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Bender is infected with a virus that turns him into a murderous car each evening at midnight. Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio, Billy West. (Repeat).

After a prank gets Fry, Leela and Bender fired, Fry lucks into a job that reunites him with his previously frozen 20th-century girlfriend, who suggests they go somewhere quieter, like the year 4000. Kath Soucie, Tress MacNeille, David Herman. (Repeat).

Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife. (Repeat).

Archer, Pam and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme. (Repeat).

Archer keeps an eye out for a past nemesis. (Repeat).

There is no joy in Mudville—mighty Pam has struck out. (Repeat).

Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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In 1998, the sinister Umbrella Corp unleashes a force that spurs a profound disaster across Raccoon City. A ragtag team of survivors pursues answers to the corporation's shady secrets while fighting against a horde of ravenous zombies on the outskirts of the ravaged city. (Repeat).

A cyborg with no memories and mastery of a lost and powerful cyborg martial art awakens in a post-apocalyptic dystopia caused by a global technological catastrophe. With the help of the scientist who revived her, she confronts her many enemies in a battle for justice within a fallen world. (Repeat).

Hank and his softball team play a charity game against an all-star stunt-softball team to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program. Justin Long, John Schneider. (Repeat).

It's Job Shadow Week at school, and Hank expects Bobby to sign up for his propane business. Again. But Joseph signs up first, leaving Bobby in search of a business to shadow. The only one left: Earth Cleaners, which picks up dog droppings and is run by the charismatic, jumpsuited Peter Sterling (voice of Johnny Knoxville). (Repeat).

In the annual "Treehouse of Horror" episode, Sideshow Bob murders Bart, but then reanimates him; Homer is plagued by short-term-memory loss; and a brush with radiation leaves Lisa, Bart and Milhouse with superpowers. (Repeat).

Lisa befriends a super-rich new kid at school and Homer happens to hit it off with the child's father, but the kid turns out to be a bully and Lisa attempts to end the friendship, which doesn't sit well with Homer, who's become accustomed to enjoying the good life. (Repeat).

Broadway legend Laney Fontaine beats Homer for $5,000 at poker, and to square the bet, Homer must loan Lisa to Laney for a month. When Laney turns Lisa into a show-biz star, Marge and Homer feel they may have been too hasty in letting her go, and head to the Big Apple to bring her home. (Repeat).

Lisa searches an abandoned asylum and a restaurant that caters to men in an effort to restore the damaged reputation of Springfield's first female inventor. While at the asylum, Bart steals a notebook belonging to a homicidal patient and passes it off as his when he returns to school. When Homer and Marge find out, they start to believe their son's a sociopath, and Bart runs with the idea. (Repeat

Bart's coming-of-age chronicle, told ala the big-screen hit "Boyhood," follows him from a 6-year-old to his maturing into an accomplished young man. Along the way, there are glimpses of how his father and sister impacted him more than he could ever realize. (Repeat).

A photo Marge posts on social media gets Homer fired, so he goes back to his all-time favorite job, dishwasher at a Greek restaurant. The post also inspires Lisa, who develops an app that captures the real-life consequences of anything one posts online. (Repeat).

At the beach, the Belcher kids make a whale of a discovery: a valuable but illegal orca by-product that's used in expensive perfumes, and they smell a profit to be made. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with a screwy landlord who's constructing a new bathroom for them. (Repeat).

The prospect of having a cavity filled sends Louise flying from the dentist's office and over to Aunt Gail's house for sanctuary. Linda sends Tina and Gene to join her, and bets that they won't be able to tolerate a weekend with their crazy aunt. (Repeat).

Tina tries out for cheerleading, but a spirited and enthusiastic spectator Gene makes more of an impression. (Repeat).

When news of a new seaside burger joint leaks, Bob teams with Felix to get Mr. Fischoeder to put Wonder Wharf up for sale. Meanwhile, Tina learns that the wharf carousel is slated for destruction, so, in protest, she chains herself to the ride. (Repeat).

In the Season 4 finale, Felix puts Bob and Mr. Fischoeder in danger, and Linda and the children must hustle to the rescue. (Repeat).

On the series 5 premiere, Gene's musical based on "Die Hard" isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night as Wagstaff Middle School's performance of a "Working Girl"-inspired musical that features Tina. (Repeat).

To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free library, causing Brian to give up writing. (Repeat).

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community. (Repeat).

Peter gets a job as the new night watchman. He and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt. (Repeat).

After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully. (Repeat).

Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school. (Repeat).

Peter ignores his wife's warning about a bachelor party. Voices include Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Phil LaMarr. (Repeat).

Peter (voice of Seth MacFarlane) learns to live without TV when he crashes his car into a satellite dish. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a climate-control machine. Other voices include Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Joey Slotnick. (Repeat).

The Griffins prepare for Stewie's first birthday party, but the precocious lad hatches a plan of his own. Voice of Stewie: Seth MacFarlane. Other voices include Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Lacey Chabert, Rachael MacFarlane. (Repeat).

Under house arrest, Peter builds a bar in the basement to have his friends over. And the joint is jumpin', much to Lois' dismay. Voices include Alex Borstein, Mike Henry, Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green. (Repeat).

When Peter's neighbor---an award-winning ballplayer and cop---makes him feel inadequate, Peter tries to become a hero. Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Lacey Chabert, Seth Green, Butch Hartman. (Repeat).

