2024-09-28
Deacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son's football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semipro team, but Carrie isn't thrilled with the idea. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Nicholas: Jordan Green. Jared: Cayden Boyd. Eddie: Peter Berg. Danny: Gary Valentine. Deacon: Victor Williams. (Repeat).
Carrie is shocked when she baby-sits her boss's 4-year-old son and he constantly feels her up. Also, Doug tries flirting with a homely girl at a bowling alley to make her feel good, but his efforts backfire. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Denise: Rachel Dratch. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. Kim: Melissa Chan. Trevor: Jamie Kaler. Tanya: Iris Almario. Jordan: Anthony DeMarco. (Repeat).
Doug becomes jealous when he visits Carrie's office and discovers that she is very friendly with a gay male co-worker (Cameron Watson). Also, Arthur gets upset when Holly starts paying more attention to a new dog she's walking than to him. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Suzannah: Angel Boris. Hostess: Brooke Totman. Ben: Shawn Michael Patrick. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. (Repeat).
Carrie gets jealous when Doug's mother (Jenny O'Hara) visits and spends most of her time with one of Doug's ex-girlfriends (Lola Glaudini), a now-divorced woman who has stayed in contact with Mrs. Heffernan over the years. Customer: Greg Vaccarello. Danny: Gary Valentine. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman (Marita Geraghty) whom Newman rejected. Store Clerk: Jerry Levine. Julie: Michelle Forbes. Gendason: Dean Hallo. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball's Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser. Nana: Billye Ree Wallace. Noreen: Kelly Coffield. Dan: Brian Reddy. Kristin: Rebecca Staab. (Repeat).
Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count. Donna Chang: Angela Dohrmann. Mrs. Costanza: Estelle Harris. Doctor: Will Utay. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine's new relationship and Kramer's business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book. Poppie: Reni Santoni. Joe: Robert Hooks. Remy: Diana Theodore. (Repeat).
Christine asks Richard to have a baby with her. Her reasoning: Ritchie no longer tells her that he loves her and she needs a child to love. (Repeat).
Christine and Barb go out on a double date with two guys they met at a video store, but jealousy arises when one of the dates goes a lot better than the other one. (Repeat).
Richard goes on a dinner date with Christine and her latest boyfriend, Patrick (Tim DeKay). (Repeat).
Ritchie is recruited by a talent agent to audition for a commercial after he gives a wonderful performance in a school play, but Christine and Richard disagree over whether he should do it. Christine is all for it, while Richard doesn't like the idea. (Repeat).
Roseanne suffers the consequences of telling Bev (Estelle Parsons) that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box; and Jackie jumps back into the dating arena. Leon: Martin Mull. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. (Repeat).
Roseanne hatches a plan to reunite David and Darlene (Sara Gilbert) on Darlene's trip home, but Darlene has a plan of her own. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. D.J.: Michael Fishman. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house -- then realizes it is hers from decades ago. (Repeat).
After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne has some baby news to blab---and more lives to meddle in. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).
Roseanne's Halloween pranks pale by comparison to what's in store for David, who dated another behind Darlene's back. David: Johnny Galecki. Sally: Miriam Parrish. Joel: Rob Elk. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).
Dan and D.J. have a man-to-man chat after D.J. starts spending too much time behind closed doors. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).
Dan neglects to tell Roseanne about his impromptu lunch with an old flame (Vicki Lawrence), but Roseanne keeps secret her own fantasies about Fabio (seen in a cameo). Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
When Becky and Mark come home for Dan's football-team reunion, Roseanne senses trouble and tries to break them up. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Perry: Mike Pniewski. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. (Repeat).
Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark fighting, and Nana Mary (Shelley Winters) revealing Bev's secret about her marriage. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. (Repeat).
Roseanne gets carried away punishing D.J., who seems headed down the road to delinquency. And Dan blames her anger on work stress. Leon: Martin Mull. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. (Repeat).
Christmastime brings Darlene a surprise visit from Bev and D.J., and Becky a demeaning job. Meanwhile, the Goddess of Tacky (Roseanne Arnold) has a reason to shock the neighborhood. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).
Florence Henderson plays a businesswoman with whom Roseanne hopes to establish contacts. Meanwhile, Becky learns that Mark (Glenn Quinn) dropped out of school. Elijah: Nicolas Meyst. (Repeat).
Carl badgers Mike to go with him to see his psychic, while Peggy pesters Molly to attend her church, where they pray for something they've all been wanting and waiting for. (Repeat).
The series ends with an impromptu get-together during which the Flynn and the Biggs families recall what has brought them to the present point in time, which results in one last confrontation between Joyce and Peggy. (Repeat).
Teacher Molly Flynn and Chicago police officer Mike Biggs fall in love when, in the opener, they meet at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting and Molly invites Mike to speak to her fourth-grade class about his job. (Repeat).
Molly gets a cold before a date with Mike, but her decision to take cold medicine before the outing turns out to be a bad choice. (Repeat).
Mike gets a bruised ego when he and Molly go on a bowling date. (Repeat).
Molly misunderstands Mike's intention when he turns down her offer to come inside the house after their third date. (Repeat).
Carl is jealous when Mike spends more time with Molly than he does with him, prompting Mike to invite Carl on a double date. (Repeat).
Mike plans for romance when he invites Molly to his apartment, but his hopes are dashed when his mom calls. (Repeat).
Mike is overly affectionate with Molly after he spends the weekend with her, and Carl advises him to back off a little. (Repeat).
Molly is troubled by Mike's snoring problem. (Repeat).
Molly is jealous when Mike refers to her as his "friend" in front of a woman who's flirting with Mike. (Repeat).
Molly invites Mike's mom over for Thanksgiving dinner, which she has no clue how to prepare. (Repeat).
When Mike lets Carl borrow his apartment, he spends more time at Molly's house and bonds with her mother and sister. (Repeat).
Raymond is dumbfounded when he learns that a popular sports-radio host hates him and refuses to ever book him on his show. Of course, Ray wants to find out why, so he confronts the man. Musso: Steve Vinovich. Andy: Andy Kindler. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).
Robert visits Amy's parents (Fred Willard, Georgia Engel) to ask them for their daughter's hand in marriage, and Ray tags along to offer support. Peter: Chris Elliott. Amy: Monica Horan. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).
Debra tries to get Ray to be more of a disciplinarian with the twins, but she soon regrets it when he goes overboard with their punishment. Also: Frank and Marie learn some disturbing facts about Ray and Robert's behavior when their sons were younger. Michael: Sullivan Sweeten. Geoffrey: Sawyer Sweeten. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. (Repeat).
Ray reluctantly agrees to do some charity work at a hospital after Debra signs him up, but he soon becomes a hit with the patients and starts spending more time there than at home, much to his wife's dismay. Lesley: Adrian Ricard. Claudia: Emy Coligado. Jean: Tara Karsian. Beth: Donna Cooper. Margaret: Betty Murphy. Robert: Brad Garrett. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Amy's ultra-conservative parents (Fred Willard, Georgia Engel) meet the wacky Barone clan when they visit their daughter and try to talk her out of marrying Robert. Peter: Chris Elliott. Amy: Monica Horan. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
His girl's mom (Lois Nettleton) sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast (Elina Lowensohn); 3-D art mesmerizes Mr. Pitt (Ian Abercrombie). Misha: Maurice Godin. (Repeat).
Jerry pays dearly for a "free" suit from a comic (Stephen Hytner); Elaine has a beau who's no gentleman; George's way with words ends his relationship with a waitress (Tracy Kolis). (Repeat).