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Bart's new teacher at school proves to be a bully who wants to crush his spirit. (Repeat).

A midlife crisis leads Homer to pick up the bass guitar and join other Springfield fathers in a cover band that becomes a springboard for an unlikely breakout performer. (Repeat).

It looks like Homer won't be home for Christmas after he stays too long at Moe's Tavern on Christmas Eve and an irate Marge tells him not to return to their house, so he's left to wander alone around Springfield and lament the effects of Christmas spirits. (Repeat).

The Simpsons get on the wrong ride on a trip to the Dizzneeland amusement park and are transported to Kang and Kodos' home planet, where Homer finds himself on the locals' menu. (Repeat).

Homer is hypnotized at the circus and made to believe he's a young boy again, so Bart takes advantage of the situation and enlists him as his new best friend and partner in crime. (Repeat).

When inventor Elon Musk (voiced by himself) arrives in Springfield and befriends Homer, the two revolutionize the nuclear plant. But the ambitious Musk soon has Mr. Burns seething and Burns tries to have him removed, forcing Homer to make a tough decision. (Repeat).

In the Season 3 finale, Gene signs up for baseball, while Tina becomes hooked on espresso. (Repeat).

In the Season 4 premiere, the Belchers hit the road for a camping trip that has them communing with nature and overzealous squirrels, while riding raging river rapids and dealing with lost family members. (Repeat).

After trick-or-treating, the Belcher kids and their pals decide to build a fort, where unfortunately, Louise's loony friend Millie decides to hold them hostage. (Repeat).

Linda tires of boring dates with Bob and signs up for flying lessons, but when he refuses to join her she finds herself in the crosshairs of a charming pilot known as "Upskirt Kurt." (Repeat).

After he takes a part-time job as cook at a second-rate frat house, Bob hits it off with the fraternity brothers and participates in a prank that involves their most famous alum. Meanwhile, his kids set out to invade the frat house to get in on the fun. (Repeat).

Bob's meticulous efforts to prepare a perfect Thanksgiving dinner go down the toilet, literally, when someone sabotages the event by dumping his turkey in the john. (Repeat).

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. (Repeat).

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. (Repeat).

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. (Repeat).

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan. (Repeat).

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. (Repeat).

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, and Jesus coaches him into fending off the other choir boys; meanwhile, Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. (Repeat).

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. (Repeat).

Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep. (Repeat).

The Griffins tell "Family Guy" versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones", "Succession" and "Big Little Lies". (Repeat).

Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him. (Repeat).

After indirectly KOing the champ during a scuffle at the movies, Bender joins Ultimate Robot Fighting, where the fix is in---for a while. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

Leela meets another surviving cyclops, a male who invites her to their planet, where Leela proposes they restart their race. Katey Sagal, David Herman, Billy West, Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).

After his 150th birthday party, the Professor picks a successor, who disappoints him so much that he decides to end his life by reporting for a final trip to a mysterious planet of old people. Tress MacNeille, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

With Hermes on a stress-reducing vacation, his by-the-book replacement (Nora Dunn) falls for Fry, but Bender stumbles on to their romance, and pays a price. Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

A mysterious woman hires Archer to fake her death, but he's unable to rise to the occasion. (Repeat).

Archer tries to escape from jail with the help of a crazed heiress and a dysfunctional jazz quartet. (Repeat).

While investigating a kidnapping, Archer reveals too much about Figgis and Krieger reveals too much about his past. (Repeat).

Dutch becomes a new man while Archer's ransom exchange goes up in smoke. (Repeat).

Four sisters learn about love, life, and loss as they grow through their young womanhood against the backdrop of post-Civil War America. At the heart of the family is the headstrong Jo who aspires, above all else, to forge her own path. Based on the novel by Louisa May Alcott. (Repeat).

Kya is a young woman who raised herself in the North Carolina marshlands after being abandoned there by her mother when she was a little girl. She feels detached from the small-town community near the marshes until two men show interest in her. However, when one of them later dies, she becomes the town's prime suspect. (Repeat).

