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Al thinks his "Tool Time" board game will give him financial security. But faulty wiring sends his plan up in flames, along with his investment of his life savings. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Cal: Keith Lehman. Dave: James Hong. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

"Tool Time" visits the USS Constellation for a "Salute to Engines"; Jill catches Brad making out with his girlfriend. Capt. Jenkins: James Read. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

In the second-season finale, Mandy gets into two colleges and selects a party school. Meanwhile, Kristin takes stock of her life and runs into an old coworker who's found success; and Eve's neighbor assists her with her junior ROTC contest. (Repeat).

In the third-season opener, Mike assists two loyal customers who need to gear up for their annual moose hunt. Meanwhile, Mike tries to convince Kristin and Ryan to transfer Boyd out of a bilingual school. (Repeat).

Mike encourages Vanessa to bond with Eve by teaching Eve how to drive. Elsewhere, Mandy wants Mike to stop giving Kyle projects to work on around the house. (Repeat).

Vanessa encourages Mandy to join a sorority, which could lead to the end of her romance with Kyle. Elsewhere, Ed pretends to be a loading-dock employee in order to investigate productivity problems. (Repeat).

An infant stirs fear in baby-sitter Laurie, want in Kitty, and dissension between Donna and Eric over their future together. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Eric gets a come-on from his comely lab partner (Marnette Patterson), but Donna doesn't seem to mind their time together. Midge: Tanya Roberts. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Jackie flirts with another guy (Kavan Reece) to see if Hyde gets jealous; Red and Bob host competing Veterans Day barbecues, each with a different motive. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Bob: Don Stark. Midge: Tanya Roberts. (Repeat).

Eric, Donna and ice fishing are part of Kelso's "master plan" to win back Jackie; Kitty tires of Laurie's lack of direction; Hyde and Leo have a close call with a cop (Tommy Hinkley). Leo: Tommy Chong. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. (Repeat).

Desperate for more income, Becky seeks a bartending position at Casita Bonita, causing major concern for Dan due to her struggle with alcoholism. Meanwhile, Darlene finally nears a decision between David and Ben; and Harris' new friend, Odessa, means new trouble. (Repeat).

Jackie learns that the Chinese restaurant is going out of business and sees an opportunity to reopen the Lunch Box, but she's caught by surprise when she uncovers a secret. Meanwhile, Mary gets upset when a woman assumes she is adopted, and Darlene continues to deal with her complicated love life. (Repeat).

In the series premiere, a contractor becomes a stay-at-home dad after his wife goes back to work. (Repeat).

Adam gets tickets to a Steelers game and debates who he should take: his wife or his brother. (Repeat).

Sean joins a lodge so Lily can compete in its beauty pageant. (Repeat).

Sean tries to teach Henry and Jimmy a lesson in charity by inviting a homeless man (Dave Sheridan) to dinner, but his efforts backfire when the guy won't leave. Meanwhile, Claudia decides to take the SATs with Lily and Brad. Mr. Kersey: Chris Hogan. (Repeat).

Willie and ALF get lost searching for a Christmas-tree farm after an artificial tree fails to imbue the family with holiday spirit. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Trevor: John La Motta. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

ALF resents being hastily relegated to the garage when Kate's overbearing mother arrives for a surprise visit. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Willie: Max Wright. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Featuring some clumsy high-divers and outrageous ocean life, all while counting down the "Top 10 Times Water Won." (Repeat).

Featuring reckless Sunday drivers, clumsy skiers and diving board fails. (Repeat).

In this show, actors pull funny pranks on unsuspecting people, which get recorded by a hidden camera. (Repeat).

In this show, actors pull funny pranks on unsuspecting people, which get recorded by a hidden camera. (Repeat).

Farce about a cross-country auto race. Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore, Dom DeLuise, Farrah Fawcett, Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin, Jack Elam, Adrienne Barbeau. Directed by Hal Needham.

