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Doug helps a sportswriter (Ray Romano, as his "Everybody Loves Raymond" character) cheat on the driver's exam. Robert Barone: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. Carrie: Leah Remini. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Carrie, Doug and Arthur languish at a crowded market on the day before Thanksgiving, while Arthur shames Carrie into planning a huge feast. Helen: Christine Rose. Sample Lady: Patricia Place. (Repeat).

Elaine fails a drug test---twice---and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show." Jay Leno has a cameo. Leo: Len Lesser. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Morty: Barney Martin. Frank: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Susan's friend interferes with Jerry's planned jokes; Susan's doll reminds George of his mother; Frank Costanza builds a billiard room. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Maestro: Mark Metcalf. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper (in a cameo) sponsors him for membership. Bob: Rob Schneider. Hallie: Samantha Smith. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car. Craig: Harry Van Gorkum. Wig Master: Patrick Bristow. Parking Guy: Chaim Jeraffi. (Repeat).

It's Richard's 41st birthday and a fight breaks out between the Christines over the perfect gift that Christine suggested, but new Christine purchased without mentioning who thought of it. (Repeat).

Christine takes some sleeping pills that cause her to behave even more irrationally than usual and she ends up rekindling her romance with Burton (Matt Letscher), but finds he is only tolerable while she is on the medication. (Repeat).

Richard's popular brother, Joe (Charles Esten), visits with some surprising news: he is gay and wants to keep it quiet, but coming out to Christine wasn't the best choice for secrecy on the subject. (Repeat).

When Christine shows no interest in an election and Richard chastises her about the example that sets for Ritchie, she realizes that she needs to be more politically involved. Audrey: Sandra Bernhard. Edmund: Patrick Breen. Dot: Tara Karsian. (Repeat).

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After Opie befriends a rich kid at summer camp, Andy catches himself trying to impress the boy's family because of their wealth. Mrs. Hollander: Joyce Van Patten. Mr. Hollander: Sandy Kenyon. Billy: Don Wyndham. Breckenridge: Ivan Bonar. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

Howard falls for Millie (Arlene Golonka), the new woman at the bakery, but her old boyfriend (Allan Melvin) threatens to beat him up. Harry: Wayne Heffley. Howard: Jack Dodson. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).

Aunt Bee serves on a jury and is the only juror convinced that an accused burglar (Jack Nicholson) is innocent. This episode marked Nicholson's second guest appearance on the show that year. Two years later, the future Oscar winner starred in "Easy Rider." Keyes: Jim Begg. Judge Cranston: Rhys Williams. Gilbert: Henry Beckman. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

Opie and Arnold hide a tape recorder in one of the cells and tape a bank robber confiding in his lawyer about where he hid the money. But when the boys tell Andy, he refuses to listen because it's against the law. Eddie: Herbie Faye. Myles: Jerome Guardino. Arnold: Sheldon Collins. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).

Conclusion. A TV reporter elicits bitter and sweet memories from the staff (filmed in black and white). Henry: McLean Stevenson. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Frank: Larry Linville. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Potter: Harry Morgan. (Repeat).

An ill wind out of Manchuria threatens to ground Charles' chopper ride to Seoul for some R & R, so he enlists Klinger to drive him there. Sgt. Cutrifiotis: Paul Cavonis. Greek Soldier: Randy Stumpf. Bigelow: Enid Kent. MP: Tom Dever. Charles: David Ogden Stiers. Klinger: Jamie Farr. Margaret: Loretta Swit. (Repeat).

After a heroic feat in the OR, Charles' head gets even bigger when a reporter (Greg Mullavey) arrives to write a story about him. Sutton: David Dean. Nurse: Phyllis Katz. Charles: David Ogden Stiers. Margaret: Loretta Swit. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. (Repeat).

Charles' new houseboy (Sab Shimono) is an enemy spy sent to discover the secret of the 4077th's success in medicine. Cimoli: Larry Block. Welch: Robert Clotworthy. Latimer: Todd Davis. Groves: David Dozer. Corpsman: Dennis Troy. Korean Soldier: James Saito. Charles: David Ogden Stiers. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. B.J.: Mike Farrell. (Repeat).

