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The family recalls highlights of ALF's life on Earth to jog his memory after an electric shock leaves him believing he's an insurance salesman. Willie: Max Wright. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. Brenda: Judy Landers. (Repeat).

Dinosaurs; footwear struggle; biking catastrophe; and more. (Repeat).

The dangers around the playground; people with bad luck; and more. (Repeat).

Segments include "Getting My Goat"; "Take My Hand"; and "Suckers for Suckers". (Repeat).

A spoiled rich woman stiffs a carpenter, who is the first one to find her when she has amnesia; he gets revenge by conning her into thinking she's his wife and the mother of his four kids. (Repeat).

After leaving his daughters with their friend's mother, Jim is busted by Cheryl, who wants them retrieved. But Jim can't find them. Sandy: Elizabeth Anne Smith. Sarah: Hira Ambrosino. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Jim insists he's not throwing a surprise birthday party for Cheryl, which is the truth: He canceled it after Dana spilled the beans. Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher has a cameo. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Eve and Cammy start a band, but their music isn't good, so Mike tries to break up the group. Elsewhere, Mandy and Kyle take on the task of babysitting Boyd. (Repeat).

Mike covets his deceased neighbor's miniature tank collection, but it's already been sold by the man's widow. Elsewhere, Kristin and Ed are alarmed when their restaurant receives a bad online review from someone mysterious. (Repeat).

Mike builds a shed for Vanessa in the yard after she takes over too much space in the house. Elsewhere, Kyle must deal with disappointment when Kristin is named Employee of the Month at Outdoor Man. (Repeat).

Mike meets with an ex-girlfriend who's a now famous rock climber and asks her to sell her line of gear at Outdoor Man, but he doesn't like the stipulation she attaches to their deal. Elsewhere, Mandy helps Kristin and Ryan part with their old belongings. (Repeat).

When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families. Also, Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor. (Repeat).

After Abishola gives her previous suitor, Chukwuemeka, a Nigerian pharmacist, a second chance, Uncle Tunde goes behind Auntie Olu's back to warn Bob about the other man who's courting his niece. (Repeat).

When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson. (Repeat).

Adam is determined to figure out what Andi's hiding when he discovers she's been keeping secrets from him for his own good. (Repeat).

When Cheryl and Dana go out on the town, Jim, Ryan and the kids spend a night after hours at a dinosaur museum that ends with a big bang. (Repeat).

Dana's crying baby sends Jim in search of peace and quiet, but he realizes there's no place like home when he stays at Andy's house across the street. (Repeat).

Jim's health insurance is canceled, but there's something fishy going on when he doesn't tell Cheryl after she comes down with a cold. (Repeat).

Jim hopes to be a hero of the hardwood when he takes over as coach of his daughters' lackadaisical basketball team and tries to turn them into winners. (Repeat).

Tim gives Al moral support at a singles bar, where the assistant tells a pair of women that he's the star of "Tool Time." Kathy: Kari Coleman. Donna: Liz Vassey. Al: Richard Karn. Richard: John Lykes. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim turns into a trainer after hearing of a potential soccer scholarship for Brad, who develops an all-star ego. Bodybuilder Cory Everson has a cameo. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Greg: Kyle Howard. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Mark and pal Ronny make a horror movie starring the Taylors. But Jill and Tim wonder if the nature of the film signals a problem in Mark. Ronny: Kaylan Romero. Mark: Taran Smith. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Wilson's niece (China Kantner) visits for his birthday, and accepts his invitation to stay a while, but comes to feel smothered by his attention. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Sparky: Pat Cronin. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Vanessa fears that Mike would like to travel more for work, now that he spends more time at home. Meanwhile, Mandy decides to become a vegan, but Kristin and Eve believe it is just another one of her passing phases. (Repeat).

Ed hires his daughter to replace Mike as Outdoor Man's new marketing consultant. (Repeat).

Vanessa blames Mike for their lack of party invitations, so he attempts to be friendlier and agrees to attend a neighbor's dinner party. Elsewhere, Eve damages Mandy's car while driving without a license. (Repeat).

