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Matt's prisoner faces a lynch mob. McCabe: Dan Kemp. Dobie: Mitch Vogel. Matt: James Arness. Sheriff Shackwood: Jim Davis. Clay White: David Brian. Judge Clairborne: Jon Lormer. J.W. Hicks: Robert Sorrells. Amy: Tani Phelps. (Repeat).

Forrest Tucker as Sgt. Holly, out to get who stole an Army payroll and framed him for the heist. Willis Jeeter: Albert Salmi. Luke Pinero: Victor Eberg. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Festus: Ken Curtis. Sam: Glenn Strange. Matt: James Arness. (Repeat).

After losing his money gambling, bank robber Zel Mayers looks to recoup his losses. Jenny: Ruta Lee. Mayers: Ron Hayes. Matt: James Arness. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Flack: John Duke. Pheeters: James Nusser. Doc: Milburn Stone. Quint: Burt Reynolds. (Repeat).

Richard Basehart plays a retired whaler who drops anchor in Kansas and begins a courtship with a widow. Josephine Burney: Salome Jens. Watney: Royal Dano. Matt: James Arness. Tim Burney: Bobby Eilbacher. Leonard: Stacy Harris. Anne Burney: Geri Reischl. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Festus: Ken Curtis. Tanner: Boyd Red Morgan. (Repeat).

After Opie is named his club's "Keeper of the Flame," he winds up accused of burning down the barn where the secret society meets. Foster: Everett Sloane. Tom: Flip Mark. Ralph: Mark Rodney. Opie: Ronny Cox. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

A rich spoiled teen (Bill Bixby) arrested for causing a car accident threatens to get his influential father to have Andy fired. Dilbeck: Jon Lormer. Harrington: John Graham. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. Otis: Hal Smith. (Repeat).

Barbershop business is booming---and Mayberry's women are getting jealous---when a pretty manicurist (Barbara Eden) sets up shop at Floyd's. Floyd: Howard McNear. Sam: Sherwood Keith. Barney: Don Knotts. Mayor Pike: Dick Elliott. Emma: Cheerio Meredith. (Repeat).

Andy tries to convince the townsfolk that Henry Bennett (John Qualen) isn't a jinx, even though the hapless man's mere presence always coincides with disaster. Sam: Sherwood Keith. Art: Frank Warren. Leon: Clint Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).

Andy and Barney, who are under criticism from the state police, try to recapture a convict Barney allowed to escape from the Mayberry jail. Doc: Allan Melvin. Horton: Ken Lynch. Goss: Fred Sherman. Art: Frank Warren. Barney: Don Knotts. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).

While prepping for a friend's wedding, Ray flashes back to the day of his unique proposal to Debra. Part 1 of two. Lois: Katherine Helmond. Warren: Robert Culp. Andy: Andy Kindler. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).

A two-parter concludes with Ray flashing back to his wedding, where he thinks Debra's more interested in the wedding than in him. Father Hubley: Charles Durning. Lois: Katherine Helmond. Warren: Robert Culp. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

When Ray and Debra's house has to be treated for termites, they move in with his parents, and devious Debra (Patricia Heaton) hatches a plan to bug her pestering in-laws. Exterminator: Matthew Kimbrough. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).

Ray and Debra (Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton) become concerned about Frank's "hostile" driving. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. Robert: Brad Garrett. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. (Repeat).

Debra hires a baby-sitter (Senta Moses) who proves to be a godsend---until Marie finds out about her. Parker: David Hunt. Carrie: Elizabeth Herring. Sally: Tess Oakland. (Repeat).

As a fund-raiser auctioneer, Ray (Ray Romano) gets big laughs at Debra's expense, then worries when she threatens to get even with him. Golfer John Daly has a cameo. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).

Debra looks forward to a visit from her mother (Katherine Helmond), but discovers she wishes her mom were more like Marie (Doris Roberts). Ray: Ray Romano. Frank: Peter Boyle. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).

Doug takes an obscene picture of himself at a wedding reception, and he's horrified when the photo is passed around the next day at a brunch for the bride and groom. Janet: Jenny O'Hara. Father McAndrew: Joe Flaherty. Jake: David Eigenberg. Samantha: Jennifer Aspen. Flora: Pamela Kosh. Frank: Alan Charof. Gino: Mike Burton. Danny: Gary Valentine. (Repeat).