Zapp Brannigan gets Leela to join Amy and Kif Kroker on a double date, which ends with all stranded on a planet of Amazonian women. Bea Arthur is the voice of Femputer. Billy West, Katey Sagal, Maurice LaMarche. (Repeat).

A miniaturized version of the crew takes a fantastic voyage inside Fry to cure him of worms---which are actually improving him. Katey Sagal, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

After the crew disables the evil Santa robot, Bender takes his place to deliver toys---but everyone thinks he's still evil. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Bad luck sends Fry underground to search for his boyhood good-luck charm, stirring memories of rivalry with his older brother, Yancy. Tress MacNeille, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Archer and Pam request help from a newcomer, but he refuses to lend them a hand. (Repeat).

Archer helps defend a village from party crashers intent on ruining oysterfest. (Repeat).

Archer and the gang enter a deadly temple in search of an even deadlier treasure. (Repeat).

Archer and the crew of the Seamus wake up to the smell of shepherd's pie and see a business opportunity in their new guest. Written by Adam Reed. (Repeat).

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Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

A cyborg with no memories and mastery of a lost and powerful cyborg martial art awakens in a post-apocalyptic dystopia caused by a global technological catastrophe. With the help of the scientist who revived her, she confronts her many enemies in a battle for justice within a fallen world. (Repeat).

In the late eighteenth century, the Kingdom of Dahomey flourished as one of Africa's most powerful states. Yet as European merchants encroach, seeking riches at the expense of its people, warrior Nanisca takes a stand to uphold her peoples' freedom. Inspired by true events. (Repeat).

Kahn remortgages his house and buys Scrubby's Car Wash as a get-rich-quick scheme, but it looks like he might run the business into the ground. Dr. Money: James Sie. (Repeat).

Strickland embarks on a propane price war, so he hires the Teutuls from "American Chopper" (who voice themselves) to spark sales at the Propane Expo. But the Teutuls only manage to start a riot. (Repeat).

The Hills try out other churches after a new family sits in their regular pew. Tom Petty has a voice cameo. (Repeat).

Bart is captivated by the new teacher at Springfield Elementary, and goes all-out to win her over. Meanwhile, Homer buys a new brand of "milk" that causes early puberty, which for Bart means stepping up his wooing game, while Lisa deals with a slight case of acne that introduces her to the world of makeup and subsequent popularity. (Repeat).

Sanjay turns over the Kwik-E-Mart to his son, Jay, who goes against tradition, modernizes the store and makes it a cool health-food market. Bart, who has given up pranking, is enlisted to return to his playful ways and bring down the new establishment. (Repeat).

Prof. Fink, tired of being lonely, uses his scientific expertise to make himself attractive to women, then furthers his special talents to devise an algorithm to pair up all the unlucky-at-love men and women of Springfield. Meanwhile, Marge, Bart and Lisa pay a Valentine's Day visit to Grampa at the old-folks home, where they scramble to save the residents from a drug-induced hallucination that ca

Bart accidentally deposits a homeless woman's cart into the river, and to make amends, he lets her move into his closet for a slight fee, and when Lisa discovers her there, she finds out the lady is a wonderful folk singer, but that she has some violence and substance-abuse skeletons in her closet. Meanwhile, not-so-handy Homer traps the cat in the walls of the house. (Repeat).

Lisa wants to be a veterinarian after she performs CPR on a raccoon, but learns a tough lesson when the neglected class hamster dies. Elsewhere: Marge moonlights as a crime scene cleaner to make extra money, but the gory scenes impact her too much. (Repeat).

Lisa signs up to go to Mars on a future one-way mission, much to the chagrin of Marge. (Repeat).

Smithers is upset with Mr. Burns' lack of affection towards him, so Homer plays matchmaker and tries to find him a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Bart maneuvers the removal of the lead in the school production of "Casablanca," leaving Milhouse as a subpar understudy, which frustrates his costar, Lisa. (Repeat).

After a mother-daughter spat, Marge takes Lisa to Capital City, where, after they enjoy a musical, the show's star sings Marge's praises to remind Lisa how lucky she is to have such a special mom. Meanwhile, Bart is bummed that everyone expects him to be the ultimate prankster, so he recruits Maggie to help him trick people. (Repeat).

Homer recalls a dysfunctional Simpson-family vacation to the Grand Canyon with the practically perfect Flanders family that turned into a memorable bonding experience. (Repeat).

Homer promises Marge her dream vacation to Paris, and then to defray the cost he makes a deal with the travel agent to act as a courier and transport a briefcase with top-secret info on the trip. (Repeat).

On their way to New York, the Griffins take a wrong turn and end up at a Native American gambling casino, where luck proves to be no lady for Lois (voice of Alex Borstein). Comic Bobby Slayton provides the voice of a pit boss named Lenny. Peter, Stewie and Brian Griffin: series creator Seth MacFarlane. (Repeat).

Brian leaves home after his refusal to perform during a dog show prompts a rift with Peter, who later sees Brian whisked away to the pound, where he's marked for death. Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mary Scheer. (Repeat).

The Griffins are movin' on up (to a Newport mansion, specifically), when Lois inherits a "weekend house" from a rich aunt. Robin Leach provides his own voice in a "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" spoof. Voices include Seth MacFarlane (Peter, Stewie, Brian), Alex Borstein (Lois, Aunt Margarite), Seth Green (Chris), Lacey Chabert (Meg). (Repeat).

