2024-09-20
Aunt Bee buys a bargain side of beef at a new butcher shop, but then her bargain freezer breaks down and she has to seek out her old butcher's help. Foley: Frank Ferguson. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. Gomer: Jim Nabors. (Repeat).
In an appearance post-"Dobie Gillis" and pre-"Gilligan's Island" (the series started six months later), Bob Denver plays Charlene's husband---the one she's leaving for Andy, just as soon as she gets her mountain-style divorce. Briscoe Darling: Denver Pyle. Charlene: Margaret Ann Peterson. Floyd: Howard McNear. (Repeat).
On the way to a wedding, Ray obsesses over not walking a date, whom he'll likely see at the reception, to her door 25 years earlier. But it's not his one-time date he should be worrying about---it's Debra. Elizabeth: Vicki Juditz. Scott: Judson Crowder. Nice Man: Rudy Moreno. Elderly Man: Fred Ornstein. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
The girls are aghast but the guys think it's great when Robert starts dating a sexy and much younger woman (Tinsley Grimes). Robert: Brad Garrett. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Debra's parents (Robert Culp, Katherine Helmond) visit on Thanksgiving and Ray learns a surprising secret about them. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray worries he's coming down with some horrible sickness after a man sneezes on him at an airport. Andy: Andy Kindler. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Guy: Bob Joles. Marie: Doris Roberts. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Ray gives Debra cookware for Christmas with an ulterior motive in mind. But when she gives him an expensive gift, he suspects she's up to something. Andy: Andy Kindler. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Debra complains that Ray is useless in an emergency after she chokes and Ray does nothing to help her, which then prompts Ray to prove his manhood. Andy: Andy Kindler. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Nemo: Robert Ruth. Suzy: Susan Varon. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Everyone's mad at Ray when he gets two tickets for the Super Bowl and invites Gianni (Jon Manfrellotti) rather than a family member. Especially miffed is Debra, who thinks the game would be a great way to get away together. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Doug looks for work after he quits his job and is turned down by a rival delivery service that he thought had guaranteed him a position. Also, neighbor Lou Ferrigno asks Carrie to help him apply tanning lotion and she gets carried away with her own tan. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Mosko: Steve Mosko. Chip: Michael Yavnieli. Mitch: Craig Anton. (Repeat).
Doug and Deacon attempt to thwart a date Carrie set up between Kelly and a computer guy (Joseph C. Phillips) from Carrie's work. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Mickey: Andre Canty. Frank: Mookie Barker. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Deacon: Victor Williams. Spence: Patton Oswalt. (Repeat).
Doug, Carrie and Arthur have an unpleasant visit with Doug's parents (Jenny O'Hara, Dakin Matthews) at the airport during a layover when Doug argues with them over their living will. Stephanie: Ricki Lake. Clerk: J.P. Manoux. Ticket Agent: Jason Packham. Young Doug: Tyler Hendrickson. Father: Roger Eschbacher. (Repeat).
Carrie takes legal action when her neighbors (Bryan Cranston, Dee Dee Rescher) install an above-ground pool that overlooks her backyard fence, but the pool makes a big splash with Doug. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Doug is roped into trying to get his unemployed cousin, Danny (Gary Valentine), a delivery job with him. Uncle Stu: Gavin MacLeod. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Deacon: Victor Williams. Carrie: Leah Remini. (Repeat).
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter. John: Fred Sanders. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend (Maggie Jakobson)---then wait nervously. Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine. Part 1 of two. Mrs. Sokol: Rae Allen. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
When Christine shows no interest in an election and Richard chastises her about the example that sets for Ritchie, she realizes that she needs to be more politically involved. Audrey: Sandra Bernhard. Edmund: Patrick Breen. Dot: Tara Karsian. (Repeat).
Christine accidentally sends an embarrassing e-mail about Mr. Harris---which was supposed to go only to Barb---to all of the parents at Ritchie's school. Christine also learns that Richard's friend Tom (Dave Foley) has a crush on her. (Repeat).
Christine fears Richard will mess up a remodeling job at Lindsay's house, thus ruining their reputation at Ritchie's school, so she stops by to check up on him. Of course, she makes things worse. Also, Christine and Richard disagree over which one should talk to Ritchie about sex. (Repeat).
