2024-09-24
Conclusion of a story about Matt's pursuit of white-slave traders. Fitzpatrick: James Whitmore. Matt: James Arness. Stella: Shani Wallis. Britt: Nicholas Hammond. Cynthia: Kathleen Cody. Marcy: Dawn Lyn. (Repeat).
This episode concluding the fourth season of "Andy" established the scenario for "Gomer Pyle." In it, Gomer joins the Marines and heads off to boot camp, where he meets a dogged drill sergeant (Frank Sutton) who believes the dim recruit is related to a famous general. Blake: Frank Albertson. Joker: Eddie Ryder. Corporal: Charles Myers. (Repeat).
The fifth season opened with Opie developing a crush on Andy's main squeeze---his teacher, Helen Crump. He falls for her when his school-dance partner fails to show up and he is paired instead with Helen. Before long, Opie's planning to spend his entire savings---74 cents---on his new love. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. (Repeat).
Barney's job is in jeopardy and decides to quit when he learns that the state passed new height and weight requirements. But Bee tries to fatten him up, and Andy uses a harness to help stretch him. Bronson: Larry Thor. Asa: Charles Thompson. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee's sister (Maudie Prickett) and brother-in-law (James Westerfield) pay a visit and wear out their welcome. First Andy's uncle keeps him awake all night, then he borrows the squad car to go fishing. Roger: Billy Booth. Bruce: Kenneth Butts. Mundt: Forrest Lewis. (Repeat).
Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) wants to get a diploma so he can impress his girlfriend back in the hills, so Andy gets him enrolled in Helen's class. Unfortunately, the unruly Ernest T. falls for Helen. Sharon: Ronda Jeter. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Bee's old flame, Roger (Wallace Ford), returns to Mayberry and rekindles their relationship, but Andy can't stand the man and fears Bee just might marry him. Floyd: Howard McNear. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
First-grader Michael shocks the Barone clan with an unpleasant story he wrote about them. Father Hubley: Charles Durning. Michael: Sullivan Sweeten. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray tries to liven things up in the bedroom when he buys a sex game but, of course, the whole family finds out about it. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Frank gets jealous when Marco (David Proval) starts taking piano lessons from Marie and no longer spends time with him. Stefania: Alex Meneses. Gerard: Fred Stoller. Aunt Gina: Darlene Kardon. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).
Robert accidentally loses Ray's wedding ring when he tries to spin it on a hotel-room table and it sails into a grate. Jimmy: Jeff Garlin. Alexis: Julie Claire. Robert: Brad Garrett. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).
Marie takes an art class and makes an abstract sculpture that looks like a part of the female anatomy---but she doesn't realize it. Everyone else does, though. Sister Ann: Lauri Johnson. Sister Beth: Mary Gillis. Janitor: Rocky McMurray. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray brags to his pals about hurting his wrist while he and Debra had sex, but he lies to his dad about it, telling him that he fell down the stairs, prompting Frank to rip them up and repair them. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Bernie: Tom McGowan. Doctor: Richard Penn. (Repeat).
Robert becomes jealous when he learns that his former girlfriend, Amy (Monica Horan), went on a date with his friend Gianni (Jon Manfrellotti). Andy: Andy Kindler. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).
Geoffrey quits the basketball team after he overhears Ray making fun of the way he plays. Bryan: Dan Castellaneta. Referee: Todd Sandler. Geoffrey: Sawyer Sweeten. (Repeat).
Doug reluctantly accompanies Carrie on a retreat thrown by her law firm and resorts to lying to impress her co-workers. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Danny: Gary Valentine. Deacon: Victor Williams. Carrie: Leah Remini. (Repeat).
Arthur inexplicably forbids Doug to celebrate or even to acknowledge Halloween, but Doug ignores him and lives to regret it. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Davis: Randy Kovitz. Sal: Robert Catrini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
As Arthur prepares to undergo heart surgery, Carrie discovers something that he did years ago that drastically affected her life. Meanwhile, Doug makes friends with a quirky stranger (Chris Elliott) in the hospital and soon regrets it. Dr. Berger: Lenny Wolpe. Dr. Davis: Randy Kovitz. Nurse: Sharon Madden. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie install a small video camera in Arthur's room without telling him so they can keep an eye on him after he returns home from the hospital. Bill: Frantz Turner. Danny: Gary Valentine. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie recall their wedding day and the sign Carrie believes she received from God telling her that Doug was the man for her. Danny: Gary Valentine. Janet: Jenny O'Hara. Joe: Dakin Matthews. Father McAndrew: Joe Flaherty. (Repeat).
