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Mike invites Mandy to sit in on a business meeting with an aggressive sales rep in an effort to help get her clothing line off the ground and into stores. Meanwhile, Ed hires Kyle to transcribe his life story. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck get their game on when Ed has a pinball machine installed in the office. Meanwhile, Kristen and Mandy become jealous of a poem Vanessa wrote for Jen. (Repeat).

In the Season 7 finale, Mandy and Kyle are hesitant to move out of the Baxter household and into their own place, so Mike gives them some tough love. Meanwhile Ed and Chuck try to avoid contributing to Boyd's theater fundraiser. (Repeat).

Mike helps Vanessa deal with empty nest syndrome, while Kristin announces her pregnancy to the family and unknowingly upsets Mandy in the process. (Repeat).

Douglas is finally ready to introduce Olivia to his family, but he sets some ground rules to make sure Dottie plays nice. (Repeat).

Abishola takes her relationship with Bob to the next level when she invites him into an intimate part of her life: church. Also, Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite. (Repeat).

Adam and Andi gets into a couple's therapy after he bought a boat without discussing it with her. (Repeat).

Adam discovers someone is sneaking his boat out at night, and he assumes the culprits are Don and Joe. Also, after Andi makes Kate get a job at the mall, Kate decides she no longer wants to go to college. (Repeat).

Cheryl's cat dies the same day Jim has Chicago Bears' tickets, compromising his sympathy. Danny: Danny Breen. Ed: Ed Lover. Tony: Tony Braunagel. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

As usual, Jim asks Dana to pick his anniversary gift for Cheryl, a ruse revealed when he questions the cost. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Jim: Jim Belushi. (Repeat).

Jim and Andy fix Dana up with a welder (Kevin Porter) who's so perfect that Cheryl admits to having a crush on him. Gabriella: Veronica Puelo. Chris: Christopher Moynihan. Tony: Tony Braunagel. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Dana and Cheryl accompany Andy to a therapy session; Jim overrules Cheryl by putting a TV in the kids' room. Dr. Gamble: Randall Arney. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

After pandemonium erupts at a pizza-parlor, Tim promises Jill that he'll teach the boys some manners. Patricia Richardson. Randy: Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Brad: Zachery Ty Bryan. (Repeat).

Tim can't ignore that Jill ignored her car's oil-warning light, and shares it with his audience. Kyle: Ron Taylor. Jimbo: Art La Fleur. Al: Richard Karn. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Tim cooks up a plan for Mark to get even with his brothers, and offers "Tool Time" viewers nutrition tips. Casey Sander. Pete: Mickey Jones. Dwayne: Gary McGurk. Mark: Taran Noah Smith. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

The Taylors' bathroom is remodeled as a "Tool Time" special, but the job may take longer than expected. Al: Richard Karn. Felix: Al Fann. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Randy: Johnathan Taylor. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

Mike encourages Vanessa to bond with Eve by teaching Eve how to drive. Elsewhere, Mandy wants Mike to stop giving Kyle projects to work on around the house. (Repeat).

Vanessa encourages Mandy to join a sorority, which could lead to the end of her romance with Kyle. Elsewhere, Ed pretends to be a loading-dock employee in order to investigate productivity problems. (Repeat).

Kristin compares laid-back Ryan to her industrious boss, and Ryan comes up short as he remains on strike from his job. Elsewhere, Mike and Eve try to catch one another off guard as Eve works on her sniper training. (Repeat).

Vanessa runs a haunted-house fund-raiser for Boyd's school, but her spooky concepts frighten Boyd. A concerned Mike then tries to get his grandson to overcome his fears. (Repeat).

An infant stirs fear in baby-sitter Laurie, want in Kitty, and dissension between Donna and Eric over their future together. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. Kitty: Debra Jo Rupp. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Eric gets a come-on from his comely lab partner (Marnette Patterson), but Donna doesn't seem to mind their time together. Midge: Tanya Roberts. Donna: Laura Prepon. Eric: Topher Grace. (Repeat).

Jackie flirts with another guy (Kavan Reece) to see if Hyde gets jealous; Red and Bob host competing Veterans Day barbecues, each with a different motive. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Bob: Don Stark. Midge: Tanya Roberts. (Repeat).

Eric, Donna and ice fishing are part of Kelso's "master plan" to win back Jackie; Kitty tires of Laurie's lack of direction; Hyde and Leo have a close call with a cop (Tommy Hinkley). Leo: Tommy Chong. Jackie: Mila Kunis. Laurie: Lisa Robin Kelly. (Repeat).

Mark is watching the results of the primary for a school report with Harris who is apathetic to the electoral process. The rest of the Conners share their differing takes on why they all think everyone should vote, including their working-class perspective that you may have to vote for a candidate you don't love but one that will "screw you the least." (Repeat).

Dan avoids coping with a death in the family, only to be confronted by it head-on. Meanwhile, Ben and Darlene address Ben's baby fever and have "the talk." Also, the Lunch Box is officially open for business, and Dwight gets the jitters when he has to fill in for the chef. (Repeat).