Peter's dour and devout 80-year-old father (voice of Charles Durning) moves in with the Griffins after he retires from the mill where he has worked for 50 years. He's a hellfire-and-damnation man, and he thinks family is heading south. Voices include Carlos Alazraqui (Gnome, Road Manager, Mr. Weed). (Repeat).

The Griffins usher in the Millennium with a bang----a nuclear one. Victoria Principal and Patrick Duffy have cameos (as their "Dallas" characters Pam and Bobby Ewing) in a live-action coda to the program, in which every Y2K bug that can bite Quahog (and the rest of the world) does. But the Griffins survive and head off, "Mad Max"-like, on a sardonic odyssey through post-apocalyptic New England, wh

Brian is having "accidents" (on rugs and other places) and seeks out a therapist (voice of Sam Waterston) to find out why. The therapist's conclusion: Brian's in love. The object of his yearning: Lois. Series creator Seth MacFarlane provides the voices of Brian and Peter, as well as Stewie. (Repeat).

Peter and his neighbors enter a float in Quahog's annual Harvest Festival Parade. They win, but then the trophy turns up missing and the winners all suspect each other of stealing it. Meanwhile, Meg (voice of Lacey Chabert) needs $1100 for a purse, so she takes a waitress job, and takes Stewie with her---pretending that she's an unwed mother and Stewie is her crack baby. (Repeat).

Peter survives a health scare but gets a killer bill. So he writes "deceased" next to his name on a form---and is visited by the Grim Reaper himself. How, Peter wonders, did Death get the form? "It was e-mailed to me by your HMO." But Death must take a forced holiday when he sprains his ankle chasing Peter, who has no desire to go gently into that good night. In addition to Peter, series creator S

Lois is named artistic director of the Quahog Players and makes Peter the producer of the troupe's upcoming show, "The King and I." She had to find something for him to do---Peter was complaining about a lack of outlets for his "creativity" (and he certainly can't act). (Repeat).

Peter's sense of humor is no laughing matter to the woman who sues him for sexual harassment. He can escape the lawsuit, though---by attending a training session on workplace sensitivity. It's a chance for him to get in touch with his feminine side. Candice Bergen provides the voice of feminist lawyer Gloria Ironbachs. Other voices include Faith Ford (Miss Watson), Jennifer Tilly (Debbie). (Repeat

When Peter and Chris's favorite TV show, "Gumbel 2 Gumbel," is canceled, Peter concocts a plan to get it uncanceled. He goes to the Grant-a-Dream Foundation and says that Chris is dying. His dream: bring back the Gumbels. It's granted, but Peter's "white lie" comes back to plague him. Voice of Mr. Harris: Martin Mull. Voice of God: series creator Seth MacFarlane. (Repeat).

Peter and school-board candidate Lois have divergent views on an education issue, so Peter decides to run against her. The issue: a wacky old science teacher of Peter's is fired after the school's annual "egg drop" experiment because he had the kids drop California-condor eggs. Meanwhile, Chris gets into trouble at school for peeking into the girls' locker room. James Carville, Lee Majors and Andr

Banned from the strip club, Strickland devotes more time to the office, instituting a policy of fun that drives Hank and the staff crazy. Justin Long, Henry Gibson. (Repeat).

Bobby gets a job so he can buy a pair of trendy jeans. Later, he sees some kids from school mooching change off passersby and decides to quit his job and become a bum. Dax Shepard ("Punk'd") is the voice of Derek. (Repeat).

The crew provides entertainment for Bort while Barry-6 tries to crack Archer's safe. Written by Adam Reed. (Repeat).

Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them. Written by Mark Ganek. (Repeat).

Deep in space, Archer and the crew encounter a terrifying cosmic beast. Even deeper, they encounter a self-aggrandizing life coach. (Repeat).

Archer and the crew pick up a hitchhiker and try to convince him to turn his life around. (Repeat).

New neighbors Jim and Lila (voices of Scott Klace and Ricki Lake) move into town, bringing along their 10-year-old son, Caleb, who makes it his mission in life to torment Hank. Meanwhile, Peggy and Dale enter a taxidermy contest. (Repeat).

Peggy agrees to tutor Lucky for the GED. She changes her teaching strategy, however, when she learns he plans to propose to Luanne after he passes the test. Tom Petty is the voice of Lucky. (Repeat).

Peggy, who has unusually large feet, goes to a store in Dallas for larger women, where she meets a new girlfriend. But Peggy's new pal turns out to be a drag queen. Carolyn/Jamie: Michael Jamin. (Repeat).

Lucky gives Bobby a 6-foot Burmese python, but it slithers into the Hills' toilet and escapes into the sewers, causing panic in Arlen. Voice of Lucky: Tom Petty. (Repeat).

Bill makes barbecue from a secret family recipe that is the best anyone in the neighborhood has ever tasted. (Repeat).

Lucky neglects Luanne when he becomes obsessed with retrieving a walnut stump his father found, so Luanne accepts a 15-year-old's invitation to the senior prom. Lucky/Mud Dobber: Tom Petty. Elvin: Trace Adkins. Jack: Brian Doyle-Murray. (Repeat).

Hank is devastated when Cotton gives Hank's beloved Cadillac to cousin Dusty (voice of ZZ Top's Dusty Hill). But when Dusty and his bandmates show up at Hank's house to play practical jokes for a reality-show taping, it's more than Hank can bear. Portis: Will Arnett. (Repeat).