Vanessa thinks her house is being haunted by a former occupant who passed away inside the home. Elsewhere, Kyle keeps lending money to Ed, who claims he doesn't carry cash. (Repeat).

Eric's parents think he shows symptoms of being on drugs, but his demeanor is really an aftershock from seeing them having sex; Kelso blames Hyde for an injury incurred during a prank. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Eric: Topher Grace. Donna: Laura Prepon. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama (Repeat).

Hyde's mother abandons him; Kelso sees Jackie in an unflattering light; Bob flirts with a member of his wife's feminist group. Sharon: Carolyn Hennesy. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Bob: Don Stark. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. (Repeat).

Houseguest Hyde becomes the perfect son, casting a dim light on Eric; Red sees his life pale in comparison to that of his service buddy (Mitch Pileggi). Joy: Arlene Pileggi. Midge: Tanya Roberts. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Eric: Topher Grace. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

After Red's last day at the plant, Eric, Hyde and Fez join him and his peers for drinks; Kelso breaks in his new van---but not with Jackie. Paul Anka and Lyle Waggoner have cameos. Dale: Jeff Doucette. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. (Repeat).

Dan questions Peter's motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Elsewhere, Mark and Mary write up their Christmas wish lists, while Darlene receives advice from an unlikely source. (Repeat).

When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with his Nordic history project, and Dan reunites with an old friend. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi are shocked when they finally meet Lowell's wife. (Repeat).

Adam's father visits the doctor and Adam learns a few things about his dad that he'd rather not know. (Repeat).

Sean and Claudia insist that Lily get a job after she goes on a spending spree with her emergency credit card. Elsewhere, Eddie fumes over a scathing review of the bar; and Henry takes energy preservation to the extreme. Curtis: Curtis Armstrong. Cara: Stephanie Venditto. (Repeat).

Lily persuades Eddie to find out what Dean's getting her for her birthday; Claudia wreaks havoc at a wedding reception after losing her glasses. Dean: Mike Vogel. (Repeat).

Physiological and psychological changes land ALF in a cage to prevent Lucky's premature demise. Willie: Max Wright. Trevor: John La Motta. Mrs. Ochmonek: Liz Sheridan. Brian: Benji Gregory. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

The cumulative effect of ALF's eccentric ways drives Willie to a psychiatrist (Bill Daily). Mr. Carlin: Jack Riley. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Mrs. Ochmonek: Liz Sheridan. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

The Taylors spend Thanksgiving at the Silverdome, where Tim's untimely tinkering causes a problem for all in attendance. Irv: Alex Rocco. Ted: Tom Poston. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Brad's new girlfriend is a 20-year-old college junior (Maggie Lawson). Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim makes Al sign a lease for a rental property, then hesitates to accept his responsibility for repairs. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's baby-sitting time with his niece sparks a desire to have a daughter; which also manifests itself on "Tool Time." Gracie: Kristen Hooper. Marty: William O'Leary. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After Tim tumbles onto a stash of pot in the back yard, he and Jill stake out the scene to see which of their sons will grab it. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

"The granite guy" Tim hires to finish remodeling the kitchen is the same hunk who once asked Jill out, a fact she decides to keep from Tim. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Al becomes Heidi's best friend when she experiences marital trouble, but Tim suspects they're more than friends. Golfer Payne Stewart has a cameo. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Wilson' s niece fails to let the Taylors know her whereabouts while she's staying with them. Willow: China Kantner. Lance: Neil Barton. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Cheryl hides Jim's new digital camera after he deletes a picture she wanted saved. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Cindy Crawford plays a car-sales manager who throws Jim off his game when he tries to lodge a complaint about Dana's new wheels. Mike Ditka has a cameo. Bill: John Cervenka. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Vanessa thinks that getting a tattoo will help her relate better to her three daughters. Meanwhile, Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons. (Repeat).

Kyle fears meeting a minister for premarriage counseling, but it's Mike's marriage that needs help after he and Vanessa have a huge disagreement. Elsewhere, Ryan assists Eve with a debate assignment she finds challenging. (Repeat).

