, Cherlene and Archer. (Repeat).

Archer helps Lana through childbirth. Meanwhile, Krieger must stop the delivery of a deadly weapon. (Repeat).

In the 1930s, Burt, Valerie, and Harold are three friends who endure a life-altering turn of events. Upon witnessing a grisly murder, the trio unwittingly finds itself as the prime suspects in the case, inspiring them to find the true murderer before they find themselves behind bars. (Repeat).

After a life-altering expedition into deep space, Lucy Cola, an astronaut, must return to Earth and reintegrate into everyday life. However, Lucy's cosmic experiences begin to take a toll on her connection to the real world as she spirals into a mental state that her world is too small to contain. (Repeat).

A distracted Homer allows Santa's Little Helper to get loose, and the family are furious with his unconcerned attitude, until Grandpa shines some light on things by telling them the story of Homer's childhood pup, Bongo. (Repeat).

With the end of the world looming, Homer decides to join an off-the-grid group of survivalists who've set up a secret sanctuary outside of Springfield to prep for the apocalypse. However, a skeptical Marge is suspicious of the plans. (Repeat).

A tornado leaves Marge and Homer thinking that, in case something befalls them, they need to pick out guardians for the kids. At first they consider Homer's half brother, Herb, but Bart and Lisa become enamored of a cool couple named Mav and Portia, though Marge questions the actual motivations of the potential guardians. (Repeat).

Bart's dream girl, Mary Spuckler, comes to town, but his failure to pay her enough attention is having a negative impact on their relationship. Meanwhile, Homer once again runs afoul of Marge and lands in the doghouse. (Repeat).

A shaving experiment leaves Milhouse looking like a dead ringer for his father, while Marge fears Maggie is slipping into the clutches of children's television. (Repeat).

Homer uncovers a family secret and learns that Grampa was once known as "Gorgeous Godfrey," the most feared and vilified wrestler on the pro circuit, but when Bart starts to emulate some of his grandfather's villainous ways, it's up to the old man to set the young man straight. (Repeat).

Linda starts a bed-and-breakfast that attracts a shady tenant, which prompts Louise to plant listening devices throughout the house to keep tabs on things. (Repeat).

Bob lets Linda's sister hang her paintings in the eatery for the city's Art Week, which brings out the intimidating old ladies who make up the Art Council. Meanwhile, artworks by Louise, Gene and Tina receive attention at the restaurant. (Repeat).

Bob and Gene bond over "spaghetti westerns," but Louise feels left out, and Tina channels her aggression into a conflict-resolution program. (Repeat).

Bob's rival plots a takeover of the burger place's lease to expand his gift shop, which puts the family on the defensive to save their restaurant. (Repeat).

Linda and Bob go on a double date with Mort and a female mortician (voice of Amy Sedaris) while mold is being removed from the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina babysits Louise and Gene in Mort's crematorium. (Repeat).

A storm prompts the cancellation of the town's annual Lobsterfest, but Bob insists on opening his doors for a celebration anyway, which results in a public backlash. (Repeat).

The Season 16 finale: After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. In the Season 17 premiere, Brian meets and falls in love with a woman named Jess, who reveals she has cancer. After she receives devastating news regarding her diagnosis, Brian proposes marriage to her. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned. At the suggestion of Peter, Brian lets himself go, causing Jess to make a surprising decision (Repeat).

To Stewie's surprise, he quickly befriends a boy his age, but is devastated when he realizes he isn't invited to his birthday party. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attend a self-empowerment seminar. (Repeat).

After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size. (Repeat).

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident, leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care. (Repeat).

Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, so Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school. (Repeat).

To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics. (Repeat).

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection. (Repeat).

The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head. (Repeat).

The crew star in a trio of Saturday-morning cartoons. (Repeat).

Bender goes grave-robbing to bring his favorite actor, Calculon, back to life. (Repeat).

Bender looks for his rear end all over the universe. (Repeat).

Leela grows tentacles due to a rare condition, and stumbles upon a secret genetic engineering lab. (Repeat).

Archer must salvage a crashed plane in the Season 6 premiere. (Repeat).

An agent from the past causes tension between Archer and Lana. (Repeat).

An assassin targets Archer, Lana and Ray. (Repeat).

Pam takes Archer to her sister's wedding. (Repeat).

