2024-06-26
Doug doesn't want to form friendships with couples from Carrie's new office so he intentionally does something revolting when they're with someone from her workplace while Carrie is out of the room. Also: Spence and Danny discover that girls are attracted to men who assist the elderly so they pretend to help Arthur in order to get women to notice them. Peter: Michael James Reed. Emily: Amy Farring
Spence learns that his ex-girlfriend is getting married the next day in Tennessee, so he, Doug, Deacon and Danny hit the road to stop the wedding. Denise: Rachel Dratch. Gil: Nick Bakay. Ted: Philip Wofford. Dennis: Earl Billings. (Repeat).
Arthur recruits Doug to play in a shuffleboard tournament at the senior center; Carrie gets the flu and makes Holly bring her meals, even after she recovers. Veronica: Anne Meara. Philip: William Daniels. Wallach: Mookie Barker. Flora: Pamela Kosh. Josephine: Norma Michaels. (Repeat).
As the sixth season concludes, Holly moves in with the Heffernans after she loses her apartment. At first Doug isn't thrilled to have her there but after she starts waiting on him hand and foot, he can't get enough. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. Melinda: Heidi Godt. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. (Repeat).
Kramer uses butter for shaving---and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania (Stephen Hytner); Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex. Darin: Jarrad Paul. Claire: Sara Rose Peterson. Dean Jones: Ella Joyce. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith. Patty: Lori Loughlin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum (Lloyd Bridges). Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
After helping a recovering drug addict, Christy and Bonnie get addicted themselves to the rush of assisting others. As a result, they take on a new "project" named Michelle (Judy Greer). (Repeat).
Violet tells a thrilled Christy that she wants to spend more time with her and improve their relationship. Elsewhere, Bonnie sets out to make amends with her nemesis in the building. (Repeat).
Christy feels threatened by Baxter's girlfriend (Sara Rue) in the wake of Roscoe's parent-teacher conference. Meanwhile, Bonnie flirts with an unlikely target. (Repeat).
Christy and Bonnie try to support Regina (Octavia Spencer) when she informs them she's not an alcoholic. Meanwhile, the women are invited to a sober holiday dance. (Repeat).
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The church committee must decide whether to spend a $500 bequest on new choir robes or on structural repairs. Rev. Tucker: William Keene. Elmo: Vince Barnett. Martha: Mary Lansing. Clara: Hope Summers. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Barney (Don Knotts) returns to Mayberry to arrange accommodations for a summit meeting between U.S. and Russian diplomats, but he can't find a suitable house. This was Knotts' last appearance on the series. Dewhurst: Richard X. Slattery. Vasilievich: Ben Astar. Ruskin: Alan Oppenheimer. Clifford: Michael Higgins. McCabe: Paul Fix. (Repeat).
Goober feels like a failure when he runs into a successful former classmate (Noam Pitlik) at an auto show in Raleigh, so Goober boasts that he's actually quite wealthy, too. Salesman: Jack Good. Manicurist: Patty Regan. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee believes she needs more excitement in her life---so, to Andy's dismay, she decides to take flying lessons. MacDonald: John McLiam. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
A wounded bomber pilot (Alan Fudge) displays a messianic complex, which attracts the attention of Col. Flagg and Sidney Freedman. Flagg: Edward Winter. Freedman: Allan Arbus. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Frank: Larry Linville. Larry Gelbart directed the episode, which used no laugh track. (Repeat).
B.J. writes a letter to his wife about life at the 4077th, including an inspection by a taskmaster chaplain (Ned Beatty) and Hawkeye's jeep-stuffing prank. Mulcahy: William Christopher. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Directed by Burt Metcalfe. (Repeat).
A colonel (Tim O'Connor) with a chip on his shoulder---and shrapnel in his gut---is gunning for Hawkeye; B.J. learns there are "moose" in Korea. Sgt. Zale: Johnny Haymer. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Potter: Harry Morgan. B.J.: Mike Farrell. (Repeat).
Telly Savalas portrays wealthy Charles Hackett, who's out to buy the Ponderosa. Ben: Lorne Greene. Maria: Linda Lawson. Joe: Michael Landon. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Adam: Pernell Roberts. Towers: Curt Conway. Davis: John Hubbard. (Repeat).