In the fifth-season finale, Mike's long tenure at Outdoor Man is celebrated with an anniversary dinner, complete with a speech from Joe and Chuck. Meanwhile, Mandy suggests that she and Kyle save money after they're married by moving in with her folks. (Repeat).

In the sixth-season opener, a bear wanders into Outdoor Man after Kyle leaves a door open on the loading docks. Meanwhile, Kristin's extra efforts at work leave Ryan feeling neglected at home. (Repeat).

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well. Also, Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome. (Repeat).

Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards. (Repeat).

Adam is thrilled and honored to help Joe buy a new car but is caught off guard when Joe suddenly becomes irritable and the negotiations go off track. Also, Andi discovers Emme has been hiding a pet snake and has to figure out a way to get rid of it. (Repeat).

When Adam and Don realize they need to bring in more business, they film a commercial advertising their company. Also, Andi works up the courage to ask her boss, Bob, for a raise. (Repeat).

Jim balks at unsettling visions of the future when he repeatedly strikes out in giving advice to Kyle during his son's baseball game. (Repeat).

Andy finds Jim's missing wedding ring with a metal detector. Unbeknownst to Cheryl, Jim has been wearing a fake one for more than a year. (Repeat).

Things heat up between Andy and Jim when the former tries to sell a grill that the latter had given him a few years ago. (Repeat).

When the obnoxious Devlins get divorced, Jim and Dana try to keep a desperate Andy from marrying Cindy (Cynthia Stevenson). Tim: Tim Bagley. (Repeat).

Jill is flattered when a man (who likes opera!) flirts with her, but she's alarmed by his assumption that she and Tim are siblings. Ian: Tom Wopat. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Randy's work at a hospice reinforces his questioning of values, and spawns a decision to stop attending church. Father Mike: Dan Aykroyd. Elaine: Eileen Heckart. Becky: Lauren Tuerk. Willow: China Kantner. (Repeat).

Tim bonds with a few students when he teaches auto mechanics at a community college, but it's not the fountain of youth he's idealized. Brett: Josh Blake. Grant: Steve Monroe. Billy: Ronreaco Lee. Felix: Al Fann. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).

Jill is unnerved when her recently widowed mother asks to invite over a male friend for Christmas. Lillian: Polly Holliday. Parker: George Coe. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together. Meanwhile, Becky starts working a new late-night shift at Casita Bonita and Darlene goes to extreme measures to mend her relationship with Harris. (Repeat).

Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday. Meanwhile, Darlene is faced with another issue and Dan excludes Jackie from the family Christmas Santa photo for mistreating Louise. (Repeat).

An obnoxious loudmouth ruins his mild-mannered brother-in-law's summer vacation by barging in on his remote mountain cabin getaway. (Repeat).

An inept student offers to kill the ex-wife of his professor in exchange for the teacher murdering the student's mother. (Repeat).

Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase in a thriller about a plot to assassinate the Pope in San Francisco. Burgess Meredith, Rachel Roberts, Dudley Moore. Archbishop: Eugene Roche. Directed by Colin Higgins. (Repeat).

ALF's spying on the Ochmoneks drives him and the family crazy after he thinks he sees Trevor kill Raquel (Liz Sheridan). Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Off. O'Reilly: Bill McIntyre. Lynn: Andrea Elson. (Repeat).

ALF tries to get a lucky tooth to Brian, who's nervous about playing an asparagus in his school's "Nutrition Follies." Spencer: Joshua Rudoy. Willie: Max Wright. Mrs. Lyman: Marcia Wallace. (Repeat).

Brad's puff piece for the school paper bumps Randy's well-researched article off the front page. Brian: Kaj-Erik Eriksen. Matt: Justin Shenkarow. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

Tim's brother Jeff moves in with their mother when his business fails. Lucille: Bonnie Bartlett. Marty: William O'Leary. Delvin: Graham Jarvis. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim betrays Wilson's confidence by spreading his story of an alien encounter. Grant Hill has a cameo. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Benny: Jim Labriola. Tony: Bill Ferrell. Marty: William O'Leary. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim and Jill ban the newly licensed Randy from driving at night, but they disagree on how long it should last. And Randy doesn't agree at all. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Ronnie: Kaylan Romero. Tim: Tim Allen (Repeat).