After a life-altering expedition into deep space, Lucy Cola, an astronaut, must return to Earth and reintegrate into everyday life. However, Lucy's cosmic experiences begin to take a toll on her connection to the real world as she spirals into a mental state that her world is too small to contain. (Repeat).

In the 1960s, Ferrari is an untouchable figure in racing. With Enzo Ferrari ardently chasing after excellence, the company is irrefutably the best there is. Ford's Henry Ford II wants in on the success, and so he journeys to Italy to propose a merger with the automobile giant. His plan, however, is met with ridicule. With a hurt ego, he enlists the help of car designer Carroll Shelby and driver Ke

When Flanders' parents prove to prefer Homer's company to his, he jealously responds by giving Homer a shiner, and then tries desperately to reconcile with him. Meanwhile, Lisa is at a loss to understand why a new substitute teacher is bullying her for no obvious reason. (Repeat).

Lisa comes to her brother's defense when Bart is accused of an Easter prank involving the school marching band, the horn section and some rotten eggs. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns seizes the opportunity to realize his lifelong ambition to become a superhero. (Repeat).

Homer's behavior once again lands him in hot water with Marge and he needs to fathom a way to save his marriage, while a dose of "A Streetcar Named Desire" drives Milhouse to affect a Marlon Brando-esque bad-boy demeanor in an effort to impress Lisa. (Repeat).

Homer heeds the call when he is recruited to be a deacon by the cutting-edge new pastor, but Bart wants to bring back Rev. Lovejoy after Homer embraces the faith a little too zealously. Meanwhile, it's no laughing matter when the dry cleaner mistakenly switches Marge's wedding dress for one of Krusty's costumes. (Repeat).

Moe is flying high after venture capitalists take a shine to his homemade whiskey, while Grampa, after injuring himself babysitting Bart, decides he'd rather be looked after by his grandson than be at the nursing home. Also, Lisa voices her displeasure at a hologram of music legend Bleeding Gums Murphy, and Sonny Rollins (as himself) shows up to ask her to stop all that jazz about boycotting a rec

Bob's hero, washed-up baseball player Torpedo Jones (Robert Ben Garant), joins the local minor-league team and befriends Bob in the Season 1 finale. (Repeat).

The kids enter an abandoned taffy factory to search for treasure, and Bob and Linda must find them before the building's scheduled demolition in the Season 2 premiere. (Repeat).

A robbery at the bank across the street from Bob's Burgers goes awry and puts Bob in the middle of a hostage crisis. (Repeat).

The kids dodge gym class with a bogus independent study; Bob adds a soft-serve ice-cream machine to the restaurant. (Repeat).

Bob becomes obsessed with a burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto beats the high score and insults Bob on the leaderboard. (Repeat).

Bob buys a food truck to compete with vendors who have set up shop outside the restaurant, and when the family brings the truck to a food festival, the kids' antics spark a revolt from truckers and foodies. (Repeat).

Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, and his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game. (Repeat).

The Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary. (Repeat).

Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography. (Repeat).

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson. (Repeat).

After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush on. (Repeat).

The guys volunteer to chaperone the high-school prom, where Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip. (Repeat).

The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. (Repeat).

Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to "Garbage Island," a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea while searching for Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, which Peter threw out. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game when he courts a middle-aged woman. (Repeat).

Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, and challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme. (Repeat).

Meg suddenly becomes Internet famous, so she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired. (Repeat).

The crew go into Fry's dreams to find the meaning of a strange alien melody. (Repeat).

The crew are trapped on the ship with a horrific creature. (Repeat).

Dr. Zoidberg falls in love with a woman who has no sense of smell; Bender takes part in a dangerous tap-dancing competition. (Repeat).

In the series finale, Fry proposes to Leela, and they face their future as the Professor's latest invention alters the fabric of time. (Repeat).

The gang get to work early in a bid to spend quality time together. (Repeat).

Archer babysits AJ for a weekend. (Repeat).

The gang visit Area 51 while on a rescue mission. (Repeat).

Archer meets Lana's parents. (Repeat).

Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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In the 1960s, Ferrari is an untouchable figure in racing. With Enzo Ferrari ardently chasing after excellence, the company is irrefutably the best there is. Ford's Henry Ford II wants in on the success, and so he journeys to Italy to propose a merger with the automobile giant. His plan, however, is met with ridicule. With a hurt ego, he enlists the help of car designer Carroll Shelby and driver Ke

Struggling to overcome his self-destructive tendencies, Stuart Long seeks a new path in the boxing ring. However, Long soon finds himself turning to a life of religion, eventually earning his priesthood on a quest to uplift others. Based on true events. (Repeat).