Carrie wins four tickets to several Knicks games, but she and Doug disagree over which couple to take along with them. Also, Arthur boasts that he can get parking tickets fixed by a friend in the police department, but he soon learns that his old acquaintance no longer works there. But Arthur is too proud to fess up to his buddies, and they keep bringing him tickets. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Elly: Jen

Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist (Dave Foley). Also: Arthur believes he's addicted to nasal spray and fights to stay off of it. Duke: Steve Tancora. Clerk: Hope Shapiro. Boy: Christopher Riccio. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Carrie accuses Doug of not thinking about her enough during the day, so Doug goes out of his way to prove her wrong. Also, Doug tries to recruit guys at work to attend his Super Bowl party when it appears that everyone is intent on going to an elaborate bash thrown by another co-worker instead. Himself: Lou Ferrigno. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. Duke: Steve Tancora. Amy: Christine Gonzales. Crotty: Dan G

Doug and Carrie pick up another couple's photos by mistake and feel their lives aren't as exciting as the mystery pair, so they try to copy what they see in the pictures. Also: Arthur gets a cell phone and is disappointed when no one calls him. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. Carrie: Leah Remini. Doug: Kevin James. (Repeat).

At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a spat between Elaine and Puddy (Patrick Warburton). Rick: Daniel Hagen. Don: Joel McCrary. Willie: Michael Kagan. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted. Silvio: Jon Polito. Joe Mayo: Pat Finn. Keri: Jennette Robbins. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker. Sally: Kathy Griffin. Janet: Tracy Nelson. (Repeat).

George's girlfriend refuses to break up; Elaine suspects her new beau is married; Kramer hides a key at Jerry's. Maura: Alex Kapp. Glenn: Nicholas Paul Walker. Loretta: Illeana Douglas. Phil: Louis Mustillo. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Divorced mom Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) decides to move on after discovering her ex, Richard, has met someone new: another woman also named Christine. But first she concentrates on settling her son into an exclusive private school, where she runs into a couple of snooty mothers on the first day. (Repeat).

Christine looks to "get one under her belt" after she finds out Richard has been with other women since the divorce. She meets a man (Andy Richter) at the grocery store, but regrets the encounter when he turns out to be the parent at Ritchie's school everyone calls "Sad Dad." (Repeat).

Christine allows a friend (Wanda Sykes) to set her up on a blind date, but she finds another man at the restaurant more interesting. Elsewhere, Matt takes Ritchie to a swimming class, but he first needs to learn how to swim himself. (Repeat).

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Aunt Bee invests in a Chinese restaurant in Mayberry and goes to work, but complications develop. Keye Luke, who five years later starred on "Kung Fu" as Master Po, guest stars. Jack: Lloyd Kino. Ella: Ruth Thom. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).

Howard buys the building that houses Floyd's barbershop and then raises the rent, which prompts a furious Floyd to move out. Harry: Dave Ketchum. Cyrus: George Cisar. Coefield: James O'Rear. Floyd: Howard McNear. Howard: Jack Dodson. (Repeat).

The Andy Griffith Show is an American sitcom first televised on CBS between October 3, 1960 and April 1, 1968. Andy Griffith portrays the widowed sheriff of the fictional small community of Mayberry, North Carolina. His life is complicated by an inept, but well-meaning deputy, Barney Fife, a spinster aunt and housekeeper, Aunt Bee, and a precocious young son, Opie. Local ne'er-do-wells, bumbling p

Andy's jealous when Helen sells a children's book to a publisher, then has to work closely with a handsome editor (Keith Andes). Mavis: Elaine Joyce. Flask: Laurie Main. Mosby: Tom Palmer. Helen: Aneta Corsaut. (Repeat).

Hawkeye decides insanity is the best policy for a little R & R, but at first all it gets him is an examination from a shrink (Stuart Margolin). Cutler: Marcia Strassman. Ginger: Odessa Cleveland. Frank: Larry Linville. Hot Lips: Loretta Swit. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. (Repeat).

A series of "accidents," including an exploding latrine and a runaway jeep, makes it clear that someone's gunning for Henry. Cowboy: Billy Green Bush. Lindstrom: Rick Moses. Goldstein: Joe Corey. Ugly John: John Orchard. Henry: McLean Stevenson. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. (Repeat).

The camp's high efficiency rating gets Henry transferred, but Frank's stint as CO is worse than anything the North Koreans can dish out. Spearchucker: Timothy Brown. Ho-Jon: Patrick Adiarte. Leslie: Linda Meiklejohn. Ginger: Odessa Cleveland. Gen. Hammond: G. Wood. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Henry: McLean Stevenson. (Repeat).

Dolly Kincaid welcomes the chance to leave town with a handsome stranger---unaware that he's a bank robber. Dagen: John Ericson. (Repeat).

Festus comes back from a shootout and can't tell the story well. (Repeat).

