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In the Season 3 premiere, Adam attempts to make the office feel more inviting since Andi will be joining him at work every day. Also, Lowell has been hiding a life-changing secret. (Repeat).

Cheryl dismisses Jim's claims that he doesn't want to celebrate his 50th birthday. She plans a surprise party anyway, and he, of course, sets out to ruin it. (Repeat).

Jim's dissatisfaction with women leads to a confrontation with God (Lee Majors), who challenges Jim to try to improve the gender's behavior. (Repeat).

Jim worries that he's gone too far when he begins a secret campaign to boost Cheryl's confidence after she fears that her beauty is fading. (Repeat).

Cheryl takes the bull by the horns when it comes to the family's health and safety, but it still can't prevent Jim from being injured during his daily run. (Repeat).

Despite Tim's discarding of a chain letter, George Foreman agrees to be a guest on "Tool Time." Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Karen: Betsy Randle. (Repeat).

Did Jill tell him? Did Tim listen? Plans for a night at the opera hinge on the answers, made clearer with outside help. Eddie: Ernest Borgnine. Hick: Jack Elam. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill invades man's sacred space---the garage---with her pottery wheel; and Al takes a turn at hosting "Tool Time," and finds it isn't as easy as it looks. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Jill's sister's marital problems disrupt Tim's poker game. Robin: Amy Ryan. Charlie: Tom Verica. Fred: Raye Birk. Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen. (Repeat).

The Baxters' hiring of a new housekeeper brings with it questions of immigration, which ultimately lead Ed to check the green-card status of employees at Outdoor Man. Meanwhile, Kristin comes up with a clever moneymaking plan. (Repeat).

Patriotic Mike hangs his prize U.S. flag in the yard, inspiring 14-year-old Eve to contemplate enlisting in a Junior ROTC program, which doesn't quite fly with her mother. Later, an encounter with a female soldier at a VFW leaves a mark on the aspiring young servicemember. (Repeat).

Mike gives a job to Mandy's new beau, the star quarterback at her school, and Mandy soon realizes he's not a star off the field when he displays a poor work ethic. Meanwhile, Kristin is confused about her relationship with Ryan. (Repeat).

Mike discovers that Boyd's last name has been changed and is no longer Baxter. Meanwhile, the Baxter gals revive their old singing group and make a Valentine's Day music video, which they hope will go viral. (Repeat).

Donna poses as Fez's girlfriend to cement his breakup with Caroline; a pool is formed as to when Jackie and Kelso will have a fight; Bob claims the Formans' garage is on his property. Caroline: Allison Munn. Bob: Don Stark. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. (Repeat).

Eric reads Donna's journal and discovers her wish that he be more "dangerous"; Red and his pastor bond over the Packers; Jackie fears Kelso wants to break up. Pastor Dave: Kevin McDonald. Leo: Tommy Chong. Eric: Topher Grace. Donna: Laura Prepon. (Repeat).

The boys run afoul of border guards ("SCTV" alums Dave Thomas and Joe Flaherty) on their beer run to Canada; Jackie's accepted at a modeling agency; Red acquires a Betamax. Michelle: Ileen Getz. Leo: Tommy Chong. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. (Repeat).

Donna gets the gang tickets for Ted Nugent (who has a cameo); Red and Kitty try to recall how they met; Kelso commits to a week of romantic magic for Jackie. Max: Howard Hesseman. Young Kitty: Ashley Peldon. Young Red: Corey Landis. Marine: Dave Power. Janitor: Leslie David Baker. (Repeat).

When Adam sees a kid push Emme, he convinces Teddy to dish out some old-school justice to defend his younger sister, to Andi's dismay. Also, Adam and Don persuade Joe to hire a nurse to help out after his upcoming knee surgery. (Repeat).

Adam and the guys visit Lowell at his new bachelor pad and start using it as a hangout to get away from their home lives for a bit. Also, Andi keeps pushing Adam to finally give her own desk at the office. (Repeat).

Brad is bothered that Lily is embarrassed to be seen with him, so Sean tries to make over his geeky image. Elsewhere, Claudia helps Eddie deal with an unwise purchase he made for the bar. Scott: Sam Horrigan. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. (Repeat).

Sean joins a lodge so Lily can compete in its beauty pageant. (Repeat).

ALF resents being hastily relegated to the garage when Kate's overbearing mother arrives for a surprise visit. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Willie: Max Wright. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

ALF and Kate's mom argue over soap operas. (Repeat).