Lisa discovers that Springfield's anthem was lifted from another town, so she composes a new one, while Homer gets a big lesson in "Wide Pride." (Repeat).

Tired of chauffeuring her kids around, Marge takes a job as a driver for a transportation company. Meanwhile, Homer fills in at Moe's one night and costs the bar owner so much that Moe's forced to work a temp job as a janitor at the plant. (Repeat).

A Nigerian king comes to Springfield to finalize a deal with Mr. Burns, and Homer is assigned to keep the royal daughter out of trouble, but when he brings her to Moe's, the barman assumes she's related to a Nigerian prince who duped him in an email scam and plots to get back his money. However, Moe finds himself falling for her. (Repeat).

Chief Wiggum's military jet pack slams into the church, forcing Marge and the congregation to come up with some clever gambling ploys, including counting cards, to earn money for repairs to the structure. (Repeat).

When Duffman retires, the company devises a reality-show competition to find a replacement, and Homer proves to be the winner. Because he must stay sober on the job, Homer comes to realize that beer doesn't need to be a part of having a good time. (Repeat).

Bart's tall tale about not being involved in a bulldozer accident is a doozy, but a skeptical Marge decides to dog him all over the place until he 'fesses up. Meanwhile, Flanders gets a new dog which leads Homer to overlook Santa's Little Helper. (Repeat).

Haunted by a poor talent-show performance from her high-school days, Linda gets back together with her former bandmates to rock their class reunion. Meanwhile, at the same soiree, Bob becomes bothered by the attention being paid him by a former classmate who had a crush on him. (Repeat).

Tina is delighted when Bob fills in as substitute home-economics teacher at school and creates a fully operational restaurant in the classroom. Unfortunately, some father-daughter friction develops. Meanwhile, the other Belcher kids take jobs at the school restaurant, leaving Linda to run the burger joint by herself. (Repeat).

An accident sends the Belchers shopping for a holiday tree on Christmas Day, and when Bob cuts off a huge truck shaped like a candy cane, they get caught in a sticky situation when the crazy driver sets off after them. Meanwhile, back at the house, Bob's friend gets caught in the children's Santa trap. (Repeat).

When Bob and Linda leave town for a romantic getaway, they ask Teddy to babysit Tina, Gene and Louise. (Repeat).

In order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., Tina takes a job as a magician's assistant, while Bob is victimized by a magician's "curse." (Repeat).

To keep pace with a rival restaurateur, Bob hires a documentarian to shoot a Super Bowl commercial and a former pro-football star to act as celebrity spokesman. (Repeat).

After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood. (Repeat).

When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought. (Repeat).

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman. (Repeat).

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period. (Repeat).

Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet". (Repeat).

Retelling three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump." (Repeat).

The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster. (Repeat).

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle. (Repeat).

Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris. (Repeat).

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery. (Repeat).

A fishing trip strands ship and crew underwater, where Fry falls for a mermaid residing in the lost city of Atlanta. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

After having a hand in an incident with a celebrity chef that blinds Leela temporarily, Bender becomes a hired goon in the robot mafia, who plan a hijacking---of Planet Express cargo. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

The Professor is the key to stopping a robot-and-machine revolt against humans, as ordered by robot-creator Mom, who seeks to be declared Supreme Overlord of Earth. Voices include Tress MacNeille, Billy West, John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Earth's most popular new food is discovered and marketed by the crew---until one of the snacks speaks to Leela. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

All roads lead to Len Trexler as Archer and the gang try to avoid unfriendly ghosts. (Repeat).

Archer and Trexler try to escape a rampaging Dutch by telling the world's worst knock-knock joke. (Repeat).

In the season finale, Archer visits Dreamland and receives a big break that leads him to Woodhouse's killer. (Repeat).