Greedy sheepherder Jeb Drummond will stop at nothing to fatten his animals on the Ponderosa grasslands. Jeb: Everett Sloane. Ben: Lorne Greene. Adam: Pernell Roberts. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Joe: Michael Landon. Billy: Ray Daley. Burton: Tom Reese. Collier: Ken Lynch. (Repeat).

An old man faces three killers bent on settling a score with his disabled gunfighter son. Matt: James Arness. Doc: Milburn Stone. Nick: Anthony Zerbe. Festus: Ken Curtis. (Repeat).

While Festus searches for Matt, a vigilante group plunges Dodge City into a nightmare. Wall: John Dehner. Matt: James Arness. Festus: Ken Curtis. Eriksson: Gunnar Hellstrom. Doc: Milburn Stone. Newly: Buck Taylor. Kitty: Amanda Blake. (Repeat).

Newly clashes with the brutish half brothers of a country girl. Merry: Lane Bradbury. Roland: Victor French. Elbert: Anthony James. Festus: Ken Curtis. Doc: Milburn Stone. Kitty: Amanda Blake. (Repeat).

A buffalo hunter tracks the five men responsible for injuring his Indian son. (Repeat).

Barney is booted out of Mrs. Mendlebright's boarding house for violating her rules against cooking and using high-wattage bulbs, so he moves into the courthouse. This episode contains the hilarious scene in which Andy finds Barney covered with lipstick kisses. Mrs. Mendlebright: Enid Markey. Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Opie: Ronny Howard. Fields: J. Pat O'Malley. (Repeat).

Barney and Andy nudge Gomer into a blind date with Thelma Lou's homely cousin (Mary Grace Canfield) by telling him "she's nice, real nice." Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Barney: Don Knotts. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).

Gomer makes a citizen's arrest on Barney when the deputy makes an illegal U-turn. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Barney: Don Knotts. Otis: Hal Smith. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).

Opie and his pals play Robin Hood and steal from so-called rich Mayberry folks so they can feed a hobo (Douglas Fowley) who tells them that lawmen can't be trusted. Johnny: Richard Keith. Howie: Dennis Rush. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

It's Barney to the rescue after a landslide traps Andy and Helen in a cave. What he doesn't know, however, is that the two have already escaped. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Gomer: Jim Nabors. (Repeat).

Opie's new best friend (David A. Bailey) becomes his foe when Andy starts giving the boy some attention, which leads Andy to teach his son a lesson in sharing. Barney: Don Knotts. Johnny: Richard Keith. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

Ray worries he's coming down with some horrible sickness after a man sneezes on him at an airport. Andy: Andy Kindler. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Guy: Bob Joles. Marie: Doris Roberts. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Ray gives Debra cookware for Christmas with an ulterior motive in mind. But when she gives him an expensive gift, he suspects she's up to something. Andy: Andy Kindler. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).

Debra complains that Ray is useless in an emergency after she chokes and Ray does nothing to help her, which then prompts Ray to prove his manhood. Andy: Andy Kindler. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Nemo: Robert Ruth. Suzy: Susan Varon. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).

Everyone's mad at Ray when he gets two tickets for the Super Bowl and invites Gianni (Jon Manfrellotti) rather than a family member. Especially miffed is Debra, who thinks the game would be a great way to get away together. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).

Ray is horrified when he learns that Marie read his personal journal that he kept when he was a kid. But Marie is even more upset---over one of Ray's journal entries about her. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).

Ray and Debra go out to dinner on Valentine's Day, only to discover that they don't have anything to say to each other. Of course, their lack of conversation later sparks a lot of discussion from Debra. Waiter: Eric Ramirez. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Ray becomes obsessed with getting the twins more masculine roles in a school play when he learns they are playing fairies. Sarah: Diana-Maria Riva. Father: Michael Duddie. Josh: Isaiah Griffin. Michael: Sullivan Sweeten. Geoffrey: Sawyer Sweeten. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

For Christmas, Arthur surprises Doug and Carrie with a new car---an appalling compact made in Luxembourg. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Doug: Kevin James. Carrie: Leah Remini. (Repeat).