Marge hires Slava's attractive daughter as Bart's piano teacher, while Homer flips when he loses the last two hairs on his head, and must resort to a variety of headgear to keep the secret from Marge. (Repeat).

Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl hit the lottery, but when Carl takes off for Iceland with the winnings, the others set off after him. (Repeat).

In the Season 24 finale, Marge unwittingly gets involved with a Web site for married people seeking affairs, and meets a charming man (voice of Seth MacFarlane) who takes quite an interest in her. (Repeat).

In the Season 25 premiere, Lisa recruits an FBI agent to check out Homer, who has returned from a nuclear-power-plant-workers' convention a changed man. (Repeat).

"Treehouse of Horror XXIV" kicks off with a tip of the cap to Dr. Seuss, with Homer scaring up trouble around Springfield as "The Fat in the Hat." In "Dead and Shoulders," Bart is decapitated in a kite mishap and his head is placed on Lisa's body, necessitating that the two learn to act as one. With "Freaks No Geeks," it's the 1930s and Marge is a trapeze artist and Homer's the strongman in a trav

Bob mistakenly kisses Linda's sister Gayle while under the influence of medication administered during a dental appointment. (Repeat).

The restaurant receives a bad review from a food critic, which prompts Bob to visit the critic's house for a do-over. (Repeat).

Tina befriends a bad girl in a bid to get closer to Jimmy Junior. (Repeat).

Gene upstages Bob during a cooking segment on the morning news in the Season 2 finale. (Repeat).

In the Season 3 premiere, a biker gang sets up shop in the restaurant, where they lament the loss of their beloved leader. But soon, they rally to the aid of Louise, who's in the midst of an identity crisis after someone stole her beloved bunny ears. (Repeat).

The Belcher kids break with a long-standing Halloween tradition, veering away from their usual trick-or-treat trek in favor of a posh neighborhood that's known for its oversize goodies. Meanwhile, Linda and Bob set out for Teddy's annual "Black and Orange" blowout. (Repeat).

The Season 17 finale: Brian feels compelled to run for office as Quahog's new mayor after his proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat. (Repeat).

In the Season 18 premiere, the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, and Peter is nervous he will be the one let go. In order to calm his nerves, the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. (Repeat).

Peter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development. (Repeat).

Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games and then begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused. (Repeat).

The network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns. (Repeat).

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Brian get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way. (Repeat).

The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s. (Repeat).

The Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories in celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary. (Repeat).

Peter decides the best way to avoid Lois's special Thanksgiving dinner is to get arrested. Meanwhile, a secret that Stewie has been keeping from everyone is revealed. (Repeat).

When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process. (Repeat).

In the pilot, delivery guy Fry comes out of a 1000-year freeze to a new world that includes a one-eyed alien and a vice-ridden robot. Guest voices: Leonard Nimoy, Dick Clark. Regular voices include Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Fry's childhood dreams become a nightmare when he, Leela and Bender get lost on the dark side of the moon while making a delivery to the orb's tacky amusement center. Voices include John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal and Billy West. (Repeat).

Fry and Bender become a futuristic odd couple when they attempt to share an apartment. (Repeat).

Fry and gang get some help saving a dying planet from Capt. Zapp Branigan, a lothario with his eye on Leela. Voices include Billy West, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Phil LaMarr, and John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

The gang swindle a royal family. (Repeat).

An office romance is interrupted by Russians. (Repeat).

Archer and Lana visit Wales for a romantic getaway. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. Archer and the gang get ready for an incredible adventure. (Repeat).

Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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Struggling to overcome his self-destructive tendencies, Stuart Long seeks a new path in the boxing ring. However, Long soon finds himself turning to a life of religion, eventually earning his priesthood on a quest to uplift others. Based on true events. (Repeat).