Archer inserts himself into a domestic dispute, and engine troubles threaten to ruin his business. (Repeat).

Kya is a young woman who raised herself in the North Carolina marshlands after being abandoned there by her mother when she was a little girl. She feels detached from the small-town community near the marshes until two men show interest in her. However, when one of them later dies, she becomes the town's prime suspect. (Repeat).

In 1998, the sinister Umbrella Corp unleashes a force that spurs a profound disaster across Raccoon City. A ragtag team of survivors pursues answers to the corporation's shady secrets while fighting against a horde of ravenous zombies on the outskirts of the ravaged city. (Repeat).

Criticized for neglecting his Laotian heritage, Kahn adopts a simple lifestyle and abandons the swimming pool his neighbors helped build. (Repeat).

Homer has an old roll of film developed and it exposes memories of how Lisa and Bart first started fighting with each other. (Repeat).

Grampa's days in the Air Force are rehashed, while Bart picks up the smoking habit in an effort to impress Milhouse's Dutch cousin, Annika. (Repeat).

Bart gets bullied at a school dance, prompting Marge to lobby the town to pass an extremely tough anti-bullying law. But things backfire when Homer gets arrested for picking on Ned Flanders. (Repeat).

In the Season 26 finale, Springfield Elementary modernizes but suffers a technical meltdown, and Lisa must ride to the rescue. Meanwhile, the mathletes wonder if their number is up after Groundskeeper Willie is named the new coach. (Repeat).

Season 27 begins with Homer being diagnosed as a narcoleptic, which sends him on a bender, after which he returns home drunk. This prompts a visit to a marriage counselor and results in a trial separation from Marge, during which Homer finds himself a 20-something companion. (Repeat).

Lisa is frightened at Krustyland Halloween Horror Night, so Homer removes his Everscream Terrors decorations, which leads the now-jobless pop-up employees to seek vengeance on him by robbing the house and forcing him and Lisa to seek refuge in the attic. (Repeat).

On a visit to school, Bob and Linda discover their children's essays about Wagstaff to be wildly creative and quite offensive. (Repeat).

Tina doesn't make the cut on the guest list for a classmate's Bat Mitzvah, but gets to attend as part of the catering staff when Bob and the family are hired for the event, where she's still excited about the prospect of scoping out the boys from other schools who will be there. (Repeat).

When Bob and Linda leave town for a romantic getaway (at a Burger Convention), they ask Teddy to babysit Tina, Gene and Louise. While the 'rents are away, Teddy is eager to earn the coveted title of "Uncle Teddy" and does so by putting Tina's crush in his rightful place after discovering that he was just using her for – gasp – free burgers! Hijinks ensue. (Repeat).

During a family train trip, Louise, Gene and Tina are seated in a separate car from their parents, so rebellious Louise coaxes her siblings into stealing the entire chocolate cache from the restaurant compartment. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda get into a wine taste-off with a pretentious pair of oenophiles. (Repeat).

After predicting that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant when the phone rings, Linda and the kids believe that she is a psychic. Needless to say her "predictions" irk Bob and spell out hilarious happenings. (Repeat).

Tina attends a convention celebrating a TV show about an animated pony, but a middle-aged superfan tricks her into giving away a rare bit of memorabilia, so it's up to Bob to go undercover and ride to the rescue to recover the valuable toy. (Repeat).

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties. (Repeat).

Stewie heads to Paris after taking refuge in Quagmire's suitcase. (Repeat).

Stewie receives the ire of the fan base of a popular popstar after his comment; Peter enjoys having excess skin after a lap band surgery. (Repeat).

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits. (Repeat).

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain." (Repeat).

The guys recount their first true love stories. (Repeat).

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West. (Repeat).

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it. (Repeat).

Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities. (Repeat).

Carter adopts a young orphan to restore his public image, drawing jealousy from Lois. (Repeat).

