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After he complains about the family camping trip, ALF is told to leave, and soon he finds himself in an "alien" environment. Willie: Max Wright. Artie: Mickey Jones. Sam: Sam Whipple. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Willie and ALF get lost searching for a Christmas-tree farm after an artificial tree fails to imbue the family with holiday spirit. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Trevor: John La Motta. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Featured are unexceptional athletes, setting sail on the high sea, poetry in motion, and medical malfeasance. (Repeat).

A funny funeral is featured. Parents figure out their kid just isn't cut out to be a star athlete. (Repeat).

Segments include "Flying Bagels"; "Robotic Assistance"; and "Ticket Toss Up". (Repeat).

Segments include "Break Some Eggs"; "Lady of the Lake"; and "Winning Ticket". (Repeat).

On a trip to San Francisco to compete for a music grant, a young researcher meets a zany college dropout. Their unpredictable and wacky relationship adds to the antics of the film when four identical plaid bags go missing with valuable contents in them. (Repeat).

Jim says his previous racquetball loss to Cheryl was intentional, prompting a rematch that's not all on the up-and-up. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

After learning Jim's taking blood-pressure medicine, Cheryl asks that he share his feelings to alleviate stress, thus causing more. Doctor: Jeffrey King. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Mike thinks Boyd should attend private school after his public school suspends him. Meanwhile, Kristin and Kyle search the restaurant for a loose raccoon; and Mandy proves to be photo shy when Eve wants to take pictures of her for a class assignment. (Repeat).

Mike gets a classic car as a birthday present from his family, but he doesn't get much alone time with his car because its former owner keeps stopping by. Meanwhile, Mandy thinks it's unfair when Vanessa gives Eve permission to go to a music festival. (Repeat).

Vanessa and Carol prank their husbands after the men skip out on giving out Halloween candy in favor of watching football. Elsewhere, Kyle dons an Ed costume because he considers Ed his hero, but Ed has an unexpected reaction to this. (Repeat).

Kristin wants Mike to treat her like an employee and not like a daughter regarding their restaurant business, but Mike struggles with this. Elsewhere, Mandy and Kyle try to reignite the flame between Ed and his ex-girlfriend. (Repeat).

Abishola and Kemi take a directionless Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth. Also, Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work. (Repeat).

Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency. (Repeat).

When Adam and Andi agree on a present-free Valentine's Day, Adam gives the gift he planned for Andi to his mother instead. (Repeat).

When Andi gets Bev a spot volunteering at the hospital, Joe becomes bored and starts spending too much time with Adam. (Repeat).

When Jim's big mouth brings a neighbor to tears at a backyard party, he makes a vow to be more tactful in the future. Fay: Jill Holden. Bob: H. Richard Greene. Monique: Francoise Gralewski. (Repeat).

Jim's traditional Green Man getup for St. Patrick's Day has Cheryl seeing red when she worries about a spot on the church committee. Rev. Shelton: Edmund L. Shaff. Directed by Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

A jealous and lonely Jim makes all the wrong moves when he believes Andy's found a new best friend. (Repeat).

Ryan is thrilled when Dana's pregnant, but Jim counsels him on how the hormonal changes will affect her behavior. Ryan: Mitch Rouse. (Repeat).

After a critic declares performance artist Wilson out of touch with reality, the Taylors' neighbor decides to be more like...Tim. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Stuart: Robert Forrest. Benny: Jim Labriola. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).

The night before his wedding, Al expresses doubts about whether Ilene is right for him. Al: Richard Karn. Ilene: Sherry Hursey. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Harry: Blake Clark. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

A blowup between Harry and his son keys Jill and Tim into a bigger question of sensitivity and discipline with their boys. Harry: Blake Clark. Dennis: David DeLuise. Delores: Shirley Prestia. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. (Repeat).

Brad has an accident on his first night out with his driver's license---but it's more serious than what he tells his parents. Members of racing's Unser family (Al Sr., Al Jr. and Al Richard) have cameos. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Patty: Tammy Lauren. (Repeat).

Mike teaches Kristin about work/life balance, as Vanessa and Mandy school Jen on camping. Meanwhile, Ed asks Kyle how to get into heaven. Then, after Mike's beloved truck is stolen, the Baxter family and friends gather together. (Repeat).

Manly man Mike Baxter decides to spend more time at home with his three daughters when, in the opener, his time on the road creating a catalog as marketing director for a sporting-goods store is reduced and his wife gets a promotion. (Repeat).

