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Voice cameos by Vice President Al Gore, physicist Stephen Hawking and Nichelle Nichols ("Star Trek") complement this episode, in which Bender, Leela and Fry experience the Professor's "What If" machine, each in a different scenario. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Seeking servicemen's discounts, Bender and Fry join the Earth Army, only to find themselves in a war, and being led by Zapp Brannigan, who has eyes for a soldier who's really Leela in disguise. Billy West, Maurice LaMarche, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Bender is infected with a virus that turns him into a murderous car each evening at midnight. Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio, Billy West. (Repeat).

After a prank gets Fry, Leela and Bender fired, Fry lucks into a job that reunites him with his previously frozen 20th-century girlfriend, who suggests they go somewhere quieter, like the year 4000. Kath Soucie, Tress MacNeille, David Herman. (Repeat).

Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife. (Repeat).

Archer, Pam and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme. (Repeat).

Archer keeps an eye out for a past nemesis. (Repeat).

There is no joy in Mudville—mighty Pam has struck out. (Repeat).

Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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In 1998, the sinister Umbrella Corp unleashes a force that spurs a profound disaster across Raccoon City. A ragtag team of survivors pursues answers to the corporation's shady secrets while fighting against a horde of ravenous zombies on the outskirts of the ravaged city. (Repeat).

A cyborg with no memories and mastery of a lost and powerful cyborg martial art awakens in a post-apocalyptic dystopia caused by a global technological catastrophe. With the help of the scientist who revived her, she confronts her many enemies in a battle for justice within a fallen world. (Repeat).

Hank and his softball team play a charity game against an all-star stunt-softball team to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program. Justin Long, John Schneider. (Repeat).

It's Job Shadow Week at school, and Hank expects Bobby to sign up for his propane business. Again. But Joseph signs up first, leaving Bobby in search of a business to shadow. The only one left: Earth Cleaners, which picks up dog droppings and is run by the charismatic, jumpsuited Peter Sterling (voice of Johnny Knoxville). (Repeat).

In the annual "Treehouse of Horror" episode, Sideshow Bob murders Bart, but then reanimates him; Homer is plagued by short-term-memory loss; and a brush with radiation leaves Lisa, Bart and Milhouse with superpowers. (Repeat).

Lisa befriends a super-rich new kid at school and Homer happens to hit it off with the child's father, but the kid turns out to be a bully and Lisa attempts to end the friendship, which doesn't sit well with Homer, who's become accustomed to enjoying the good life. (Repeat).

Broadway legend Laney Fontaine beats Homer for $5,000 at poker, and to square the bet, Homer must loan Lisa to Laney for a month. When Laney turns Lisa into a show-biz star, Marge and Homer feel they may have been too hasty in letting her go, and head to the Big Apple to bring her home. (Repeat).

Lisa searches an abandoned asylum and a restaurant that caters to men in an effort to restore the damaged reputation of Springfield's first female inventor. While at the asylum, Bart steals a notebook belonging to a homicidal patient and passes it off as his when he returns to school. When Homer and Marge find out, they start to believe their son's a sociopath, and Bart runs with the idea. (Repeat

Bart's coming-of-age chronicle, told ala the big-screen hit "Boyhood," follows him from a 6-year-old to his maturing into an accomplished young man. Along the way, there are glimpses of how his father and sister impacted him more than he could ever realize. (Repeat).

A photo Marge posts on social media gets Homer fired, so he goes back to his all-time favorite job, dishwasher at a Greek restaurant. The post also inspires Lisa, who develops an app that captures the real-life consequences of anything one posts online. (Repeat).

At the beach, the Belcher kids make a whale of a discovery: a valuable but illegal orca by-product that's used in expensive perfumes, and they smell a profit to be made. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with a screwy landlord who's constructing a new bathroom for them. (Repeat).

The prospect of having a cavity filled sends Louise flying from the dentist's office and over to Aunt Gail's house for sanctuary. Linda sends Tina and Gene to join her, and bets that they won't be able to tolerate a weekend with their crazy aunt. (Repeat).

Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. (Repeat).

When news of a new seaside burger joint leaks, Bob teams with Felix to get Mr. Fischoeder to put Wonder Wharf up for sale. Meanwhile, Tina learns that the wharf carousel is slated for destruction, so, in protest, she chains herself to the ride. (Repeat).

In the Season 4 finale, Felix puts Bob and Mr. Fischoeder in danger, and Linda and the children must hustle to the rescue. (Repeat).

On the series 5 premiere, Gene's musical based on "Die Hard" isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night as Wagstaff Middle School's performance of a "Working Girl"-inspired musical that features Tina. (Repeat).

To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free library, causing Brian to give up writing. (Repeat).

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community. (Repeat).

Peter gets a job as the new night watchman. He and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. (Repeat).

After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully. (Repeat).

Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school. (Repeat).

Peter ignores his wife's warning about a bachelor party. Voices include Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).

Peter (voice of Seth MacFarlane) learns to live without TV when he crashes his car into a satellite dish. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a climate-control machine. Other voices include Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Joey Slotnick. (Repeat).