Featuring the world's most bumbling drivers. (Repeat).

A compilation of trampoline and hammock fails. (Repeat).

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Living Doll, Spear Fisherman, No Smoking. (Repeat).

Underwater Camera, Magic Wand, Slippery Crook. (Repeat).

ALF finds a box containing photos of Kate's old boyfriends and a list of goals, which includes Willie's dream of sky diving. Joe Namath: Himself. Willie: Max Wright. Nolan: Michael Lemon. Dean Houseman: Ivan Bonar. (Repeat).

The family car is disabled, so ALF salvages gold from his crippled spaceship and buys Lynn a Ferrari. Max Wright. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Bert: Robert Costanzo. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

After he complains about the family camping trip, ALF is told to leave, and soon he finds himself in an "alien" environment. Willie: Max Wright. Artie: Mickey Jones. Sam: Sam Whipple. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Willie and ALF get lost searching for a Christmas-tree farm after an artificial tree fails to imbue the family with holiday spirit. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Trevor: John La Motta. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

When Cheryl and Dana go out on the town, Jim, Ryan and the kids spend a night after hours at a dinosaur museum that ends with a big bang. (Repeat).

Dana's crying baby sends Jim in search of peace and quiet, but he realizes there's no place like home when he stays at Andy's house across the street. (Repeat).

Dani is thrilled to be receiving a promotion from Oscar, until he gives her the less-than-desirable task of finding her own replacement. Meanwhile, Felix tries to plan the perfect surprise for Emily after she admits missing England. (Repeat).

Nathan begins seeing a therapist to relieve stress from having to live with his meddling mother. (Repeat).

Vanessa is secretly obsessed with Jen's new video game. (Repeat).

Mike debates what to get Vanessa for a business anniversary gift. Meanwhile, Kristin and Mandy try to get out of Kyle's Outdoor Man HR Orientation. (Repeat).

Mike tries to avoid hurting Vanessa's feelings due to her snoring. Meanwhile, Mandy goes overboard preparing for the arrival of Kristin and Ryan's new baby. (Repeat).

Vanessa learns a secret that she thinks will ruin Ed and Bonnie's wedding day. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi have a disagreement at the office, and seek a way to solve it so it doesn't become a problem at home. Also, the kids try to extend Lowell's stay at their house after realizing he's an amazing cook. (Repeat).

When Adam sees a kid push Emme, he convinces Teddy to dish out some old-school justice to defend his younger sister, to Andi's dismay. Also, Adam and Don persuade Joe to hire a nurse to help out after his upcoming knee surgery. (Repeat).

A food fight seemingly solves Jim and Cheryl's marital woes, until Andy works behind the scenes to take revenge on his brother-in-law for some recent pranks played by Jim's kids. (Repeat).

With Cheryl out of town to take care of her mother, Jim depends on the kindness of the neighborhood moms for help with the housework and taking care of the kids. (Repeat).

With Cheryl out of town taking care of her mom, Jim realizes he can't be both mother and father. So he reassigns "mommy power" to Aunt Dana when Ruby tries to engage him in girl talk. He'll regret it. (Repeat).

When Ruby and Gracie can't seem to stop fighting, Jim is "forced" to read their diaries to determine the cause, only to realize that he needs to give out delicate motherly advice to them, while Cheryl is still away. (Repeat).

Tim advises Al (Richard Karn) about a new woman in Al's life. Greta: Jennifer Nash. Jennifer: Jessica Wesson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Tim goes to buy new speakers and ends up with an entertainment center; "Tool Time" welcomes tool musicians, led by saw player Janeen Rae Heller. Pete: Mickey Jones. Rock: Casey Sander. Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. Dwayne: Gary McGurk. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Tim arrives late for Jill's surprise romantic dinner; a first kiss looms for Brad and Jennifer (Zachery Ty Bryan, Jessica Wesson). Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After getting grounded, Brad sneaks out---and is brought home by a cop (Virginia Watson). Angus: Will Nye. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Outdoor Man celebrates Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show with a skit directed by Mike, featuring Ed and Eve in starring roles. Meanwhile, Mandy flirts with Kyle, who remains unaware of her interest in him. (Repeat).

Mike plays mind games with Mandy after he sees her sneaking into the house following a late night out with Kyle. Elsewhere, Kristin doesn't want her son to know that she's dating his dad again. (Repeat).

