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When the Tanners' cat dies, ALF is forbidden to feast on the feline, which triggers a craving for cats that the family scrambles to squelch. Joanie: Holly Fields. Trevor: John La Motta. Willie: Max Wright. (Repeat).

Tim takes a hard line against Brad's haircut; Jill and Wilson debate who's the better Juliet to help Randy rehearse as Romeo. Kendall: Joseph Whipp. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Tim and Jill endure a 24-hour wait to learn the results of a test on a lump in Randy's neck. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Wilson agrees to direct Randy's school production of "Romeo and Juliet," but his perfectionism alienates the cast and crew, including set designer Tim. Sharon: Laura Bell Bundy. Todd: Patrick Renna. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

Tim's mother and his former shop teacher make a cute couple, but Tim and Jill spy the teacher with another woman. Lucille: Bonnie Bartlett. Art: Dick O'Neill. Antonio: Vasili Bogazianos. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After a burglary at Wilson's, Jill lets Tim buy a security system for their home. But the Taylors keep setting off the alarms. Sammy: John Kapelos. Jason: Jarrad Paul. Officer: Michael Milhoan. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Al thinks his "Tool Time" board game will give him financial security. But faulty wiring sends his plan up in flames, along with his investment of his life savings. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Cal: Keith Lehman. Dave: James Hong. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

"Tool Time" visits the USS Constellation for a "Salute to Engines"; Jill catches Brad making out with his girlfriend. Capt. Jenkins: James Read. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill's distress over catering to Tim's daily routine leads both to dream of their senior years, and each has a different view of how Tim's "self-discipline" has affected their lives. Dolores: Shirley Prestia. Marge: Francesca P. Roberts. (Repeat).

In the eighth-season premiere, the older kids give in to Jim's request to do the household chores after he blames them for losing one of the twin's blankets. (Repeat).

Jim is overwhelmed by Cheryl's requests and suggestions when her sister and closest friend, Dana, moves away, so he sets out to find his wife a replacement. (Repeat).

Boyd is reprimanded at school for playing dodgeball, so Mike starts an underground dodgeball club for the local kids—even though Kristin agrees with the school on this matter. (Repeat).

Mike and Vanessa clash over what to tell their neighbors regarding a vandalized car. Meanwhile, Eve gets drunk at a party after her parents refuse to allow her to quit the soccer team. (Repeat).

Vanessa's loyalty to Ed's ex-wife surprises Mike, who doesn't think Ed should reconcile with his ex. Elsewhere, Mandy wants to work with Kristin at the diner so she can earn money for a school trip, but Kristin is hesitant to put in a good word for her. (Repeat).

After Vanessa's disastrous presentation at career day, Eve insists that her mother resign from her environmentally irresponsible company. Mike defends Vanessa, but Eve won't back down. (Repeat).

Nathan gets frustrated when he is forced to drive Carol around town on errands, so Debbie volunteers Adam to drive her and the two form an unexpected bond. (Repeat).

Nathan tries to surprise Carol on her birthday. (Repeat).

Adam tries to give Andi the perfect 20th wedding anniversary gift by recreating their honeymoon. Series finale. (Repeat).

In the series premiere, a contractor becomes a stay-at-home dad after his wife goes back to work. (Repeat).

Jim takes drastic measures when efforts to discourage an obnoxious couple from buying the house across the street fail. Cindy: Cynthia Stevenson. Tim: Tim Bagley. House Inspector: James Kiriyama-Lem. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Dana and Jim both covet their reverend (Chris Elliott)---she for romance, he for the pastor's prowess at bowling. Kitson: Michelle Hurd. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).

Laraine Newman and Dan Aykroyd reprise their roles as a cop couple, now set to marry, but the bachelor party is decreed to be a staid affair. John: John Rubano. Tony: Tony Braunagel. Beltzman: Mark Beltzman. Paramedic: Robert Joseph. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

After telling a cousin she sings in Jim's band, Cheryl has to put up, but the band hopes she'll shut up after hearing her voice. Mindy: Rachel Lewis. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

A friend's heart attack sparks worry in Tim, who changes the menu for his 40th-birthday feast. Harry: Blake Clark. Felix: Al Fann. Benny: Jim Labriola. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Mark's been inattentive in school, and he's incommunicado with his parents about why. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's brother (William O'Leary) pays a visit and reveals that he's thinking of leaving his wife and kids. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim's forced to turn down an investment opportunity in Harry's Hardware, so Al invests instead. But Ilene (Sherry Hursey) thinks Al's investing too much time. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).