Festus comes into money and falls prey to a husband-hunter. Titus: Shug Fisher. Ma Fowler: Nora Marlowe. Dora Lou: Gwynne Gilford. Moody Fowler: John Beck. Amos Fowler: James Minotto. Matt: James Arness. Doc: Milburn Stone. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Clarence Carver: Herman Poppe. (Repeat).

Eric Braeden plays a pardoned convict who returns to claim the woman he killed for. Beth Wilson: Julie Gregg. Penny Wilson: Mia Bendixsen. Matt: James Arness. Kitty: Amanda Blake. Festus: Ken Curtis. Doc: Milburn Stone. Norman Wilson: John Crawford. Dirks: Victor Tayback. (Repeat).

Jack Elam plays an aging lawman out to get the Carver gang---unaware that his son rides with them. Carver: Jim Davis. Matt: James Arness. Townsend: Anthony Caruso. Burke: Ted Jordan. Scott Murdoch: Bob Random. Festus: Ken Curtis. Newly: Buck Taylor. (Repeat).

Barney becomes Opie's track coach, after Opie sets his sights on winning a medal in a 50-yard-dash competition at the Sheriff's Boys' Day race. Joe: Bob McQuain. Fred: Pat Coghlan. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

Members of the town choir want to give their newest singer---sour-sounding Barney---the hook, but no one has the heart to do it. John: Olan Soule. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).

The out-of-towner (Jay Novello) chosen as the Founder's Day guest of honor turns out to be an expert pickpocket who now literally has the keys to the city. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Floyd: Howard McNear. (Repeat).

Andy irritates department-store owner Ben Weaver when he helps a struggling door-to-door salesman (Sterling Holloway) open a local shop that cuts into Weaver's business. Ben: Will Wright. Mrs. Farmer: Sara Seeger. Mrs. Mason: Mary Lansing. Joe: Bob McQuain. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

The jail cells are full with moonshiners, so inebriate Otis must serve out his regular sentence at the Taylor house, where "warden" Aunt Bee puts him to work. Billy: Orville Sherman. Ike: Bob McQuain. Junior: Paul Bakanas. Otis: Hal Smith. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

The county nurse (Julie Adams) enlists Andy's help to persuade farmer Rafe Hollister to get a tetanus shot. Rafe: Jack Prince. Barney: Don Knotts. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).

When Debra pressures Ray into getting a vasectomy, the sportswriter thinks of an alternative method of birth control. Andy: Andy Kindler. Ray: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).

Robert (Brad Garrett), with a nudge from Ray, decides to move out of his parents' house. Amy: Monica Horan. Rita: Anna Berger. Harry: David Byrd. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).

Ray agrees to help aspiring writer Andy (Andy Kindler), who gets a story published in a magazine that has repeatedly rejected Ray. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).

Robert (Brad Garrett) takes Raymond's half-hearted rant about his marriage seriously. Next thing you know, Robert and Amy break up. Amy: Monica Horan. Frank: Peter Boyle. Marie: Doris Roberts. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).

Raymond (Ray Romano) begins spending a lot of time at Robert's apartment, which is crawling with beautiful women. Michelle: Betsy Monroe. Sandy: Janelle Paradee. Jessica: Kelly Rebecca Walsh. (Repeat).

Ray's told that the only time he ever beat his father (Peter Boyle) at Ping-Pong was because the old man let him win, so he demands a rematch. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. (Repeat).

Marie (Doris Roberts) is disappointed to learn that Ray had a wild party at her house 20 years ago. Drunk Kid: Bradley Warden. Robert: Brad Garrett. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Frank: Peter Boyle. (Repeat).

Doug must cancel a Valentine's Day dinner with Carrie when his boss makes him transport penguins to the Albany zoo. Also: Arthur tries to romance a woman at a dance for senior citizens; and Carrie's boss takes a liking to Holly. Evelyn: Francine York. Betty: Patricia Gebhard. George: Gerry Black. Tony: Andy Mackenzie. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Pruzan: Alex Skuby. Spence: Patton Oswalt. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but their fun is short-lived after Arthur calls them with bad news about their house, which is in need of an expensive repair. Mike: Michael Lowry. Debi: Marcia Cross. Patrick: Wayne Wilderson. Rene: Adrian Neil. Michelle: Tanya Whitford. Golf Marshal: Steve Tom. (Repeat).

Arthur allows Spence's mom (Anne Meara) to seduce him in hopes that she will lend him $12,000 for a much-needed home repair that Doug and Carrie can't afford. Also: Doug invites his dad (Dakin Matthews) to visit. Bill: Frantz Turner. Inspector: Mookie Barker. Waitress: Joyce Fessides. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

Doug and Carrie go to extreme lengths to get the lazy Russian crew they hired to rid their house of mold to finish the job. One of the things they do is supply the workers with an unlimited supply of vodka. Steve: Charles Rocket. Andrei: Ilia Volok. Pavel: Sven Holmberg. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. (Repeat).