Mike gets Eve a private soccer coach, whom all the Baxter women find handsome and charming. (Repeat).

Bill McKendree taunts Mike and his family at a baseball game, and Ryan impresses Mike with how he handles the situation. Elsewhere, Mandy is deprived of modern technology, so she resorts to using an old ham radio and makes some faraway friends. (Repeat).

Eric gives a promise ring to Donna, who balks at what the promise means. Monty Hall has a cameo, showing Donna doors to different futures. Leo: Tommy Chong. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

An angel (Wayne Knight) shows Eric the repercussions of his wish that he and Donna had never kissed. Rhonda: Cynthia Lamontagne. Pam: Jennifer Lyons. Jake: Timmy Deters. Cop: Tommy Hinkley. Eric: Topher Grace. Donna: Laura Prepon. Hyde: Danny Masterson. (Repeat).

Lovelorn Eric resists all efforts to cheer him up, including his friends' trip to an amusement park and Red's awkward attempts to relate. Woofy: Tom Kenny. Young Red: Corey Landis. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Eric: Topher Grace. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. (Repeat).

Having cable TV gives Donna the early lead as she and Eric compete for their friends' loyalty; Kitty beams at Red's new friendship with Pastor Dave (Kevin McDonald). Donna: Laura Prepon. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. (Repeat).

Adam catches Kate sneaking back into the house at night, and decides to fix the behavior with old-school parenting tactics. Also, Andi is dismayed when she can't find many baby pictures of Emme. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi go to great lengths to secure a loan to fix an unexpected issue on their flip house. Also, Joe is enjoying hanging out with his nurse, Funches, and wants to find a way to get him to stay with him longer than planned. (Repeat).

Sean tries to teach Henry and Jimmy a lesson in charity by inviting a homeless man (Dave Sheridan) to dinner, but his efforts backfire when the guy won't leave. Meanwhile, Claudia decides to take the SATs with Lily and Brad. Mr. Kersey: Chris Hogan. (Repeat).

A photographer (Dave Foley) asks Claudia to model for him, but Sean is sure that the man is simply hitting on her. Elsewhere, Jimmy's friend Bobby schemes to get his pal closer to his crush; and Lily hates her yearbook picture. Bobby: Bobby Borriello. Faye: Karri Bowman. (Repeat).

ALF eats a box of chocolates that was to be a Valentine's Day gift for Kate. (Repeat).

When Willie brings home a Mexican boy whose father he is trying to locate, ALF and the child become friends. Ms. Wine: Diane Civita. Broom: Earl Boen. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

Features some family meltdowns from family game nights, father and daughter day and more. (Repeat).

A sneezing manatae; curious camels; a scuba diving dog and more. (Repeat).

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Bed Buddies, Whose Car Anyway, Double Trouble. (Repeat).

A charming schemer poses as the long-lost friend of an affluent lawyer in an attempt to evade an outstanding mob debt in this engaging comedy. (Repeat).

Jim's health insurance is canceled, but there's something fishy going on when he doesn't tell Cheryl after she comes down with a cold. (Repeat).

Jim hopes to be a hero of the hardwood when he takes over as coach of his daughters' lackadaisical basketball team and tries to turn them into winners. (Repeat).

Oscar has something up his sleeve when he's forced to present a humanitarian award to his nemesis Rich Eisen. Meanwhile, Felix experiences a range of emotions when he spots Emily at a restaurant. (Repeat).

Nathan, Debbie and Adam take Mikayla trick-or-treating on Halloween to a house where a witch is believed to live. Also: Nathan and Debbie are furious when they learn the truth about what really happened to their pet parrot when they were kids. (Repeat).

Mike and Vanessa each try to influence Jen's career path, while Kristin uses her pregnancy to her advantage with Outdoor Man customers. (Repeat).

Vanessa turns to Mike and Carol for advice on her State Assembly campaign, while Kyle is overcome with anxiety when Ed gifts him an expensive watch. (Repeat).

Mike's offer to help Jen with her school's bake sale goes up in smoke when he suggests she set up camp outside of Bud's Buds. Meanwhile, Kyle finds unlikely advice from Joe on where he should enroll in college. (Repeat).

Mike plays cupid for Joe when he sets up him on a date with Cece. Meanwhile Kyle is jealous when Ryan invites Jen to be a guest on their podcast. (Repeat).

