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Sean tries to teach Henry and Jimmy a lesson in charity by inviting a homeless man (Dave Sheridan) to dinner, but his efforts backfire when the guy won't leave. Meanwhile, Claudia decides to take the SATs with Lily and Brad. Mr. Kersey: Chris Hogan. (Repeat).

A photographer (Dave Foley) asks Claudia to model for him, but Sean is sure that the man is simply hitting on her. Elsewhere, Jimmy's friend Bobby schemes to get his pal closer to his crush; and Lily hates her yearbook picture. Bobby: Bobby Borriello. Faye: Karri Bowman. (Repeat).

The Tanners become a ratings family and ALF rigs the system so that his favorite show, "Polka Jamboree," hits No. 1. Max Wright, John La Motta. Brandon Tartikoff: David Leisure. Kate: Anne Schedeen. (Repeat).

ALF crashes the Tanners' Halloween bash, held to win Willie a job promotion. Burke: Richard Roat. Lizard: Geoffrey Blake. Felicia: Melanie Noble. Billings: Lewis Arquette. Bernice: Linda Hoy. (Repeat).

Funny baby talk; kids learning about the birds and the bees; and the presentation of "The Brother of the Year Award." (Repeat).

Mom is shown love, cooking gets messy, and ceiling fan mishaps are featured. (Repeat).

Cuckoo Clock, Nose for Wine, Melon Daycare. (Repeat).

Jack in the Box, Crate & Chaos, Talking Turkey. (Repeat).

In this raucous comedy, a lovable loser (David Spade) crisscrosses the country in search of the parents who abandoned him as a child. En route, he wins over a smug deejay (Dennis Miller) with his tragic life story. Spade and Fred Wolf co-wrote the script. Brittany Daniel, Christopher Walken, Kid Rock, Jaime Pressly, Adam Beach. (Repeat).

Cheryl wants to play Cupid for Jim's cop buddy (Dan Aykroyd), but Andy gets in the way. Part 1 of two. Officer Elkin: Laraine Newman. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Dana and Andy reveal how they helped keep Jim and Cheryl together on the night they met. Off. Elkin: Laraine Newman. Danny: Dan Aykroyd. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Season 6 finale: Mandy job shadows Mike and causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe, but her conflict-resolution skills differ from Mike's. Meanwhile, Kristen and Eve invite Vanessa to their kickboxing class so she can blow off some steam. (Repeat).

Picking up a year after the sixth season finale, Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's visit home from the Air Force Academy. Meanwhile Ryan's anxiety about current events leads to a shocking announcement. (Repeat).

Having avoided any sort of emotion after his dad died, Mike finally has the heart-to-heart with Bud that he never had while he was alive. Meanwhile, Kristin proposes a new business venture, and Mandy gives Kyle a makeover to fit his new corporate job. (Repeat).

Facing a corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future. Meanwhile, Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby (Repeat).

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure when the successful MaxDot television commercial generates more business than they can handle. Also, Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home. (Repeat).

Excited by her physical therapy progress, Dottie insists she is ready to return to MaxDot, much to the dismay of Bob, Douglas and Christina. (Repeat).

Adam throws out his back on his 50th birthday, but is still determined to take a dirt bike excursion and check it off his bucket list. Also, Don and Adam give out bonuses at work and everyone tries to figure out how to spend them. (Repeat).

Adam gets jealous when Teddy names Andi as his hero for a school essay. (Repeat).

In the eighth-season premiere, the older kids give in to Jim's request to do the household chores after he blames them for losing one of the twin's blankets. (Repeat).

Jim is overwhelmed by Cheryl's requests and suggestions when her sister and closest friend, Dana, moves away, so he sets out to find his wife a replacement. (Repeat).

Jim persuades Andy to pop the question to his girlfriend before it's too late, but Jim has second thoughts when he sees her in public with another man. (Repeat).

When Jim's band wins a contest, they get to be the backing group for a young pop singer, but the girl's off-putting, diva attitude brings out the father-knows-best side of Jim. (Repeat).

The Taylors' Christmas is buoyed by a visit from Randy, who feels lost amid the changes since he left. Lucille: Bonnie Bartlett. Jeff: Thom Sharp. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Marty: William O'Leary. (Repeat).

Neither her dad nor her Uncle Tim can resist Claire (Lindsey Trefger) when she throws a tantrum to get her way. Marty: William O'Leary. Ed: Dom Irrera. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

A "Tool Time" salute to used cars helps Brad pick out his first vehicle, which is promptly stolen and stripped. Thelma: Kathryn Joosten. George: Mike Grief. Carl: Brent Hinkley. Al: Richard Karn. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Budding author Tim imagines appearing with Oprah Winfrey, Leeza Gibbons and Jay Leno as he procrastinates starting his book, for which the advance has already been spent. Nobu: Gedde Watanabe. Kenny: Thomas Bankowski. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Eve gets suspended for calling a classmate a bad name, and Mike is shocked the school classifies this as bullying. Elsewhere, Ryan finds employment, and then he purchases a motorcycle, which disappoints Kristin. (Repeat).