Carrie confronts Doug about his habit of lying in order to get out of doing things he hates, while he accuses her of using scare tactics to get her way. Also: Spence's meek girlfriend (Rachel Dratch) picks up some nasty pointers from Carrie and uses them on him. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. (Repeat).

Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple. Darryl: Samuel Bliss Cooper. Sid: Edgar Small. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it. Leo: Len Lesser. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor. Lisi: Julia Campbell. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Richard learns that Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has a serious boyfriend and invites the two of them to dinner to apologize for being rude when he met the man. The evening brings up old memories that force them to reconsider their post-divorce relationship and set up boundaries. (Repeat).

Even though Christine has been dating Burton for two months, she isn't ready to let him into her home to meet Ritchie. He insists, so she finally lets him in, but then he won't set up a date to introduce his son to her. Burton: Matt Letscher. (Repeat).

Upset that Ritchie's school is not racially diverse, Christine sponsors a black family for admission---only to discover they have prejudices of their own. Barb: Wanda Sykes. (Repeat).

Christine tries to hold it together after her breakup with Burton, but her behavior causes concern that she might do something rash---which is just what Stan (Andy Richter) hopes. (Repeat).

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While the milkman's away on vacation, Opie takes care of his horse, Dolly; but when the animal refuses to eat, Opie worries that it's his fault. Walt: Tom Tully. Dr. Roberts: Charles Thompson. Arnold: Sheldon Golomb. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

Opie's frustrated when he tries to balance taking piano lessons with practicing football. Flip: Rockne Tarkington. Jackson: Richard Bull. Mrs. Larch: Maudie Prickett. Opie: Ronny Howard. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

Howard delivers a stand-up routine on a local TV show, but his friends don't think it's funny when he includes them by name in his jokes. Colonel Tim: Dick Haynes. Hollenbeck: Dick Curtis. Driver: Tol Avery. Howard: Jack Dodson. Goober: George Lindsey. (Repeat).

Howard becomes a Big Brother to a local teen and ends up falling for the boy's older sister (Elizabeth MacRae). Later in the same year, 1967, MacRae became a regular on "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." as Lou Ann Poovie. Tommy: Scott Lane. Howard: Jack Dodson. Tracy: Peter Hobbs. (Repeat).

The 4077th gets caught up in a whodunit about a rash of petty thefts, with the baleful eye of suspicion falling on Hawkeye. Ho-Jon: Patrick Adiarte. Spearchucker: Timothy Brown. Ginger: Odessa Cleveland. Leslie: Linda Meiklejohn. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. Frank: Larry Linville. (Repeat).

Hawkeye and Trapper sneak blood from Frank for a transfusion, then worry when the recipient exhibits symptoms of hepatitis. POW: Byron Chung. Ho-Jon: Patrick Adiarte. Spearchucker: Timothy Brown. Lt. Dish: Karen Philipp. Boone: Robert Gooden. Ginger: Odessa Cleveland. Frank: Larry Linville. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. (Repeat).

The nurses declare themselves off-limits until the klutzy Edwina (Arlene Golonka) gets a date, and it's Hawkeye who draws the short straw. Cutler: Marcia Strassman. Leslie: Linda Meiklejohn. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Henry: McLean Stevenson. Trapper: Wayne Rogers. (Repeat).

Radar gets a "Dear John" letter from home, then asks for Hawkeye's help when he falls for a nurse (Kelly Jean Peters) with a love for the classics. O'Brien: Indira Danks. Barker: Barbara Brownell. Cutler: Marcia Strassman. Sergeant: Jerry Harper. Radar: Gary Burghoff. Frank: Larry Linville. Hot Lips: Loretta Swit. (Repeat).

Outlaw Gunnar Borgstrom interrupts his journey to Canada to pay a visit to his brother-in-law---Ben (Lorne Greene). Hoss: Dan Blocker. Adam: Pernell Roberts. Joe: Michael Landon. Carrie: Sonya Wilde. Vaca: Al Ruscio. Morgan: Ric Marlow. (Repeat).

A change of fortune for an unlucky fellow: he jumps a dead miner's claim and starts to court Kitty. Cleavus Lukens: Robert Totten. Uriah: Arthur Hunnicutt. Festus: Ken Curtis. Doc: Milburn Stone. Baylock: William Challee. Clerk: Robert Cornthwaite. Woody: Robert B. Williams. (Repeat).

Matt is saved by a cowhand from an ambush. Matt then gets to do a favor for the cowhand. (Repeat).