After their parking-lot fender bender, Jim and a shopping-mall Santa get into a fight, witnessed by Jim's horrified kids. Santa: Bruce Jarchow. Elf: Tim Kazurinsky. Kyle: Connor Rayburn. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. (Repeat).

Jim befriends his obnoxious neighbors when he believes they bring good luck when he's watching the Chicago Bulls. Cindy: Cynthia Stevenson. Tim: Tim Bagley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Countney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Boyd fears leaving the house after a scary highway incident involving a close call with a sinkhole, and Mike and Ryan disagree about how to deal with Boyd's feelings of panic. (Repeat).

A vote concerning a proposed school merger leads to a debate between Mike and Chuck. Meanwhile, Boyd dresses as a lump of coal for Halloween, which makes Vanessa feel guilty about her job as a geologist. (Repeat).

Mike gives Mandy tips about her online clothing company by suggesting she set aside money for taxes, but she has a different plan: She opens a pop-up store at her grandfather's marijuana shop. (Repeat).

A vaccination debate erupts between Kristin and Ryan, and Mike gets in the middle of it. Elsewhere, Mandy doesn't believe Kyle let Eve win in a shooting-gallery game. (Repeat).

With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie. (Repeat).

With Abishola's husband adamant that he'll never agree to a divorce, Bob and Abishola grow disheartened that they will never be able to get married. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi offer Teddy dating advice but wind up making things super awkward for him instead. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi gets into a couple's therapy after he bought a boat without discussing it with her. (Repeat).

Cheryl agrees to ghost cook a big meal so Dana can impress her boyfriend, but Jim makes it a crisis of conscience. Dr. Gibson: Mitch Rouse. Farrow: Carlos La Camara. Booth Attendant: Amy Brewczynski. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. (Repeat).

Cheryl offers Dana her wedding dress, unaware that the frock met a fiery fate 14 years ago thanks to Jim, who must cover it up again. Ryan: Mitch Rouse Saleslady: Lori Bell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

On advice from another woman, Jim grows a mustache that Cheryl can't stand, so she tries to counter with a change of her own. Alicia: Jennifer Alden. Kenny: Ted Michaels. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Without her father to dance with at her wedding, Dana is left with Andy, whose two left feet are cured by an unlikely teacher. Dance Instructor: Heather Lee. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Jill's distress over catering to Tim's daily routine leads both to dream of their senior years, and each has a different view of how Tim's "self-discipline" has affected their lives. Dolores: Shirley Prestia. Marge: Francesca P. Roberts. (Repeat).

To improve their communication, Jill drags Tim to a couples therapy workshop, where Tim opens up---about Jill's faults. Emory: Jim Jansen. Bud: Charlie Robinson. Howard: Sherman Howard. (Repeat).

Randy insists that his new girlfriend is not a "girlfriend." But he's not thrilled when she goes out with someone else. Courtney Peldon. Jason: Jarrad Paul. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Al selects Tim to direct his how-to video. But Tim's "vision" leads to creative differences---and his firing. Harry: Blake Clark. Felix: Al Fann. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Waiter: Vasili Bogazianos. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Kristin compares laid-back Ryan to her industrious boss, and Ryan comes up short as he remains on strike from his job. Elsewhere, Mike and Eve try to catch one another off guard as Eve works on her sniper training. (Repeat).

Vanessa runs a haunted-house fund-raiser for Boyd's school, but her spooky concepts frighten Boyd. A concerned Mike then tries to get his grandson to overcome his fears. (Repeat).

Mike doesn't support his neighbor's bid for election to the school board, which makes him a likely suspect in the mystery of her missing campaign signs. Elsewhere, Eve's sisters give her contradictory advice on romance; and Kyle gets jealous of Ryan. (Repeat).

Eve is eager to resume her snow-shoveling business when a snowstorm hits town. However, she soon discovers that her financially-strapped neighbor has beaten her to the punch, so Mike counsels her on capitalism. (Repeat).