Carrie fixes up Spence with a coworker (Constance Zimmer), and everything is going fine until Doug offers Spence some advice on the relationship. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).

Doug fumes when he learns, before attending the wedding of a guy Carrie grew up with, that Carrie and the groom had sex once. Kelly: Merrin Dungey. Harold: Anthony Powers. Todd: James Castle Stevens. (Repeat).

Doug can't seem to confront his new neighbors (Bryan Cranston, Dee Dee Rescher) when their dog keeps Doug and Carrie awake all night. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).

Carrie is upset about getting older when her 30th birthday rolls around. (Repeat).

Arthur (Jerry Stiller) hits it off with a woman (Anne Meara) at a Valentine's Day dance for seniors. Allison: Amy Stiller. Veronica: Grace Zabriskie. Albert: Shaun Weiss. Deacon: Victor Williams. (Repeat).

George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer. Nicki: Danette Tays. Todd: John D'Aquino. Counter Guy: Peter Allas. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Jerry has a beef with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss (John O'Hurley). Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Conclusion. While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs. Mechanic: Brad Garrett. Farmer: Rance Howard. Sue Ellen: Brenda Strong. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans. David: Cary Elwes. Beth: Debra Messing. Mickey: Danny Woodburn. Cop: Allan Havey. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. (Repeat).

Christine accidentally sends an embarrassing e-mail about Mr. Harris---which was supposed to go only to Barb---to all of the parents at Ritchie's school. Christine also learns that Richard's friend Tom (Dave Foley) has a crush on her. (Repeat).

Christine fears Richard will mess up a remodeling job at Lindsay's house, thus ruining their reputation at Ritchie's school, so she stops by to check up on him. Of course, she makes things worse. Also, Christine and Richard disagree over which one should talk to Ritchie about sex. (Repeat).

Christine goes to a college buddy's wedding with Richard and Barb. Unfortunately, the bride is jealous of Christine because the groom won't stop talking about her. Making things worse for Christine is the fact that she agreed to be the designated driver and can't drink. (Repeat).

Dan builds a boat for a future adventure, while David plans a trip to Europe. Dan/Skipper: John Goodman. Leon/Mr. Howell: Martin Mull. Bev/Mrs. Howell: Estelle Parsons. Jackie/Gilligan: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene/Maryanne: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne/Ginger: Roseanne. (Repeat).

A boisterous baby shower and the return of Lecy Goranson as Becky cap an episode in which the Conners ready for another child. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. (Repeat).

Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new eatery---with a drive-through window---opens up across from the Lunch Box. Comedian Pat Harrington has a cameo; the dance troupe Stomp performs. Leon: Martin Mull. (Repeat).

The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born. Sol: Shecky Greene. Rabbi: Bob Nickman. Cathy: Cathy Ladman. Carrie: Carrie Snow. Josh: Matthew David Ness. (Repeat).

When Roseanne consults a Ouija board on Halloween, a message from "the Dead" portends an unexpected event. Sarah Chalke and Ed McMahon have cameos. Jerry Garcia: Fred Asparagus. Bev: Estelle Parsons. David: Johnny Galecki. (Repeat).

On Halloween, the Conners all dress up in costumes and welcome guests into their "Castle of Terror." Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).

Disguised as a lumberjack for Halloween, Roseanne learns about machismo while befriending some braggarts. Pat: Guy Boyd. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Davey: James Pickens Jr. Andy: Robert Miranda. Crystal: Natalie West. (Repeat).

Roseanne and Dan's Halloween scare for neighbor Kathy (Meagen Fay) could backfire into a night of terror for the Conners. Booker: George Clooney. Jerry: Danton Stone. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Crystal: Natalie West. (Repeat).

Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home with the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future (Lee Arenberg, Mario Roccuzzo, Gary Bullock). Teenage Roseanne: Sara Rue. Teenage Dan: Abraham Benrubi. (Repeat).

Roseanne's Halloween pranks pale by comparison to what's in store for David, who dated another behind Darlene's back. David: Johnny Galecki. Sally: Miriam Parrish. Joel: Rob Elk. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).