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While the milkman's away on vacation, Opie takes care of his horse, Dolly; but when the animal refuses to eat, Opie worries that it's his fault. Walt: Tom Tully. Dr. Roberts: Charles Thompson. Arnold: Sheldon Golomb. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Opie's frustrated when he tries to balance taking piano lessons with practicing football. Flip: Rockne Tarkington. Jackson: Richard Bull. Mrs. Larch: Maudie Prickett. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Howard delivers a stand-up routine on a local TV show, but his friends don't think it's funny when he includes them by name in his jokes. Colonel Tim: Dick Haynes. Hollenbeck: Dick Curtis. Driver: Tol Avery. Howard: Jack Dodson. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Howard becomes a Big Brother to a local teen and ends up falling for the boy's older sister (Elizabeth MacRae). Later in the same year, 1967, MacRae became a regular on "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." as Lou Ann Poovie. Tommy: Scott Lane. Howard: Jack Dodson. Tracy: Peter Hobbs. (Repeat).
Tired of the mess tent's inedibles, Hawkeye concocts an elaborate scheme to procure spareribs from a favorite Chicago eatery. Maj. Pfiefer: Basil Hoffman. Sgt. Tarola: Joseph Stern. Igor: Jeff Maxwell. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Henry: McLean Stevenson. (Repeat).
A berserk Turk (Sirri Murad) and a missing corpse are the main contributors to what Trapper calls a well-rounded day of insanity. Lt. Smith: William Watson. Col. Blanche: Curt Lowens. LeClerq: Michael Keller. Able: Kellye Nakahara. Fred W. Berger and Stanford Tischler won an ACE Eddie Award for editing. (Repeat).
A patient's paralysis may not be a physical problem, and Radar is bitten by a possibly rabid stray dog. Cpl. Travis: Michael O'Keefe. Rosie: Shizuko Hoshi. Igor: Jeff Maxwell. Baker: Bobbie Mitchell. Frank: Larry Linville. Henry: McLean Stevenson. Radar: Gary Burghoff. (Repeat).
A grateful Greek colonel (Titos Vandis) donates a lamb for an Easter feast, but Radar decides it's his duty to protect the main course. Meanwhile, a private who wishes to make a confession mistakes Frank for the chaplain. Chapman: Ted Eccles. Greek Sergeant: Gene Chronopoulos. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Sid Dorfman's teleplay was nominated for a Writers Guild Award. (Repeat).
Joe gives chase when his friend Wade Turner and a shipment of bank funds disappear at the same time. Sarah: Sandra Smith. Clyde: Dabney Coleman. Barker: Bill Zuckert. Dr. Mills: Chick Chandler. Hoss: Dan Blocker. (Repeat).
A hectic day in the life of a lawman...with no sleep for 36 hours, Matt deals with a vicious prisoner, a brawl at the Long Branch, a 9-year-old thief and the silent treatment from Kitty. Andy Ballou: Willie Ames. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Job Snelling: Leo Gordon. Doc: Milburn Stone. Dobie Crimps: Shug Fisher. Festus: Ken Curtis. (Repeat).
A show pegged to Kitty's poker prowess. Whelan: Robert Burr. Loomis: William Bramley. Hobey: Harrison Ford. Tuck: Noble Willingham. Matt: James Arness. (Repeat).
John Anderson as Matt's mentor, an ex-lawman now on the skids. Matt: James Arness. Peak: Michael Strong. (Repeat).
Duty clashes with friendship as Festus runs into a friend who has escaped from prison. Festus: Ken Curtis. Jesse: Brock Peters. Carpenter: Jim Davis. (Repeat).
Opie and his friends get suckered into selling useless salve to try to win a pony, so Barney and Gomer come up with a scheme of their own to get the hucksters to buy it back. George: Lewis Charles. Lenny: George Petrie. Johnny: Richard Keith. (Repeat).
In the only episode featuring both Gomer and Goober Pyle, Helen and Thelma Lou get jealous when they spy Andy and Barney with fun girls Skippy (Joyce Jameson) and Daphne (Jean Carson). Then Barney makes things worse by inviting the goofy girls to a dance. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Gentleman's gentleman Malcolm Merriweather (Bernard Fox) returns to Mayberry and helps out at the Taylor house to give Aunt Bee a rest, but that soon has Bee feeling useless. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
Barney starts a rumor that Andy and Helen are engaged after he sees them kiss in a jewelry store. Soon, the whole town is planning a surprise party for the couple. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Gomer: Jim Nabors. (Repeat).