2024-09-21
Jill's sisters, who are "neurotic---especially when they argue," arrive to plan their parents' anniversary party. And it's neuroses on parade! Linda: Carlene Watkins. Tracy: Maryedith Burrell. Carrie: Tudi Roche. Delores: Shirley Prestia. (Repeat).
Heidi goes into labor---on the road with Jill and Tim, who act as coach and receiver, respectively, while Wilson offers instructions over the phone. Ned: Tom Poston. Sparky: Patrick Cronin. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).
Vanessa persuades Mandy to dump Kyle, but then she regrets meddling and tries to repair things, doing even more harm in the process. (Repeat).
On Thanksgiving, Mike's dad shares news about his new business venture involving a recreational marijuana store. While Mike's not pleased with the idea, he also doesn't want to seem unsupportive. (Repeat).
Bud's harsh method of disciplining Boyd doesn't sit well with Kristin, Ryan and—to Bud's surprise—Mike. Elsewhere, Mandy buys a new hat for Kyle, and he's confused by the meaning behind this gift. (Repeat).
A Christmas surprise awaits the family's housekeeper, and Mandy's the one who's secretly behind it. Elsewhere, Ryan wants to inform Boyd that his new elf doll isn't really magical, but Mike wants Ryan to see the benefits of believing in Christmas magic. (Repeat).
Donna and Eric's tiff leads to a mutual withholding of affection; Red becomes nice after a near death experience; Kelso thinks he saw a UFO. Dale: Jeff Doucette. Tony: Jim Beaver. Leo: Tommy Chong. Bob: Don Stark. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Donna: Laura Prepon. (Repeat).
New radio-station office girl Donna is introduced on the air as "Hot Donna"---and as being single. Alice Cooper has a cameo. Barry: Curtis Armstrong. Ricky: Danny Bonaduce. Earl: Robert Clendenin. Max: Howard Hesseman. Leo: Tommy Chong. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).
Alcohol is a contributing factor in the demise of Eric and Donna's planned weekend in a hotel, but it's not the reason Kelso has an incident of impotence. Pam: Jennifer Lyons. Waiter: Paul McKinney. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Donna: Laura Prepon. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).
Eric and Red resort to a drastic measure after forgetting Kitty's birthday; being Jackie's friend takes an odd turn for Kelso. Caroline: Allison Munn. Caller: Doug Killen. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).
Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together. Meanwhile, Becky starts working a new late-night shift at Casita Bonita and Darlene goes to extreme measures to mend her relationship with Harris. (Repeat).
Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday. Meanwhile, Darlene is faced with another issue and Dan excludes Jackie from the family Christmas Santa photo for mistreating Louise. (Repeat).
Adam plans a Thanksgiving feast for the school, but Andi struggles to let him take the lead. (Repeat).
The kids damage a wall, but won't admit who's responsible, so Adam and Andi investigate. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Sean and Claudia invite the O'Keefes over for dinner for the sake of Brad and Lily's budding romance. Meanwhile, Eddie has Henry and Jimmy doing menial chores as punishment for stealing his coin collection. (Repeat).
Brad plans a romantic date with Lily in New York City, but it turns into a disaster. Meanwhile, an animal gets into the house when Eddie breaks a window, and Henry wants to keep it as a pet. Brad: Bret Harrison. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan. (Repeat).
When Willie brings home a Mexican boy whose father he is trying to locate, ALF and the child become friends. Ms. Wine: Diane Civita. Broom: Earl Boen. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).
Physiological and psychological changes land ALF in a cage to prevent Lucky's premature demise. Willie: Max Wright. Trevor: John La Motta. Mrs. Ochmonek: Liz Sheridan. Brian: Benji Gregory. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).
Tim is reluctant to make out a will; the "Al Borland Fan Club" makes its debut. Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).
Tim is asked to lie by his friend (Tony Carriero) about the fact that he's been out with someone other than Jill's friend (Betsy Randle). Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).