Leon hosts a Halloween soiree with a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Fred: Michael O'Keefe. Diana Ross: Jazzmun. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Kyle: Alec Mapa. Antonio: Bob Nickman. (Repeat).

Late one night, Molly sees Carl sneaking out of Victoria's room, and must decide whether or not to tell Mike. (Repeat).

After Peggy's bathtub crashes through the ceiling, Mike showers her with requests to go see a doctor. (Repeat).

In the Season 4 finale, Molly is ecstatic to be accepted into a prestigious eight-week writer's workshop, but Mike isn't thrilled about having his wife gone for the entire summer. (Repeat).

In the Season 5 premiere, Molly completes her eight-week writers' workshop and returns to Chicago with big news. (Repeat).

Molly comes down with a case of writer's block, and if she doesn't shake it fast, she'll be in danger of losing her big advance. (Repeat).

Mike's promise to be home in time for Christmas Eve dinner hits a bump in the road when he and Carl wind up going for a joyride in the back of a stolen truck. Meanwhile, Molly gets peeved at Vince when he messes with the family's holiday traditions. (Repeat).

Mike thinks Carl is out of line when he invites Victoria to go on what is supposed to be a men-only fishing trip. (Repeat).

Molly's constant rewrites on her book begin to irritate Mike and the family and leave them wondering if the end is anywhere in sight. (Repeat).

Mike engages in a little innocent flirting with a rookie policewoman and then begins to feel guilty when she reciprocates. (Repeat).

A letter from his financially strapped parents in Africa leaves Samuel contemplating a return to his homeland. (Repeat).

When Molly learns it's been more than 10 years since her husband's seen a doctor, she badgers a reluctant Mike to get checked out. (Repeat).

Molly runs into a roadblock in the form of her publisher, who wants her to make a provocative rewrite in a section of her book. (Repeat).

Mike reluctantly attends a Halloween party hosted by Molly's boss. (Repeat).

Marie arranges for Robert's Italian girlfriend, Stefania (Alex Meneses), to visit him in hopes that the two of them will get married. Marco: David Proval. Nemo: Robert Ruth. Suzy: Susan Varon. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).

Ray buys a vacuum cleaner from a sexy sales girl (Tricia O'Kelley) and then must convince Debra that he cleaned up on the deal. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).

Tension rises when Marie asks Debra to return a borrowed canister that Debra claims she returned, but Marie doesn't believe her. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).

Ray tries to persuade Debra to let him invest some of their savings in a new go-cart track that two of his friends are planning. Scott: Bob Odenkirk. Walter: Brian Posehn. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Marie invites Robert's two ex-girlfriends, Amy (Monica Horan) and Stefania (Alex Meneses), over to offer Robert advice on relationships. Judy: Sherri Shepherd. Marco: David Proval. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).

Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party. Jeannie: Janeane Garofalo. Teller: John Riggi. Bank Manager: Stephen Root. Clerk: Sue Goodman. Susan: Heidi Swedberg. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Dolores: Susan Walters. Peterman: John O'Hurley. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play. Pam: Kim Myers. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Wyck: Bruce Davison. Newman: Wayne Knight. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend. Gillian: Kristin Bauer. Kevin: Tim DeKay. Feldman: Pat Kilbane. Gene: Kyle T. Heffner. (Repeat).

Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime. Brody: Neil Giuntoli. Anna: Rebecca McFarland. Dugan: Joe Urla. Frank: Jerry Stiller. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo. Uncle Leo: Len Lesser. Sheila: Heather Campbell. Dr. Berg: Richard Roat. Mailman: Ramon Franco. (Repeat).

An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor. Eddie: Ned Bellamy. Abby: A.J. Langer. Bania: Stephen Hytner. Cynthia: Katie Layman. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her. Brett: James Patrick Stuart. Clicky: Tony V. Teddy: John Bowman. Oh: Gedde Watanabe. (Repeat).

George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments. Heather: Catherine Lloyd Burns. Seth: Mark Roberts. Ipswich: Michael D. Roberts. (Repeat).

George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor---stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day. Ben: Bob Odenkirk. Louise: Tamara Bick. (Repeat).

Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine. Eldridge: Ray Stricklyn. Newman: Wayne Knight. (Repeat).