One day, 12-year-old Max gets invited by the cool kids to a kissing party. Panicked because he doesn't know how to kiss, he enlists the help of two of his friends, Thor and Lucas, to help him uncover the mystery of kissing. After online research proves to be unproductive, they decide to take the drone owned by Max's father in order to spy on the neighboring teens. When the drone unexpectedly crash

In the ninth-season opener, Peggy's estranged mother summons her home to their Montana ranch, where Henry Winkler (cameo) is an uncooperative neighbor. Maddy: Joanna Gleason. Kathy Najimy, Mike Judge, Pamela S. Adlon. (Repeat).

Marion Ross plays an elderly woman who once lived in the Hills' house and returns for the holidays---to die there. And that gives Dale a business idea. Kathy Najimy, Mike Judge, Stephen Root. (Repeat).

When a beloved Springfielder dies, four residents recall life events that they would like to do over. Among them: Homer bemoans selling a tech stock to purchase a bowling ball, and Marge fears that she's the reason Bart is such a rebellious child. Others wishing for a do-over are Mr. Burns, who recalls a long-ago romance with a lovely Parisienne, and newsman Kent Brockman who regrets not leaving t

Marge convinces Homer to invite an old pen pal to stay with them, an item that was on a to-do list he created as a 10-year old. Meanwhile, Lisa is instrumental in revising the school honor code. (Repeat).

When Homer calls on his Lamaze skills to help deliver a baby in an elevator, the grateful mother names the boy Homer Jr., and he develops a deep attachment to the little guy. Meanwhile, Lisa is asked to join the cheerleading squad for the local pro-football team, the Springfield Atoms. (Repeat).

Lisa's new best friend turns out to not only be a Republican, but her opponent in their second-grade class election. (Repeat).

After Principal Skinner promises the school that the most well-behaved among them will get to ride in a submarine, it's damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead as Bart sets course on becoming a model student. Meanwhile, Lisa suggests a cash-strapped Krusty sell the foreign rights to his shows. (Repeat).

Springfield turns into a winter wonderland filled with yuletide revelers when snow blankets the town as a result of the nuclear-power plant springing a leak, so Marge turns their abode into boardinghouse. (Repeat).

Worried that his kids are not enjoying summer vacation because he's making them work in the restaurant, Bob fires them. But they soon become bored and take jobs as "weed pickers" for a pair of hippie farmers (voiced by real-life spouses Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally). Meanwhile, Bob decides to hire Mickey the bank robber to help out around the eatery. (Repeat).

Bob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion is scuttled when the kooky captain shanghais the whole family. (Repeat).

Bob's plans for his favorite holiday, Thanksgiving, change when Mr. Fischoeder (voice of Kevin Kline) hires him as his chef, and Linda and the kids to play his family, as he tries to stage a perfect holiday dinner in order to make a former flame jealous. (Repeat).

Mr. Fischoeder's new pier attraction, a mechanical shark, goes haywire and terrorizes the town, and it falls to Bob and the family to catch it. (Repeat).

Tina believes she's jinxed after accidentally totaling the car and getting the family involved with a shady insurance agent. (Repeat).

Gene gets his first girlfriend, but it doesn't take long for the family to realize that she is incredibly annoying and they pressure him to break up with her. When Gene finally decides to end things, he discovers that her father is a songwriter and could be instrumental to launching his music career. (Repeat).

Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school. A mean student, Connie, decides to make Lois the target of her antics. (Repeat).

Brian accidentally becomes a local hero. An old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog – reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-embarrass her. (Repeat).

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. (Repeat).

Stewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. (Repeat).

When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. (Repeat).

Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been – an actual baby. (Repeat).

Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money. (Repeat).

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. (Repeat).

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life without Meg. (Repeat).

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. (Repeat).

Fry and Leela infiltrate a society of robots to track down Bender (voice of John DiMaggio) on a planet of human-hating droids. Other voices...Katey Sagal, Billy West, Phil LaMarr, Dave Herman and Tom Kenny. (Repeat).

Fry runs afoul of beloved entrepreneur Mom by outbidding her for a can of anchovies, whose secret properties could ruin Mom's business. Voices include Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Billy West, Lauren Tom, Phil Lamarr. (Repeat).

In the Forbidden Zone of the Galaxy of Terror, Fry's mistake turns him into a planet's emperor, a position with a notoriously short lifespan. Voices include Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio, Lauren Tom, Phil Lamarr. (Repeat).

The Professor's new invention reveals a huge load of 20th-century garbage moving through space and headed for the city. The Planet Express crew is volunteered to destroy the messy mass. Voices: Katey Sagal, Billy West, Phil Lamarr. (Repeat).