Fez struggles to approach the new girl in school; Donna wins concert tickets for a night Eric must work; budding cosmetologist Laurie practices on Kitty. Caroline: Allison Munn. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Hyde's father (Robert Hays) allows a kegger, and Eric comes home drunk; Laurie befriends Jackie and Donna, mostly for transportation. Rob: Markus Flanagan. Dean: Matt Battaglia. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Donna: Laura Prepon. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

After receiving a cash gift, Kelso invites the gang to dinner---with the intention of running out on the check. Caroline: Allison Munn. Waiter: Brian Dinkleman. Bob: Don Stark. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Hyde: Danny Masterson. (Repeat).

On Valentine's Day, Eric compounds an earlier error with Donna; Laurie breaks Kelso's heart; and Fez asks Caroline to go steady. Caroline: Allison Munn. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Jackie and Becky pitch their business plan to Darlene in hopes of getting the Lunch Box back, but Darlene's decision leads to hostility among the three. Meanwhile, Dan bans Odessa from the house, causing a rift with Harris; and Mark makes extensive Thanksgiving plans that may inevitably fall apart. (Repeat).

Chaos ensues when Dan finally gets the entire family together for Thanksgiving dinner. Mixed feelings about the Lunch Box continue to build tension in the house, and Harris makes an unexpected move. Guest starring is Eliza Bennett as Odessa. (Repeat).

Adam makes a hasty decision that angers his wife when he grows tired of his daughter's kindergarten teacher. (Repeat).

Adam cleans out the garage at Don's request, but panics when he can't find a keepsake and thinks he accidentally donated it. (Repeat).

A photographer (Dave Foley) asks Claudia to model for him, but Sean is sure that the man is simply hitting on her. Elsewhere, Jimmy's friend Bobby schemes to get his pal closer to his crush; and Lily hates her yearbook picture. Bobby: Bobby Borriello. Faye: Karri Bowman. (Repeat).

The Red Boot Pub is burglarized and Eddie's sudden extravagances attract the attention of Claudia and Sean. Also: Lily flirts with a hunk at the mall; and Jimmy and Lorna spend some quality couch time together. Louise: Lee Garlington. Reggie: Steve Larson. Lorna: Jamie Renee Smith. (Repeat).

ALF and Kate's mom argue over soap operas. (Repeat).

ALF eats a box of chocolates that was to be a Valentine's Day gift for Kate. (Repeat).

Featuring a few disastrous family photo shoots, some outrageous grandparents and healthy sibling rivalries. (Repeat).

Featuring some adventurous but clumsy hikers, some hilarious fishermen and a few reasons why peacocks should never drink. (Repeat).

In this show, actors pull funny pranks on unsuspecting people, which get recorded by a hidden camera. (Repeat).

In this show, actors pull funny pranks on unsuspecting people, which get recorded by a hidden camera. (Repeat).

From executive producer Adam Sandler comes this outrageously funny farce about the antics of a 35-year-old video-game tester (Allen Covert) who is forced to move in with his grandmother and her oversexed and overmedicated roommates. Linda Cardellini, Peter Dante, Shirley Jones, Shirley Knight. Directed by Nicholaus Goossen. (Repeat).

Jim's nanny-cam shows no dirt on a new sitter, but instead reveals a secret held by Cheryl, who retaliates with her own spyware on Jim. Mrs. Nelson: Barbara Dodd Remsen. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Dana's new boyfriend not only takes advice on women from Jim, but also uses it, quickly making him an old boyfriend. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Chip: Chad Brokaw. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Kyle has an accident on his motorcycle, which leads Mandy to worry about his safety and Ed to fret about a potential spike in health-insurance rate. Meanwhile, Ed makes an unexpected announcement; and Eve gets to play in a football game. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck search for rare incandescent lightbulbs after Vanessa gives away Mike's last ones. Meanwhile, Mandy reveals her plans to move into an apartment, but she leaves out an important piece of information. (Repeat).

Mike wants to open a fish-and-game eatery, and he invites Kristin to be his business partner. Elsewhere, Mandy needs feathers for some hats she's making, so she accompanies Eve on a pheasant hunt. (Repeat).