The new Binford president (Joel Polis) insists that Tim and Al promote a new tool they feel is inferior. Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

The boys' investment becomes a purchase with Tim's help. Salesman: David Wohl. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

Three neighbors try to discover why a new family only comes out at night. (Repeat).

Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman star in this clever spoof of TV science-fiction. At a sci-fi convention, the cast from the canceled series "Galaxy Quest" is approached by a group of extraterrestrials who ask them to help with a raging war back home. Tony Shalhoub, Daryl Mitchell. (Repeat).

A misfit, picked-on teen's life turns around when he discovers he's descendant from a line of werewolves. By unleashing his inner beast, he becomes a basketball star, and works up the courage to try and win his dream girl away from her unpleasant boyfriend. (Repeat).

Ten funniest videos are counted down. (Repeat).

A groom's best man faints, a woman spins out of a go-kart, and fireworks don't explode as planned. (Repeat).

Unsuspecting prank victims were asked to look after a goldfish in a glass bowl. More hilarious but harmless pranks are played on clueless passersby. (Repeat).

Three neighbors try to discover why a new family only comes out at night. (Repeat).

Jim persuades Andy to pop the question to his girlfriend before it's too late, but Jim has second thoughts when he sees her in public with another man. (Repeat).

When Jim's band wins a contest, they get to be the backing group for a young pop singer, but the girl's off-putting, diva attitude brings out the father-knows-best side of Jim. (Repeat).

Mike brings home a duck he hunted, but Kristin objects to exposing Boyd to such violence. Boyd then refuses to eat meat, prompting Mike to help his grandson understand the circle of life. (Repeat).

Mike wants to give Vanessa a stress-free holiday without their daughters and grandson, so he tries to send the kids away for Christmas. Meanwhile, Ed goes turkey hunting and shoots a bald eagle by mistake. (Repeat).

Eve gets suspended for calling a classmate a bad name, and Mike is shocked the school classifies this as bullying. Elsewhere, Ryan finds employment, and then he purchases a motorcycle, which disappoints Kristin. (Repeat).

Mike informs Outdoor Man's longtime architect that he may lose his job to a youthful, pretty replacement. Meanwhile, Vanessa gets a promotion at work, but she worries that it was based on beauty and not merit. (Repeat).

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor. Also, Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher. (Repeat).

Bob and Abishola decide her mother has officially overstayed her welcome when Ebunoluwa starts renovating Bob's guest room. Also, when Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to have a spirit speak to Ebunoluwa from beyond the grave, Abishola gets more information about her mother than she bargained for. (Repeat).

Adam gets tickets to a Steelers game and debates who he should take: his wife or his brother. (Repeat).

Adam makes a hasty decision that angers his wife when he grows tired of his daughter's kindergarten teacher. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Dana's new boss wants Cheryl and the girls in a TV commercial, but not Jim, who doesn't "go" with the family. Ted: Ingo Rademacher. Kitson: Michelle Hurd. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Jim inadvertently injures Ted, but that's not Jim's last blow to the cast. Ted: Ingo Rademacher. Kitson: Michelle Hurd. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Gracie: Billi Bruno. (Repeat).

Jim takes a hard line against Gracie's bad behavior, but he's forced to apologize when he wrongly accuses her of more. Annie: Stella Hudgens. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Jennifer Coolidge returns as Jim's sister, whose brief marriage to Andy has apparently resulted in a third party. Rick: Rick Overton. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Jill's speech is caught on videotape---and so is Tim's negative review. Harry: Blake Clark. Eddie: Tom La Grua. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Randy sees Brad as their dad's favorite, especially after Brad's appearance on "Tool Time." Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Wilson hosts the Taylor clan for Thanksgiving and breaks the news that he's moving---to Ecuador. Fred: James Cromwell. Francine: Julie Cobb. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim is reunited with his former shop teacher, who shows his temper during a "Tool Time" appearance. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck's plans to open a classic car renovation service crash when Joe is invited to join in. Also, Vanessa realizes that Mandy is tricking Kyle into doing all their married chores. Jay Leno guest stars as Joe. (Repeat).

After a chat with Bonnie, Mike struggles to balance his need for "Me Time" and finding common hobbies with Vanessa. Meanwhile, Kyle and Ryan mourn the passing of their favorite fantasy writer. (Repeat).