Mike informs Outdoor Man's longtime architect that he may lose his job to a youthful, pretty replacement. Meanwhile, Vanessa gets a promotion at work, but she worries that it was based on beauty and not merit. (Repeat).

The Baxters' hiring of a new housekeeper brings with it questions of immigration, which ultimately lead Ed to check the green-card status of employees at Outdoor Man. Meanwhile, Kristin comes up with a clever moneymaking plan. (Repeat).

Patriotic Mike hangs his prize U.S. flag in the yard, inspiring 14-year-old Eve to contemplate enlisting in a Junior ROTC program, which doesn't quite fly with her mother. Later, an encounter with a female soldier at a VFW leaves a mark on the aspiring young servicemember. (Repeat).

Eric lies after accidentally running over Donna's cat; Laurie sets Kelso up for a fall; Fez sees "Fez's Angels" while under anesthesia to have his appendix removed. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Donna: Laura Prepon. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. (Repeat).

Kelso tries to win Jackie back with a song; Kitty drags the family to see elderly Aunt Pearl; Donna thinks Eric takes her for granted. Pearl: Connie Sawyer. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Donna: Laura Prepon. (Repeat).

Fez finally has a date with Jackie, but not the same Jackie he's coveted; Eric and Laurie have a war of embarrassing secrets; and Kitty reveals her secret about Red's mother's necklace. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Fez: Wilmer Valderrama. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. (Repeat).

Kitty is devastated after the police catch Donna and Eric having sex in the Vista Cruiser. Foxy Lady: Jamie Anderson. Hot to Trot: J. Robin Miller. Carmen: Natalia Cigliuti. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Jackie and Becky pitch their business plan to Darlene in hopes of getting the Lunch Box back, but Darlene's decision leads to hostility among the three. Meanwhile, Dan bans Odessa from the house, causing a rift with Harris; and Mark makes extensive Thanksgiving plans that may inevitably fall apart. (Repeat).

Chaos ensues when Dan finally gets the entire family together for Thanksgiving dinner. Mixed feelings about the Lunch Box continue to build tension in the house, and Harris makes an unexpected move. Guest starring is Eliza Bennett as Odessa. (Repeat).

When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend, Tyler, is a pothead, he decides to confront Tyler but doesn't get the support he expects from Andi. Also, Don tells Lowell there are office "rules" he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making it up and threatens to bring in Adam to confirm the policies. (Repeat).

When Adam needs to hire a new project manager, Andi accuses Adam of unconscious bias after he only interviews men for the job. Also, Andi helps Kate fight for a spot on the boys' soccer team at school. (Repeat).

The Red Boot Pub is burglarized and Eddie's sudden extravagances attract the attention of Claudia and Sean. Also: Lily flirts with a hunk at the mall; and Jimmy and Lorna spend some quality couch time together. Louise: Lee Garlington. Reggie: Steve Larson. Lorna: Jamie Renee Smith. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Sean and Claudia invite the O'Keefes over for dinner for the sake of Brad and Lily's budding romance. Meanwhile, Eddie has Henry and Jimmy doing menial chores as punishment for stealing his coin collection. (Repeat).

After Lynn gets dumped by a date, ALF tries to boost her self-esteem by entering her in a beauty contest. Miss Bartley: Suzanne Hunt. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Willie: Max Wright. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

ALF's attack of the "dreaded Melmacian hiccups" threatens to ruin the wedding of Dorothy and Whizzer (Anne Meara, Paul Dooley). Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Julie: Melanie Manos. Minister: Terry Wills. (Repeat).

Tim takes offense when Jill doesn't like the romantic match of her sister and Tim's brother (Tudi Roche, Thom Sharp) Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Brad wants to skip college and play pro soccer in England. Downing-Chubb: Simon Templeman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Al is uncomfortable with the expensive gift he receives from his girlfriend for their one-month anniversary. Trudy: Megan Cavanaugh. Al: Richard Karn. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

When Wilson disappears, Tim suspects the woman he advised Wilson to dump---who claims to be a witch. Roberts: Richard Riehle. MacIntire: David Starzyk. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Jill's new therapy patient confides an affair with a married man---Heidi's husband. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Wendy: Hillary Danner. Scott: Mark Dobies. Marcy: Channing Chase. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim wants to buy and restore his first car, which he finds at a junkyard. Meanwhile, Mark films Brad's video résumé for college. Larry: Dennis Burkley. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Mark: Taran Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

To capitalize on his popularity, Al hires a manager---who gets him an acting role with Morgan Fairchild. Roy: Bobby Slayton. Erica: Courtnee Draper. Director: Ron Fassler. Al: Richard Karn. Mark: Taran Smith. (Repeat).