George finds a new romance---in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair. Celia: Andrea Bendewald. Kurt: John Michael Higgins. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Christine, Richard, Matthew and Barb end up in a seedy desert hotel when they follow Ritchie on a school camping trip. (Repeat).

Christine worries she's pregnant after sleeping with Richard on a trip and that it will jeopardize her chances of dating Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood). (Repeat).

As the third season begins, Christine gets overly nervous about sleeping with Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood) for the first time and Matthew announces he is quitting medical school after he is assigned a cadaver and it turns out to be a neighbor. (Repeat).

Christine worries that Mr. Harris might dump her for a younger woman after a pretty waitress flirts with him, so she visits a plastic surgeon. Stan: Andy Richter. (Repeat).

Christine is accused of being a "meanie mom" by a new dad at Ritchie's school. (Repeat).

Christine promises to attend an important function with Mr. Harris (Blair Underwood), but she leaves him stranded when Ritchie's soccer game runs longer than she expected. (Repeat).

Sophia gets a lift from a job at a retirement home---and a letdown after discovering it's a put-up job by Dorothy. Mr. Porter: Don Lake. Mr. Lewis: Julius Harris. Lucille: Carol Bruce. Sarah: Ellen Albertini Dow. (Repeat).

Blanche's ever-available beau (Alan King) is suddenly unavailable; Rose, trying out as a TV reporter, goes for a scoop on a dog show. Andy: Tommy Hinkley. Robber: Jonathan Schmock. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).

Blanche (Rue McClanahan) puts on a great act putting on an actor (Alan Rachins) who thinks her baby granddaughter is her own. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Rebecca: Debra Engel. Rose: Betty White. Actress: Allison Robinson. (Repeat).

Protected witness Miles (Harold Gould) returns to see Rose; Blanche learns of a burl on her Confederate family tree. Karl: Barney Martin. Louise: Beth Grant. Mrs. Ward: Gloria Dorson. Barbara: Kristy McNichol. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).

Dorothy can't wait to get back at the guy who stood her up for the senior prom---or so she's thought for all these years. John: Hal Linden. Don: Sid Melton. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).

Stan won't take "no" for an answer from Dorothy---even if he must buy a date with her at a charity auction. Stan: Herb Edelman. Angelo: Bill Dana. First Bidder: Lou Felder. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).

Sophia's implication in the torching of Shady Pines rest home cooks up memories, seen in clips from past episodes. Part 1 of two. Herb: Stanley Kamel. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Locked in her room by Dorothy, Sophia attempts to recall the events leading up to the fire at Shady Pines. Herb: Stanley Kamel. Sophia: Estelle Getty. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).

Only a cluck like Rose would play the title role in a "Henny Penny" play---then squawk about the fairy tale's ending. Frank: George Hearn. Rose: Betty White. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).

Rose discovers a photograph showing her husband in bed with Blanche. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Sophia: Estelle Getty. (Repeat).

Mike reluctantly attends a Halloween party hosted by Molly's boss. (Repeat).

When Joyce refuses to take a Breathalyzer test at a DUI checkpoint, Mike is forced to arrest her. (Repeat).

The prospect of an empty house for the weekend has Mike and Molly in a state of excitement. (Repeat).

The not-so-retiring Peggy suddenly announces she's leaving her job and Molly scrambles to throw her a retirement party, but wonders just why Peggy is calling it quits. (Repeat).

It's an exciting new chapter in Molly's life as the newly minted author's book comes out, but she becomes obsessively worried that no one will purchase it and begins to haunt the website, constantly refreshing it to see how many copies are being sold. (Repeat).

Peggy's juicy past proves to be fertile ground for Molly's second book, but the author discovers it's quite a chore to get her mother-in-law to fess up. (Repeat).

As a reward for reaching his weight-loss goal, Mike makes what may prove to be a bad decision. (Repeat).

Mike's a bit put out when Molly doesn't allow him to attend a party thrown by her publisher. (Repeat).

To research her latest book, Molly takes Mike's mother on a road trip to the latter's small hometown in rural Missouri, where Peggy has an encounter with her estranged sister. Back at home, Mike and Vince bond while fixing a water heater. (Repeat).