Victor French as a salesman forced to face a past he'd rather forget. Matt: James Arness. Sarah: Fionnuala Flanagan. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Jimmy Morgan: Brandon Cruz. Doc: Milburn Stone. Enoch Brandt: Bruce Glover. Festus: Ken Curtis. Sayers: Herb Armstrong. (Repeat).
Anne Francis as an old flame who involves Matt with stage robbers. Matt: James Arness. Pappy: Anthony Caruso. Newly: Buck Taylor. Sonny: Jonathan Lippe. Digby: Michael Lane. (Repeat).
A kidnapped Doc must choose between saving an outlaw's life or losing his own. Festus: Ken Curtis. Bede: James Olson. Danny: Darrell Larson. (Repeat).
An adventure to settle an $11 estate. Festus: Ken Curtis. Sarah: Susan Oliver. Chad: Josh Albee. Clay: Ike Eisenmann. Charity: Diane Shalet. Matt: James Arness. (Repeat).
Businessman Malcolm Tucker (Robert Emhardt) grows impatient when he tries to get his broken-down car fixed on Sunday, only to discover that Wally the mechanic doesn't work on the Sabbath. Pastor: William Keene. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Wally: Norman Leavitt. (Repeat).
Andy receives a letter from an ex-con (Leo Gordon) he helped send to jail, who says he's coming to pay Andy a visit. Billy Ray: Dub Taylor. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).
Andy and Barney are faced with an explosive situation when a goat eats a bellyful of dynamite. Hudgins: Forrest Lewis. Mayor: Parley Baer. Otis: Hal Smith. Burton: Bing Russell. Judd: Burt Mustin. (Repeat).
Andy rekindles a romance at a high-school reunion and the two wonder why they ever broke up. Sharon: Peggy McCay. Ramona: Virginia Eiler. Mary Lee: Barbara Perry. Ralph: Don Haggerty. Nate: Frank Behrens. (Repeat).
Ragged farmer Rafe Hollister (Jack Prince) auditions for an upcoming concert--but he's met with snobbery when he's picked to sing the solo. Mrs. Hollister: Kay Stewart. Mrs. Jeffries: Isabel Randolph. John: Olan Soule. (Repeat).
Spoiled kid Arnold Winkler (Ronnie Dapo) made his first appearance in this episode as the new kid in town, who gives Opie tips on wheedling gifts from Andy. The show contains the hilarious scene in which Opie holds his breath and throws a temper tantrum to get attention. All to no avail, of course. Opie: Ronny Howard. Mr. Winkler: Harlan Warde. Mrs. Rodenbach: Mary Lansing. (Repeat).
To spend time with his dad (Peter Boyle), Raymond enlists to participate in a Civil War battle reenactment. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Harry: John O'Donohue. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Frank's aunt (Argentina Brunetti) visits from Italy and works her Old World charm on the entire famiglia Barone. Anna: Stella Farentino. Uncle Mel: Phil Leeds. Cab Driver: Mike Batay. (Repeat).
It's a recipe for disaster when Ray asks his mother (Doris Roberts) to teach Debra (Patricia Heaton) to cook meatballs her way. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Debra (Patricia Heaton) charges Ray with organizing the family finances, and somehow the numbers just don't add up. Robert: Brad Garrett. Andy: Andy Kindler. Nemo: Joseph V. Perry. (Repeat).
Ray joins cop-brother Robert (Brad Garrett) on a ride-along and winds up in the middle of a hold-up at Nemo's pizzeria. Judy: Sherri Shepherd. Nemo: Joseph V. Perry. Hold-up Guy: Stephen Bruno. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra are divided over what to do about Ally (Madylin Sweeten) continually sneaking into bed with them, so Ray calls in an expert---his mother (Doris Roberts). Frank: Peter Boyle. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).
Ray pesters his mom about why she prefers Robert's girlfriend (Monica Horan) to Debra (Patricia Heaton). Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
The seventh season begins with Doug trying to build up credit with Carrie by taking her to a spa, in the hopes that she will let him go to Las Vegas for a weekend with the guys. Rochelle: Helen Eigenberg. Eric: Patrick Cavanaugh. Father Sheehan: Richard Voigts. Cashier: Jennifer Shon. (Repeat).
Doug fears that Carrie will have less time for him now that she has a job that she loves, which could lead to a promising career. Not to be outdone, Doug tries to get a promotion at work. Boone: Lisa Banes. Lisa: Nikki Tyler-Flynn. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. (Repeat).