Tim offers to house his separated brother (William O'Leary) and his two kids (Ashley and Lindsey Trefger) without discussing it with Jill and the boys first. Benny: Jim Labriola. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).

Jim's idea for a flatulent doll gets support from Andy, who builds a prototype, and Dana, who finds investors. But Cheryl is slow to join the team. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

With Cheryl ailing, Jim insists he can host Ruby's birthday party, unaware it's to be an overnight affair. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

On Halloween night, Mike and Chuck work late to set up a security system at Outdoor Man and find the perfect target to prank when Joe arrives at the store. Meanwhile Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance. (Repeat).

Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, and Mike must work overtime to impress her father. Meanwhile, Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over. (Repeat).

Vanessa's mother comes to visit and hits it off with Ed. Meanwhile, Mandy and Kyle tutor Boyd, but they may be the ones getting outsmarted. (Repeat).

Mandy nearly gives up on her dream of becoming a fashion designer when she is faced with rejection, sending her into a spiral. Vanessa is then forced to look back at her own career path, which stirs up regrets. Mike then steps in to help the women in his family realize their dreams. (Repeat).

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law. (Repeat).

Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance to medical school in Baltimore. Bob battles his subconscious. (Repeat).

When Adam accidentally invites Andi on the annual guys' trip, he tries to un-invite her, which only makes matters worse. (Repeat).

Adam recruits Marcy to put Andi's snooty sister, Kelly, in her place when she comes for a visit (Repeat).

Faced with the difficult task of buying Christmas presents for five kids, Jim tries to earn extra money by getting the twins cast in a film starring Steve Guttenberg (who plays himself), though the idea of the kids becoming movie stars is a flop with Cheryl. (Repeat).

A guys' weekend in the woods for Jim and Andy turns sour when the latter's fiancée calls off their engagement. It then turns shocking when they discover her ex-husband at the same cabin. (Repeat).

While trying a new restaurant with Andy, Jim gets the wrong idea when he thinks the owner (Constance Marie), an old girlfriend, is still carrying a torch for him. (Repeat).

Jim takes a sudden interest in yoga when Cheryl raves about her male instructor, but their tranquility is interrupted after they discover each other's real interests. (Repeat).

Brad blames Tim for an accident that hurt his knee, and possibly his soccer future; Penn and Teller appear on "Tool Time." Doctor: Robert Neches. Marge: Francesca P. Roberts. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim asks Mark to create a video to accompany the unveiling of his hot rod on "Tool Time." But the video leaves something to be desired. Eddie: Tom La Grua. Mark: Taran Smith. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Sparky: Patrick Cronin. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's new mechanic happens to be a beautiful blonde (Jenny McCarthy), who delays him for his anniversary dinner with Jill. Ty: Ty Alan Hillman. Waiter: Vasili Bogazianos. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Physical irregularities remind Jill to see her gynecologist, who finds she has a fibroid tumor. Doctor: Joel Higgins. Dolph: Roland Kickinger. Orderly: Stephanie Fudge. (Repeat).

The Conners struggle to accept a Cheesehead in their midst when Becky brings her new boyfriend, a devout Christian and a Green Bay Packers fan, home to watch the Bears-Packers game. Meanwhile, Dan tries to impress upon Mark the importance of the family's die-hard loyalty to the Bears. Ben and Darlene try to get a loan for their new magazine. (Repeat).

Becky thinks that Jackie's new friend Dawn, a restaurant supplier, is only cozying up to her to sell them things they can't afford for the Lunch Box. Darlene is thrilled when Harris gets into Central Illinois State, but Harris might have found a better offer on her own. When Dan finds himself in an embarrassing situation nursing an injury, Louise tries to help him out. (Repeat).

A spoiled rich woman stiffs a carpenter, who is the first one to find her when she has amnesia; he gets revenge by conning her into thinking she's his wife and the mother of his four kids. (Repeat).

Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase in a thriller about a plot to assassinate the Pope in San Francisco. Burgess Meredith, Rachel Roberts, Dudley Moore. Archbishop: Eugene Roche. Directed by Colin Higgins. (Repeat).

A wealthy couple on the run from the IRS seek refuge in an Amish community - passing themselves off as distant relatives of the family - and are forced to re-acquaint themselves with a more humble lifestyle. Tim Allen, Kirstie Alley, Wayne Knight, Michael Lerner. (Repeat).