Voice cameos by Vice President Al Gore, physicist Stephen Hawking and Nichelle Nichols ("Star Trek") complement this episode, in which Bender, Leela and Fry experience the Professor's "What If" machine, each in a different scenario. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Seeking servicemen's discounts, Bender and Fry join the Earth Army, only to find themselves in a war, and being led by Zapp Brannigan, who has eyes for a soldier who's really Leela in disguise. Billy West, Maurice LaMarche, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Bender is infected with a virus that turns him into a murderous car each evening at midnight. Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio, Billy West. (Repeat).

After a prank gets Fry, Leela and Bender fired, Fry lucks into a job that reunites him with his previously frozen 20th-century girlfriend, who suggests they go somewhere quieter, like the year 4000. Kath Soucie, Tress MacNeille, David Herman. (Repeat).

Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife. (Repeat).

Archer, Pam and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme. (Repeat).

Archer keeps an eye out for a past nemesis. (Repeat).

There is no joy in Mudville—mighty Pam has struck out. (Repeat).

Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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In 1998, the sinister Umbrella Corp unleashes a force that spurs a profound disaster across Raccoon City. A ragtag team of survivors pursues answers to the corporation's shady secrets while fighting against a horde of ravenous zombies on the outskirts of the ravaged city. (Repeat).

A cyborg with no memories and mastery of a lost and powerful cyborg martial art awakens in a post-apocalyptic dystopia caused by a global technological catastrophe. With the help of the scientist who revived her, she confronts her many enemies in a battle for justice within a fallen world. (Repeat).

Hank and his softball team play a charity game against an all-star stunt-softball team to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program. Justin Long, John Schneider. (Repeat).

It's Job Shadow Week at school, and Hank expects Bobby to sign up for his propane business. Again. But Joseph signs up first, leaving Bobby in search of a business to shadow. The only one left: Earth Cleaners, which picks up dog droppings and is run by the charismatic, jumpsuited Peter Sterling (voice of Johnny Knoxville). (Repeat).

In the annual "Treehouse of Horror" episode, Sideshow Bob murders Bart, but then reanimates him; Homer is plagued by short-term-memory loss; and a brush with radiation leaves Lisa, Bart and Milhouse with superpowers. (Repeat).

Lisa befriends a super-rich new kid at school and Homer happens to hit it off with the child's father, but the kid turns out to be a bully and Lisa attempts to end the friendship, which doesn't sit well with Homer, who's become accustomed to enjoying the good life. (Repeat).

Broadway legend Laney Fontaine beats Homer for $5,000 at poker, and to square the bet, Homer must loan Lisa to Laney for a month. When Laney turns Lisa into a show-biz star, Marge and Homer feel they may have been too hasty in letting her go, and head to the Big Apple to bring her home. (Repeat).

Lisa searches an abandoned asylum and a restaurant that caters to men in an effort to restore the damaged reputation of Springfield's first female inventor. While at the asylum, Bart steals a notebook belonging to a homicidal patient and passes it off as his when he returns to school. When Homer and Marge find out, they start to believe their son's a sociopath, and Bart runs with the idea. (Repeat

Bart's coming-of-age chronicle, told ala the big-screen hit "Boyhood," follows him from a 6-year-old to his maturing into an accomplished young man. Along the way, there are glimpses of how his father and sister impacted him more than he could ever realize. (Repeat).

A photo Marge posts on social media gets Homer fired, so he goes back to his all-time favorite job, dishwasher at a Greek restaurant. The post also inspires Lisa, who develops an app that captures the real-life consequences of anything one posts online. (Repeat).

At the beach, the Belcher kids make a whale of a discovery: a valuable but illegal orca by-product that's used in expensive perfumes, and they smell a profit to be made. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with a screwy landlord who's constructing a new bathroom for them. (Repeat).

The prospect of having a cavity filled sends Louise flying from the dentist's office and over to Aunt Gail's house for sanctuary. Linda sends Tina and Gene to join her, and bets that they won't be able to tolerate a weekend with their crazy aunt. (Repeat).

Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. (Repeat).

When news of a new seaside burger joint leaks, Bob teams with Felix to get Mr. Fischoeder to put Wonder Wharf up for sale. Meanwhile, Tina learns that the wharf carousel is slated for destruction, so, in protest, she chains herself to the ride. (Repeat).

In the Season 4 finale, Felix puts Bob and Mr. Fischoeder in danger, and Linda and the children must hustle to the rescue. (Repeat).

On the series 5 premiere, Gene's musical based on "Die Hard" isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night as Wagstaff Middle School's performance of a "Working Girl"-inspired musical that features Tina. (Repeat).

To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free library, causing Brian to give up writing. (Repeat).

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community. (Repeat).

Peter gets a job as the new night watchman. He and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. (Repeat).

After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully. (Repeat).

Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school. (Repeat).

Peter ignores his wife's warning about a bachelor party. Voices include Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).

Peter (voice of Seth MacFarlane) learns to live without TV when he crashes his car into a satellite dish. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a climate-control machine. Other voices include Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Joey Slotnick. (Repeat).

The Griffins prepare for Stewie's first birthday party, but the precocious lad hatches a plan of his own. Voice of Stewie: Seth MacFarlane. Other voices include Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Lacey Chabert, Rachael MacFarlane. (Repeat).

Under house arrest, Peter builds a bar in the basement to have his friends over. And the joint is jumpin', much to Lois' dismay. Voices include Alex Borstein, Mike Henry, Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green. (Repeat).

When Peter's neighbor---an award-winning ballplayer and cop---makes him feel inadequate, Peter tries to become a hero. Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Lacey Chabert, Seth Green, Butch Hartman. (Repeat).

Zapp Brannigan gets Leela to join Amy and Kif Kroker on a double date, which ends with all stranded on a planet of Amazonian women. Bea Arthur is the voice of Femputer. Billy West, Katey Sagal, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).

A miniaturized version of the crew takes a fantastic voyage inside Fry to cure him of worms---which are actually improving him. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

After the crew disables the evil Santa robot, Bender takes his place to deliver toys---but everyone thinks he's still evil. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Bad luck sends Fry underground to search for his boyhood good-luck charm, stirring memories of rivalry with his older brother, Yancy. Tress MacNeille, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Archer and Pam request help from a newcomer, but he refuses to lend them a hand. (Repeat).

Archer helps defend a village from party crashers intent on ruining oysterfest. (Repeat).

Archer and the gang enter a deadly temple in search of an even deadlier treasure. (Repeat).

Archer and the crew of the Seamus wake up to the smell of shepherd's pie and see a business opportunity in their new guest. Written by Adam Reed. (Repeat).

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Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

A cyborg with no memories and mastery of a lost and powerful cyborg martial art awakens in a post-apocalyptic dystopia caused by a global technological catastrophe. With the help of the scientist who revived her, she confronts her many enemies in a battle for justice within a fallen world. (Repeat).

In the late eighteenth century, the Kingdom of Dahomey flourished as one of Africa's most powerful states. Yet as European merchants encroach, seeking riches at the expense of its people, warrior Nanisca takes a stand to uphold her peoples' freedom. Inspired by true events. (Repeat).

Kahn remortgages his house and buys Scrubby's Car Wash as a get-rich-quick scheme, but it looks like he might run the business into the ground. Dr. Money: James Sie. (Repeat).

Strickland embarks on a propane price war, so he hires the Teutuls from "American Chopper" (who voice themselves) to spark sales at the Propane Expo. But the Teutuls only manage to start a riot. (Repeat).

The Hills try out other churches after a new family sits in their regular pew. Tom Petty has a voice cameo. (Repeat).

Bart is captivated by the new teacher at Springfield Elementary, and goes all-out to win her over. Meanwhile, Homer buys a new brand of "milk" that causes early puberty, which for Bart means stepping up his wooing game, while Lisa deals with a slight case of acne that introduces her to the world of makeup and subsequent popularity. (Repeat).