Adam and the guys visit Lowell at his new bachelor pad and start using it as a hangout to get away from their home lives for a bit. Also, Andi keeps pushing Adam to finally give her own desk at the office. (Repeat).

Adam catches Kate sneaking back into the house at night, and decides to fix the behavior with old-school parenting tactics. Also, Andi is dismayed when she can't find many baby pictures of Emme. (Repeat).

The kids demand most of Cheryl's attention during her visit, and when she and Jim plot a romantic rendezvous in the airport lounge, their plans never get off the ground. (Repeat).

With Cheryl still in Florida, Jim decides to give their baby clothes and furniture to charity, but he has to scramble to get it all back when Cheryl calls to say she's pregnant. (Repeat).

Pregnant Cheryl needs bed rest, leaving Jim in charge of Gracie's doll-themed birthday party. But when he finds out Gracie only agreed to the theme to please Cheryl, a tea party turns into a tempest, complete with a squirt-gun battle. Mrs. Whitney: Beth Grant. (Repeat).

Jim takes advantage of Cheryl's recent memory lapses to build a testosterone-fueled den in the basement instead of his promised playroom for the kids. (Repeat).

Jill catches Tim checking out another woman. Karen: Betsy Randle. Kiki: Debbe Dunning. Barbara: Sheila Franklin. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Tim impresses Jill with some heavy lifting; Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) lands the lead in "Peter Pan." Jill: Patricia Richardson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim's work party turns into Jill's barbecue. Eileen Brennan, Betsy Randle, Tony Carreiro, Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Surprises at the Taylor Halloween bash include Brad's girl arriving with another boy (Rider Strong). Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

In the second-season finale, Mandy gets into two colleges and selects a party school. Meanwhile, Kristin takes stock of her life and runs into an old coworker who's found success; and Eve's neighbor assists her with her junior ROTC contest. (Repeat).

In the third-season opener, Mike assists two loyal customers who need to gear up for their annual moose hunt. Meanwhile, Mike tries to convince Kristin and Ryan to transfer Boyd out of a bilingual school. (Repeat).

Unlucky in love, an aquarium cleaner tries to erase a monstrous debt by taking up the world's oldest profession in this hilarious comedy. (Repeat).

There's no need to change your dollars to euros for this hilarious sequel to the 1999 surprise hit that finds Deuce (Rob Schneider) investigating the murders of male prostitutes in Amsterdam and trying to exonerate his old pimp (Eddie Griffin). Jeroen Krabbe, Til Schweiger, Douglas Sills, Carlos Ponce, Hanna Verboom, Miranda Raison, Charles Keating. (Repeat).

This spoof of military life finds an Army reservist going on active duty in the North African desert. (Repeat).

The revenge of the penguins; a grizzly with an itch; an elk's sense of smell; and more. (Repeat).

A floor cleaning experiment; dog's gardening techniques; and a one-man destroyer. (Repeat).

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

In the pilot, Kevin (Ron Eldard) tries to conceive of himself as a father after Sarah (Justine Bateman) dreams she is pregnant. Meanwhile, Jamie agrees to help his sexy neighbor (Anna Gunn). Jamie: Rob Schneider. (Repeat).

Kevin suffers a blow to his ego when he learns that Sarah dated someone else when they split two years ago. Meanwhile, Jamie suffers a painful neck injury after throwing himself in front of a car to gain the sympathy of two gorgeous tire models. The ploy works and the guys go out on a double date with the models, but their ""hot"" evening turns chilly when Kevin unexpectedly gets cold feet. (Repea

Kevin loses sleep over whether to buy a bed with Sarah (Justine Bateman) after he convinces himself she's trying to smother him emotionally. Cherie: Julia Campbell. Harry: James Greene. (Repeat).

Kevin tries to sweep Sarah off her feet with a romantic dinner, but winds up falling flat on his face. Meanwhile, Jamie focuses on a career in crime-scene photography. Cop No. 1: David Crowley. Cop No. 2: Adam Drescher. (Repeat).

When Sarah moves in with Kevin while her apartment is being fumigated, she and Jamie drive him buggy by competing for his attention. Cherie: Julia Campbell. Kevin: Ron Eldard. Sarah: Justine Bateman. Jamie: Rob Schneider. (Repeat).

Jamie falls in love with a cleaning woman that he and Kevin hired. But it's far from a match maid, er, made in heaven: she doesn't speak or understand English. Esperanza: Marisol Padilla Sanchez. Older Woman: Betty Murphy. (Repeat).