Peggy tries a career in real estate after she's fired from her job at the newspaper. Guest voices include Henry Gibson and Chris Elliott. (Repeat).

Bill survives a roof cave-in over his bed and has a religious experience...and a romantic one. Reverend Stroup: Ashley Gardner. (Repeat).

Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test, and Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. (Repeat).

In hopes of selling real estate in posh Arlen Heights, Peggy befriends residents Cindy and Ted for networking purposes. But Cindy soon cons Peggy into becoming a Cozy Kitchen representative, which gives Peggy a new perspective on the exclusive neighborhood. Meanwhile, Dale uses the identity of Rusty Shackelford and is surprised by a visit from the real Rusty. (Repeat).

Nancy's hair starts to fall out when she becomes stressed over her home life and unresolved feelings for John Redcorn. Bunny: Rue McClanahan. Phonsawan: James Sie. (Repeat).

Mayor Quimby pardons attempted murderer Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer), who then runs against Quimby for mayor. Other voices include Larry King and Dr. Demento, Harry Shearer, Dan Castellaneta. (Repeat).

Mr. Burns makes many enemies when he steals the oil discovered beneath Springfield Elementary. Part 1 of two. Voices: Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria, Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Julie Kavner. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Chief Wiggum conducts an investigation into who shot Mr. Burns in an episode that parodies TV dramas, including "Dallas," "Twin Peaks" and "The Fugitive." Voices: Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer. (Repeat).

Homer is bummed when his "MyPad" tablet computer breaks, but hope springs eternal when Ned Flanders discovers a tree with magical powers and a bark that spells out "HOPE" in the Simpsons' backyard. (Repeat).

In the Season 25 premiere, Lisa recruits an FBI agent to check out Homer, who has returned from a nuclear-power-plant-workers' convention a changed man. (Repeat).

A TV superchef challenges Homer to a BBQ smoke-off, but Homer's secret cooking weapon is stolen, so detectives Lisa and Bart turn up the heat and grill some suspects in an attempt to smoke out the culprit. (Repeat).

When Homer is accused of stealing a million-dollar painting, only a detective from the 1970s can clear his name, or send him to jail. It's a classic impossible mystery. (Repeat).

The secret stack of cash—aka Lisa's college fund—Marge keeps under the sink goes missing, and the documentary crime series "Deadline Springfield" goes in-depth to solve the case, leaving no stone unturned. (Repeat).

Tina becomes romantically involved with a spirit who is believed to reside in the Belchers' basement. (Repeat).

When Bob learns that his burgers have contributed to Teddy's health issues, he decides to become his workout buddy and the two sign up for stuntman boot camp, which puts a strain on their friendship. Meanwhile, the kids put down an ice rink in the freezer, and Linda takes charge of their underground ice-wrestling league. (Repeat).

Bob boycotting Thanksgiving doesn't keep Linda and the kids from attending a Fischoeder-sponsored holiday festival, where a wild bird runs a-fowl and causes pandemonium among the attendees. (Repeat).

Bob enters a burger contest but discovers he's missing his secret ingredient, so the kids scramble to find the special spice. (Repeat).

Bob and his dad, "Big Bob", try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument at Big Bob's Christmas party. Meanwhile, the kids compete to get the best present for Bob. (Repeat).

When someone in her former Thundergirls troop starts giving away cookie secrets, Tina goes undercover to investigate. Meanwhile, Linda wonders if blondes really do have more fun and dyes her hair. (Repeat).

Tina will do whatever it takes, including enlisting Gene and Louise, in her campaign to secure a much-coveted and powerful hall-monitor promotion. Meanwhile, Linda decorates the restaurant walls with napkin artwork drawn by customers. (Repeat).

Tina, Gene and Louise sign up for a go-kart league, while Bob and Teddy begin pouring Teddy's home-brewed beer on the sly at the restaurant. (Repeat).

Homer takes a stab at improv comedy to regain his confidence and improve his public-speaking skills after messing up a speech in work; and Marge rebuilds Bart's shoddy treehouse, but he throws a wrench into the project when he questions her construction abilities. At the end of the episode, Homer answers questions from fans. (Repeat).

Marge goes to prison for letting Bart go to the park unsupervised and finds being locked up a welcome diversion from her duties as a wife and mother. While she's away, Homer handles the domestic and parental responsibilities, but not too well. (Repeat).

A New York art dealer sees a painting of Chris's and immediately christens "Christobel" as the next big thing in art. So the Griffins head for the Big Apple for the launch of his career. Candice Bergen, Faith Ford, Joe Regalbuto and Charles Kimbrough have cameos as their "Murphy Brown" characters. Other voices include Seth Green (Chris) and Alex Borstein (Lois). (Repeat).

Everything Lois and Peter do seems to embarrass Meg, and now the Griffins are to be featured on a reality TV show. Not surprisingly, Meg is appalled. To make matters worse for her, the audience-research report comes in and she's the "least popular." Adam West has a voice cameo as himself. (Repeat).