The Taylors' Christmas is buoyed by a visit from Randy, who feels lost amid the changes since he left. Lucille: Bonnie Bartlett. Jeff: Thom Sharp. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Marty: William O'Leary. (Repeat).

Neither her dad nor her Uncle Tim can resist Claire (Lindsey Trefger) when she throws a tantrum to get her way. Marty: William O'Leary. Ed: Dom Irrera. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

A "Tool Time" salute to used cars helps Brad pick out his first vehicle, which is promptly stolen and stripped. Thelma: Kathryn Joosten. George: Mike Grief. Carl: Brent Hinkley. Al: Richard Karn. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Budding author Tim imagines appearing with Oprah Winfrey, Leeza Gibbons and Jay Leno as he procrastinates starting his book, for which the advance has already been spent. Nobu: Gedde Watanabe. Kenny: Thomas Bankowski. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Brad blames Tim for an accident that hurt his knee, and possibly his soccer future; Penn and Teller appear on "Tool Time." Doctor: Robert Neches. Marge: Francesca P. Roberts. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim asks Mark to create a video to accompany the unveiling of his hot rod on "Tool Time." But the video leaves something to be desired. Eddie: Tom La Grua. Mark: Taran Smith. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Sparky: Patrick Cronin. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim's new mechanic happens to be a beautiful blonde (Jenny McCarthy), who delays him for his anniversary dinner with Jill. Ty: Ty Alan Hillman. Waiter: Vasili Bogazianos. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Physical irregularities remind Jill to see her gynecologist, who finds she has a fibroid tumor. Doctor: Joel Higgins. Dolph: Roland Kickinger. Orderly: Stephanie Fudge. (Repeat).

Dana's new friend (Crystal Bernard) is a woman who dumped Jim. But that's not the whole story, which comes out when she comes to dinner. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Cheryl thwarts a purse snatcher, but isn't as successful against Jim as he tries to swathe her in protection after he finds out. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Kyle's first day in Outdoor Man HR is more than he bargained for when Chuck and Joe file a complaint against Mike. Meanwhile, Ryan finds himself in the doghouse when he, Kristen and Boyd take care of a neighbor's puppy. (Repeat).

Mike finds getting Ed a special Christmas present is easier said than done. Meanwhile, Eve returns to visit and Vanessa helps the family realize the importance of their long-standing holiday family traditions. (Repeat).

When Mike offers to take Boyd on a fishing trip, Ryan objects because the plans interfere with an existing trip he had made with his son. Boyd then insists the three take a trip together, forcing Mike and Ryan to get along. Meanwhile Mandy and Kyle play detectives. (Repeat).

Mike struggles to find common ground with Jen, the Baxter's new foreign exchange student, fearing she is being too polite with him. Meanwhile, Kyle and Chuck mess with Ed's ancestry results. (Repeat).

Tom starts dating a much-younger woman, so Nathan spies on him to make sure his father isn't being scammed by a gold digger. (Repeat).

Nathan introduces his boss, Ed Dolan, to Tom in hopes that they will hit it off and hang out together, but Dolan only has eyes for Carol. (Repeat).

In the Season 3 finale, Adam and Andi stage an intervention with Lowell after they see how his new relationship with Andi's sister, Kelly, is changing him. (Repeat).

When Andi's doctor advises her to stop taking birth control pills, Adam and Andi disagree on an alternate option. (Repeat).

Jim counsels Kyle when he has a crush on Ruby's piano teacher (Jackie Debatin), who happens to be secretly involved in a relationship with Andy. (Repeat).

Andy needs to get a birthday gift for his girlfriend (Jackie Debatin), but between his own instincts about her interests and Jim's advice, he fails to make the impression he desired. (Repeat).

Cheryl's desire for some time with her friends leaves Jim in charge of their five kids---and the host of a rowdy playdate with other like-minded dads and their children. (Repeat).

Despite a warning from Mandy, Andy goes along with Jim's idea to play football in the snow. But after Andy gets hurt, they must devise a plan to cover their tracks. Garry Marshall guest stars. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Jill's mother helps welcome her home after her hysterectomy---and helps Tim understand what Jill is going through. Lillian: Polly Holliday. Doctor: Joel Higgins. Volunteer: Jeanette Miller. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Deeming Wilson's proposed backyard greenhouse an eyesore, Tim launches an offensive to deter the project. Jenny: Andreana Weiner. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Mark: Taran Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim overrides Jill's veto of his plan to buy Harry's Hardware; then he watches as business drops. Jeff: Thom Sharp. Marty: William O'Leary. Harry: Blake Clark. Dolores: Shirley Prestia. Eddie: Tom La Grua. Cobb: Pat Asanti. (Repeat).