Jim balks at unsettling visions of the future when he repeatedly strikes out in giving advice to Kyle during his son's baseball game. (Repeat).

Andy finds Jim's missing wedding ring with a metal detector. Unbeknownst to Cheryl, Jim has been wearing a fake one for more than a year. (Repeat).

Oscar and Felix deal with their issues by seeking the advice of a counselor in their apartment building. Meanwhile, their friends' lives become more complicated thanks to Oscar's opinions on relationships and Felix's meddling. (Repeat).

Nathan tries to get his parents back together by showing them all of their sentimental family possessions, hoping it will cause them to remember the good times they've had. (Repeat).

When Mandy worries about Kyle passing his first college exam, she secretly enlists Vanessa, Jen and Ryan to help tutor him. Meanwhile, Mike learns of Ed and Chuck's superstition involving their decision-making. (Repeat).

After finding out that Ed is skipping Oudoorman's Annual Bass Festival for Bonnie's fancy art gala, Mike attempts to convince his mother-in-law to have a change of heart. Meanwhile, Mandy takes over festival planning for Kristin and things don't go as planned. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck compete in Outdoorman's Annual Chili Cook-Off. Meanwhile, Ryan and Kyle take the place of Kristin and Mandy at Vanessa's weekly mother/daughter luncheon. (Repeat).

Mike and Mandy go to extreme measures to help Vanessa connect with voters in her State Assembly campaign. Meanwhile, Ed's offer to split a baby gift for Kristin and Ryan leads Chuck and Kyle to wonder which of them makes more money. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi go to great lengths to secure a loan to fix an unexpected issue on their flip house. Also, Joe is enjoying hanging out with his nurse, Funches, and wants to find a way to get him to stay with him longer than planned. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi are eager to book a night away in a hotel after Teddy keeps sleeping in their bed. Also, Kate is allowed to stay home alone but doesn't follow Adam and Andi's strict rules. (Repeat).

Jim decides to use a gift certificate he gave to Andy after he realizes it's about to expire, but has to think fast when Andy also remembers---and asks Jim out to dinner. (Repeat).

When his children's arguing gets out of control, Jim decrees a tribunal system to sort out their differences. But after Jim and Andy have a dispute, the kids subject the adults to the same arena of justice. Dylan and Cole Sprouse ("The Suite Life of Zack & Cody") guest star. (Repeat).

Andy fears his relationship with his girlfriend, Emily, may be in jeopardy when Jim offers to take her daughters to a concert with Ruby and Gracie. (Repeat).

Andy is convinced that Emily is going to dump him on their six-week anniversary, since all his other girlfriends left after that duration, but Dana has a plan to boost his self-esteem. (Repeat).

Tim stays with Al (Richard Karn) to avoid Mark's chicken pox; Michael and Mario Andretti guest on"Tool Time." Cynthia: Debra Engle. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Jill lands a job, but someone's taking Tim's as "Tool Time" producer---the sponsor's daughter (Vicki Lewis). Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Tim is reluctant to make out a will; the "Al Borland Fan Club" makes its debut. Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

Tim is asked to lie by his friend (Tony Carriero) about the fact that he's been out with someone other than Jill's friend (Betsy Randle). Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Felix encourages Oscar and the gang to attend church in support of Dani who has a choir solo, which she is preparing for with help from Felix. (Repeat).

A heated argument between Felix and Oscar leads the friends to decide to try a new living arrangement—and find new roommates—in the Season 3 finale. (Repeat).

A boisterous bumbler vows to save his late father's auto-parts business with the aid of a prissy company man. (Repeat).

A self-made millionaire enrolls in college to get closer to his son. While there, the blunt-speaking blue-collar mogul butts heads with academics, and falls for an attractive English teacher. (Repeat).

A slovenly photographer stands to inherit a fortune if he can give up smoking, drinking, gambling and all his other unhealthy habits for a year. (Repeat).

Funny baby talk; kids learning about the birds and the bees; and the presentation of "The Brother of the Year Award." (Repeat).

A boisterous bumbler vows to save his late father's auto-parts business with the aid of a prissy company man. (Repeat).

This spoof of military life finds an Army reservist going on active duty in the North African desert. (Repeat).

A spoiled rich woman stiffs a carpenter, who is the first one to find her when she has amnesia; he gets revenge by conning her into thinking she's his wife and the mother of his four kids. (Repeat).