Part 1 of 2. Jeanette Nolan plays a crusty old woman and Dack Rambo a young outlaw. Doc: Milburn Stone. Festus: Ken Curtis. Matt: James Arness. Tom Macomb: Cliff Osmond. Sutro: Jim Boles. Loomis: William Murphy. Lathrop: Woodrow Chambliss. (Repeat).

Conclusion of a character study with Jeanette Nolan and Dack Rambo. (Repeat).

Andy and Barney make a business trip to Raleigh, where Barney tangles with a jewel thief at a ritzy hotel. Desk Clerk: Arte Johnson. Det. Bardolli: Allan Melvin. Hassler: Les Tremayne. Hedges: Robert S. Carson. Barney: Don Knotts. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).

A misunderstanding between Andy and Aunt Bee leads them each to believe the other is anxious to get married. Fred: Fred Sherman. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Clara: Hope Summers. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).

Andy tries to court Mary Simpson (Sue Ane Langdon), the county nurse, but ever-present Barney won't stop tagging along, unaware that three's a crowd. Thelma Lou: Betty Lynn. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

Floyd's dream of having a two-chair barbershop comes true, but the new barber turns out to be a bookie. Medwin: Herb Vigran. Floyd: Howard McNear. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

A vengeful newspaper publisher (Roy Roberts) sends a reporter (Ruta Lee) to dig up dirt on Andy, after Andy tracks him down for a traffic violation. Miss Fenwick: Sally Mansfield. Milton: Robert Brubaker. Commissioner: Byron Morrow. Opie: Ronny Howard. Otis: Hal Smith. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

Barney's inept cousin, Virgil (Michael J. Pollard), pays a visit and destroys everything he touches, until Andy discovers his true gift. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Otis: Hal Smith. Driver: Rance Howard. (Repeat).

Policeman Robert turns a tad too "ethnic" after he begins hanging out socially with his black partner (Sherri Shepherd) and her pals. Sareesa: Shelly Robertson. Man: Kivi Rogers. (Repeat).

Ray and Robert put together a video testimonial to Frank (Peter Boyle) when he is named "Man of the Year" by his men's lodge. Marie: Doris Roberts. Stan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Garvin: Len Lesser. (Repeat).

Frank (Peter Boyle) gets injured on the day of his and Marie's departure for a weekend cruise, so Ray accompanies her. Ted: Hiram Kasten. Walter: Jack Betts. Thelma: Bobbie Norman. (Repeat).

Ray and Robert scare up a plan to get even with Frank (Peter Boyle) for frightening them with disturbing bedtime stories when they were kids. Robert: Brad Garrett, Doug: Kevin James, Andy: Andy Kindler, Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti, Aileen: Leslie Windram, Marie: Doris Roberts, Debra: Patricia Heaton, Raymond: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

Big-shot sportswriter Ray strikes out when he tries to use his influence to get himself and Robert (Brad Garrett) special access to a Baseball Hall of Fame event honoring the '69 Miracle Mets. Eight members of the World Series-winning team have cameos: Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Bud Harrelson, Cleon Jones, Ed Kranepool, Tug McGraw, Art Shamsky and Ron Swoboda. Police Officer: Chip Heller. Security

Debra (Patricia Heaton) is crushed when Ray complains about her infringing on his side of the mattress. Father Hubley: Charles Durning. Marie: Doris Roberts. Frank: Peter Boyle. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).

Debra (Patricia Heaton) convinces Ray to go on a couples-only weekend getaway to a Vermont bed-and-breakfast. Amy: Monica Horan. Pam: Beth Skipp. Cecily: Lynn Milgrim. Bill: Rick Hall. (Repeat).

Doug is depressed when his cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) is hired as a driver at IPS and is given Doug's route after he turns in a faster time on the circuit. At home, Arthur gets upset with Holly after she tells him he is like a grandfather to her rather than like a dad. O'Boyle: Sam McMurray. Jimmy: Jimmy Shubert. Joey: Joey Kola. Fernandez: Edward Padilla. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. (Repeat).

Carrie can't control her urge to buy expensive clothes, wear them for a few days and then return them for a full refund. Elsewhere, Spence's new girlfriend (Rachel Dratch) is terrified of his dog and makes him decide between her and the pooch. Kaplan: Victor Raider-Wexler. Marc: Dennis Cockrum. Uli: Monika Schnarre. Heindrich: Mookie Barker. (Repeat).

Doug tries to reunite Arthur with his estranged half-brother (Shelley Berman) after learning that the two of them own a nearby house, which was left to them by a relative 10 years before. Doug sees this as a great chance to finally get Arthur to move out, but Carrie doesn't think it is such a good idea. Deacon: Victor Williams. Arthur: Jerry Stiller. (Repeat).