Mike and Vanessa offer a generous Christmas gift to Kristin and Ryan, but there are strings attached to it. Elsewhere, a motivated Kyle seeks a poker tutorial from Ed. (Repeat).

After Abishola gives her previous suitor, Chukwuemeka, a Nigerian pharmacist, a second chance, Uncle Tunde goes behind Auntie Olu's back to warn Bob about the other man who's courting his niece. (Repeat).

After a chance encounter, Abishola and Christina unexpectedly hit it off as future sisters-in-law. Meanwhile, at MaxDot, Douglas gives the workers a much-needed morale boost but feels pressured when Bob praises him as a natural leader. (Repeat).

Adam discovers someone is sneaking his boat out at night, and he assumes the culprits are Don and Joe. Also, after Andi makes Kate get a job at the mall, Kate decides she no longer wants to go to college. (Repeat).

When Adam and Don disagree about a new house to flip for their construction business, their bickering reveals bigger issues in their relationship. Also, Andi goes to great lengths to throw the perfect birthday party for Bev. (Repeat).

Jim is happy to have an elderly neighbor escort Cheryl to cultural events, until he starts to suspect the gentleman has an ulterior motive. Bertram: Steven Gilborn. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Parental pride in Gracie's spelling-bee prowess starts to fade in light of continuous competitions, and the distances to them. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Jim spots his missing prized baseball card in the coffin of his newly deceased pal. Bonnie: Jane Morris. Beltzman: Mark Beltzman. Tony: Tony Braunagel. John: John Rubano. Jim: Jim Belushi. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Paisley-Williams. (Repeat).

Cheryl and Jim separately conclude they don't want another child, but neither can admit it, so they go to new lengths to avoid having sex. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Jill uses an inheritance to buy a foreign sports car, which she prohibits Tim from driving. But how often does Tim listen to Jill? Jerry: Drew Pillsbury. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

In a battle of Halloween pranks, Brad and Randy score first, then thwart Tim and Jill's retaliatory effort. But who will laugh last? Larry: Larry Hankin. Al: Richard Karn. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

Jill's sisters, who are "neurotic---especially when they argue," arrive to plan their parents' anniversary party. And it's neuroses on parade! Linda: Carlene Watkins. Tracy: Maryedith Burrell. Carrie: Tudi Roche. Delores: Shirley Prestia. (Repeat).

Heidi goes into labor---on the road with Jill and Tim, who act as coach and receiver, respectively, while Wilson offers instructions over the phone. Ned: Tom Poston. Sparky: Patrick Cronin. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Vanessa persuades Mandy to dump Kyle, but then she regrets meddling and tries to repair things, doing even more harm in the process. (Repeat).

On Thanksgiving, Mike's dad shares news about his new business venture involving a recreational marijuana store. While Mike's not pleased with the idea, he also doesn't want to seem unsupportive. (Repeat).

Bud's harsh method of disciplining Boyd doesn't sit well with Kristin, Ryan and—to Bud's surprise—Mike. Elsewhere, Mandy buys a new hat for Kyle, and he's confused by the meaning behind this gift. (Repeat).

A Christmas surprise awaits the family's housekeeper, and Mandy's the one who's secretly behind it. Elsewhere, Ryan wants to inform Boyd that his new elf doll isn't really magical, but Mike wants Ryan to see the benefits of believing in Christmas magic. (Repeat).

Donna and Eric's tiff leads to a mutual withholding of affection; Red becomes nice after a near death experience; Kelso thinks he saw a UFO. Dale: Jeff Doucette. Tony: Jim Beaver. Leo: Tommy Chong. Bob: Don Stark. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Donna: Laura Prepon. (Repeat).