Kramer's girlfriend disrupts his sleep; Jerry's parents think he needs financial aid; George ponders an inheritance. (Repeat).

Kramer arranges to die with dignity; Jerry learns his tennis consultant is a lousy player; George becomes obsessed with responding to an insult long after the fact; Elaine offends her video advisor. Milos: Mark Harelik. Shellbach: Ben Stein. (Repeat).

Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer's life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine. Ellen: Christine Taylor. (Repeat).

Kramer becomes the spokesman for a woman George wants to avoid; Jerry's bookie welches; a co-worker mistakes Elaine for someone else, who's reported as a problem worker. Mike: Lee Arenberg. Peggy: Megan Cole. (Repeat).

Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway. Jenna: Kristin Davis. Woman: Seriah Carol. (Repeat).

Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida. Izzy: Lloyd Bridges. Danielle: Chelsea Noble. Blaine: Todd Jeffries. Morty: Barney Martin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

George crafts a place to nap at work; a new beau gives Elaine a mattress, which Kramer promptly soils; Jerry's kitchen is redesigned against his will. Hal: Vince Grant. Conrad: Stephen Lee. Wilhelm: Richard Herd. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose. Beth: Debra Messing. Tim: Bryan Cranston. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial. Valerie: Lauren Graham. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair. Mary Anne: Rena Sofer. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker. Lanette: Amanda Peet. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer uses butter for shaving---and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania (Stephen Hytner); Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex. Darin: Jarrad Paul. Claire: Sara Rose Peterson. Dean Jones: Ella Joyce. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith. Patty: Lori Loughlin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum (Lloyd Bridges). Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man (Toby Huss), whose past comes back to haunt her. Frankie: Dana Gould. Rhisa: Laurie Taylor-Williams. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend (Julia Pennington) won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine. (Repeat).

George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor. Sara: Marcia Cross. Kruger: Daniel Von Bargen. Photo Man: Larry B. Scott. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish. Nina: Justine Miceli. Sue Ellen: Brenda Strong. FDR: Michael McShane. (Repeat).

Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a beef with a new AA member. Jason: James Spader. Melissa: Kathleen McClellan. Sponsor: Jack Hallett. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity. Gwen: Karen Fineman. Different Gwen: Suzanne Krull. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a spat between Elaine and Puddy (Patrick Warburton). Rick: Daniel Hagen. Don: Joel McCrary. Willie: Michael Kagan. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted. Silvio: Jon Polito. Joe Mayo: Pat Finn. Keri: Jennette Robbins. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Janet: Tracy Nelson. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Paid Programming. (Repeat).

Opie joins a local rock band as a guitarist, but before long his grades are suffering. Clara: Hope Summers. Clifford: Jim Kidwell. Arnold: Sheldon Collins. Wilson: Joe Leitch. Jesse: Gary Chase. Phoebe: Kay Ann Kemper. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).

A visiting lecturer (Edward Andrews) becomes smitten with Aunt Bee and asks her to marry him. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. Clara: Hope Summers. (Repeat).

It's wash 'n' dry vs. law 'n' order when Andy opens a laundromat to earn extra money for Opie's college eduation, but finds the business monopolizing his time. Rogers: Ken Lynch. Miller: Roy Jenson. Mrs. Larch: Maudie Prickett. Mrs. LeGrande: Jesslyn Fax. Mr. Giddings: Richard Collier. Porter: Ceil Cabot. (Repeat).

Howard and Millie (Arlene Golonka) get engaged and travel to her West Virginia home town for the wedding, but they argue most of the way and have second thoughts about getting married. Mrs. Hutchins: Elizabeth Harrower. Mr. Hutchins: Steve Pendleton. Uncle Phil: Robert B. Williams. Aunt Hannah: Ida Mae McKenzie. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).

Mulcahy volunteers to deal with black marketeers when the camp runs short on sodium pentothol. Harkness: Justin Lord. Myung: Byron Chung. Zale: Johnny Haymer. Mulcahy: William Christopher. Charles: David Ogden Stiers. Potter: Harry Morgan. (Repeat).