Hope and Crosby they're not, but Brian and Stewie do have some odd adventures when they bum their way across the country together after losing their plane tickets. In another plotline, Lois makes Peter watch a video designed to help couples communicate more effectively. Sam Waterston has a cameo as Brian's analyst. The topic: Brian's loss of his mother. Other voices include series creator Seth Mac

A psychedelic drug craze (licking Colombian toads) hits Quahog's teens, so Peter goes undercover at the high school to stop it, and ends up being the most popular guy in school. Scenes send up John Hughes movies and "Grease." Greg Allman has a cameo as himself. Other voices include series creator Seth MacFarlane (Peter/Lando and Neil), Mila Kunis (Meg) and Alex Borstein (Lois, Hooker, Justice Sand

Leela joins those protesting an oil supertanker being towed to a refinery by the Planet Express ship, now captained---poorly---by Bender. Phil Hendrie, Maurice LaMarche, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

Bender's best talent---bending things---lands him a scab job where a knockout fembot (Jan Hooks) comes between him and an old friend. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

Curiously immune, Fry is Earth's only hope against a species called Brain Spawn that is making the populace stupid. Billy West, Katey Sagal, Tress MacNeille. (Repeat).

In Hollywood, Bender lies to get a robot TV actor to finance a comeback film for Dr. Zoidberg's uncle, legendary star Harold Zoid (Hank Azaria). Maurice LaMarche, Billy West, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

At her orphanage's reunion, Leela's former taunter is now a doctor, who gives her a cosmetic second eye. And, Bender adopts 12 kids, for the Government stipend, of course. Tom Kenny, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

Amy's boyfriend Kif tries to impress her parents by going after those who rustled away their livestock ("buggalo") on Mars. Maurice LaMarche, Lauren Tom, Billy West. (Repeat).

Fry serves with Bender at an asylum for robots after both plead insanity to avoid conviction for a bank robbery they didn't commit. Phil Lamarr, John DiMaggio, Billy West. (Repeat).

After being told to get jobs, the wayward sons of Hermes and the Professor open a competing delivery service that puts Planet Express out of business. Kath Soucie, Bumper Robinson, Phil LaMarr, Billy West. (Repeat).

Benjamin is a distraught reporter who has a fractured relationship with his children after his wife's passing. But Benjamin and his family finally come together as they struggle to restore a dilapidated zoo. (Repeat).

Bob and Linda Belcher are peacefully running their hamburger diner with their three children when a huge sinkhole suddenly appears in front of their place of business. With their dreams suddenly crushed, they contemplate shutting down Bob's Burgers, but the children are determined to continue and protect their father's legacy. (Repeat).

Bill gets mixed up with a group of bodybuilders and starts to take on the attitude of his trainer. (Repeat).

Luanne wants a big wedding, so Lucky sues after taking a fall at work to try to make it happen. Hank tries to convince Lucky that frivolous lawsuits are wrong. (Repeat).

Bobby develops an interest in football, much to Hank's delight. Complications arise, however, when Hank and the guys take Bobby to a Texas-Nebraska game. (Repeat).

In the Season 28 premiere, Springfield burns to the ground, so the Simpsons beseech wealthy Mr. Burns to finance the rebuilding, but he has a price to pay---he's to put on a variety show at Springfield Bowl. (Repeat).

Mr. Burns' search for a clan to play his virtual-reality family leads him to hire the Simpsons, except for Homer, since Burns intends to play the father. With nothing to do, Homer befriends the new next-door neighbor, a woman who eats, drinks, thinks and acts like him. (Repeat).

Bart rooting for Springfield's football rival, the Boston Americans, sets off Homer, so he schedules a family "hate-cation" excursion to Beantown to show just how horrible the city is. (Repeat).

"Treehouse of Horror XXVII" features Mr. Burns organizing a Hunger Games-style contest pitting Springfield children against each other and Lisa's imaginary best friend killing Lisa's real friends in a fit of jealousy, while Moe recruits Bart to take Homer's place as a covert agent. (Repeat).

Krusty's new candy, "Krustaceans," leaves a bad taste in Lisa and Bart's mouths, so they launch an investigation; Homer seeks a promotion at the nuclear plant and needs Marge's help to dress the part; and news anchor Kent Brockman struggles to adapt to an evolving mediascape. (Repeat).

Homer gets stuck coaching a kids' lacrosse team with Milhouse's friendless father, Kirk, and when Kirk becomes too clingy, Homer bad-mouths him about being a loser. But Kirk overhears the rant and disappears, right before the championship game. (Repeat).

Bob agrees to give Logan a job at the restaurant in exchange for a plot at the local community garden. (Repeat).

Tina partners with Darryl to win a contest at the school Valentine's dance, while Linda schedules an adventurous week of copious holiday activities with Bob. (Repeat).

In order to keep Millie from becoming class president and destroying the school, Tina and Louise volunteer to run Jimmy Junior's campaign. Meanwhile, Bob talks himself into buying an expensive knife and becomes obsessed with using it. (Repeat).

The children, willing to do practically anything to get out of the house after being grounded, compete in an essay contest, with the winner serving as Aunt Gayle's "date" for an evening at the theater. (Repeat).

When Bob's new automatic helicopter unexpectedly breaks up, he and Gene engage the manufacturer in a battle to get a refund. Meanwhile, Louise and Linda prep Tina for an oral book report. (Repeat).

Linda and Bob's romantic out-of-town date proves disappointing to her, while Louis' school pet, a chinchilla, escapes from the house, setting off a wild chase. (Repeat).

Lacking excitement in her life, Lois decides to get a job, and Peter steers her toward being a flight attendant (because husbands fly free). Elsewhere, Stewie is dispatched to a day-care center, where he promptly falls in love with a girl named Janet (voice of Tara Charendoff). This rattles him. "I want absolutely nothing to do with the wretched enterprise," he declares, to no avail. Series creato

Peter finds himself tied to the mob after he buys a car that turns out to be a lemon, and a wiseguy (voice of Jon Cryer) offers lemon aid. Other guest voices include Michael Chiklis (Big Fat Paulie) and Alan King (the Don). Series creator Seth MacFarlane provides the voice of Peter. (Repeat).