While visiting his folks in Florida, Doug learns the overprotective duo have been sheltering him from painful truths, such as the fact that his dog died years ago and has been replaced three times. Back at home, Spence convinces Arthur to serve as a mediator between Spence's girlfriend (Rachel Dratch) and his mom (Anne Meara) at a dinner. Joe: Dakin Matthews. Janet: Jenny O'Hara. Young Doug: Tyler

Doug's plan to get the fatty foods he wants to eat through Arthur backfires when Carrie catches on and puts her dad on a strict diet. Meanwhile, Spence camps out in front of a movie theater in order to be the first person in line for an upcoming sci-fi picture. Spence: Patton Oswalt. Kyle: Richie Minervini. (Repeat).

The fifth season wraps up with Doug and Carrie discovering that they enjoy doing things apart, even sleeping, after they are forced to use twin beds until their new one arrives. Also: Arthur spies on neighbor Lou Ferrigno to get all the latest gossip. Holly: Nicole Sullivan. Mickey: Ford Rainey. Henry: Steve Hytner. Ellen: Peggy Dunne. Megan: Lisa Kaseman. (Repeat).

Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown. Cindy: Angela Featherstone. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town. Kramer: Michael Richards. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law." Sidra: Teri Hatcher. Jackie: Phil Morris. Soup Nazi: Larry Thomas. (Repeat).

A woman whom Jerry met on the road is coming to town---and wants to stay with him. Laura: Pamela Brull. George: Jason Alexander. Claire: Lee Garlington. (Repeat).

Christine can't afford a fancy birthday bash for Ritchie, so she hosts a homemade party to show that money isn't a factor in fun, but Ritchie ends up with a new nickname at school: poor kid. (Repeat).

Richard insists that Ritchie meet his girlfriend, but he takes things too far when new Christine comes along to parents' night and makes a better impression than old Christine. (Repeat).

Christine begins to wonder if her marriage could have been saved after she runs into her old counselor and suspects the woman was not really trying to help them, especially after learning that Richard had an affair with her shortly after the separation. (Repeat).

Crystal (Natalie West) hires a psychic to help her cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it's cool to smoke. Lonnie: Josh C. Williams. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman. (Repeat).

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor. (Repeat).

The cause of Darlene's mood swings is no mystery to Roseanne, but for tomboy Darlene it means growing up. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).

Roseanne takes her family on a shopping spree at the Lanford Mall. Stan: Michael Gates. Saleswoman: Mary Anne McGarry. Salesman: Jonathan Chapin. (Repeat).

Becky is eager for the dinner with Chip and his parents (Robert Harper, Andrea Walter) to come to an end, and Roseanne doesn't help matters by forgetting to turn on the oven. Johnny: Tony Crane. (Repeat).

While Darlene (Sara Gilbert) undergoes emergency surgery, Roseanne feels guilty for having yelled at her earlier. Coach Graham: John Walter Davis. Dr. Bryce: Lynne Thigpen. Nurse Chambers: Donna LaBrie. (Repeat).

After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner. Waitress: Zoaunne LeRoy. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).

As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie, who hasn't returned from her trip to the market. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. (Repeat).

During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman (Jeff Corey) drops by---then drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Cop: Oliver Darrow. Carol: Lee Garlington. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. (Repeat).

An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) has the Connor house in an uproar. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson. (Repeat).

Roseanne has trouble accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor. Faber: Fred Dalton Thompson. Lou: Michael Earl Reid. Crystal: Natalie West. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. (Repeat).

Roseanne and Dan are unable to console Becky (Lecy Goranson), who suffered public humiliation at school. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. (Repeat).

In the Season 3 premiere, Mike and Molly's honeymoon in Paris inspires him to make some life-altering changes that include traveling more extensively, while Molly wonders how their friends and family fared without them. (Repeat).

Joyce conveniently disappears after a back injury renders Vince practically immobile, and that leaves Mike and Molly to take care of him. Meanwhile, the newlyweds are still laboring over personalized thank-you notes for their wedding presents. (Repeat).

Molly gets upset when she reviews her wedding photos because in every picture Mike's mouth is open or his eyes are closed. Meanwhile, Carl gets jealous when Christina's ex-husband comes back into her life. (Repeat).

Newlyweds Mike and Molly decide that the time is right for them to have a baby. Meanwhile, Carl discovers that even though he and Christina are no longer a couple, Molly is still hanging out with her. (Repeat).

Mike's captain sets him up with a pair of choice seats to a basketball game, but the ducats come with a price as the top cop wants Mike to set him up on a date with Mike's mom. (Repeat).