Mike reluctantly agrees to baby proof the house at the request of the rest of his family, but then they realize they may have been overzealous with their safety precautions. Meanwhile, Mike finds Mandy a pizza-delivery job. (Repeat).

Mike gets Boyd expelled from day care when he insults the teacher on Grandparents Day, and now he has to look after Boyd; and Vanessa tries to look younger when a grandmother at the day care thinks they're the same age. (Repeat).

On Career Day, Eric makes rounds with nurse Kitty; Kelso tries to grasp his father's job; Fez studies Hyde's mom, school-lunch lady "Gross Edna" (Katey Sagal). Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Ashton: Steve Ireland. Mr. Kelso: Francis Guinan. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. (Repeat).

Immediately after Eric suggests to his grandmother (Marion Ross) that it wouldn't kill her to be nice, she dies, prompting different coping techniques within the Forman family. Marty: Pat Skipper. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Eric: Topher Grace. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

Eric cuts his own Christmas tree and spends the money Red gave him on a party, where his sister spikes the punch. Grandma: Marion Ross. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Bob: Don Stark. (Repeat).

Eric's new lab partner has money, a cool car and most of Eric's attention, which irritates his other friends. Buddy: Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Eric: Topher Grace. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. (Repeat).

As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box. (Repeat).

Darlene is in for one surprise after another when David introduces his girlfriend, Blue, at a parent-teacher conference and mentions that Mark and Harris will be spending the weekend with them. Dan hires Becky to help out at work, but they both come to learn that she might need more help than she can offer. (Repeat).

A rivalry resurfaces between Andi and Marcy, forcing Adam and Don to take sides. (Repeat).

The dreaded "talk" awaits for Teddy and Kate, but Adam and Andi take an awkward approach that only makes things worse. (Repeat).

Claudia puts her foot down---and her dukes up---when Sean hires his flirty high-school crush (Elena Lyons) to tend bar at the Red Boot. Meanwhile, Lily forces Dean to reply to her term of endearment on her terms. Glen: Reggie Jordan. Reggie: Steve Larson. Dean: Mike Vogel. (Repeat).

Lily laments failing her driver's test (again), as Claudia tries to keep Jimmy and Henry from playing a violent video game. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. Mr. Tan: Victor Kobayashi. (Repeat).

ALF resents being hastily relegated to the garage when Kate's overbearing mother arrives for a surprise visit. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Willie: Max Wright. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

ALF and Kate's mom argue over soap operas. (Repeat).

Featured are a man overboard, frolicking at the beach, water hose shenanigans, and people getting wet unexpectedly. (Repeat).

Featured are hilarious fails, pranks gone awry, and outspoken toddlers. (Repeat).

Segments include "Speak Into the Microphone"; "That's Heavy"; and "Not So Secret Service". (Repeat).

Segments include "Runaway Chairs"; "Hypnotized Cop"; and "Get the Picture". (Repeat).

A gubernatorial candidate hires a campaign worker to keep his imbecilic brother out of trouble. (Repeat).

While out for dinner and a movie, Jim loses a parking spot, and later loses Cheryl when he can't let go of it. Waiter: David Greenman. Valet: DeMorge Brown. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Dana's birthday presents for Kyle and Andy lead to Jim learning that she makes more money than he does, prompting a knee-jerk response. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Eve's annoying pal wants to move in with the Baxters, but Mike would prefer her to bunk with the Larabees. Meanwhile, Kristin hires Mandy to design new uniforms for her restaurant employees, but she can't get on board with Mandy's creative process. (Repeat).

A downsized Thanksgiving is celebrated by the Baxters because Kristin and Mandy can't be there. Meanwhile, Eve's decision to skip a beloved tradition saddens Vanessa; and Kristin learns that Mandy's not being honest about her Thanksgiving plans. (Repeat).

A new hockey coach is needed for Boyd's team, and Mike surprisingly suggests that Ryan take the job. Elsewhere, Vanessa is puzzled about Eve's failing grade in chemistry. (Repeat).

Christmas stress mounts for Vanessa, so Mike tries to help her by delegating her many holiday tasks to members of the family. (Repeat).

Abishola gets the surprise of a lifetime when she finds out Bob has flown in Dele and her mother, Ebun, from Nigeria. However, the joy is cut short when Ebun's constant criticism makes Bob question his success as a businessman. (Repeat).

Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers. Also, Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola. (Repeat).

When Andi and Adam disagree about Kate attending a dance with an older boy, Adam tries to outsmart Andi to win the argument. (Repeat).

Adam attempts to organize a birthday dinner for Andi and he discovers that managing guests isn't easy. (Repeat).

An invitation to Dana's coed baby shower brings a flood of criticism from Jim about the meaning of masculinity on a TV talk show, but Cheryl thinks he's all wet. (Repeat).

Jim tries to make a man out of 6-year-old Kyle by teaching him how to fight back against the school bully. (Repeat).

Jim and Cheryl's plans to mark their 15th anniversary in Indiana are undone by Dana's labor pains and an impending natural disaster. (Repeat).

Jim feels like a guinea pig in a test of humanity when the family pet needs a costly operation, and he's the one holding the purse strings. (Repeat).

Tim is scheduled to drive a steamroller on "Tool Time" and break a Bob Vila record---and he refuses to let his separated shoulder interfere. Gary: Derek Montgomery. Dr. Knell: Marcelo Tubert. Lt. Cmdr. Gray: Rick Cramer. (Repeat).

The boys don't share Jill's desire for quality time together during the family's annual weekend at a hardware expo, which is also enhanced by Tim's "Tool Time" remotes. Lou: Paul Parducci. Clerk: Eric Saiet. Kevin: Adam Hendershott. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Jill protests the inequality between Brad and his girlfriend, who's doing his laundry and cleaning his room. Angela: Kristin Clayton. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Jill's father passes away the day after she fibs that she's ill in order to postpone his visit. And the lie lingers when she arrives back home for the funeral. Lillian: Polly Holliday. Linda: Carlene Watkins. Tracy: Maryedith Burrell. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Mike sneaks Boyd out of the house on Halloween to go trick-or-treating, even though Kristin has told him she's against it. (Repeat).

Mike's softball team must decide whether to allow women to play; and Mandy fills out college applications while her parents try to persuade her about which college to choose. (Repeat).

Vanessa asks Mike to be the one who says "no" to Mandy when she wants to try out for a modeling show, since he usually says "yes" to his daughters for everything. (Repeat).

A neighbor's home is invaded, prompting Vanessa to organize a neighborhood watch, which bothers Mike, who thinks firearms and fists are the answer to the problem. (Repeat).

Jackie breaks up with Kelso after he kisses another, leaving him out of a weekend at her parents' ski cabin. Trucker: Nick Bakay. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

On Valentine's Day, Eric and Donna have their first official date, a fancy dinner that includes an appearance by Hyde. Meanwhile, Kelso seeks another "proof of love" with Jackie (Mila Kunis). Donna: Laura Prepon. (Repeat).

After Red takes Eric's car keys, Kelso comes to the rescue with wheels believed to be his cousin's. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Eric: Topher Grace. Midge: Tanya Roberts. (Repeat).

Jackie thinks she's pregnant, news that reverberates throughout the gang---and to some of their parents. Gary Owens has a cameo. Pharmacist: Mark Ankeny. (Repeat).

It's Halloween, the favorite time of year for the Conners, but an email from the school banning certain costumes, including Mark's, sets off an argument between Dan and Darlene. Jackie introduces someone new to the family at the Halloween party and insists that Dan vet him, only to immediately wish that she hadn't. (Repeat).

Geena learns that D.J. hasn't been taking Mary to church while she's been away, so insists they go as a family to uphold her traditional values. To make matters worse, Mary refuses to attend without her cousins Harris and Mark, leaving D.J. in the last situation he wants to be in—at the mercy of Darlene. Meanwhile, Mark's attempt to conduct an unbiased survey on the upcoming election for his schoo

Don feels left out after Adam hangs out with Lowell at Andi's request. Elsewhere: Mrs. Rodriguez reveals that she had a dream about Adam. (Repeat).

Kate babysits the kids so Adam and Andi can go out on Valentine's Day. Also: Don forgets to make plans with Marcy and tries to steal Adam's. (Repeat).

Sean fears that his sons think he's a wimp after they witness Claudia fixing a flat-tire fiasco that flummoxed their father. Elsewhere, Brad's yard-sale purchase bolsters his popularity---and sullies Lily's reputation. Brad: Bret Harrison. Reggie: Steve Larson. Frank: Ricky Dean Logan. (Repeat).

