2024-09-26
Part 1 of 2. A cattleman seeks revenge against the Indians he thinks murdered his wife. Cora: Donna Mills. Wolfe: Paul Stevens. Lavinia: Whitney Blake. (Repeat).
A murder trial concludes a drama about frontier justice. Bear: Morgan Woodward. Matt: James Arness. Cora: Donna Mills. Wolfe: Paul Stevens. May: Michael Learned. Dekker: Garry Walberg. (Repeat).
David Wayne as an alcoholic judge content to play puppet for the town boss. Rob: Mitch Vogel. Matt: James Arness. Sheriff: Warren Kemmerling. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee believes she has what it takes to land the lead role as Lady Mayberry in the town's centennial pageant, but her audition is less than stellar. John: Olan Soule. Clara: Hope Summers. Doris: Barbara Perry. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
The Darling clan descends on Mayberry to find a boy to betroth to Charlene's baby girl. Their choice: Opie. Briscoe: Denver Pyle. Charlene: Maggie Petersen. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).
Barney promises he'll take care of everything so Andy and Helen can spend a day together down by the lake, but he ruins their time alone by constantly interrupting them with trivial matters. Howard Morris (a.k.a. Ernest T. Bass) appears as a TV repairman. Morris also directed the episode. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Goober: George Lindsey. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).
In an episode considered by many to be the series' best, Barney thinks he's summoned the spirit of a 200-year-old count after he buys some fortunetelling cards and a magic lamp at an auction. Opie: Ronny Howard. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
After he slips in his jail cell, Otis is persuaded by a shady lawyer (Jay Novello) to sue the county for damages. Roberts: Bartlett Robinson. Otis: Hal Smith. Floyd: Howard McNear. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Barney moonlights as a real-estate salesman and persuades Andy to put his house on the market. Sims: Dabbs Greer. Howie: Dennis Rush. Lila: Amzie Strickland. Williams: Harlan Warde. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).
Robert becomes furious with Marie after she ruins his "lucky suit," which he was going to wear to an interview with the FBI. Agent Garfield: Sam Anderson. Secretary: Carole Gutierrez. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Ray and Debra impersonate Frank and Marie in a skit at a 45th wedding-anniversary party hosted by Marie. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Lee: Debra Mooney. Garvin: Len Lesser. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Debra wants to know why Ray has kept a tape from 1982 on which one of Ray's former girlfriends breaks up with him, but Ray won't tell her. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).
Ray tries to explain the birds and the bees to Ally, but she throws him for a loop when she instead asks about the meaning of life. Of course, Ray hasn't a clue and quickly runs for cover. To make matters worse, Frank, Marie and Robert come over and offer their ill-formed opinions. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Bernie: Tom McGowan. (Repeat).
Debra runs for president of the governing board at the twins' school, but Ray isn't so sure he wants her to win because it'll mean he will have to spend more time taking care of the boys at home while she attends meetings. Parker: David Hunt. Carrie: Elizabeth Herring. Principal: Kevin Brief. (Repeat).
Ray persuades Debra to call Marie "Mom," but when she does, Marie's reaction isn't at all what Debra expected. Lois: Katherine Helmond. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).
Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse. (Repeat).
Doug and Carrie play golf with Deacon and his new girlfriend (Angelle Brooks), who quickly tees off Carrie with her nonstop laughter at the guys' jokes and her perfect swing. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Tina: Zilah Mendoza. Kirby: Marshaun Daniel. Deacon: Victor Williams. (Repeat).
Doug's Uncle Stu (Gavin MacLeod) offers to bankroll his nephew's dream of opening a sandwich shop, but Carrie isn't convinced it's a good idea. Danny: Gary Valentine. Young Doug: Tyler Hendrickson. Raji: Ossie Mair. (Repeat).
Doug's parents (Jenny O'Hara, Dakin Matthews) visit while Carrie's on a business trip and they take over running the house, which makes Doug feel like a kid again. Also, Arthur tries to strike it rich by inventing a new type of screwdriver called the Arthur's head. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Owen: Bobby DiVito. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. Duke: Steve Tancora. Pete: David Applebaum. (Repeat).