New radio-station office girl Donna is introduced on the air as "Hot Donna"---and as being single. Alice Cooper has a cameo. Barry: Curtis Armstrong. Ricky: Danny Bonaduce. Earl: Robert Clendenin. Max: Howard Hesseman. Leo: Tommy Chong. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Alcohol is a contributing factor in the demise of Eric and Donna's planned weekend in a hotel, but it's not the reason Kelso has an incident of impotence. Pam: Jennifer Lyons. Waiter: Paul McKinney. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Donna: Laura Prepon. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

Eric and Red resort to a drastic measure after forgetting Kitty's birthday; being Jackie's friend takes an odd turn for Kelso. Caroline: Allison Munn. Caller: Doug Killen. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together. Meanwhile, Becky starts working a new late-night shift at Casita Bonita and Darlene goes to extreme measures to mend her relationship with Harris. (Repeat).

Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday. Meanwhile, Darlene is faced with another issue and Dan excludes Jackie from the family Christmas Santa photo for mistreating Louise. (Repeat).

Adam plans a Thanksgiving feast for the school, but Andi struggles to let him take the lead. (Repeat).

The kids damage a wall, but won't admit who's responsible, so Adam and Andi investigate. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Sean and Claudia invite the O'Keefes over for dinner for the sake of Brad and Lily's budding romance. Meanwhile, Eddie has Henry and Jimmy doing menial chores as punishment for stealing his coin collection. (Repeat).

Brad plans a romantic date with Lily in New York City, but it turns into a disaster. Meanwhile, an animal gets into the house when Eddie breaks a window, and Henry wants to keep it as a pet. Brad: Bret Harrison. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan. (Repeat).

When Willie brings home a Mexican boy whose father he is trying to locate, ALF and the child become friends. Ms. Wine: Diane Civita. Broom: Earl Boen. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

Physiological and psychological changes land ALF in a cage to prevent Lucky's premature demise. Willie: Max Wright. Trevor: John La Motta. Mrs. Ochmonek: Liz Sheridan. Brian: Benji Gregory. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

Tim is reluctant to make out a will; the "Al Borland Fan Club" makes its debut. Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

Tim is asked to lie by his friend (Tony Carriero) about the fact that he's been out with someone other than Jill's friend (Betsy Randle). Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Jill's increased job duties have Tim running the house, perhaps into the ground. Maureen: Vicki Lewis. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

"Tool Time" welcomes the Manhattan Transfer; Brad and Randy take from the charity money they've collected. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Maureen: Vicki Lewis. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Brad protests Tim's public hugs; and Jill protests Tim's revamping of their closet. Rock: Casey Sander. Dwayne: Gary McGurk. Pete: Mickey Jones. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

What's Jill's is Tim's, but what's Tim's isn't "technically" Jill's---according to Tim, who finds himself in Jill's doghouse. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Jennifer: Jessica Wesson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim's talk on marital compromise gets a rise out of the audience; Randy tackles ventriloquism for a talent show. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Myrtle: Diana Bellamy. Phil: O'Neal Compton. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Tim has a tough time following through with the dancing lessons he gave himself and Jill for their anniversary. Ann Miller plays a teacher. Paxton: Michael Pniewski. Jerry: Gregg Daniel. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

A chick flick brings out a sensitivity in Jim that Cheryl finds appealing---in theory only. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Cheryl agrees to ghost cook a big meal so Dana can impress her boyfriend, but Jim makes it a crisis of conscience. Dr. Gibson: Mitch Rouse. Farrow: Carlos La Camara. Booth Attendant: Amy Brewczynski. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. (Repeat).

A noisy new neighbor annoys Mike with her loud power tools and DIY projects, but the situation gets worse for him when she befriends Vanessa. Elsewhere, Eve discovers surprising info about Ed's connection to the Vietnam War. (Repeat).

A company billboard is defaced, prompting Mike to seek out Chuck's security firm, but Vanessa thinks this a bad idea. Meanwhile, Mandy's humbleness about completing household tasks benefits Eve. (Repeat).

Eve breaks up with her beau and claims to be fine, but her loved ones aren't so sure, and they all have opinions on how she should handle her post-breakup feelings. Meanwhile, Kristin and Mandy go wedding-dress shopping and get into a dispute about Kyle. (Repeat).