Following his school's drug-awareness day, Henry thinks his family is on drugs and stages an intervention for Sean after he finds a suspicious plant growing in the yard. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. Mr. Kersey: Chris Hogan. Brad: Bret Harrison. (Repeat).

ALF eats a box of chocolates that was to be a Valentine's Day gift for Kate. (Repeat).

When Willie brings home a Mexican boy whose father he is trying to locate, ALF and the child become friends. Ms. Wine: Diane Civita. Broom: Earl Boen. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

Some birds and guilty dogs are featured. (Repeat).

Finding out why the world isn't always fair; mother nature fights back with hilarious consequences; and meeting a stubborn little gum chewer. (Repeat).

Segments include "Fast Track Dad"; "Something in the Wind"; and "Reluctant Soldier". (Repeat).

Segments include "The Megaphone"; "Bird Droppings"; and "Fire Engines". (Repeat).

A couple adopts a boy who thrives on destruction. Before long, they'll do anything to get rid of him. Tragically, they are not the first. (Repeat).

A lost receipt for a nonfunctioning DVD player is at issue for Jim and Cheryl, neither of whom wants to take responsibility for it. Salesman: Jim Rash. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Dan Aykroyd plays Jim's old buddy Danny, who's now a cop. But that doesn't deter either from trying to recreate their party-animal days and ways. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

College alumni races are being held, and Mike and Vanessa compete to get Eve on their teams. Elsewhere, Ed hires his girlfriend to be a hostess at the restaurant, and Kristin predicts this will cause problems. (Repeat).

Mike tries to cheer up Eve by showing her career options at Outdoor Man, but car mechanic Joe winds up being an unexpected influence on her. Elsewhere, Kristin fears that she and Mandy no longer share common interests. (Repeat).

Kyle gets an engagement ring fitted as a favor to Ed, but Mike spies Kyle with the ring and misconstrues things, making the assumption that Kyle's planning on proposing to Mandy. (Repeat).

Mike persuades Kristin and Ryan to become homeowners, but then Ryan backs out of the plan. Meanwhile, Kyle sticks up for Eve when Mandy tries to ban Eve from the basement. (Repeat).

When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him. Also, worried she's being too harsh, Bob goes behind Abishola's back to do something special for Dele.

With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie. (Repeat).

When Adam and Andi lose footage of an intimate moment they accidentally recorded, they have to track it down before anyone can see it. (Repeat).

When Andi's folks decide to visit them for Easter, Adam and Andi have to keep the peace between both sets of parents. (Repeat).

Cheryl persuades Jim to attend an anger-management class, but he soon learns that getting mad isn't as much fun as getting even. (Repeat).

Jim helps out around the house when Cheryl's uncle passes away, but becomes suspicious when her mourning begins to look permanent. (Repeat).

Jim and Ryan are shocked to learn that images of Cheryl and Dana have surfaced in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video. (Repeat).

Ryan's trip to Africa for a humanitarian mission puts him in hot water with Dana, who's getting ready to have their baby. So Jim unexpectedly pitches in when she goes into labor, though this father of three is a virgin when it comes to the delivery room. (Repeat).

A visit from original---and beloved---"Tool Time" girl Lisa (Pamela Lee) has Heidi feeling threatened; Randy and Lauren go on a date. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Waiter: Vasili Bogazianos. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. (Repeat).

At their vacation site in northern Michigan, Tim informs the family that he wants to move there permanently. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Jenny: Veronica Lauren. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Diane: Ashley Peldon. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Journalist Randy takes a hard line with Tim's boss in an interview about Binford's poor pollution record. Bud: Charlie Robinson. Ronny: Kaylan Romero. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. (Repeat).

Tim starts converting the attic into an office for Jill, who changes her mind after a required stint in therapy. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Doug: George Del Hoyo. Breen: Jack Blessing. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Mike sets new house rules for his daughters after Kyle innocently falls asleep in Kristin's bedroom after a date. (Repeat).

Mike meets his lesbian neighbors and learns he has a lot in common with one of them; and Mandy discovers that her boyfriend lied to her, and she gets Kristin and Eve to help her make a special music video to get revenge. (Repeat).

Boyd's father, played by Nick Jonas, returns unexpectedly, which troubles Mike and Kyle; and Mandy is hired by Ed to be an elf at the shop, and she organizes the other elves to demand perks. (Repeat).