Tired of being overweight, Chris (voice of Seth Green) decides to diet and exercise. That doesn't work, but there's always liposuction and plastic surgery---if not for Chris, then for another Griffin man (Peter---the one with the fat head). Other voices include Danny Smith (Dr. Ling, James Caan, Keenan, Lyle Lovett, Phineas, Salesman and Quentin Tarantino); and Mike Henry (Broderick, Cleveland, Co

When Peter goes to City Hall for a pool permit, he discovers that the Griffin house is not located in Quahog---or even in the U.S. And so a new nation---Petoria---is born. Not surprisingly, Peter (voice of series creator Seth MacFarlane) proves to be a saber-rattler, and that leads to a cooling in U.S.-Petorian relations. Other voices include Adam West as Quahog mayor Adam West. (Repeat).

Luke Perry (who provides his own voice) is the subject of Meg's journalistic excess. Actually, it's Peter's: he writes an article "outing" Perry (with no evidence whatsoever), puts Meg's name on it and submits it to her school newspaper. Adam West provides the voice of Quahog mayor Adam West. Other voices include Mila Kunis (Meg) and series creator Seth MacFarlane (Peter, Brian, Stewie and Thomas

The men of Quahog drink themselves into stupors trying to win a contest sponsored by the mysterious brewer Pawtucket Pete. The prize: a tour of his near-mystical brewery (and a lifetime supply of beer). Meanwhile, Lois (voice of Alex Bornstein), a frustrated pianist who competes vicariously through the students she teaches, finds one with real promise just before a big competition. Series creator

Chris takes up with Quagmire when he feels neglected by Peter, who coaches Cleveland Jr. to play with him in a golf tournament. Patrick Warburton, Mike Henry, Nicole Sullivan. (Repeat).

Family dog Brian is "in a rut" so he tries volunteerism, then takes a job as a dope-sniffing narc for the Quahog P.D. Trouble is, he likes what he sniffs a bit too much. Voice of Brian: Seth MacFarlane (series creator). Guest voices include Patrick Warburton (as a cop), Haley Joel Osment (as a kid) and Leif Garrett (as himself). (Repeat).

Brian heads to Hollywood to be screenwriter and the others follow when Stewie is chosen to be on "Kids Say the Darndest Things." Stewie doesn't exactly hit it off with host Bill Cosby but Brian does make his mark in show business, if not in the way he had intended (as a porn "auteur"). Guest voices include Ray Liotta and adult stars Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy (as themselves). Michael Eisner: Gar

A conglomerate buys Happy Go Lucky Toys and installs Peter (voice of series creator Seth McFarlane) as president. The conglomerate also owns a tobacco company, and before long Peter is on his way to Washington to testify before Congress on the benefits of smoking. Guest voices include Gary Cole and Alyssa Milano (as themselves). (Repeat).

Beck (as himself) invites an injured Bender to go on tour with him, while the gang follows in an old VW bus salvaged by Fry. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

The Professor's creation of a basketball team of atomic mutants causes time to skip forward at random, and one result is a staff marriage. Jeff Cesario, Phil LaMarr, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Fry's friends try to break up his new romance with a robot modeled after Lucy Liu (as herself), whose image is being illegally copied onto blank robots. Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Leela sees herself as a female pioneer when she's signed as a Major League pitcher, but she's really there as a novelty act, as she beans every batter she faces. Hank Aaron and Bob Uecker have cameos. Tom Kenny, Maurice LaMarche, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Daydreams of an interstellar road trip turn into an existential nightmare. (Repeat).

A voyage home gets interrupted by an alien battle cruiser carrying precious cargo. (Repeat).

Archer is convinced a mysterious object is causing the crew to act strangely. Is it magnetic? Is it supernatural? Does it need to be cleaned with some sterile wipes? (Repeat).

When a trial turns into a party it can only mean that Barry-6 has returned. (Repeat).

Bob and Linda Belcher are peacefully running their hamburger diner with their three children when a huge sinkhole suddenly appears in front of their place of business. With their dreams suddenly crushed, they contemplate shutting down Bob's Burgers, but the children are determined to continue and protect their father's legacy. (Repeat).

Riotous big-screen animated adventures of the cartoon characters from the TV series. Homer triggers an environmental calamity in Springfield that has far-reaching effects for the town and the planet. (Repeat).

Bobby learns about social activism---and puppy love---when he takes on the powers that be at Tom Landry Middle School over a bunch of soda machines that he blames for making him and his classmates fat. His socially conscious (and cute) classmate Olivia is very impressed. (Repeat).

Bobby and Joseph become Powder Puff Boys for the school's annual gender-reversal game, in which the girls play football and the guys dress as cheerleaders to support them. But the game becomes a hot-button issue for the PTA. (Repeat).

Arlen has a heat wave, and Hank gets season passes at the local water park for Bobby, Joseph and Connie. But trouble ensues when the kids are bullied by surfers at the wave pool. (Repeat).

Cotton goes crazy at a performance restaurant, where they cook the food at your table, with Hank, Peggy, Luanne, Lucky and Bobby. Cotton fights with a chef and has a horrible accident that leaves him hospitalized and clinging to life. (Repeat).