Mike worries about the family's privacy after a neighbor's security camera captures Vanessa turning a hose on a cat, but when he looks at more of the footage, he also views Mandy in a troubling situation. (Repeat).

After Bob takes a step back from his busy work life, he decides to buy a boat to enjoy during his free time. Also, a newspaper comes to MaxDot to interview Goodwin. (Repeat).

Having spurned her family when she quit MaxDot, Christina turns to Abishola when she's fired from Toesey Woesies. Also, Bob and Uncle Tunde go fishing. (Repeat).

Adam's mother-in-law, Alice, makes an unexpected visit and reveals some shocking news. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi resort to their usual punishment in response to Teddy's bad grades. His unexpected reaction catches them off guard. (Repeat).

Andy adds insult to injury when he dates the woman who beat Jim in a hot-dog-eating contest. Yoki: Suzy Nakamura. Host: Doug Cameron. Paramedic: Matthew Jones. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Cheryl's party is a flop, so Jim and Andy take Dana out for a rollicking bachelorette party. If only they could remember where they left her. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Countney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Cheryl helps Dana deter Ryan from auto-racing camp, only to have him join Jim for skydiving. The gals think they can stop that too, by going along. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Instructor: Robert Belushi. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

It's Cheryl and Jim's anniversary, and one of them forgot, which prompts a show full of flashbacks. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).

Tim prefers to not invite Benny to Thanksgiving---until he spies Benny at a soup kitchen. The episode features a dream sequence in stop-animation, and cameos by race-car drivers Michael and Mario Andretti. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Brad throws himself into his new job at a sporting-goods store, but Jill and Tim worry that it's becoming his top priority. Rob: Mitch Rouse. Holly: Caroline Keenan. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Jason: Jarrad Paul. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Tim objects to the plans the new owners have for his boyhood home. Lucille: Bonnie Bartlett. Marty: William O'Leary. The Burtons: Leslie Bibb, Jim Pirri. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

After Jill chastises Tim for buying a saleswoman's flirtatious act, she's caught flirting (albeit subconsciously) to get out of a ticket. Matthews: Rick Lenz. Off. Hiller: Mike Starr. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

It's Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark's, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn't. (Repeat).

Geena learns that D.J. hasn't been taking Mary to church while she's been away, so insists they go as a family to uphold her traditional values. To make matters worse, Mary refuses to attend without her cousins Harris and Mark, leaving D.J. in the last situation he wants to be in—at the mercy of Darlene. Meanwhile, Mark's attempt to conduct an unbiased survey on the upcoming election for his schoo

Three pals answer the call of the wild in this raucous, fish-out-of-water comedy. (Repeat).

Rob Schneider is hilarious in this comedy about Marvin Mange, an aspiring cop who undergoes "transspecies" surgery after a car accident. When he recovers, Mange has the physical prowess of a beast and must work feverishly to control his animal instincts if he is to win the heart of a perky environmental activist (Colleen Haskell). John C. McGinley, Edward Asner, Adam Sandler. (Repeat).

Sparkling romantic comedy about a process server sent to deliver divorce papers to the wife of a two-timing cattle baron. When he finally catches up to her, she offers him a million dollars to serve the papers to her philandering husband instead. (Repeat).

The cumulative effect of ALF's eccentric ways drives Willie to a psychiatrist (Bill Daily). Mr. Carlin: Jack Riley. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Mrs. Ochmonek: Liz Sheridan. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

ALF's spying on the Ochmoneks drives him and the family crazy after he thinks he sees Trevor kill Raquel (Liz Sheridan). Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Off. O'Reilly: Bill McIntyre. Lynn: Andrea Elson. (Repeat).

Jill's in a wedding, if Tim can get her to the church on time---with his "radarlike" sense of direction. Officer: Kevin Scannell. Clerk: Cleto Augusto. Karen: Betsy Randle. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Brad blames his failing grade in math on being lovesick over Jennifer, who no longer lets him copy her homework. Jennifer: Jessica Wesson. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

Jill gets into a fight with another student's mother (Mary-Pat Green) at Mark's karate class. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Robert: Stuart Quan. Mike: Perry Anzilotti. (Repeat).

