2024-06-29
Carrie is discouraged about her looks as she faces her 35th birthday so Doug gets construction workers to hoot and holler at her as she passes by in hopes of cheering her up. Also, Arthur tries to come up with a perfect gift for his daughter. Hector: Angelo Pagan. Vince: Jackie Flynn. Nils: Bas Rutten. Gus: Mark Colson. (Repeat).
Doug becomes jealous when Deacon starts hanging out with a new friend and takes drastic measures to win him back; Carrie is blacklisted by a nail salon because of her demanding behavior. Sue: Steffiana De La Cruz. James: Derick Alexander. Connie: Karen Maruyama. Bob: Jay London. May: Natsuko Ohama. Kim: Karen Yum. (Repeat).
Doug wins two tickets to the NCAA men's championship basketball game in St. Louis and reluctantly agrees to take Arthur with him. Big mistake. Joe: Dakin Matthews. (Repeat).
Carrie convinces Holly that she needs her help with her office makeover just so she can use Holly's van for the supplies. Meanwhile, Doug is frightened by an intimidating waitress who wants to fight him when he calls her a name. Deacon: Victor Williams. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Janet: Tracy Nelson. (Repeat).
George's girlfriend refuses to break up; Elaine suspects her new beau is married; Kramer hides a key at Jerry's. Maura: Alex Kapp. Glenn: Nicholas Paul Walker. Loretta: Illeana Douglas. Phil: Louis Mustillo. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple. Darryl: Samuel Bliss Cooper. Sid: Edgar Small. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Christine's ex-boyfriend Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) returns, causing friction with her new love, Max (Eric McCormack). (Repeat).
Richard and New Christine make plans for the arrival of their baby. The situation makes Christine envious, so she asks Richard to help her become pregnant. Dr. Volk: Tim Meadows. (Repeat).
Christine's business becomes suddenly profitable, and she must decide whether to spend her newfound wealth on herself or donate it to charity like Barb did. Pastor Ed: Ed Begley Jr. (Repeat).
Christine encourages Ritchie's school principal to let the students take a subway on a field trip to teach them street smarts, but it's Christine who gets left at the station. (Repeat).
Roseanne is in a dither over her upcoming medical test, which may require a difficult decision, one she believes is hers alone to make. Doctor: Tom Amandes. Andy (age 17): Brandi Brown. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he and Roseanne learn that DJ isn't performing at school. Meanwhile, Darlene seems genuinely impressed by David's dim-witted girlfriend. (Repeat).
The Conners get an eyeful from their new neighbors---who enjoy walking naked in front of windows; and Darlene gets an earful from Mark, who fears David is getting too close to Becky (Sarah Chalke). Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
Everyone is sympathetic when Bev admits she's an alcoholic---but her presence on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Margaret: Romy Rosemont. Leon: Martin Mull. Sgt. Dixon: David Dunard. Policewoman: Carlease Burke. (Repeat).
Roseanne is ill---or so she'd like Dan to think. So Dan kicks Jackie out when she brings news that Roseanne's been waiting a lifetime to hear about Bev (Estelle Parsons). Roseanne: Roseanne. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. David: Johnny Galecki. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. (Repeat).
Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains about D.J.'s annoying visits. Meanwhile, Dan lures Darlene home, hoping she and Becky will forgive each other and forget their feud. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Sarah Chalke. (Repeat).
Jealousies mount between David and Mark over Stacy (Traci Lords); and Jackie and Fred's lovemaking needs a shot in the arm. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret about Jackie. Pete: Joel Polis. Stacy: Traci Lords. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. David: Johnny Galecki. Bob: John McConnell. (Repeat).
Just when Fred seems ready to return to Jackie, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).
Becky and Mark's basic instincts are to make it on their own, in a trailer park---where a tipsy neighbor (Sharon Stone) puts out the welcome mat. Becky: Sarah Chalke. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Bob: John McConnell. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).
D.J. allows a vixen to boss him around. Meanwhile, Jackie and Fred see a therapist to fix their marriage. Ellen DeGeneres, Ashley Johnson. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. (Repeat).
There's a possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene---who must act fast or lose him. David: Johnny Galecki. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Leon: Martin Mull. Mark: Glenn Quinn. (Repeat).
Mike cheats on his diet and then tries to keep it a secret from Molly. (Repeat).
Molly asks for Mike's help when she feels overwhelmed by Thanksgiving preparations and wedding planning. (Repeat).
Molly hears upsetting news at work and it steals away her Christmas spirit. (Repeat).
Carl faces his fear of commitment when his relationship with Christina takes a serious turn. (Repeat).
Molly and her mother turn to Mike for help when Victoria is arrested for a number of driving violations. (Repeat).
Vince hits the roof when he learns that Joyce is planning a dinner date with an ex-boyfriend. (Repeat).
Mike feels like a stupid cupid when he realizes he forgot to make Valentine's Day dinner plans with Molly, but has no reservations about horning in on Carl's romantic evening of wining and dining his new girlfriend, Christina. (Repeat).
Molly discovers that Mike hasn't had a birthday party since he was 9 years old, so she sets out to rectify that by throwing him a big surprise bash. Meanwhile, Samuel gives online dating a whirl. (Repeat).
When Molly suggests that she and Mike write their own wedding vows, he finds it hard to swallow, until Carl provides him with some food for thought and tells him to just pretend he's describing his favorite meal—lasagna. (Repeat).
Peggy goes on vacation and leaves Mike and Molly in charge of her dog, claiming that it's good practice for when they have children. (Repeat).
Mike and Molly lose the venue for their wedding ceremony after Molly's blunt manner leaves a priest hot under the collar. (Repeat).
Molly goes in for a final wedding-dress fitting three weeks before the big day and finds that her gown is too tight. (Repeat).
The antics of family and friends disrupt Molly and Mike's wedding rehearsal. (Repeat).
Robert (Brad Garrett) takes Raymond's half-hearted rant about his marriage seriously. Next thing you know, Robert and Amy break up. Amy: Monica Horan. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Cholesterol-conscious Marie (Doris Roberts) decides Thanksgiving dinner will be a low-fat affair, complete with tofu turkey and soy cheesecake. Frank: Peter Boyle. Robert: Brad Garrett. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Raymond (Ray Romano) begins spending a lot of time at Robert's apartment, which is crawling with beautiful women. Michelle: Betsy Monroe. Sandy: Janelle Paradee. Jessica: Kelly Rebecca Walsh. (Repeat).
Ray learns that his parents have exchanged the toaster he gave them at Christmas for a coffeemaker. Lois: Katherine Helmond. Warren: Robert Culp. Leann: Drenda Spohnholtz. (Repeat).
Ray's told that the only time he ever beat his father (Peter Boyle) at Ping-Pong was because the old man let him win, so he demands a rematch. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it. Leo: Len Lesser. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor. Lisi: Julia Campbell. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).