2024-09-27
A morality drama about a wounded outlaw and two women asked to take care of him. Nellie: Kathleen Nolan. Susan: Kathy Cannon. Matt: James Arness. Newt: George DiCenzo. Sam: Henry Olek. (Repeat).
A powerful young man with the mind of a child faces a dim future in the adult world. Festus: Ken Curtis. Doc: Milburn Stone. Barnett: Charles Dierkop. (Repeat).
Care for a sick baby involves Newly with a wanted man and his distrustful Indian wife (Alexandra Morgan). Dahoma: John Dierkes. (Repeat).
Andy asks Goober to answer the phone while he's away, so the mechanic takes a car apart and reassembles it in the courthouse in order to handle both jobs. Larry Hovis, who eight months later starred in "Hogan's Heroes," guest stars as Gilly Walker, the car owner. Sheriff Jackson: Wally Englehardt. Watson: Buck Young. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Barney tries, to no avail, to rehabilitate Otis and ends up running him off to do his drinking in Mount Pilot. Then the deputy misses him and begs him to come back. Luke: Frank Cady. Otis: Hal Smith. Floyd: Howard McNear. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
After Barney discards a chain letter, he runs into a streak of bad luck that culminates in his having to qualify at a pistol competition to keep his job. Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Goober: George Lindsey. Floyd: Howard McNear. (Repeat).
Andy and Barney tire of Goober tagging along on their dates with the girls, so they fix him up with a date (Josie Lloyd) of his own and Barney gives him tips on romance by eavesdropping on Andy and Helen. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Barney runs for sheriff when it appears Andy will take a job out of town, but the position falls through---and Andy discovers he's missed the election filing deadline, leaving Barney the only candidate on the ballot. Floyd: Howard McNear. Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Barney discovers $250,000 taken in a bank robbery and goes undercover to catch the thief (Al Checco), who has a plan of his own to get the money back. Brewster: Robert Brubaker. Fred: Byron Foulger. Hobo: Hank Patterson. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other. (Repeat).
Debra blames Ray of not being able to pick up on her mood signals, so they recall their first night together. (Repeat).
Robert, distraught over a feud between Marie and Debra, joins a support group. But the family fears it's a cult, so they work to free him from it. Judy: Sherri Shepherd. Mariann: Susan Yeagley. Gerard: Fred Stoller. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).
Debra tries to convince Ray to go see a marriage counselor with her after she learns that two of their friends have gone. Pamela: Nancy Lenehan. Bernie: Tom McGowan. Linda: Maggie Wheeler. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Ray must address the school district's curriculum review board after he complains to Ally's teacher that Ally has too much homework and the teacher agrees with him. Miss Purcell: Kimberly Scott. Guy: Jerry Lambert. Silber: Diana Tanaka. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. (Repeat).
As a challenge to himself, Ray writes an early eulogy for Frank in which he recalls a time when he watched his so-called tough dad pet a bunny. Unfortunately, Frank learns of it and vehemently denies that the event ever occurred. Meanwhile, Marie wants to know where her eulogy is. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Garvin: Len Lesser. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray thinks something is wrong with him after he returns from a night out with the guys and admits to Debra that he didn't enjoy it. She thinks it's a sign that he's finally growing up, but she's horrified when Ray says he wants to join his dad's lodge. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Max: Max Rosenthal. Albert: Albert Romano. Bernie: Tom McGowan. Linda: Maggie Wheeler. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Garvin
Doug and Carrie feel guilty over their lack of charitable contributions so they give a hefty donation to an elementary-school library, but are then disappointed when they aren't given proper credit for the gift on a donors' plaque. Nana Louise: Marla Gibbs. Father McAndrew: Joe Flaherty. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Jeff: Nick Toth. Kenny: Timmy Deters. Richie: Nick Benson. Scout: Nina Weithorn. (Repea
Doug and Deacon win $5000 gambling and decide to spend all the money in one day so their wives won't find out. Their extravagance includes a private Eddie Money concert at Doug's house. Also, Carrie is offered a job to work for the head of the law firm. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Waitress: Amy Stiller. (Repeat).
Doug learns his dentist (Tim Matheson) used to have a crush on Carrie, which might explain why the root canal he performs on Doug hurts so badly. Also, Arthur offers piano lessons to kids, even though he doesn't know how to play the instrument. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. (Repeat).