Tim and Al become candidates for a space-shuttle mission that will utilize a Binford tool. Astronauts Ken Bowersox and Steve Hawley have cameos. Fred: Randy Thompson. Doctor: Harry S. Murphy. Mark: Taran Smith. (Repeat).

Jill embarrasses Tim when she tries to explain his behavior on a women's talk show. Barbara: Joan Lunden. Diane: Judyann Elder. Kathleen: Lisa Robins. Sparky: Pat Cronin. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill surprises Tim with a river-rafting trip for his birthday, sinking his plan to attend a NASCAR event. Kyle: Michael Cudlitz. Luanne: Laurel Green. Cub: Chris Stacy. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Randy is selected to go to Costa Rica for a year to study the rain forest, and Jill's worried. So Tim decides to "fix things." Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

New neighbors become new friends, until Jim makes a reference to something he and Cheryl heard them say over a borrowed baby monitor. Janet: Stacey Travis. Ted: Pat Finn. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

With the possible closing of his favorite pizzeria at stake, Jim gets in the middle of a dispute between the owner and his son (Jim Belushi's son Robert). Tony: Reni Santoni. Emcee: Mark Adair-Rios. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

A wedding shower is planned for Mandy and Kyle, but it falls on the same day as a big football game. Mike then persuades them to have two separate showers, but the men's shower gets out of hand thanks to Ryan; and Ed's superstitions become a problem. (Repeat).

Mandy takes up vaping, much to her parents' chagrin, but it also stirs up fond memories for Vanessa. Meanwhile, Ryan and Kristin stumble upon a hidden safe in their home; and Vanessa and Sheryl worry about an impending teachers' strike. (Repeat).

Boyd turns 10 and Mike wants to buy him a shotgun and take him hunting as part of a family tradition, but Ryan is vehemently opposed to this. Meanwhile, Vanessa tries to persuade Kyle to have a mother-son dance with her at his wedding. (Repeat).

The Baxters throw a Halloween party and Mike must select the theme, so he makes family members dress up like each other while he dons a Donald Trump costume. (Repeat).

Nathan tries to secretly date his mom's dentist, after Carol adds the woman to the family's blacklist for charging her a hefty cancellation fee for being late to an appointment. Meanwhile, Carol desperately tries to get her money back; and Tom keeps waking up with gum stuck in his hair. (Repeat).

Nathan pitches a childrens show to his boss based on Tom's imaginary comic book. Unfortunately, Tom reacts badly when changes are made to his cherished world. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits in the hope that she'll then be in the mood to have Adam resume work on the mini-mall. (Repeat).

The Season 2 finale: After struggling to find work, Andi proposes an idea for her and Adam to go into business together. Also, Adam tackles a challenging renovation of Joe and Bev's kitchen. (Repeat).

Tired of always being dragged to musicals with Cheryl, Jim tries to find a more suitable companion for her outings. (Repeat).

Cheryl dismisses Jim's claims that he doesn't want to celebrate his 50th birthday. She plans a surprise party anyway, and he, of course, sets out to ruin it. (Repeat).

Jim's dissatisfaction with women leads to a confrontation with God (Lee Majors), who challenges Jim to try to improve the gender's behavior. (Repeat).

Jim worries that he's gone too far when he begins a secret campaign to boost Cheryl's confidence after she fears that her beauty is fading. (Repeat).

Brad's new girlfriend is a 20-year-old college junior (Maggie Lawson). Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim makes Al sign a lease for a rental property, then hesitates to accept his responsibility for repairs. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's baby-sitting time with his niece sparks a desire to have a daughter; which also manifests itself on "Tool Time." Gracie: Kristen Hooper. Marty: William O'Leary. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After Tim tumbles onto a stash of pot in the back yard, he and Jill stake out the scene to see which of their sons will grab it. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).