Mike brings Mandy to work with him when she tries to save Ed's favorite barber shop through an Internet campaign and he's excited that she's found a passion for something; and Vanessa falls asleep at her own business presentation. (Repeat).

After Red and Bob join the gang at a wrestling match, Red tries to bond with Eric, while Bob frets about Midge's group therapy, wondering where he's gone wrong. Midge: Tanya Roberts. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Bob: Don Stark. (Repeat).

A girl planning to start a punk band invites Hyde to accompany her to New York City; Kitty tutors Jackie in home ec; Kelso adjusts Red's Pong game. Chrissy: Jade Gordon. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. (Repeat).

Anticipating a very special evening, Eric books a motel room for prom night. Meanwhile, Jackie could be dateless after having dumped Kelso. Pam: Jennifer Lyons. Mrs. Clark: Gloria Gaynor. Ms. Kaminsky: Grey Delisle. (Repeat).

Good news: Red's going back to work. Bad news: his boss's son is making a play for Donna, who appreciates his interest in her mind. David: Scott Whyte. Donna: Laura Prepon. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

Life-changing news lands in the Conner household when a member of the family makes an announcement that no one saw coming. Meanwhile, Dan is suspicious that Becky isn't sticking to her end of the deal when it comes to her drinking. Darlene continues her job search, and Jackie offers English lessons to a Casa Bonita busboy in need. (Repeat).

With Mark and Mary's help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird's-eye view, it appears that she may have ulterior motives. Becky meets with Andrea for the first time since the surrogacy mishap, and Darlene is forced to deal with a sleazy customer at her casino job. (Repeat).

Kate has her first date, igniting Adam's protective ways. Also: Don searches for an anniversary gift for Marcy and asks Lowell to help. (Repeat).

Adam's parents visit and deliver surprising plans for their future living arrangement. (Repeat).

Sean has a hard time fighting off an amorous Claudia (Megyn Price) after lying to her that he's finally undergone a vasectomy. Meanwhile, Brad gets a chance to hang out with Lily by paying her to tutor him in a subject he already excels at. Geoff: Andrew Bilgore. Brad: Bret Harrison. Dr. Weidlinger: Loudon Wainwright. Henry: Jake Burbage. (Repeat).

Sean and Claudia are shocked to learn that Jimmy has been shoplifting and try to figure out his motivations for stealing. Elsewhere, Lily agonizes over what to wear for dinner with Dean's parents; and Henry brings home his class's pet lizard. Dean: Mike Vogel. Brad: Bret Harrison. Sister Helen: Miriam Flynn. (Repeat).

The family recalls highlights of ALF's life on Earth to jog his memory after an electric shock leaves him believing he's an insurance salesman. Willie: Max Wright. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. Brenda: Judy Landers. (Repeat).

Dinosaurs; footwear struggle; biking catastrophe; and more. (Repeat).

The dangers around the playground; people with bad luck; and more. (Repeat).

Segments include "Getting My Goat"; "Take My Hand"; and "Suckers for Suckers". (Repeat).

A spoiled rich woman stiffs a carpenter, who is the first one to find her when she has amnesia; he gets revenge by conning her into thinking she's his wife and the mother of his four kids. (Repeat).

After leaving his daughters with their friend's mother, Jim is busted by Cheryl, who wants them retrieved. But Jim can't find them. Sandy: Elizabeth Anne Smith. Sarah: Hira Ambrosino. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Jim insists he's not throwing a surprise birthday party for Cheryl, which is the truth: He canceled it after Dana spilled the beans. Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher has a cameo. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Eve and Cammy start a band, but their music isn't good, so Mike tries to break up the group. Elsewhere, Mandy and Kyle take on the task of babysitting Boyd. (Repeat).

Mike covets his deceased neighbor's miniature tank collection, but it's already been sold by the man's widow. Elsewhere, Kristin and Ed are alarmed when their restaurant receives a bad online review from someone mysterious. (Repeat).

Mike builds a shed for Vanessa in the yard after she takes over too much space in the house. Elsewhere, Kyle must deal with disappointment when Kristin is named Employee of the Month at Outdoor Man. (Repeat).

Mike meets with an ex-girlfriend who's a now famous rock climber and asks her to sell her line of gear at Outdoor Man, but he doesn't like the stipulation she attaches to their deal. Elsewhere, Mandy helps Kristin and Ryan part with their old belongings. (Repeat).