Jill's increased job duties have Tim running the house, perhaps into the ground. Maureen: Vicki Lewis. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).
"Tool Time" welcomes the Manhattan Transfer; Brad and Randy take from the charity money they've collected. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Maureen: Vicki Lewis. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).
Brad protests Tim's public hugs; and Jill protests Tim's revamping of their closet. Rock: Casey Sander. Dwayne: Gary McGurk. Pete: Mickey Jones. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).
What's Jill's is Tim's, but what's Tim's isn't "technically" Jill's---according to Tim, who finds himself in Jill's doghouse. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Jennifer: Jessica Wesson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).
Tim's talk on marital compromise gets a rise out of the audience; Randy tackles ventriloquism for a talent show. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Myrtle: Diana Bellamy. Phil: O'Neal Compton. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).
Tim has a tough time following through with the dancing lessons he gave himself and Jill for their anniversary. Ann Miller plays a teacher. Paxton: Michael Pniewski. Jerry: Gregg Daniel. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).
A chick flick brings out a sensitivity in Jim that Cheryl finds appealing---in theory only. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).
Cheryl agrees to ghost cook a big meal so Dana can impress her boyfriend, but Jim makes it a crisis of conscience. Dr. Gibson: Mitch Rouse. Farrow: Carlos La Camara. Booth Attendant: Amy Brewczynski. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. (Repeat).
A noisy new neighbor annoys Mike with her loud power tools and DIY projects, but the situation gets worse for him when she befriends Vanessa. Elsewhere, Eve discovers surprising info about Ed's connection to the Vietnam War. (Repeat).
A company billboard is defaced, prompting Mike to seek out Chuck's security firm, but Vanessa thinks this a bad idea. Meanwhile, Mandy's humbleness about completing household tasks benefits Eve. (Repeat).
Eve breaks up with her beau and claims to be fine, but her loved ones aren't so sure, and they all have opinions on how she should handle her post-breakup feelings. Meanwhile, Kristin and Mandy go wedding-dress shopping and get into a dispute about Kyle. (Repeat).
Mike worries about the family's privacy after a neighbor's security camera captures Vanessa turning a hose on a cat, but when he looks at more of the footage, he also views Mandy in a troubling situation. (Repeat).
After Bob takes a step back from his busy work life, he decides to buy a boat to enjoy during his free time. Also, a newspaper comes to MaxDot to interview Goodwin. (Repeat).
Having spurned her family when she quit MaxDot, Christina turns to Abishola when she's fired from Toesey Woesies. Also, Bob and Uncle Tunde go fishing. (Repeat).
Adam's mother-in-law, Alice, makes an unexpected visit and reveals some shocking news. (Repeat).
Adam and Andi resort to their usual punishment in response to Teddy's bad grades. His unexpected reaction catches them off guard. (Repeat).
Andy adds insult to injury when he dates the woman who beat Jim in a hot-dog-eating contest. Yoki: Suzy Nakamura. Host: Doug Cameron. Paramedic: Matthew Jones. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).
Cheryl's party is a flop, so Jim and Andy take Dana out for a rollicking bachelorette party. If only they could remember where they left her. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Countney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).
Cheryl helps Dana deter Ryan from auto-racing camp, only to have him join Jim for skydiving. The gals think they can stop that too, by going along. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Instructor: Robert Belushi. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).
It's Cheryl and Jim's anniversary, and one of them forgot, which prompts a show full of flashbacks. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).
Tim prefers to not invite Benny to Thanksgiving---until he spies Benny at a soup kitchen. The episode features a dream sequence in stop-animation, and cameos by race-car drivers Michael and Mario Andretti. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).
Brad throws himself into his new job at a sporting-goods store, but Jill and Tim worry that it's becoming his top priority. Rob: Mitch Rouse. Holly: Caroline Keenan. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Jason: Jarrad Paul. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).