Mike and Vanessa invite Jen's father to her graduation. Jen struggles with accepting his plus-one..Meanwhile, the Outdoor Man crew debate over which word was said in a viral audio recording that's been tearing the internet apart. (Repeat).

A car restoration article throws Mike, Chuck, and Ed into the spotlight while leaving Joe feeling unappreciated. Meanwhile, Ryan overacts after taking Kyle's psych test. (Repeat).

Adam offers to eat a vegan diet with Kate in an effort to bond with her, but his love of meat proves a hard habit to break. (Repeat).

Adam throws out his back on his 50th birthday, but is still determined to take a dirt bike excursion and check it off his bucket list. Also, Don and Adam give out bonuses at work and everyone tries to figure out how to spend them. (Repeat).

Although pregnancy has confined Cheryl to her bed, she still wants to have her normal game night. But Dana suspects there will be the usual foul play. (Repeat).

Jim is anxious for Cheryl's bed rest to be over so she can help with the household chores again, but he hears conflicting stories about how long her inactivity should last. (Repeat).

In the seventh-season finale, Jim gets a visit from the Devil (James Lipton), who intends to collect on a promise Jim made years before in order to make Cheryl fall in love with him. (Repeat).

In the eighth-season premiere, the older kids give in to Jim's request to do the household chores after he blames them for losing one of the twin's blankets. (Repeat).

Jill's increased job duties have Tim running the house, perhaps into the ground. Maureen: Vicki Lewis. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

"Tool Time" welcomes the Manhattan Transfer; Brad and Randy take from the charity money they've collected. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Maureen: Vicki Lewis. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Brad protests Tim's public hugs; and Jill protests Tim's revamping of their closet. Rock: Casey Sander. Dwayne: Gary McGurk. Pete: Mickey Jones. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

What's Jill's is Tim's, but what's Tim's isn't "technically" Jill's---according to Tim, who finds himself in Jill's doghouse. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Jennifer: Jessica Wesson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim is opposed to having a vasectomy---especially after the procedure is explained by a female urologist (Caroline McWilliams). Harry: Blake Clark. Angela: Kristin Clayton. Marty: William O'Leary. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

On "Tool Time," Columbia astronauts show footage of themselves in space using Tim's gifts; Jill vetoes Mark's desire for flying lessons. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Mrs. Kluzewski: Pat Crawford Brown. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Harry's Hardware is no longer man's "last refuge" after Harry's wife comes to work there. On "Tool Time," Alan Jackson sings "Mercury Blues" and shows off his customized 1950 coupe. Dolores: Shirley Prestia. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Jill sees her Tool Man become a "drool man" when a pretty TV reporter does a feature on "Tool Time." Kelly Barnes: Rosalind Allen. Nick: Dex Sanders. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Tim fears that his future will wind up in the gutter after he and Jill outbowl his boss and his boss's wife. Bud: Charlie Robinson. Jean: Bever-Leigh Banfield. Angela: Kristin Clayton. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Tim takes a hard line against Brad's haircut; Jill and Wilson debate who's the better Juliet to help Randy rehearse as Romeo. Kendall: Joseph Whipp. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Tim and Jill endure a 24-hour wait to learn the results of a test on a lump in Randy's neck. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Wilson agrees to direct Randy's school production of "Romeo and Juliet," but his perfectionism alienates the cast and crew, including set designer Tim. Sharon: Laura Bell Bundy. Todd: Patrick Renna. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

Tim's mother and his former shop teacher make a cute couple, but Tim and Jill spy the teacher with another woman. Lucille: Bonnie Bartlett. Art: Dick O'Neill. Antonio: Vasili Bogazianos. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After a burglary at Wilson's, Jill lets Tim buy a security system for their home. But the Taylors keep setting off the alarms. Sammy: John Kapelos. Jason: Jarrad Paul. Officer: Michael Milhoan. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Al thinks his "Tool Time" board game will give him financial security. But faulty wiring sends his plan up in flames, along with his investment of his life savings. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Cal: Keith Lehman. Dave: James Hong. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

"Tool Time" visits the USS Constellation for a "Salute to Engines"; Jill catches Brad making out with his girlfriend. Capt. Jenkins: James Read. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill's distress over catering to Tim's daily routine leads both to dream of their senior years, and each has a different view of how Tim's "self-discipline" has affected their lives. Dolores: Shirley Prestia. Marge: Francesca P. Roberts. (Repeat).