When Grampa's health issues are unable to be treated effectively, the Simpsons take him to Cuba for cheap medical care. (Repeat).

Homer's new app makes his life easier as it is able to outsource his father-son bonding. Meanwhile, Grampa discovers that he's about to become a father again. (Repeat).

Homer suffers a workplace accident that leaves him in a cast and contemplating suing Mr. Burns, while Marge feels as if their love life is losing traction, so she looks to a surprise source for romance. Meanwhile, Lisa the "Bus Monitor" attempts to keep order. (Repeat).

To impress his daughter, Krusty brings her to spend Christmas with the Simpsons. Meanwhile, with church attendance plummeting, Rev. Lovejoy seeks converts, and a frightening Christmas toy spooks Maggie. (Repeat).

Marge's obsession with a Japanese-style of living requires the family to ditch items that no longer bring them joy, including Lisa's beloved saxophone, and forcing Homer to find a home for the family pig. (Repeat).

While trying to relive his glory days, Mr. Burns runs into a mysterious music mogul, who cons him and leaves him bankrupt. To exact revenge, Mr. Burns enlists Homer, Bart, rapper Jazzy James and the mogul's ex-wife, Praline. (Repeat).

The kids land in Saturday detention and pull out all stops to escape early to attend the Cotton Candy Festival. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda deal with a young girl they believe to be a scam artist. (Repeat).

After starting a band with Tina, Louise, Rudy, Peter and Daryl, and then getting tossed from it, Gene swears he'll never play again, so Tina and Louise team to help him rediscover his love of music. Meanwhile, Linda suffers through a horrible rash. (Repeat).

Bob needs more time to surprise Linda on her birthday, so he sends her out of the house, but when she goes missing, the Belchers must rally to find her. (Repeat).

A wicked storm puts a damper on the Belchers' beach vacation and forces them to take shelter with the mysterious owner of their rental property. (Repeat).

A thrilled Bob and Louise meet Hawk, the star of their favorite movie series. (Repeat).

In the Season 5 finale, the threat of a rent increase along the street leads Bob and other tenants to organize a rent strike, but soon they learn they must participate in competitions at Mr. Fischoeder's estate, where the winners will get the more reasonable rates. (Repeat).

Peter and his pals catch a beer-besotted version of the "Spirit of '76" when a Brit buys the Drunken Clam and turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley (voice of series creator Seth MacFarlane) and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie (also voiced by MacFarlane) plays 'Enry 'Iggins to Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter. Guest voices include

Meg makes the flag-girl squad at James Woods High. That's "almost a cheerleader," she boasts, but it doesn't impress the cool kids. Meanwhile, Peter (voice of series creator Seth MacFarlane) develops a severe case of Chris-envy. Other voices...Connie: Lisa Wilhoit. Jack: Patrick Duffy. Janet: Debra Wilson. Meg: Mila Kunis. Chris: Seth Green. (Repeat).

Peter pays a price when he plays golf on his anniversary---he's struck by lightning. Adam Carolla provides the voice of the Grim Reaper, who guides Peter through his "near death experience," which leads to a "revelation" concerning Lois. Also, Peter offers the Reaper dating tips. Other voices include Peter Frampton, Chuck Woolery, Alex Borstein, Mila Kunis and Seth Green. (Repeat).

With a few tae-jitsu lessons under her black belt, Lois (voice of Alex Borstein) turns herself into Quahog's answer to Xena, cutting a wide swath through the hordes of obnoxious leaf-peeping tourists from New York. But soon her violent ways begin to hit home. Voices include Michael Chiklis (Bronx Guy No. 1), Lori Alan (Diane) Johnny Brennan (Horace/Bronx Guy No. 2), Peter Gallagher (Jared). (Repea

Meg (voice of Mila Kunis) gets an internship at a TV station. It's a dream job...because she thinks the station's male anchor is dreamy. But it turns nightmarish when the station's other intern, "the biggest dork on the planet," gets a crush on her. Meanwhile, a bully steals Stewie's tricycle. Guest voices include Hugh Downs and Abe Vigoda (as themselves); Adam West (Mayor West); and Michael Chikl

Peter's boss, Mr. Weed, dies suddenly (at the Griffins' house, as it happens), and the toy factory dies with him. Not surprisingly, Peter's "career transition" is less than smooth. Then he decides to follow his 25-year-old dream and become a jouster at Quahog's Renaissance Faire. Voices include Will Ferrell (the Black Knight), Charles Durning (Francis) and Adam Carolla (Death). (Repeat).

A jobless Peter decides on a line of work fit for "a real New England man": He becomes a fisherman. But there's something fishy about the bank that finances his boat. Meanwhile, Meg and Lois do some serious spring-break partying (Lois does, anyway) at Rhode Island's Narragansett Beach. Series creator Seth MacFarlane provides voices for Peter, Stewie and Brian Griffin, as well as Seamus, Daggermout

Stewie takes a fantastic voyage inside Peter's body to keep his parents from having another baby. Peter gets the idea of adding to the brood after delivering a baby (of course, it's an emergency) and Lois happily agrees. Not so happy is baby Stewie, so he makes a bold bid to maintain his status as the youngest Griffin. (Repeat).