Sanjay turns over the Kwik-E-Mart to his son, Jay, who goes against tradition, modernizes the store and makes it a cool health-food market. Bart, who has given up pranking, is enlisted to return to his playful ways and bring down the new establishment. (Repeat).

Prof. Fink, tired of being lonely, uses his scientific expertise to make himself attractive to women, then furthers his special talents to devise an algorithm to pair up all the unlucky-at-love men and women of Springfield. Meanwhile, Marge, Bart and Lisa pay a Valentine's Day visit to Grampa at the old-folks home, where they scramble to save the residents from a drug-induced hallucination that ca

Bart accidentally deposits a homeless woman's cart into the river, and to make amends, he lets her move into his closet for a slight fee, and when Lisa discovers her there, she finds out the lady is a wonderful folk singer, but that she has some violence and substance-abuse skeletons in her closet. Meanwhile, not-so-handy Homer traps the cat in the walls of the house. (Repeat).

Lisa wants to be a veterinarian after she performs CPR on a raccoon, but learns a tough lesson when the neglected class hamster dies. Elsewhere: Marge moonlights as a crime scene cleaner to make extra money, but the gory scenes impact her too much. (Repeat).

Lisa signs up to go to Mars on a future one-way mission, much to the chagrin of Marge. (Repeat).

Smithers is upset with Mr. Burns' lack of affection towards him, so Homer plays matchmaker and tries to find him a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Bart maneuvers the removal of the lead in the school production of "Casablanca," leaving Milhouse as a subpar understudy, which frustrates his costar, Lisa. (Repeat).

After a mother-daughter spat, Marge takes Lisa to Capital City, where, after they enjoy a musical, the show's star sings Marge's praises to remind Lisa how lucky she is to have such a special mom. Meanwhile, Bart is bummed that everyone expects him to be the ultimate prankster, so he recruits Maggie to help him trick people. (Repeat).

Homer recalls a dysfunctional Simpson-family vacation to the Grand Canyon with the practically perfect Flanders family that turned into a memorable bonding experience. (Repeat).

Homer promises Marge her dream vacation to Paris, and then to defray the cost he makes a deal with the travel agent to act as a courier and transport a briefcase with top-secret info on the trip. (Repeat).

On their way to New York, the Griffins take a wrong turn and end up at a Native American gambling casino, where luck proves to be no lady for Lois (voice of Alex Borstein). Comic Bobby Slayton provides the voice of a pit boss named Lenny. Peter, Stewie and Brian Griffin: series creator Seth MacFarlane. (Repeat).

Brian leaves home after his refusal to perform during a dog show prompts a rift with Peter, who later sees Brian whisked away to the pound, where he's marked for death. Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mary Scheer. (Repeat).

The Griffins are movin' on up (to a Newport mansion, specifically), when Lois inherits a "weekend house" from a rich aunt. Robin Leach provides his own voice in a "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" spoof. Voices include Seth MacFarlane (Peter, Stewie, Brian), Alex Borstein (Lois, Aunt Margarite), Seth Green (Chris), Lacey Chabert (Meg). (Repeat).

Peter's dour and devout 80-year-old father (voice of Charles Durning) moves in with the Griffins after he retires from the mill where he has worked for 50 years. He's a hellfire-and-damnation man, and he thinks family is heading south. Voices include Carlos Alazraqui (Gnome, Road Manager, Mr. Weed). (Repeat).

The Griffins usher in the Millennium with a bang----a nuclear one. Victoria Principal and Patrick Duffy have cameos (as their "Dallas" characters Pam and Bobby Ewing) in a live-action coda to the program, in which every Y2K bug that can bite Quahog (and the rest of the world) does. But the Griffins survive and head off, "Mad Max"-like, on a sardonic odyssey through post-apocalyptic New England, wh

Brian is having "accidents" (on rugs and other places) and seeks out a therapist (voice of Sam Waterston) to find out why. The therapist's conclusion: Brian's in love. The object of his yearning: Lois. Series creator Seth MacFarlane provides the voices of Brian and Peter, as well as Stewie. (Repeat).