Jill's professor (Peter Michael Goetz) witnesses her insulting remarks about him after Mark records them for his student film. Gregory: Kyle Sabihy. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Mark: Taran Smith. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Jill and Tim clash over Brad's decision to play on his bad knee in hopes of wowing a college recruiter (Fred Sanders). Meanwhile, Binford strips Tim's set of contraband tools. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Hennessy: Steve Vinovich. (Repeat).

Al's mother drops dead moments after he announces his plans to propose to Trudy (Megan Cavanagh). In the meantime, a Binford lackey tries to give the show a new edge by having Tim "blow more things up." Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

An obnoxious loudmouth ruins his mild-mannered brother-in-law's summer vacation by barging in on his remote mountain cabin getaway. (Repeat).

A gubernatorial candidate hires a campaign worker to keep his imbecilic brother out of trouble. (Repeat).

A couple adopts a boy who thrives on destruction. Before long, they'll do anything to get rid of him. Tragically, they are not the first. (Repeat).

Longing for adventure, ALF and Willie ride the rails, hankering for beans and accidentally scaring hobos. Gravel Gus: Tracey Walter. Brian: Benji Gregory. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Lynn: Andrea Elson. (Repeat).

ALF and the kids rekindle the romance in the Tanners' marriage by re-creating their honeymoon. Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

Love is in the air, kids and adults attempt to master the learning curve, and sometimes nothing is better than a pile of leaves. (Repeat).

Videos include: people swinging from tree to tree like Tarzan; zip line mishaps and speedsters pressing the pedal to the metal. (Repeat).

No Go Dojo, Tee'd Off, Caught in the Act. (Repeat).

Genie and the Lamp, Seeing Pink, Face Painting. (Repeat).

On a trip to San Francisco to compete for a music grant, a young researcher meets a zany college dropout. Their unpredictable and wacky relationship adds to the antics of the film when four identical plaid bags go missing with valuable contents in them. (Repeat).

Jim's wealthy client (Kevin Sorbo) makes a pass at Cheryl, who's not pleased by Jim's reaction to the news. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

After watching Dana get chewed out by her boss (Patrick Cassidy), Jim has a few words with the man...and Dana is subsequently fired. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Mike and Vanessa take the girls to the family cabin, where Mike challenges them to literally unplug for the weekend and stay off their phones. Meanwhile, for a school assignment, Jen shadows Kyle at work. (Repeat).

Chuck and Carol decide to renew their vows, and Mike plans to take his officiating to a new level. (Repeat).

With Chuck away on his honeymoon, Ed takes over Outdoor Man security duties with a new approach. Meanwhile, Mandy and Kyle combine their finances and things go less than smoothly. (Repeat).

Vanessa "helps" Mandy and Kyle look for their first apartment. Meanwhile, Mike is thrilled when Ryan's good business decisions have him unknowingly embracing capitalism. (Repeat).

Bob and Abishola decide her mother has officially overstayed her welcome when Ebunoluwa starts renovating Bob's guest room. Also, when Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to have a spirit speak to Ebunoluwa from beyond the grave, Abishola gets more information about her mother than she bargained for. (Repeat).

On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle. (Repeat).

Adam promises not to lie to Andi again but finds himself in a tough spot when he has to cover for Joe. (Repeat).

Adam and Don become super protective of Lowell when they think he might get back together with his cheating ex-wife. Also, Joe experiences an unexpected side effect from his new pacemaker that Bev is less than thrilled with. (Repeat).

Jim tries hard to be cool in the eyes of Ruby and her friends, until it dawns on him that his behavior may be undermining Cheryl's authority. (Repeat).

Jim's altered state from a pain-pill prescription for a bad back presents an opportunity for his family to share information that would otherwise have him seeing red. (Repeat).

Jim thinks he can bond with Kyle over sports, but he must go to extremes after his son has more in common with sci-fi enthusiast Andy. Former NFL star William "The Refrigerator" Perry guest stars. (Repeat).

Jim gets an unexpected monetary reward for his charity work, but when Cheryl wants him to give it back, he decides to spend it on an expensive item for her. (Repeat).

In Part 1 of the three-part series finale, Tim quits "Tool Time," and Jill gets an offer that divides the family. Sue: Wendie Jo Sperber. Morgan: Danny Zorn. Marty: William O'Leary. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. (Repeat).