Waylon Jennings has a voice cameo in an episode in which the Griffins discover Southern hospitality---courtesy of the Witness Protection Program. They're in hiding because the convenience-store thief Chris fingers escapes from jail and vows revenge. But should he track Chris (voice of Seth Green) down, he'll have to contend with Sheriff Peter Griffin (series creator Seth MacFarlane). (Repeat).

Peter can't stop trying to impress Lois's father, Mr. Pewterschmidt, and Brian can't take his eye off Pewterschmidt's racing grayhound. Bob Barker has a voice cameo as himself. Series creator Seth MacFarlane provides the voices of Peter, Brian, Pewterschmidt, Bill Gates, an ape and a cockroach. (Repeat).

A planet with an ancient-Egyptian influence makes slave labor of Leela, Fry and Bender, who turns on his pals when he gains some power. John DiMaggio, Katey Sagal, Billy West. (Repeat).

A parody of "The Wizard of Oz" is one of three scenarios illustrated by the Professor's "What If" machine, which shows alternative lives for Bender, Fry and Leela. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

In the fourth-season opener, a supernova explosion sends the Planet Express ship back in time to 1947 Roswell, N.M., where Fry's grandfather is stationed. Billy West, Katey Sagal, John DiMaggio. (Repeat).

After getting separated from the ship during a pirate attack, Bender becomes a god to a microcivilization, while Fry mounts an effort to find him. John DiMaggio, Billy West, Katey Sagal. (Repeat).

Archer's back in the spy game and his first mission is to guard a priceless statue. His second mission, to tell Lana his true feelings. His third mission, to get blind drunk. (Repeat).

Archer and the gang attend a martial arts tournament to extricate an international arms dealer. Unrelated, "International Arms Dealer" is what Cyril calls his right bicep. (Repeat).

The Agency attempts to steal experimental technology from a reclusive inventor, but they forgot one vital item, Sterling Archer. (Repeat).

Archer and the gang team up with Barry to stop an army of Barrys from turning the world into Barrys. (Repeat).

Riotous big-screen animated adventures of the cartoon characters from the TV series. Homer triggers an environmental calamity in Springfield that has far-reaching effects for the town and the planet. (Repeat).

After they learn the horrifying truth about what happens when they are purchased, a misplaced sausage and his food friends embark on an adventure through the aisles of a supermarket in this hilariously raunchy animated comedy. (Repeat).

Disgusted by the poor quality of steak he's getting at mainstream food stores, Hank joins a hippie co-op to get quality organic food. Appleseed: Dave Allen. (Repeat).

Bobby convinces the student council to put on a carnival, and he's put in charge of it. But a dour so-called "diversity expert" comes to school and nearly puts the kibosh on Bobby's plans. Terrence Pope: David Herman. (Repeat).

Mihn joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practise her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of the goal when she starts to identify with her "hillbilly" neighbors. (Repeat).

Nancy wants Dale to get a new job since he's not making any money, so he and Hank go on a "vocation vacation" to learn basket weaving. (Repeat).

Lisa is wooed by the richest kid in town; Smithers undertakes a dangerous trek; and Marge opens an obscure boutique store. (Repeat).

Fast-food restaurants in Springfield turn healthy, leaving Homer to turn to a greasy spoon for comfort (food), and childhood memories come flooding back. Meanwhile, Lisa scrambles for a special news story in order to save the school radio station. (Repeat).

A traumatic incident at Kamp Krustier sends Bart and Lisa home early, where they are responsible for some parentes interruptus. So, without the distraction of sex, Homer turns into a more productive worker and caring husband, but Marge longs for the old Homer. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa head back to camp to face the source of their trauma. (Repeat).

Bart transitions from class troublemaker to star basketball player at Springfield Elementary, while Lisa chronicles his success for the school paper and Homer takes over as team coach. But things take a bad bounce when Bart gets involved with the mafia. The episode is a parody of cable-sports programs. (Repeat).

Marge consults parenting "experts" for advice when she suspects that Bart is heading down the road to failure. Meanwhile, Homer opens up a trophy store in Springfield; and Grandpa gifts Bart with a valuable watch, one that Homer's had his eye on. (Repeat).

After being disappointed in Yale, Mr. Burns start his own for-profit university and hires Homer as a professor. (Repeat).

In the Season 6 premiere, Bob laments his recent hair loss, so a nostalgic Linda recalls how it was actually his mustache that made her fall for him many years back. Meanwhile, the children offer their own takes on how their parents met. (Repeat).

Bob has big dollars signs in his eyes when he learns the upcoming Land Ship parade will be passing by his store, but his hopes go down the toilet when he finds out that two portable johns will be set up in front of the restaurant. Meanwhile, Tina spices up her boring life by hanging out with Jordan, who's been graffitiing the school. (Repeat).

Bob hosts a dinner party to bond with his new friend, while Gayle seizes the opportunity to introduce her new boyfriend to the family, unbeknownst to her that Louise has an on-going feud with the guy and is determined to break them up. (Repeat).

A slip on the sidewalk forces Bob to initiate legal action to pay for his surgery, after which he comes under the care of Jairo, who intends to heal him without using a physician. Meanwhile, the kids fabricate a law firm to settle their personal differences (Repeat).

A vote to buy a new couch is held by the Belchers on TV night, but Louise isn't going to take the results lying down. (Repeat).

A scandal erupts at Wagstaff thanks to a lice infestation, and Tina is on the front lines when she volunteers to help Nurse Liz. Meanwhile, Bob makes improvements to the restaurant to attract customers, but they wind up having the opposite effect. (Repeat).