Peter and his neighbors enter a float in Quahog's annual Harvest Festival Parade. They win, but then the trophy turns up missing and the winners all suspect each other of stealing it. Meanwhile, Meg (voice of Lacey Chabert) needs $1100 for a purse, so she takes a waitress job, and takes Stewie with her---pretending that she's an unwed mother and Stewie is her crack baby. (Repeat).

Peter survives a health scare but gets a killer bill. So he writes "deceased" next to his name on a form---and is visited by the Grim Reaper himself. How, Peter wonders, did Death get the form? "It was e-mailed to me by your HMO." But Death must take a forced holiday when he sprains his ankle chasing Peter, who has no desire to go gently into that good night. In addition to Peter, series creator S

Lois is named artistic director of the Quahog Players and makes Peter the producer of the troupe's upcoming show, "The King and I." She had to find something for him to do---Peter was complaining about a lack of outlets for his "creativity" (and he certainly can't act). (Repeat).

Peter's sense of humor is no laughing matter to the woman who sues him for sexual harassment. He can escape the lawsuit, though---by attending a training session on workplace sensitivity. It's a chance for him to get in touch with his feminine side. Candice Bergen provides the voice of feminist lawyer Gloria Ironbachs. Other voices include Faith Ford (Miss Watson), Jennifer Tilly (Debbie). (Repeat

When Peter and Chris's favorite TV show, "Gumbel 2 Gumbel," is canceled, Peter concocts a plan to get it uncanceled. He goes to the Grant-a-Dream Foundation and says that Chris is dying. His dream: bring back the Gumbels. It's granted, but Peter's "white lie" comes back to plague him. Voice of Mr. Harris: Martin Mull. Voice of God: series creator Seth MacFarlane. (Repeat).

Peter and school-board candidate Lois have divergent views on an education issue, so Peter decides to run against her. The issue: a wacky old science teacher of Peter's is fired after the school's annual "egg drop" experiment because he had the kids drop California-condor eggs. Meanwhile, Chris gets into trouble at school for peeking into the girls' locker room. James Carville, Lee Majors and Andr

Banned from the strip club, Strickland devotes more time to the office, instituting a policy of fun that drives Hank and the staff crazy. Justin Long, Henry Gibson. (Repeat).

Bobby gets a job so he can buy a pair of trendy jeans. Later, he sees some kids from school mooching change off passersby and decides to quit his job and become a bum. Dax Shepard ("Punk'd") is the voice of Derek. (Repeat).

The crew provides entertainment for Bort while Barry-6 tries to crack Archer's safe. Written by Adam Reed. (Repeat).

Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them. Written by Mark Ganek. (Repeat).

Deep in space, Archer and the crew encounter a terrifying cosmic beast. Even deeper, they encounter a self-aggrandizing life coach. (Repeat).

Archer and the crew pick up a hitchhiker and try to convince him to turn his life around. (Repeat).

New neighbors Jim and Lila (voices of Scott Klace and Ricki Lake) move into town, bringing along their 10-year-old son, Caleb, who makes it his mission in life to torment Hank. Meanwhile, Peggy and Dale enter a taxidermy contest. (Repeat).

Peggy agrees to tutor Lucky for the GED. She changes her teaching strategy, however, when she learns he plans to propose to Luanne after he passes the test. Tom Petty is the voice of Lucky. (Repeat).

Peggy, who has unusually large feet, goes to a store in Dallas for larger women, where she meets a new girlfriend. But Peggy's new pal turns out to be a drag queen. Carolyn/Jamie: Michael Jamin. (Repeat).