In the middle of a three-parter, Tim prepares to tape his final "Tool Time"; Jill sets up for Al's wedding to Trudy (Megan Cavanagh) and begins to have second thoughts about moving to Indiana. Marty: William O'Leary. Morgan Wandell: Danny Zorn. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Mark: Taran Smith. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

In the conclusion of the three-part series finale, Tim tapes his final "Tool Time"; Jill sets up for Al's wedding to Trudy (Megan Cavanagh) and begins to have second thoughts about moving to Indiana. Marty: William O'Leary. Morgan Wandell: Danny Zorn. Heidi: Debbe Dunning. Mark: Taran Smith. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim decides to rewire the dishwasher against Jill's wishes and ends up blowing more than her fuse. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

Mike gives a job to Mandy's new beau, the star quarterback at her school, and Mandy soon realizes he's not a star off the field when he displays a poor work ethic. Meanwhile, Kristin is confused about her relationship with Ryan. (Repeat).

Mike discovers that Boyd's last name has been changed and is no longer Baxter. Meanwhile, the Baxter gals revive their old singing group and make a Valentine's Day music video, which they hope will go viral. (Repeat).

Outdoor Man celebrates Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show with a skit directed by Mike, featuring Ed and Eve in starring roles. Meanwhile, Mandy flirts with Kyle, who remains unaware of her interest in him. (Repeat).

Mike plays mind games with Mandy after he sees her sneaking into the house following a late night out with Kyle. Elsewhere, Kristin doesn't want her son to know that she's dating his dad again. (Repeat).

Kitty calls on a divine power, of sorts, when Eric and Laurie forsake going to church; Kelso's budding beard stirs Jackie. Dave: Kevin McDonald. St. Peter: Mac Davis. Leo: Tommy Chong. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

Eric appreciates another employee who draws Red's ire away from himself; Kelso and Laurie date openly, and receive separate cautions from Hyde and Kitty. Earl: Robert Clendenin. Eric: Topher Grace. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. (Repeat).

Hyde helps Jackie take a Zen approach to Kelso and Laurie, who introduce their relationship to Red at the Forman dinner table. Kelso: Ashton Kutcher. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. (Repeat).

Donna moons in a yearbook picture; Jackie claims Hyde as her new best friend; Kitty "clears the air" about Eric and Donna having sex. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Donna: Laura Prepon. (Repeat).

Jackie is faced with a difficult decision that brings the family and community together. Meanwhile, Becky starts working a new late-night shift at Casita Bonita and Darlene goes to extreme measures to mend her relationship with Harris. (Repeat).

Dan is disappointed when everyone but Becky forgets about his birthday. Meanwhile, Darlene is faced with another issue and Dan excludes Jackie from the family Christmas Santa photo for mistreating Louise. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi try to get back in their neighbors' good graces after no one shows up to their potluck. (Repeat).

When Adam and Andi are caught off guard by unexpected expenses, they each decide to give up a luxury to pay them off. (Repeat).

Brad plans a romantic date with Lily in New York City, but it turns into a disaster. Meanwhile, an animal gets into the house when Eddie breaks a window, and Henry wants to keep it as a pet. Brad: Bret Harrison. Eddie: Kevin Corrigan. (Repeat).

Financial problems abound as Sean unwisely gives Eddie a loan without telling Claudia; and Lily needs money to remove a tattoo of her ex-boyfriend's name after Brad discovers it. Tamara: Angel Boris. (Repeat).

Kate has a dream that ALF becomes a Presidential candidate. Political interviewer John McLaughlin plays himself. Sen. Hossenfeffer: Louis Felder. Rep. Peal: John O'Connell. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

ALF finds a perfect partner in crime in the Ochmoneks' nephew, who fixes everything ALF breaks. Liz Sheridan, John La Motta, Max Wright. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

An elephant truly never forgets, a dog hitches a ride on a horse, and bears taking over a hammock. (Repeat).

People having the time of their lives are hilariously caught on video. Featuring segments such as "How It All Began"; "Children Are the Future"; and "Old Enough To Know Better." (Repeat).

Give it the Gas, Hat Trick, Hold the Mayo. (Repeat).

Segments include "Invisible Wall"; "Write Me UP"; and "Under the Radar". (Repeat).

An obnoxious loudmouth ruins his mild-mannered brother-in-law's summer vacation by barging in on his remote mountain cabin getaway. (Repeat).

A chance to meet Bo Diddley (in a cameo) threatens Jim's vow to stay at Cheryl's side during dental surgery. Doctor: Steve Susskind. Marilyn: Robin Krieger. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Cheryl bonds with another soccer mom (Cynthia Stevenson) whom Jim quickly finds overbearing, much like her husband, who, however, bears benefits. Tim: Tim Bagley. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

As Boyd's sense of adventure grows, Mike and Kristen have different opinions on how much space they should give him. When Mandy and Kyle move into their apartment, they find Ryan isn't a "fun" landlord. (Repeat).

Mike begrudgingly invites Ryan to his weekly poker game, but immediately regrets it when Ryan gets the guys to open up about their feelings. (Repeat).