The Griffins prepare for Stewie's first birthday party, but the precocious lad hatches a plan of his own. Voice of Stewie: Seth MacFarlane. Other voices include Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Lacey Chabert, Rachael MacFarlane. (Repeat).

Under house arrest, Peter builds a bar in the basement to have his friends over. And the joint is jumpin', much to Lois' dismay. Voices include Alex Borstein, Mike Henry, Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green. (Repeat).

When Peter's neighbor---an award-winning ballplayer and cop---makes him feel inadequate, Peter tries to become a hero. Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Lacey Chabert, Seth Green, Butch Hartman. (Repeat).

Zapp Brannigan gets Leela to join Amy and Kif Kroker on a double date, which ends with all stranded on a planet of Amazonian women. Bea Arthur is the voice of Femputer. Billy West, Katey Sagal, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).

A miniaturized version of the crew takes a fantastic voyage inside Fry to cure him of worms---which are actually improving him. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

After the crew disables the evil Santa robot, Bender takes his place to deliver toys---but everyone thinks he's still evil. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Bad luck sends Fry underground to search for his boyhood good-luck charm, stirring memories of rivalry with his older brother, Yancy. Tress MacNeille, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Archer and Pam request help from a newcomer, but he refuses to lend them a hand. (Repeat).

Archer helps defend a village from party crashers intent on ruining oysterfest. (Repeat).

Archer and the gang enter a deadly temple in search of an even deadlier treasure. (Repeat).

Archer and the crew of the Seamus wake up to the smell of shepherd's pie and see a business opportunity in their new guest. Written by Adam Reed. (Repeat).

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Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

A cyborg with no memories and mastery of a lost and powerful cyborg martial art awakens in a post-apocalyptic dystopia caused by a global technological catastrophe. With the help of the scientist who revived her, she confronts her many enemies in a battle for justice within a fallen world. (Repeat).

In the late eighteenth century, the Kingdom of Dahomey flourished as one of Africa's most powerful states. Yet as European merchants encroach, seeking riches at the expense of its people, warrior Nanisca takes a stand to uphold her peoples' freedom. Inspired by true events. (Repeat).

Kahn remortgages his house and buys Scrubby's Car Wash as a get-rich-quick scheme, but it looks like he might run the business into the ground. Dr. Money: James Sie. (Repeat).

Strickland embarks on a propane price war, so he hires the Teutuls from "American Chopper" (who voice themselves) to spark sales at the Propane Expo. But the Teutuls only manage to start a riot. (Repeat).

The Hills try out other churches after a new family sits in their regular pew. Tom Petty has a voice cameo. (Repeat).

Bart is captivated by the new teacher at Springfield Elementary, and goes all-out to win her over. Meanwhile, Homer buys a new brand of "milk" that causes early puberty, which for Bart means stepping up his wooing game, while Lisa deals with a slight case of acne that introduces her to the world of makeup and subsequent popularity. (Repeat).

Sanjay turns over the Kwik-E-Mart to his son, Jay, who goes against tradition, modernizes the store and makes it a cool health-food market. Bart, who has given up pranking, is enlisted to return to his playful ways and bring down the new establishment. (Repeat).

Prof. Fink, tired of being lonely, uses his scientific expertise to make himself attractive to women, then furthers his special talents to devise an algorithm to pair up all the unlucky-at-love men and women of Springfield. Meanwhile, Marge, Bart and Lisa pay a Valentine's Day visit to Grampa at the old-folks home, where they scramble to save the residents from a drug-induced hallucination that ca

Bart accidentally deposits a homeless woman's cart into the river, and to make amends, he lets her move into his closet for a slight fee, and when Lisa discovers her there, she finds out the lady is a wonderful folk singer, but that she has some violence and substance-abuse skeletons in her closet. Meanwhile, not-so-handy Homer traps the cat in the walls of the house. (Repeat).

Lisa wants to be a veterinarian after she performs CPR on a raccoon, but learns a tough lesson when the neglected class hamster dies. Elsewhere: Marge moonlights as a crime scene cleaner to make extra money, but the gory scenes impact her too much. (Repeat).

Lisa signs up to go to Mars on a future one-way mission, much to the chagrin of Marge. (Repeat).

Smithers is upset with Mr. Burns' lack of affection towards him, so Homer plays matchmaker and tries to find him a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Bart maneuvers the removal of the lead in the school production of "Casablanca," leaving Milhouse as a subpar understudy, which frustrates his costar, Lisa. (Repeat).

After a mother-daughter spat, Marge takes Lisa to Capital City, where, after they enjoy a musical, the show's star sings Marge's praises to remind Lisa how lucky she is to have such a special mom. Meanwhile, Bart is bummed that everyone expects him to be the ultimate prankster, so he recruits Maggie to help him trick people. (Repeat).

Homer recalls a dysfunctional Simpson-family vacation to the Grand Canyon with the practically perfect Flanders family that turned into a memorable bonding experience. (Repeat).

Homer promises Marge her dream vacation to Paris, and then to defray the cost he makes a deal with the travel agent to act as a courier and transport a briefcase with top-secret info on the trip. (Repeat).