When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families. Also, Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor. (Repeat).

After Abishola gives her previous suitor, Chukwuemeka, a Nigerian pharmacist, a second chance, Uncle Tunde goes behind Auntie Olu's back to warn Bob about the other man who's courting his niece. (Repeat).

When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson. (Repeat).

Adam is determined to figure out what Andi's hiding when he discovers she's been keeping secrets from him for his own good. (Repeat).

When Cheryl and Dana go out on the town, Jim, Ryan and the kids spend a night after hours at a dinosaur museum that ends with a big bang. (Repeat).

Dana's crying baby sends Jim in search of peace and quiet, but he realizes there's no place like home when he stays at Andy's house across the street. (Repeat).

Jim's health insurance is canceled, but there's something fishy going on when he doesn't tell Cheryl after she comes down with a cold. (Repeat).

Jim hopes to be a hero of the hardwood when he takes over as coach of his daughters' lackadaisical basketball team and tries to turn them into winners. (Repeat).

Tim gives Al moral support at a singles bar, where the assistant tells a pair of women that he's the star of "Tool Time." Kathy: Kari Coleman. Donna: Liz Vassey. Al: Richard Karn. Richard: John Lykes. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim turns into a trainer after hearing of a potential soccer scholarship for Brad, who develops an all-star ego. Bodybuilder Cory Everson has a cameo. Lauren: Courtney Peldon. Greg: Kyle Howard. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Mark and pal Ronny make a horror movie starring the Taylors. But Jill and Tim wonder if the nature of the film signals a problem in Mark. Ronny: Kaylan Romero. Mark: Taran Smith. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Wilson's niece (China Kantner) visits for his birthday, and accepts his invitation to stay a while, but comes to feel smothered by his attention. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Sparky: Pat Cronin. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Vanessa fears that Mike would like to travel more for work, now that he spends more time at home. Meanwhile, Mandy decides to become a vegan, but Kristin and Eve believe it is just another one of her passing phases. (Repeat).

Ed hires his daughter to replace Mike as Outdoor Man's new marketing consultant. (Repeat).

Vanessa blames Mike for their lack of party invitations, so he attempts to be friendlier and agrees to attend a neighbor's dinner party. Elsewhere, Eve damages Mandy's car while driving without a license. (Repeat).

Vanessa thinks her house is being haunted by a former occupant who passed away inside the home. Elsewhere, Kyle keeps lending money to Ed, who claims he doesn't carry cash. (Repeat).

Eric's parents think he shows symptoms of being on drugs, but his demeanor is really an aftershock from seeing them having sex; Kelso blames Hyde for an injury incurred during a prank. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Eric: Topher Grace. Donna: Laura Prepon. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama (Repeat).

Hyde's mother abandons him; Kelso sees Jackie in an unflattering light; Bob flirts with a member of his wife's feminist group. Sharon: Carolyn Hennesy. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Bob: Don Stark. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. (Repeat).

Houseguest Hyde becomes the perfect son, casting a dim light on Eric; Red sees his life pale in comparison to that of his service buddy (Mitch Pileggi). Joy: Arlene Pileggi. Midge: Tanya Roberts. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Eric: Topher Grace. Red: Kurtwood Smith. (Repeat).

After Red's last day at the plant, Eric, Hyde and Fez join him and his peers for drinks; Kelso breaks in his new van---but not with Jackie. Paul Anka and Lyle Waggoner have cameos. Dale: Jeff Doucette. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. (Repeat).

Dan questions Peter's motives when he learns about the pricey Christmas gift Jackie purchased for her new, unemployed beau. Elsewhere, Mark and Mary write up their Christmas wish lists, while Darlene receives advice from an unlikely source. (Repeat).

When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with his Nordic history project, and Dan reunites with an old friend. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi are shocked when they finally meet Lowell's wife. (Repeat).

Adam's father visits the doctor and Adam learns a few things about his dad that he'd rather not know. (Repeat).

Sean and Claudia insist that Lily get a job after she goes on a spending spree with her emergency credit card. Elsewhere, Eddie fumes over a scathing review of the bar; and Henry takes energy preservation to the extreme. Curtis: Curtis Armstrong. Cara: Stephanie Venditto. (Repeat).

Lily persuades Eddie to find out what Dean's getting her for her birthday; Claudia wreaks havoc at a wedding reception after losing her glasses. Dean: Mike Vogel. (Repeat).