Ed and Bonnie start spending more time together, and Vanessa doesn't want Mike to interfere with their relationship. So of course, he does. Meanwhile, Mandy and Kyle eavesdrop on Kristin and Ryan through their new home security system. (Repeat).

When Reverend Paul calls on Mike to teach Sunday School, Mike convinces Kyle to take his place. Meanwhile, Eve fears Mandy and Kristin are taking advantage of Jen at home. (Repeat).

When Bob, Abishola and Kemi learn that Morenike's family disowned her because she's gay, they do what they can to help her pay for school and stay in America. (Repeat).

Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together. Also, Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship. (Repeat).

Adam and Don become super protective of Lowell when they think he might get back together with his cheating ex-wife. Also, Joe experiences an unexpected side effect from his new pacemaker that Bev is less than thrilled with. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi offer Teddy dating advice but wind up making things super awkward for him instead. (Repeat).

Jim's cheapskate ways come back to haunt him when he relies on Andy's dubious connections to buy Cheryl a used diamond necklace for her birthday. (Repeat).

In the eighth-season finale, Jim's choking mishap leads to a heavenly trial before God (Lee Majors) and the Devil (Erik Estrada) to decide his fate in the afterlife. Dan Aykroyd is a guest star. (Repeat).

Cheryl caves in to Ruby's separation anxiety on her first day of kindergarten, so Jim takes a stronger approach. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Jim: Jim Belushi. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Carrie: Katie O'Rourke. (Repeat).

After selling Jim on a romantic vacation, Cheryl proposes celibacy until then, bringing out Jim's long-lost romantic side, which disappears when the trip has to be canceled. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Mark (Taran Noah Smith) fears he'll be traded in when he breaks a tool after Tim makes Jill take a hand-off-my-tools oath. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Al: Richard Karn. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim's football fetish interrupts a romantic evening out, made possible by a last-minute baby sitter-magician (Eric Christmas). Rick: John Marshall Jones. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

While installing a satellite dish, Tim picks up warning signals from a job-interview specialist (Sam McMurray) who is counseling Jill. Al: Richard Karn. Tim: Tim Allen. Wilson: Earl Hindman. Jill: Patricia Richardson. (Repeat).

The possibility of a mouse in the basement is a minor matter to Tim, but a snake is not such a Mickey Mouse deal. Stephen Root. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Mike gets Eve a private soccer coach, whom all the Baxter women find handsome and charming. (Repeat).

Bill McKendree taunts Mike and his family at a baseball game, and Ryan impresses Mike with how he handles the situation. Elsewhere, Mandy is deprived of modern technology, so she resorts to using an old ham radio and makes some faraway friends. (Repeat).

In the second-season finale, Mandy gets into two colleges and selects a party school. Meanwhile, Kristin takes stock of her life and runs into an old coworker who's found success; and Eve's neighbor assists her with her junior ROTC contest. (Repeat).

In the third-season opener, Mike assists two loyal customers who need to gear up for their annual moose hunt. Meanwhile, Mike tries to convince Kristin and Ryan to transfer Boyd out of a bilingual school. (Repeat).

A parody of the '30s cult classic "Reefer Madness" ensues as the busted Hyde returns from jail to a fuming Red, and to an adoring Jackie, for whom he took the pot-possession rap. Leo: Tommy Chong. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Jackie: Mila Kunis. (Repeat).

Shirley Jones and Charo have cameos, but no one's singing "C'mon, Get Happy!" under Red's new ultrastrict rules at home. Gene Simmons: Spiro Papadatos. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Kitty: Debra Jol Rupp. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Kitty tries to mend things between Hyde and his estranged father (Robert Hays); Eric's girlie magazines disturb Donna. Model: Angelica Bridges. Cheerleader: Lisa Arning. Hyde: Danny Masterson. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Fez joins Jackie for a roller-disco contest; Red struggles with his temper when an ex-employee sues for wrongful termination. Arbitrator: Ted Kairys. Earl: Robert Clendenin. Red: Kurtwood Smith. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

The Conners struggle to accept a Cheesehead in their midst when Becky brings her new boyfriend, a devout Christian and a Green Bay Packers fan, home to watch the Bears-Packers game. Meanwhile, Dan tries to impress upon Mark the importance of the family's die-hard loyalty to the Bears. Ben and Darlene try to get a loan for their new magazine. (Repeat).

Becky thinks that Jackie's new friend Dawn, a restaurant supplier, is only cozying up to her to sell them things they can't afford for the Lunch Box. Darlene is thrilled when Harris gets into Central Illinois State, but Harris might have found a better offer on her own. When Dan finds himself in an embarrassing situation nursing an injury, Louise tries to help him out. (Repeat).