Molly feels that the house is becoming too crowded with stuff, so she decides to hold a yard sale, while Mike and the guys take Carl fishing to help him get over his breakup with Christina. (Repeat).

Molly believes she's off the hook for Thanksgiving dinner when Mike takes ill, but her relief is short-lived when Vince invites his brother to the house for a home-cooked holiday feast. (Repeat).

Oh, baby. Mike is concerned when, after weeks of trying, Molly is still not pregnant, so he seeks advice from Carl and Samuel. (Repeat).

With Molly's encouragement, Mike decides to take a shot at becoming a detective, but the stress of readying for the exam begins to impact their relationship. (Repeat).

While Mike's giving out the ho-ho-hos as Santa, Molly's doling out their dough-dough-dough for holiday gifts, and he's getting a bit (hum)bugged about her spending. Later, their festive celebration at home is interrupted when they get corralled by Mike's mother and his boss into spending Christmas Eve at church with them. (Repeat).

To improve their chances of becoming pregnant, Molly and Mike cut out caffeine and try eating healthy, but it leads to headaches, withdrawal and hunger pains. (Repeat).

Mike takes an unexpected "trip" on Molly's birthday. (Repeat).

Mike puts his construction skills to use turning the basement into a living suite for him and Molly, but he may have gotten in over his head. Meanwhile, Carl asks Samuel if he would be interested in moving in with him. (Repeat).

Debra feels like she's missing out just being a wife and mom so she gets a job---much to Ray's dismay. Charlotte: Julie Hagerty. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Robert: Brad Garrett. Marie: Doris Roberts. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

When Ray and Debra (Patricia Heaton) realize they are more polite to strangers than they are to each other, they decide to be nicer to one another. For starters, Ray agrees to give Debra "unassisted compliments" and she agrees to stop calling him an idiot. Lori: Mary Jo Keenen. (Repeat).

Ray suggests that Debra go swing dancing with lonely Robert (Brad Garrett), but then he becomes jealous when Debra has a good time. Gianni: Jon Manfrelotti. Kristen: Jill Zimmerman. Debra: Patricia Heaton. (Repeat).

Robert is embarrassed when he discovers several of his neighbors watched him have sex with his date (Monica Horan) in his curtainless apartment---so he moves in with Ray and Debra. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).

When Ray and Debra disagree over who should take credit---or blame---for bringing the two of them together, they recall the first time they met, when Ray was an "assistant futon guy" and he made a delivery to Debra's apartment. Gianni: Jon Manfrellotti. Ally: Madylin Sweeten. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Ray: Ray Romano. (Repeat).

From 1990: Jerry wants to ask his ex-girlfriend (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) for information about a woman. Vanessa: Lynn Clark. Mom: Liz Sheridan. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. (Repeat).

George (Jason Alexander) persuades Jerry to get a new apartment---but it's the one George wants. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Waitress: Anita Wise. Diane: Kimberley Kates. (Repeat).

Jerry ponders a course of action when he sees that he has nothing in common with a clingy childhood friend. Joel: Kevin Dunn. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Inside information gives Jerry and George high hopes for their stock; Jerry and Vanessa (Lynn Clark) take their first weekend trip. Dry Cleaner: Ted Davis. Kramer: Michael Richards. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Jerry's drawn into a relationship with the woman his pal George just stopped seeing. Marlene: Tracy Kolis. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards. Receptionist: Karen Barcus. (Repeat).

Perhaps it's just a joke, but maybe it's more when Jerry's unwitting remark precedes a tragedy. Barney Martin. Helen: Liz Sheridan. Manya: Rozsika Halmos. Leo: Len Lesser. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Jerry's new jacket impresses everyone except Elaine's father (Lawrence Tierney), an author cut from Hemingway cloth and not suited to pampering anyone. Salesman: Frantz Turner. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

George musters the courage to call a woman (Tory Polone), then is flustered when he gets her machine and leaves an "idiotic message" he'd do anything to erase. Donna: Gretchen German. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Jerry gets Elaine the apartment right above him; George tests the "man with a wedding band" theory of meeting women. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Roxanne: Jeanine Jackson. (Repeat).

Jerry suspects that his apartment cleaner (Michael D. Conway) stole something, which could affect Elaine's working relationship with the man's girlfriend (Nurit Koppel). Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

Revenge is plotted against those who done 'em wrong after Jerry loses $1500 and George loses his job. Levitan: Fred Applegate. Vic: John Capodice. Glenda: Patrika Darbo. Ava: Teri Austin. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

George visits a holistic healer (Stephen Tobolowsky) suggested by Kramer. Driver: Jimmy Woodard. George: Jason Alexander. Attendant: John Fleck. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Repeat).