Physiological and psychological changes land ALF in a cage to prevent Lucky's premature demise. Willie: Max Wright. Trevor: John La Motta. Mrs. Ochmonek: Liz Sheridan. Brian: Benji Gregory. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

The cumulative effect of ALF's eccentric ways drives Willie to a psychiatrist (Bill Daily). Mr. Carlin: Jack Riley. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Mrs. Ochmonek: Liz Sheridan. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

The Taylors spend Thanksgiving at the Silverdome, where Tim's untimely tinkering causes a problem for all in attendance. Irv: Alex Rocco. Ted: Tom Poston. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Brad's new girlfriend is a 20-year-old college junior (Maggie Lawson). Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim makes Al sign a lease for a rental property, then hesitates to accept his responsibility for repairs. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's baby-sitting time with his niece sparks a desire to have a daughter; which also manifests itself on "Tool Time." Gracie: Kristen Hooper. Marty: William O'Leary. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

After Tim tumbles onto a stash of pot in the back yard, he and Jill stake out the scene to see which of their sons will grab it. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

"The granite guy" Tim hires to finish remodeling the kitchen is the same hunk who once asked Jill out, a fact she decides to keep from Tim. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Al becomes Heidi's best friend when she experiences marital trouble, but Tim suspects they're more than friends. Golfer Payne Stewart has a cameo. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Wilson' s niece fails to let the Taylors know her whereabouts while she's staying with them. Willow: China Kantner. Lance: Neil Barton. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Cheryl hides Jim's new digital camera after he deletes a picture she wanted saved. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Cindy Crawford plays a car-sales manager who throws Jim off his game when he tries to lodge a complaint about Dana's new wheels. Mike Ditka has a cameo. Bill: John Cervenka. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Vanessa thinks that getting a tattoo will help her relate better to her three daughters. Meanwhile, Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons. (Repeat).

Kyle fears meeting a minister for premarriage counseling, but it's Mike's marriage that needs help after he and Vanessa have a huge disagreement. Elsewhere, Ryan assists Eve with a debate assignment she finds challenging. (Repeat).

In the fifth-season finale, Mike's long tenure at Outdoor Man is celebrated with an anniversary dinner, complete with a speech from Joe and Chuck. Meanwhile, Mandy suggests that she and Kyle save money after they're married by moving in with her folks. (Repeat).

In the sixth-season opener, a bear wanders into Outdoor Man after Kyle leaves a door open on the loading docks. Meanwhile, Kristin's extra efforts at work leave Ryan feeling neglected at home. (Repeat).

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well. Also, Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome. (Repeat).

Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards. (Repeat).

Adam is thrilled and honored to help Joe buy a new car but is caught off guard when Joe suddenly becomes irritable and the negotiations go off track. Also, Andi discovers Emme has been hiding a pet snake and has to figure out a way to get rid of it. (Repeat).

When Adam and Don realize they need to bring in more business, they film a commercial advertising their company. Also, Andi works up the courage to ask her boss, Bob, for a raise. (Repeat).

Jim balks at unsettling visions of the future when he repeatedly strikes out in giving advice to Kyle during his son's baseball game. (Repeat).

Andy finds Jim's missing wedding ring with a metal detector. Unbeknownst to Cheryl, Jim has been wearing a fake one for more than a year. (Repeat).

Things heat up between Andy and Jim when the former tries to sell a grill that the latter had given him a few years ago. (Repeat).

When the obnoxious Devlins get divorced, Jim and Dana try to keep a desperate Andy from marrying Cindy (Cynthia Stevenson). Tim: Tim Bagley. (Repeat).

Jill is flattered when a man (who likes opera!) flirts with her, but she's alarmed by his assumption that she and Tim are siblings. Ian: Tom Wopat. Patty: Tammy Lauren. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Randy's work at a hospice reinforces his questioning of values, and spawns a decision to stop attending church. Father Mike: Dan Aykroyd. Elaine: Eileen Heckart. Becky: Lauren Tuerk. Willow: China Kantner. (Repeat).

Tim bonds with a few students when he teaches auto mechanics at a community college, but it's not the fountain of youth he's idealized. Brett: Josh Blake. Grant: Steve Monroe. Billy: Ronreaco Lee. Felix: Al Fann. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).

Jill is unnerved when her recently widowed mother asks to invite over a male friend for Christmas. Lillian: Polly Holliday. Parker: George Coe. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).