Arthur visits a psychiatrist (William Hurt) and recalls via flashback a disturbing encounter with his dad (Ben Stiller) that may explain Arthur's abrasive personality. Young Arthur: Erik Sullivan. Young Doug: Tyler Hendrickson. Young Carrie: Madison Lanc. Frank: Tyler Cole Malinger. Skitch: Kevin G. Schmidt. Allison: Kaitlyn Gainer. (Repeat).
Doug discovers that he literally can't sleep without Carrie when she is required to work nights to prepare for a big civil case at the law firm. Neal: Steve Hytner. Priscilla: Mary Lynn Rajskub. George: Gerry Black. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Major: Damani Roberts. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler (Veanne Cox). Robin: Melanie Chartoff. Ronnie: Dom Irrera. Clown: Jon Favreau. Kramer: Michael Richards. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
In the Hamptons, George's date (Melora Walters) sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he? Rachel: Melanie Smith. Carol: Lisa Mende. Michael: Steven Prutting. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee." Victoria: Dedee Pfeiffer. Victoria's Uncle: Paul Gleason. Lippman: Richard Fancy. Jake: Marty Rackham. (Repeat).
Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant (Marguerite MacIntyre); George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor. Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Richard begs Christine to return to him her wedding ring, which once belonged to his mother, so he can use it when he proposes to new Christine. (Repeat).
Barb is profiled in a black business journal and the article generates a lot of new customers at the gym. (Repeat).
Christine agrees to a date with a reptile expert (Jeffrey Tambor) if he will allow Ritchie to join a club that studies snakes and lizards. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Paid Programming. (Repeat).
Howard leaves Mayberry for a Caribbean paradise, but he soon realizes that a life of beachcombing is not for him. Proprietor: Harry Dean Stanton. Grover: Don Keefer. Wes: Sam Greene. Sebastian: Mark Brown. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).
Goober buys Wally's gas station, but then starts worrying about all of the problems that come with ownership. George: Bo Hopkins. Cyrus: George Cisar. Fred: David Ketchum. Harry: James McCallion. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee becomes the hostess of a local TV cooking show and discovers that it conflicts with her family life. The episode was written by James L. Brooks two-and-a-half years before he created Mary Tyler Moore's hit sitcom. Brooks also went on to win two Oscars for writing and directing the film "Terms of Endearment." This is the first of two episodes he wrote for this series. Phillips: Don Keefer.
Emmett's wife and overbearing brother-in-law (Dub Taylor) conspire to turn Mayberry's fix-it man into an insurance salesman. James L. Brooks ("Mary Tyler Moore"; "Taxi"; "Terms of Endearment"; "Broadcast News"; "As Good As It Gets") wrote the episode. This is the second of two in a row he wrote for the series. Martha: Mary Lansing. Emmett: Paul Hartman. Howard: Jack Dodson. Goober: George Lindsey.
Nonstop artillery rattles doctors and patients alike through a long, freezing night; Frank tears Margaret's tent apart looking for love notes; Klinger gets shot on guard duty. Abbott: Christopher Allport. Jenkins: Darren O'Connor. Frank: Larry Linville. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Klinger: Jamie Farr. (Repeat).
The Army's report of Hawkeye's death is greatly exaggerated, but he begins to warm to the idea if it's his ticket home. Digger: Richard Masur. Capt. Pratt: Eldon Quick. Nurse Baker: Kellye Nakahara. Nurse Able: Sherry Stephens. Written by Glen Charles and Les Charles. (Repeat).
The doctors are hit by an epidemic of requests for special favors; Frank goes for a joyride in a tank. Col. Griswald: Frank Marth. Sgt. Kimble: Bruce Kirby. Lt. Chivers: Ted Hamilton. Frank: Larry Linville. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. (Repeat).
Hawkeye, B.J., Frank, Potter and Radar are stranded in unfamiliar territory when their bus breaks down on the way back from a medical conference. Korean Soldier: Soon-Teck Oh. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Frank: Larry Linville. (Repeat).
Barry Sullivan portrays a greedy opportunist who kills antelope on Indian grounds and sells the meat at a large profit. Ben: Lorne Greene. Adam: Pernell Roberts. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Joe: Michael Landon. Thorne: Leo Gordon. (Repeat).