Doug serves Carrie after-work cocktails to relax her so she will be less likely to complain when he strays from his diet, but neighbor Lou Ferrigno becomes concerned for her. Danny: Gary Valentine. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).
Doug tries to persuade Carrie to stop wearing her hair in a bun so she will look sexier at his upcoming high-school reunion, but she refuses. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Dave: Benjamin John Parrillo. Jimmy: Jon Curry. Miss Mancini: Lisa Long. Miss Berman: Angee Hughes. (Repeat).
George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).
Jerry's girlfriend (Courteney Cox) poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount. Scott LaRose. Marty: Joseph Ragno. Other Woman: Rebecca Glenn. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. (Repeat).
Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad (Barney Martin); George sells his dad's old "cruisewear." Part 1 of two. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Estelle: Estelle Harris. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Conclusion. The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes. Morty: Barney Martin. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Estelle: Estelle Harris. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).
Christine considers showing her so-called wild side so Barb will think she's cool. Tom: Dave Foley. (Repeat).
Christine forbids Matthew and Barb from seeing each other after she learns they slept together. But the pair, who are still trying to determine if they are indeed a couple, pretend to be inseparable to annoy Christine. (Repeat).
The third season concludes with Christine fearing she may be experiencing perimenopause after her gynecologist (Jason Alexander) suggests her flu-like symptoms may be a sign of it. The news makes Christine determined to take control of her hormones. (Repeat).
The fourth season begins with Christine proposing to Barb to keep her from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard considers asking new Christine to marry him. (Repeat).
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It's wash 'n' dry vs. law 'n' order when Andy opens a laundromat to earn extra money for Opie's college eduation, but finds the business monopolizing his time. Rogers: Ken Lynch. Miller: Roy Jenson. Mrs. Larch: Maudie Prickett. Mrs. LeGrande: Jesslyn Fax. Mr. Giddings: Richard Collier. Porter: Ceil Cabot. (Repeat).
Howard and Millie (Arlene Golonka) get engaged and travel to her West Virginia home town for the wedding, but they argue most of the way and have second thoughts about getting married. Mrs. Hutchins: Elizabeth Harrower. Mr. Hutchins: Steve Pendleton. Uncle Phil: Robert B. Williams. Aunt Hannah: Ida Mae McKenzie. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).
Aunt Bee's supposedly well-to-do cousin (Jack Albertson) arrives, but Andy learns that he's actually a hobo out to take Bee's money. Ella: Ann Morgan Guilbert. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Clara: Hope Summers. (Repeat).
Goober is made a deputy when Andy comes down with the flu and is bedridden for several days. But it's Mayberry that really suffers, because of Goober's ticket-happy ways. Elmo: Vince Barnett. Doc Roberts: Charles Thompson. Harvey: Anthony Jochim. Alvin: Hollis Morrison. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).
Hawkeye misses saying goodbye to Trapper, but meets his replacement, B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell), in Seoul. Part 1 of two. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Frank: Larry Linville. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Newcomer B.J. (Mike Farrell) is introduced to the realities of war on an eventful ride to the 4077th compound. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Radar: Gary Burghoff. MP Lieutenant: Tom Dever. (Repeat).
Potter (Harry Morgan) assumes command of the 4077th, and the Regular Army colonel learns that life at M*A*S*H is anything but regular. Able: Kellye Nakahara. Mess Sgt.: Jeff Maxwell. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Directed by Gene Reynolds. (Repeat).
Powerful silver barons scheme to hold Joe hostage in return for valuable timber. Lotta: Yvonne DeCarlo. Ben: Lorne Greene. Troy: George Macready. Hopper: Barry Kelley. Garvey: Willis Bouchey. Pool: Christopher Dark. (Repeat).
A noose awaits Newly in a backwoods community where he performed an unsuccessful emergency operation. Kermit: Billy Green Bush. Tim: Jimmy Van Patten. Grandma: Jessamine Milner. (Repeat).