Carrie becomes upset with Doug after he grabs a lone oxygen mask aboard a plane rather than give it to her, even though they weren't in any real danger. Also, Spence needs a new place to live, so he tries to persuade Danny to let him move in with him. Elena: Brandy Lopez. Edwin: Inny Clemons. Silvia: Jacqueline Aries. Flight Attendant: Christine Romeo. (Repeat).
Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired? Gino: David Ciminello. Enzo: Antony Ponzini. Tuttle: Jack Shearer. Pensky: Michael Fairman. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).
Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend (Anthony Cistaro) shares a moniker with a mass murderer. Karen: Lisa Edelstein. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Reading TV GUIDE nets Elaine an admirer (Sam Lloyd), but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend (Kimberly Norris). (Repeat).
George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun (Molly Hagan). Doctor: Tom Verica. Sasha: Jana Marie Hupp. Priest: Kay E. Kuter. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).
Christy helps Marjorie prepare for her first date since her husband's passing. Also, Bonnie's friendship with Jill is put to the test when a past indiscretion resurfaces. (Repeat).
Bonnie helps Christy gain perspective as she considers a life-changing decision; and as Jill fears she's running out of time to have a baby, she consults a fertility doctor. (Repeat).
Bonnie suspects that Adam's sponsor has an ulterior motive. And Christy is caught in the middle when Tammy plays hard to get with Chef Rudy. (Repeat).
Christy, Bonnie and the ladies step in to help when Marjorie babysits her granddaughter for the first time. (Repeat).
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Aunt Bee wins a trip to Mexico and takes Clara and Myrtle with her, but the three have a falling-out during the vacation. Elmo: Vince Barnett. Shopkeeper: Jose Gonzales-Gonzales. Harvey: Anthony Jochim. Clara: Hope Summers. Myrtle: Ruth Thom. (Repeat).
Andy works poolside with an attractive lady lawyer (Whitney Blake) in Raleigh, and then he lies to Helen about it. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Emmett: Paul Hartman. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
After Opie befriends a rich kid at summer camp, Andy catches himself trying to impress the boy's family because of their wealth. Mrs. Hollander: Joyce Van Patten. Mr. Hollander: Sandy Kenyon. Billy: Don Wyndham. Breckenridge: Ivan Bonar. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Howard falls for Millie (Arlene Golonka), the new woman at the bakery, but her old boyfriend (Allan Melvin) threatens to beat him up. Harry: Wayne Heffley. Howard: Jack Dodson. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Hawkeye, Margaret and Klinger are sent to fill in for a deceased surgeon at a frontline aid station under heavy fire. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Klinger: Jamie Farr. (Repeat).
A Korean assistant (Soon-Taik Oh) needs to see his pregnant wife, and a GI (Dennis Dugan) wants to marry a girl from Rosie's bar. Sgt. Zale: Johnny Haymer. Dr. Pak: Jerry Fujikawa. Soong Hi: Pat Li. Mrs. Kwang: Jeanne Joe. Sergeant: Robert Gruber. Frank: Larry Linville. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. (Repeat).
Rumors of a visit from Gen. Douglas MacArthur turn the 4077th upside down, but not all personnel are overly excited. Col. Whiteman: Graham Jarvis. Capt. Spalding: Loudon Wainwright III. Klinger: Jamie Farr. Henry: McLean Stevenson. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Laurence Marks earned a nomination for a Writers Guild Award. (Repeat).
A bounty hunter goes after an outlaw who's holding Hoss prisoner. Charlie Sheppard: Robert Wilke. Waddell: Morgan Woodward. Ben: Lorne Greene. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Morgan Sheppard: Rick Lamson. Joe: Michael Landon. (Repeat).
A love story for Matt, a victim of amnesia. Matt: James Arness. Mike: Michael Learned. Les Dean: Victor French. Starcourt: Keith Andes. Monte: Jonathan Lippe. Cordelius: William Schallert. (Repeat).