When Adam and Andi agree on a present-free Valentine's Day, Adam gives the gift he planned for Andi to his mother instead. (Repeat).

When Andi gets Bev a spot volunteering at the hospital, Joe becomes bored and starts spending too much time with Adam. (Repeat).

Claudia guilts Sean into watching the kids (and missing a concert) so that she can meet with her study group, but he later finds out that she ended up at a party with Lily. Also: Eddie hires a bodyguard (Danny Trejo). Johnny Rotten: Tom Ayers. (Repeat).

Lily runs into her ex-boyfriend, Dean (Mike Vogel), and Brad gets the impression that she still has feelings for him. Elsewhere, Eddie performs at a comedic open-mike night at the Red Boot, but Sean can't stand his act. Ashley: Jessica Stier. Colleen: Tiffany DuPont. (Repeat).

ALF demands a trial by a jury of the Tanners when he's accused of breaking the Ochmoneks' window. Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Raquel: Liz Sheridan. Trevor: John La Motta. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

The sight of ALF's hairy visage scares Willie's Uncle Albert to death, a concept decidedly alien to the resident alien. Willie: Max Wright. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

It's a funny animal takeover. Featuring segments like "Cats and Dogs: The Musical"; "The Hungry Max Dog Show"; "Fine Looking Felines"; "Canine Crime Files"; and more. (Repeat).

Featuring a bunch of cool moms, what big brothers can get away with and kids having fun on their bikes and scooters. (Repeat).

Crazy Fox, Crosswalk Proposal, Drinking and Sinking. (Repeat).

Popcorn Everywhere, Sneezing Sunflower, Crippling Proposal. (Repeat).

Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase in a thriller about a plot to assassinate the Pope in San Francisco. Burgess Meredith, Rachel Roberts, Dudley Moore. Archbishop: Eugene Roche. Directed by Colin Higgins. (Repeat).

Dana bonds with a single father by telling him that Ruby is her daughter; Cheryl asks Jim to exercise as a gift to her. Michael: Matt Roth. Olivia: Megan Taylor Harvey. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Cheryl wants to run a background check on her mother's new fiancé, who wins over Jim and Andy when they go out. Maggie: Kathleen Noone. Frank: John Getz. Venus: Anastasia Sakelaris. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck's plans to open a classic car renovation service crash when Joe is invited to join in. Also, Vanessa realizes that Mandy is tricking Kyle into doing all their married chores. Jay Leno guest stars as Joe. (Repeat).

After a chat with Bonnie, Mike struggles to balance his need for "Me Time" and finding common hobbies with Vanessa. Meanwhile, Kyle and Ryan mourn the passing of their favorite fantasy writer. (Repeat).

When Kristin entrusts Mike with her gender reveal party, he promptly holds it over Vanessa's head. Meanwhile, Chuck and Joe regret turning Ed's spare room into an oversized dollhouse for Bonnie. (Repeat).

Vanessa is secretly obsessed with Jen's new video game. (Repeat).

When Abishola brings Dele to work with her at the hospital, she discovers that her dream of him becoming a doctor might not become a reality. Also, Kemi and Chukwuemeka's mother bond when Ogechi slips in the bathtub. (Repeat).

Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife, Lorraine, is admitted to Abishola's hospital. Also, Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors. (Repeat).

When Adam and Don disagree about a new house to flip for their construction business, their bickering reveals bigger issues in their relationship. Also, Andi goes to great lengths to throw the perfect birthday party for Bev. (Repeat).

Adam's mother-in-law, Alice, makes an unexpected visit and reveals some shocking news. (Repeat).

On Thanksgiving, Jim maintains a ritual by bowling in a charity tournament, while Dana and Cheryl entertain surprise guests at home. Lewis: Garrett Morris. Chris: Christopher Moynihan. Tony: Tony Braunagel. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

The PTA president (Julia Sweeney) catches Jim and Cheryl making love on the set of the girls' Thanksgiving play. Greg: Donald Sage Mackay. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. (Repeat).

When Cheryl feels unappreciated, Jim offers to cook Thanksgiving dinner, confident she'll step in to take over and make it perfect. Sister Eileen: Lynne Marie Stewart. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Jim's quest to prove his manliness by shooting his own Thanksgiving turkey takes an embarrassing turn. Dwayne: Michael Rothhaar. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Jim: Jim Belushi. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Wilson hosts the Taylor clan for Thanksgiving and breaks the news that he's moving---to Ecuador. Fred: James Cromwell. Francine: Julie Cobb. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim prefers to not invite Benny to Thanksgiving---until he spies Benny at a soup kitchen. The episode features a dream sequence in stop-animation, and cameos by race-car drivers Michael and Mario Andretti. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

The Taylors spend Thanksgiving at the Silverdome, where Tim's untimely tinkering causes a problem for all in attendance. Irv: Alex Rocco. Ted: Tom Poston. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim offers to house his separated brother (William O'Leary) and his two kids (Ashley and Lindsey Trefger) without discussing it with Jill and the boys first. Benny: Jim Labriola. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).