To improve their communication, Jill drags Tim to a couples therapy workshop, where Tim opens up---about Jill's faults. Emory: Jim Jansen. Bud: Charlie Robinson. Howard: Sherman Howard. (Repeat).

Featuring roof sledding fiascos; ski-less skiers; and speed skating catastrophes. (Repeat).

Some kids who underestimate the power of wasabi; a cooking demonstration blunders; and a boy's abundant love of peanut butter. (Repeat).

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Home videos, documentary footage and other scenes of people and assorted pets.

Mud Lunch, Mall Proposal, Ultra Sound. (Repeat).

Weiner Rub, Corkscrewed, Milk Fake. (Repeat).

Unlucky in love, an aquarium cleaner tries to erase a monstrous debt by taking up the world's oldest profession in this hilarious comedy. (Repeat).

Things heat up between Andy and Jim when the former tries to sell a grill that the latter had given him a few years ago. (Repeat).

When the obnoxious Devlins get divorced, Jim and Dana try to keep a desperate Andy from marrying Cindy (Cynthia Stevenson). Tim: Tim Bagley. (Repeat).

Felix goes into a frenzy when the responsibility of hosting the Unger family Christmas falls onto his plate after his perfectionist mother bows out. Meanwhile, Oscar tries to convince his roomie's mom to give her son a break. (Repeat).

When Carol learns that Tom never talked to Nathan about "the birds and the bees," she insists on gathering the family together and having the talk now. (Repeat).

Kyle and Mandy are recruited to the church bowling team, leaving Mike with two options for his team - Jen and Ryan. (Repeat).

When Kyle and Mandy individually reveal a secret to Mike and Vanessa respectively, they are sworn not to tell the other. Meanwhile, Ryan invites Mike to be a guest on his podcast and Vanessa and the girls devise a plan to pay back a ride waiter. (Repeat).

Eve returns home for a weekend visit and Vanessa tries to recreate a childhood tradition for the girls... without Mike. Meanwhile, Jen asks Ed and Chuck for help in finding out who is stealing her work lunches and Kristin's big day finally arrives. (Repeat).

A series of time jumps finds Mike & Vanessa with two new grandchildren, as well as Mandy and Kyle living with them. Mike accidentally-on-purpose gets involved when Vanessa and Mandy clash over Vanessa's "helpfulness." Meanwhile at Outdoor Man, Chuck desperately hopes its last call on Ed's mixology happy hour. (Repeat).

Adam gets jealous when Teddy names Andi as his hero for a school essay. (Repeat).

When Adam accidentally invites Andi on the annual guys' trip, he tries to un-invite her, which only makes matters worse. (Repeat).

Jim is overwhelmed by Cheryl's requests and suggestions when her sister and closest friend, Dana, moves away, so he sets out to find his wife a replacement. (Repeat).

Jim persuades Andy to pop the question to his girlfriend before it's too late, but Jim has second thoughts when he sees her in public with another man. (Repeat).

When Jim's band wins a contest, they get to be the backing group for a young pop singer, but the girl's off-putting, diva attitude brings out the father-knows-best side of Jim. (Repeat).

Faced with the difficult task of buying Christmas presents for five kids, Jim tries to earn extra money by getting the twins cast in a film starring Steve Guttenberg (who plays himself), though the idea of the kids becoming movie stars is a flop with Cheryl. (Repeat).

Tim's talk on marital compromise gets a rise out of the audience; Randy tackles ventriloquism for a talent show. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Myrtle: Diana Bellamy. Phil: O'Neal Compton. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Tim has a tough time following through with the dancing lessons he gave himself and Jill for their anniversary. Ann Miller plays a teacher. Paxton: Michael Pniewski. Jerry: Gregg Daniel. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Jill's in a wedding, if Tim can get her to the church on time---with his "radarlike" sense of direction. Officer: Kevin Scannell. Clerk: Cleto Augusto. Karen: Betsy Randle. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Brad blames his failing grade in math on being lovesick over Jennifer, who no longer lets him copy her homework. Jennifer: Jessica Wesson. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

Mike encourages Vanessa to bond with Eve by teaching Eve how to drive. Elsewhere, Mandy wants Mike to stop giving Kyle projects to work on around the house. (Repeat).

Vanessa encourages Mandy to join a sorority, which could lead to the end of her romance with Kyle. Elsewhere, Ed pretends to be a loading-dock employee in order to investigate productivity problems. (Repeat).