Mulcahy is upset about being passed over for a promotion; Hawkeye and B.J. escalate the war of practical jokes with Margaret and Charles. Capt. Hill: Peter Palmer. Patient: Russell Takaki. Mulcahy: William Christopher. Margaret: Loretta Swit. B.J.: Mike Farrell. (Repeat).

Absentee father and husband B.J. cares for a destitute Korean family; a general (Dick O'Neill) is not amused by Hawkeye's bedside humor. Kim Sing: Mariel Aragon. Zale: Johnny Haymer. Korean Father: Chao-Li Chi. Korean Mother: Shizuko Hoshi. General's Aide: Stephen Keep. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. (Repeat).

Hawkeye and Charles are put in their places by a Swedish surgeon (Mariette Hartley), but they swallow their pride as they vie for her affection. Nurse: Phyllis Katz. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Charles: David Ogden Stiers. Written and directed by Alda, whose teleplay won an Emmy. (Repeat).

The Cartwrights step in when ranch hand Billy Walker is arrested by an enraged Marshal Dowd for killing the lawman's wife. Walker: Wesley Lau. Adam: Pernell Roberts. Ben: Lorne Greene. Hoss: Dan Blocker. Joe: Michael Landon. Andrea: Fintan Meyler. Hurd: Ron Hayes. (Repeat).

Matt rides into Mexico after the man who engineered the murder of an old friend. Deevers: Paul Richards. Bates: Ward Wood. Emilio: Felice Orlandi. Santillo: Tige Andrews. Handlin: Joe De Santis. (Repeat).

A politically ambitious Indian agent charges Matt with complicity in a murder committed on the reservation. Matt: James Arness. Evans: Gene Evans. Prange: Jack Elam. Mako: James Almanzar. John Eagle Wing: Todd Armstrong. Doc: Milburn Stone. (Repeat).

Ed Begley stars as a rainmaker who stirs up hope in drought-stricken Dodge. Akins: Larry Pennell. Matt: James Arness. Festus: Ken Curtis. Doc: Milburn Stone. (Repeat).

Matt is forced into an alliance with a shifty ex-outlaw as he searches for two condemned killers who broke jail. Matt: James Arness. Price: Shug Fisher. Walden: Sheldon Allman. Festus: Ken Curtis. Boylan: Robert Donner. Doc: Milburn Stone. (Repeat).

Aunt Bee and her friends stir up support for a small farmer (Charles Lane) who is being forced to sell his land to make way for a new road. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronnie Howard. Otis: Hal Smith. (Repeat).

Barney buys a World War I motorcycle with a sidecar for patrol work---and proceeds to put everyone at risk with his dangerous new toy. The episode contains one of the show's funniest moments: Barney speeding off, leaving Andy in the unattached sidecar. Mrs. Beggs: Virginia Sale. Carl: Rodney Bell. Jase: Joe Hamilton. Driver: Ray Kellogg. Brock: Hal Landon. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. (

Ernest T. Bass (Howard Morris) returns to Mayberry seeking a sweetheart, and Andy tries to turn him into a gentleman. The big test: a social being attended by a bevy of single women. Of course, things don't go quite as planned. Mrs. Wiley: Doris Packer. Ramona: Jackie Joseph. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

Andy and Barney are attracted to a seductive female prisoner (Susan Oliver) who tries to use her charm to help her escape. Otis: Hal Smith. Police Sergeant: James Seay. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

Andy and Barney are staggered by the news that town drunk Otis has bought a car. Now they have to figure out how to make him sell it before he hurts someone. Otis: Hal Smith. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

Barney gets bent when the choral director gives Gomer the solo instead of him for an upcoming concert. Gomer: Jim Nabors. Eleanora: Reta Shaw. John: Olan Soule. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

Ray must confront the fact that he's not the greatest father after he accuses Robert of spending too much time with Ally and the twins. Lisa: Michelle Beauchamp. Colleen: Renee Faia. Robert: Brad Garrett. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Debra is shocked to learn that her parents (Katherine Helmond, Robert Culp) are separating, and she's equally upset with Ray, who can't keep from laughing when he hears the news. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).