Laff TV (DISH) (LAFF)

Claudia guilts Sean into watching the kids (and missing a concert) so that she can meet with her study group, but he later finds out that she ended up at a party with Lily. Also: Eddie hires a bodyguard (Danny Trejo). Johnny Rotten: Tom Ayers. (Repeat).

Lily runs into her ex-boyfriend, Dean (Mike Vogel), and Brad gets the impression that she still has feelings for him. Elsewhere, Eddie performs at a comedic open-mike night at the Red Boot, but Sean can't stand his act. Ashley: Jessica Stier. Colleen: Tiffany DuPont. (Repeat).

ALF demands a trial by a jury of the Tanners when he's accused of breaking the Ochmoneks' window. Max Wright, Anne Schedeen. Raquel: Liz Sheridan. Trevor: John La Motta. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

The sight of ALF's hairy visage scares Willie's Uncle Albert to death, a concept decidedly alien to the resident alien. Willie: Max Wright. Lynn: Andrea Elson. Kate: Anne Schedeen. Brian: Benji Gregory. (Repeat).

It's a funny animal takeover. Featuring segments like "Cats and Dogs: The Musical"; "The Hungry Max Dog Show"; "Fine Looking Felines"; "Canine Crime Files"; and more. (Repeat).

Featuring a bunch of cool moms, what big brothers can get away with and kids having fun on their bikes and scooters. (Repeat).

Crazy Fox, Crosswalk Proposal, Drinking and Sinking. (Repeat).

Popcorn Everywhere, Sneezing Sunflower, Crippling Proposal. (Repeat).

Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase in a thriller about a plot to assassinate the Pope in San Francisco. Burgess Meredith, Rachel Roberts, Dudley Moore. Archbishop: Eugene Roche. Directed by Colin Higgins. (Repeat).

Dana bonds with a single father by telling him that Ruby is her daughter; Cheryl asks Jim to exercise as a gift to her. Michael: Matt Roth. Olivia: Megan Taylor Harvey. Dana: Kimberly Williams. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Cheryl wants to run a background check on her mother's new fiancé, who wins over Jim and Andy when they go out. Maggie: Kathleen Noone. Frank: John Getz. Venus: Anastasia Sakelaris. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

Mike and Chuck's plans to open a classic car renovation service crash when Joe is invited to join in. Also, Vanessa realizes that Mandy is tricking Kyle into doing all their married chores. Jay Leno guest stars as Joe. (Repeat).

After a chat with Bonnie, Mike struggles to balance his need for "Me Time" and finding common hobbies with Vanessa. Meanwhile, Kyle and Ryan mourn the passing of their favorite fantasy writer. (Repeat).

When Kristin entrusts Mike with her gender reveal party, he promptly holds it over Vanessa's head. Meanwhile, Chuck and Joe regret turning Ed's spare room into an oversized dollhouse for Bonnie. (Repeat).

Vanessa is secretly obsessed with Jen's new video game. (Repeat).

When Abishola brings Dele to work with her at the hospital, she discovers that her dream of him becoming a doctor might not become a reality. Also, Kemi and Chukwuemeka's mother bond when Ogechi slips in the bathtub. (Repeat).

Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife, Lorraine, is admitted to Abishola's hospital. Also, Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors. (Repeat).

When Adam and Don disagree about a new house to flip for their construction business, their bickering reveals bigger issues in their relationship. Also, Andi goes to great lengths to throw the perfect birthday party for Bev. (Repeat).

Adam's mother-in-law, Alice, makes an unexpected visit and reveals some shocking news. (Repeat).

On Thanksgiving, Jim maintains a ritual by bowling in a charity tournament, while Dana and Cheryl entertain surprise guests at home. Lewis: Garrett Morris. Chris: Christopher Moynihan. Tony: Tony Braunagel. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Dana: Kimberly Williams. (Repeat).

The PTA president (Julia Sweeney) catches Jim and Cheryl making love on the set of the girls' Thanksgiving play. Greg: Donald Sage Mackay. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Ruby: Taylor Atelian. (Repeat).

When Cheryl feels unappreciated, Jim offers to cook Thanksgiving dinner, confident she'll step in to take over and make it perfect. Sister Eileen: Lynne Marie Stewart. Dana: Kimberly Williams-Paisley. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. (Repeat).

Jim's quest to prove his manliness by shooting his own Thanksgiving turkey takes an embarrassing turn. Dwayne: Michael Rothhaar. Andy: Larry Joe Campbell. Jim: Jim Belushi. Cheryl: Courtney Thorne-Smith. (Repeat).

Wilson hosts the Taylor clan for Thanksgiving and breaks the news that he's moving---to Ecuador. Fred: James Cromwell. Francine: Julie Cobb. Tim: Tim Allen. Jill: Patricia Richardson. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim prefers to not invite Benny to Thanksgiving---until he spies Benny at a soup kitchen. The episode features a dream sequence in stop-animation, and cameos by race-car drivers Michael and Mario Andretti. Tim: Tim Allen. (Repeat).

The Taylors spend Thanksgiving at the Silverdome, where Tim's untimely tinkering causes a problem for all in attendance. Irv: Alex Rocco. Ted: Tom Poston. Al: Richard Karn. (Repeat).

Tim offers to house his separated brother (William O'Leary) and his two kids (Ashley and Lindsey Trefger) without discussing it with Jill and the boys first. Benny: Jim Labriola. Harry: Blake Clark. (Repeat).