The conclusion of the Season 6 finale sees the end of the gang's most incredible voyage. (Repeat).

In the seventh season premiere, Archer breaks into a mansion to repair a Hollywood starlet's honor. (Repeat).

Archer and Lana make a handoff while the others listen to the best voicemail ever. (Repeat).

A business opportunity arises at a prep school reunion. (Repeat).

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Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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One day, 12-year-old Max gets invited by the cool kids to a kissing party. Panicked because he doesn't know how to kiss, he enlists the help of two of his friends, Thor and Lucas, to help him uncover the mystery of kissing. After online research proves to be unproductive, they decide to take the drone owned by Max's father in order to spy on the neighboring teens. When the drone unexpectedly crash

Pete and Billie are forced to re-evaluate their marriage and relationship after Pete abandons his wife and children when a controlled avalanche interrupts their family vacation at a ski resort in the Alps. The irreconcilable tension between Pete's defensive denials and Billie's trauma play out throughout the rest of their stay. (Repeat).

Hank accompanies Cotton and his new friend Bill to Mexico to try to keep them from buying timeshare properties. But the salesmen are determined. Toby Huss, David Herman, Sal Lopez. (Repeat).

Hank's immaculately manicured front lawn is as good as gone when Peggy tries to horn in on the glory with her own contributions. Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Toby Huss. (Repeat).

Hank's fight to correct an error on his driver's license is a red flag to newly patriotic Dale, who reports Hank as a threat to national security. Johnny Hardwick, Ashley Gardner, Mike Judge. (Repeat).

When Hank agrees to take in a soldier's pet, he gets Duke, a vicious, mean-spirited cat. Hank takes Duke to visit Dr. Leslie, a veterinarian who runs a battery of tests and presents Hank with a bill for several thousand dollars. (Repeat).

Bart shows Homer how to illegally download films, which leads the father to try his hand at the movie-piracy business. (Repeat).

Homer offers dating advice to Comic Book Guy when he meets a Japanese manga author who catches his fancy. (Repeat).

Via new high-tech eyeglasses, Homer discovers Marge has been seeing a marriage counselor, while Bart decides not to buy Nelson a Valentine's Day card, despite giving one to all his other classmates, so Nelson orders him to buy a special Valentine's Day gift or else. (Repeat).

A transfer student who's an aspiring falconer swoops in to rescue Bart from school bullies, but Bart soon discovers that he and his new friend are not birds of a feather. (Repeat).

A surprised Lisa discovers she has common cultural grounds with Sideshow Bob, while Marge gives a sex talk to a teen church group. (Repeat).

Marge opens the house to three octogenarians after their retirement home is shuttered for health violations, but she has second thoughts about the good deed when Homer settles into an old-person lifestyle. Meanwhile, at school, Bart champions Nelson's predilection for hand-me-down underwear. (Repeat).

Marge and Homer get a bargain on a painting at the Van Houten's yard sale, and later learn that it is a masterpiece worth $100,000, so they wrestle with splitting the money with their neighbors or keeping it all. (Repeat).

During a speech contest, Lisa sings her father's praises about his honesty and integrity on the youth-soccer field, and this leads to him being recruited as a World Cup referee. Once the family arrives in Brazil, Homer is approached by a gangster with a reputation for bribing officials and fixing matches. (Repeat).

It's more than Marge can swallow when she learns Lisa is dating a budding competitive eater, so she recruits Homer to give Lisa a taste of what other romantic options she has. Meanwhile, Bart helps an escaped convict out of a jam and is showered with gifts, but Milhouse gets the prisoner sent back and Bart must concoct a plan to spring him. (Repeat).

In a future world, Homer receives a new clone every time he dies; Lisa is married to Milhouse, who's a zombie; and Bart has custody problems with ex-wife, Jenda. (Repeat).

Art-class-hating Bart creates a voodoo doll of his art teacher, and when she becomes pregnant from the spell cast on her, the student becomes a hero to Springfield couples trying to conceive. Unfortunately, this spurs kidnappers to snatch Bart in an effort to conceive a thoroughbred racehorse. (Repeat).

After awakening in an idyllic world where everyone is made out of LEGOS and for once he fits in perfectly, Homer begins to have second thoughts and must piece together a plan on how to get back to square one. (Repeat).