2024-09-19
Andy and Barney are attracted to a seductive female prisoner (Susan Oliver) who tries to use her charm to help her escape. Otis: Hal Smith. Police Sergeant: James Seay. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Andy and Barney are staggered by the news that town drunk Otis has bought a car. Now they have to figure out how to make him sell it before he hurts someone. Otis: Hal Smith. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Ray recalls the circumstances leading up to Robert's divorce after Debra spies Robert's despised ex-wife (Suzie Plakson) at a restaurant. As he tells the story, the scene shifts to five years earlier when Robert and Joanne were married, and she was constantly belittling him. Amy: Monica Horan. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Marie stuns everyone when she announces she is taking the whole family to Italy for two weeks to visit her mother's cousin (Silvana De Santis). When the Barones arrive in Italy, everybody is excited---except Ray, who has a cold and is still his old cranky self. Giorgio: Pierrino Mascarino. Stefania: Alex Meneses. Fogagnolo: David Proval. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. D
Conclusion. The Barones visit Italy and grumpy Ray finally starts enjoying himself. Colletta: Silvana De Santis. Giorgio: Pierrino Mascarino. Stefania: Alex Meneses. Fogagnolo: David Proval. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Marie, with Frank in tow, backs their car through Ray and Debra's front door and living-room wall because Frank was too cheap to get the faulty brakes fixed. Ruth: Patricia Belcher. Louise: Annie Abbott. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Ray and Frank warn Robert not to tell Amy about his time with Stefania in Italy and about his seeing Joanne again. Of course, he doesn't listen to them. Amy: Monica Horan. Joanne: Suzie Plakson. Suzy: Susan Varon. Fogagnolo: David Proval. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray loses Ally's pet hamster and frantically searches the house to find it, only to discover it in a most unlikely place. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Ray: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Ray and Robert's rivalry heats up after Ray gets bad news about the baseball book he's working on and Robert gets great news about a promotion. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
A birthday party for Deacon at a paintball park becomes a war when Doug becomes jealous over Carrie's attraction to Deacon. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Strohmeyer: Eric Roberts. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Danny: Gary Valentine. Louis: Bobby DiVito. Richie: Larry Romano. (Repeat).
Doug catches Deacon dining with another woman (Patricia McBride), but he doesn't consider it an affair since Deacon hasn't slept with her. Carrie strongly disagrees and insists on telling Kelly. Joe: Peter James Smith. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Carrie: Leah Remini. (Repeat).
Carrie bans sex for two weeks after reading an article about couples who use sex as a substitute for communication; Arthur dates a woman (Pamela Gordon) who claims she was once Frank Sinatra's girlfriend. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
Doug dreams he's a character caught lying on "The Honeymooners," "Wheel of Fortune" and "The Young and the Restless," after he lies to Carrie and begins to worry she's going to find out. Guest stars include Pat Sajak, Vanna White, Melody Thomas Scott, Peter Bergman and Scott Reeves. (Repeat).
Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of to the weekly dance at a senior center. Big mistake. When Carrie finds out, she goes ballistic and turns her father's care over to Doug. A bigger mistake. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Enid: Pamela Gordon. Chick: J.J. Johnston. (Repeat).
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George (Jason Alexander), who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else. Steve: Michael Chiklis. Ava: Teri Austin. (Repeat).
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend. Sid: Jay Brooks. Lydia: Janet Zarish. Owen: Edward Penn. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic (David Naughton) go off the wagon. Evie: Bridget Sienna. Lippman: Richard Fancy. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Subway adventures from 1992: A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped to a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding. (Repeat).
Richard tries to make Ritchie take an interest in his work, while Christine attempts to take an interest in her brother's life. She attends a party with him, where she runs into one of Matthew's former girlfriends and tries to help get them back together, even though he asked her not to. (Repeat).
It's Richard's 41st birthday and a fight breaks out between the Christines over the perfect gift that Christine suggested, but new Christine purchased without mentioning who thought of it. (Repeat).