Lucky gives Bobby a 6-foot Burmese python, but it slithers into the Hills' toilet and escapes into the sewers, causing panic in Arlen. Voice of Lucky: Tom Petty. (Repeat).

Bill makes barbecue from a secret family recipe that is the best anyone in the neighborhood has ever tasted. (Repeat).

Lucky neglects Luanne when he becomes obsessed with retrieving a walnut stump his father found, so Luanne accepts a 15-year-old's invitation to the senior prom. Lucky/Mud Dobber: Tom Petty. Elvin: Trace Adkins. Jack: Brian Doyle-Murray. (Repeat).

Hank is devastated when Cotton gives Hank's beloved Cadillac to cousin Dusty (voice of ZZ Top's Dusty Hill). But when Dusty and his bandmates show up at Hank's house to play practical jokes for a reality-show taping, it's more than Hank can bear. Portis: Will Arnett. (Repeat).

Peggy tries a career in real estate after she's fired from her job at the newspaper. Guest voices include Henry Gibson and Chris Elliott. (Repeat).

Bill survives a roof cave-in over his bed and has a religious experience...and a romantic one. Reverend Stroup: Ashley Gardner. (Repeat).

Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test, and Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. (Repeat).

In hopes of selling real estate in posh Arlen Heights, Peggy befriends residents Cindy and Ted for networking purposes. But Cindy soon cons Peggy into becoming a Cozy Kitchen representative, which gives Peggy a new perspective on the exclusive neighborhood. Meanwhile, Dale uses the identity of Rusty Shackelford and is surprised by a visit from the real Rusty. (Repeat).

Nancy's hair starts to fall out when she becomes stressed over her home life and unresolved feelings for John Redcorn. Bunny: Rue McClanahan. Phonsawan: James Sie. (Repeat).

Mayor Quimby pardons attempted murderer Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer), who then runs against Quimby for mayor. Other voices include Larry King and Dr. Demento, Harry Shearer, Dan Castellaneta. (Repeat).

Mr. Burns makes many enemies when he steals the oil discovered beneath Springfield Elementary. Part 1 of two. Voices: Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria, Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Julie Kavner. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Chief Wiggum conducts an investigation into who shot Mr. Burns in an episode that parodies TV dramas, including "Dallas," "Twin Peaks" and "The Fugitive." Voices: Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer. (Repeat).

Homer is bummed when his "MyPad" tablet computer breaks, but hope springs eternal when Ned Flanders discovers a tree with magical powers and a bark that spells out "HOPE" in the Simpsons' backyard. (Repeat).

In the Season 25 premiere, Lisa recruits an FBI agent to check out Homer, who has returned from a nuclear-power-plant-workers' convention a changed man. (Repeat).

A TV superchef challenges Homer to a BBQ smoke-off, but Homer's secret cooking weapon is stolen, so detectives Lisa and Bart turn up the heat and grill some suspects in an attempt to smoke out the culprit. (Repeat).

When Homer is accused of stealing a million-dollar painting, only a detective from the 1970s can clear his name, or send him to jail. It's a classic impossible mystery. (Repeat).

The secret stack of cash—aka Lisa's college fund—Marge keeps under the sink goes missing, and the documentary crime series "Deadline Springfield" goes in-depth to solve the case, leaving no stone unturned. (Repeat).

Tina becomes romantically involved with a spirit who is believed to reside in the Belchers' basement. (Repeat).

When Bob learns that his burgers have contributed to Teddy's health issues, he decides to become his workout buddy and the two sign up for stuntman boot camp, which puts a strain on their friendship. Meanwhile, the kids put down an ice rink in the freezer, and Linda takes charge of their underground ice-wrestling league. (Repeat).

Bob boycotting Thanksgiving doesn't keep Linda and the kids from attending a Fischoeder-sponsored holiday festival, where a wild bird runs a-fowl and causes pandemonium among the attendees. (Repeat).

Bob enters a burger contest but discovers he's missing his secret ingredient, so the kids scramble to find the special spice. (Repeat).