Tim is to take Mark to the ballet, but Pistons tickets tempt him to make a substitution. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Jill covets an heirloom other than the one her mother (Polly Holliday) gives her. Tim: Tim Allen. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

The woman Tim dumped for Jill was never told she was being dumped, though that's not what Jill was told---until now. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) has trouble building a gift for Mother's Day. Wilson's Mom: Ann Guilbert. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jill calls a repairman (David Correia) when Tim shuns household repairs to work on his hot rod. Lester: Gene Weygandt. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Cheryl offers Dana her wedding dress, unaware that the frock met a fiery fate 14 years ago thanks to Jim, who must cover it up again. Ryan: Mitch Rouse Saleslady: Lori Bell. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

On advice from another woman, Jim grows a mustache that Cheryl can't stand, so she tries to counter with a change of her own. Alicia: Jennifer Alden. Kenny: Ted Michaels. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. (Repeat).

Mike provides encouragement to Ryan and Kyle and tells them to assert their beliefs, and giving them advice makes Mike realize how vital it is for the guys to have a strong male role model in their lives. (Repeat).

Kyle befriends a homeless man who goes missing, so Mike uses his resources to try to locate him. Meanwhile, Kyle's actions motivate Mandy to assist a young mom at a women's shelter. (Repeat).

Mandy plans to host a house party—with alcohol—while her parents are away, but those plans change when a very surprised Mike and Vanessa return home early. Elsewhere, Kristin gets cold feet after hearing Ed's unusual theories on marriage and divorce. (Repeat).

Mandy gets a fashion internship in New York City, but she makes a surprising move and turns it down, which baffles Mike and Vanessa. (Repeat).

Nathan and Debbie trade parents living with them when they each think the other sibling has it easier. (Repeat).

Nathan begins seeing a therapist to relieve stress from having to live with his meddling mother. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi attempt to spice up their social life by making new friends. (Repeat).

Adam has trouble helping Katie prepare for her driving test. Also, Don turns to Lowell for help romancing Marcy. (Repeat).

Jim injures the reverend for Dana's wedding, but manages to find a substitute. There's just one problem: He isn't licensed. Maggie: Kathleen Noone. Rev. Stevens: Anthony Heald. Rev. Hill: Michael McCarthy. Kenny: Ted Michaels. Paramedic: Rick Hall. (Repeat).

Kyle's first day of kindergarten becomes his first Cubs game instead, thanks to Jim. Ms. Crawford: Tammy Townsend. Hart: Michael Krepack. Marge: Meredith Cross. Adult Kyle: Robert Belushi. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Ryan's never-ending romantic gestures to Dana make Jim look bad by comparison. So he steals Ryan's idea---and his materials. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Conclusion. The truth about the tape gets to Jim, who exchanges stories with Cheryl about the night she gave it to him. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).

Randy is teased at school after Mark intervenes in his scuffle with a bully; and the Beach Boys visit their cousin Wilson. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Eric: Josh Paddock. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

"Tool Time" is taped in front of Swedish buyers who are considering the show for the European market. Sy: Drew Carey. Fred: Harry Groener. June: Gretchen German. Director: Peter Bonerz. Bjorn: Craig Richard Nelson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

A singer hints that she had an affair with Tim's father; Tim forgets where he hid Jill's Valentine's Day gift. Liddy: Anne Francis. Tina: Janeane Garofalo. Mel: Anthony Russell. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

After a critic declares performance artist Wilson out of touch with reality, the Taylors' neighbor decides to be more like...Tim. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Stuart: Robert Forrest. Benny: Jim Labriola. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) has trouble building a gift for Mother's Day. Wilson's Mom: Ann Guilbert. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jill calls a repairman (David Correia) when Tim shuns household repairs to work on his hot rod. Lester: Gene Weygandt. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).