Christine takes some sleeping pills that cause her to behave even more irrationally than usual and she ends up rekindling her romance with Burton (Matt Letscher), but finds he is only tolerable while she is on the medication. (Repeat).
Richard's popular brother, Joe (Charles Esten), visits with some surprising news: he is gay and wants to keep it quiet, but coming out to Christine wasn't the best choice for secrecy on the subject. (Repeat).
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Aunt Bee invests in a Chinese restaurant in Mayberry and goes to work, but complications develop. Keye Luke, who five years later starred on "Kung Fu" as Master Po, guest stars. Jack: Lloyd Kino. Ella: Ruth Thom. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Howard buys the building that houses Floyd's barbershop and then raises the rent, which prompts a furious Floyd to move out. Harry: Dave Ketchum. Cyrus: George Cisar. Coefield: James O'Rear. Floyd: Howard McNear. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).
The Andy Griffith Show is an American sitcom first televised on CBS between October 3, 1960 and April 1, 1968. Andy Griffith portrays the widowed sheriff of the fictional small community of Mayberry, North Carolina. His life is complicated by an inept, but well-meaning deputy, Barney Fife, a spinster aunt and housekeeper, Aunt Bee, and a precocious young son, Opie. Local ne'er-do-wells, bumbling p
Andy's jealous when Helen sells a children's book to a publisher, then has to work closely with a handsome editor (Keith Andes). Mavis: Elaine Joyce. Flask: Laurie Main. Mosby: Tom Palmer. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. (Repeat).
Trapper bristles when he's ordered to undergo a medical checkup, but the condition he's hiding may be his ticket home. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. (Repeat).
Father Mulcahy tries to accommodate a GI's request for a Jewish religious ceremony; Henry is worried his wife may be cheating on him; Hawkeye tries to solve a puzzle to win a pony. Chim Sah: Sachiko Penny Lee. Nurse: Patricia Stevens. Mulcahy: William Christopher. Henry: McLean Stevenson. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. (Repeat).
The men of the 4077th must cope without the female contingent when an enemy offensive forces the evacuation of the nurses. Capt. Spalding: Loudon Wainwright III. Able: Bobbie Mitchell. Mr. Kwang: Leland Sun. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Margaret: Loretta Swit. (Repeat).
Candy endangers his life when he helps the widow of a man he killed in self-defense. Lisa Campbell: Charlotte Stewart. Jake: Lloyd Battista. Candy: David Canary. (Repeat).
Billy Curtis as a midget who claims he'll turn into an elephant at midnight. Festus: Ken Curtis. Matt: James Arness. (Repeat).
Kitty and Doc are taken hostage by two outlaws who've returned to Dodge City to visit their dying mother. Rick Wilson: Richard Kelton. Raymond Wilson: Robert Pratt. John Mophet: Stuart Margolin. Martha Beal: Ivy Jones. Mrs. Bronson: Claudia Bryar. Anna Wilson: Lurene Tuttle. (Repeat).
A sad love story centering on Newly. He's preparing to wed a leukemia victim. Johnny: Ike Eisenmann. Doc: Milburn Stone. Matt: James Arness. (Repeat).
Earl Holliman as a condemned man posing as a priest and forced to help a stricken town. Newly: Buck Taylor. Dallas: Diana Hyland. Cyrus: Denver Pyle. (Repeat).
Barney gets bent when the choral director gives Gomer the solo instead of him for an upcoming concert. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Eleanora: Reta Shaw. John: Olan Soule. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Barney goes undercover as a mannequin in Weaver's department store to catch a shoplifter. Clint Howard guest stars as Leon, the little boy who spots Barney in his duck-hunting disguise. Weaver: Tol Avery. Asa: Charles P. Thompson. Shoplifter: Lurene Tuttle. (Repeat).
Andy takes a much-needed vacation and leaves Barney and Gomer in charge, but they allow a prisoner to escape---twice. Convict: Allan Melvin. Naylor: Dabbs Greer. Maudie: Molly Dodd. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Gomer pesters Andy with too much gratitude after Andy puts out a small fire in the garage where Gomer was napping. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Floyd: Howard McNear. (Repeat).