When Adam takes his kids to work with him for the day, they accidentally give his biggest client lice. Also, Andi feels like a bad mom when she's the only one in the family not to get lice. (Repeat).

When Adam notices his dad's increasingly forgetful behavior, he struggles with how to approach him to discuss it. (Repeat).

To punish Lily for coming home drunk, Sean tells Eddie to sell her car, and Claudia makes her sign a contract to call for a ride whenever she drinks. Jeff: Brian Palermo. (Repeat).

Sean attempts to have a father-son talk with Jimmy, who's going through puberty. Elsewhere, Brad accidentally sees Claudia naked, which bothers Lily. (Repeat).

ALF gets mixed in with Christmas gifts donated to a hospital, where he learns about the holiday spirit from a dying child, witnesses the miracle of birth and convinces a suicidal Santa's helper that life is worth living. Mr. Foley: Cleavon Little. Denise: Molly Hagan. Dr. Willoughby: Carl Franklin. (Repeat).

Special days such as "The Day the Training Wheels Came Off"; "Birthdays"; a relaxing "Spa Day"; "Laundry Day"; the always favorite "Snow Day" are highlighted in hilarious videos. (Repeat).

Featuring people trying to harness the wind, nervous student drivers, fast and furious downhill racers and skiing newcomers. (Repeat).

Powdered Nose, Presto Change-O!, Pot Shot. (Repeat).

A wealthy couple on the run from the IRS seek refuge in an Amish community - passing themselves off as distant relatives of the family - and are forced to re-acquaint themselves with a more humble lifestyle. Tim Allen, Kirstie Alley, Wayne Knight, Michael Lerner. (Repeat).

In an online auction, Cheryl pretends she's a man to get an advantage over her unknown bidding-war opponent---Jim, who starts to see the "guy" as a kindred spirit. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Gracie rescues a lost bird whose presence is problematic, so Jim and Cheryl run a ruse to get it out of the house. But they don't fool Gracie. Curran: Jack Coleman. Kenny: Ted Michaels. Ginger: Angee Hughes. Gracie: Billi Bruno. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Mike invites Mandy to sit in on a business meeting with an aggressive sales rep in an effort to help get her clothing line off the ground and into stores. Meanwhile, Ed hires Kyle to transcribe his life story. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck get their game on when Ed has a pinball machine installed in the office. Meanwhile, Kristen and Mandy become jealous of a poem Vanessa wrote for Jen. (Repeat).

In the Season 7 finale, Mandy and Kyle are hesitant to move out of the Baxter household and into their own place, so Mike gives them some tough love. Meanwhile Ed and Chuck try to avoid contributing to Boyd's theater fundraiser. (Repeat).

Mike helps Vanessa deal with empty nest syndrome, while Kristin announces her pregnancy to the family and unknowingly upsets Mandy in the process. (Repeat).

Douglas is finally ready to introduce Olivia to his family, but he sets some ground rules to make sure Dottie plays nice. (Repeat).

Abishola takes her relationship with Bob to the next level when she invites him into an intimate part of her life: church. Also, Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi gets into a couple's therapy after he bought a boat without discussing it with her. (Repeat).

Adam discovers someone is sneaking his boat out at night, and he assumes the culprits are Don and Joe. Also, after Andi makes Kate get a job at the mall, Kate decides she no longer wants to go to college. (Repeat).

Cheryl's cat dies the same day Jim has Chicago Bears' tickets, compromising his sympathy. Danny: Danny Breen. Ed: Ed Lover. Tony: Tony Braunagel. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

As usual, Jim asks Dana to pick his anniversary gift for Cheryl, a ruse revealed when he questions the cost. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).

Jim and Andy fix Dana up with a welder (Kevin Porter) who's so perfect that Cheryl admits to having a crush on him. Gabriella: Veronica Puelo. Chris: Christopher Moynihan. Tony: Tony Braunagel. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Dana and Cheryl accompany Andy to a therapy session; Jim overrules Cheryl by putting a TV in the kids' room. Dr. Gamble: Randall Arney. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

After pandemonium erupts at a pizza-parlor, Tim promises Jill that he'll teach the boys some manners. Patricia Richardson. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim can't ignore that Jill ignored her car's oil-warning light, and shares it with his audience. Kyle: Ron Taylor. Jimbo: Art La Fleur. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim cooks up a plan for Mark to get even with his brothers, and offers "Tool Time" viewers nutrition tips. Casey Sander. Pete: Mickey Jones. Dwayne: Gary McGurk. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

The Taylors' bathroom is remodeled as a "Tool Time" special, but the job may take longer than expected. Al: Richard Karn. Felix: Al Fann. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Randy: Johnathan Taylor. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).