Richard takes Ritchie to a rock concert despite Christine's objections, so she attempts to sneak into the theater to check up on them. (Repeat).

Christine thinks she's found a kindred spirit at Ritchie's school in a parent who shares her outlook and tastes, but the woman turns out to be Marly's maid, who uses Christine to cover for her affair with the man of the house. Belinda: Ana Ortiz. (Repeat).

Christine thinks she may have another chance with Burton after meeting up with him again, but he has a new girlfriend---named Christine, of course. The shock sends her into Richard's open, and apparently willing, arms. (Repeat).

Ritchie believes his parents are getting back together after they spend time with one another over the summer, leading Christine and Richard to consider giving the idea a try. (Repeat).

Christine intervenes in Richard's relationship with new Christine in an attempt to reconcile them, then meets a man outside new Christine's apartment and agrees to a dinner date in the spirit of her new "say yes to life" outlook. (Repeat).

Christine is shocked to learn that Jeff (Scott Bakula) is a grandfather when he attends "Grandparents' Day" at Ritchie's school, and the news causes her to rethink their relationship. (Repeat).

It's Sophia and Rose vs. Dorothy and Blanche in a bowling tournament. The bet: if Sophia's team wins, Dorothy (Beatrice Arthur) will lend her air fare for a trip to Sicily with an old beau. Estelle Getty. Augustine: Ralph Manza. (Repeat).

Terrified by a burglary, the girls explore means to protect themselves, including a dog, an alarm system, Mace and a gun. Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty. Salesman: Christian Clemenson. (Repeat).

Age is the issue when Rose's dynamic mother (Jeanette Nolan) makes the others look like old fogies, and Blanche dates a young hunk (Charles Hill). Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty, Betty White, Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).

Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack and the girls nervously await the paramedics, who are delayed by a storm. Beatrice Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White. Dr. Rose: Ronald Hunter. (Repeat).

The return of Dorothy's ex (Herbert Edelman) fans an old flame that somehow managed to survive their bitter divorce. Beatrice Arthur, Estelle Getty. Chrissy: Simone Griffeth. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).

Dorothy's wealthy sister (Doris Belack) arrives with a proposal that's hard to refuse: she wants Sophia to live with her in California. Estelle Getty, Beatrice Arthur. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. Rose: Betty White. (Repeat).

Rose's interest in a very small man (Brent Collins) is completely reciprocated, so her only hangup is more a difference in altitude than attitude. Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Beatrice Arthur. Edgar: Billy Barty. (Repeat).

Dorothy is thrilled over her new man (Alex Rocco) who happens to be married. Rue McClanahan, Betty White, Estelle Getty. (Repeat).

Rose's bed is no bed of roses for the man she spends the night with: he's dead when she wakes up. Betty White. Lucille: Priscilla Morrill. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. Al: Richard Roat. Blanche: Rue McClanahan. (Repeat).

Rose is strangely apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, who are coming to discuss her will. Kirsten: Christina Belford. Charley: Bridgette Andersen. Dorothy: Beatrice Arthur. (Repeat).

While Mike's giving out the ho-ho-hos as Santa, Molly's doling out their dough-dough-dough for holiday gifts, and he's getting a bit (hum)bugged about her spending. Later, their festive celebration at home is interrupted when they get corralled by Mike's mother and his boss into spending Christmas Eve at church with them. (Repeat).

A concerned Mike visits a fertility clinic. (Repeat).

Carl and Samuel hope for a little luck o' the Irish when it comes to picking up women at their St. Patrick's Day party, while Molly does a little Erin go bragging when she tells Mike about some of her holiday shenanigans. (Repeat).

Molly joins Victoria and her junior-college friends on a spring-fling getaway, while Mike works the Captain for some overtime assignments to earn some extra cash. (Repeat).

Mike's special birthday wish is for his wife and mother to get along, but trying to plan the party leads to more conflict than ever between the two. Meanwhile, Samuel and Carl take a liking to the same woman. (Repeat).

Molly learns that Joyce said good-bye to her artistic side when she became a mother, so she convinces Mike they need to try their hands at some new hobbies, starting with roller skating. (Repeat).

With Molly out of town for a teacher's conference, a lonely Mike turns to junk food for solace. Meanwhile, James delivers some sad news to Carl, which leads Carl to consider leaving Chicago. (Repeat).

Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn't realize a fellow teacher is hitting on her. Meanwhile, Vince convinces Mike to join him in an unusual money-making scheme (Repeat).

In the Season 3 finale, Mike's mom dumps Capt. Murphy, who retaliates by sending Mike and Carl on a detail at a Renaissance Faire, where a tornado approaches while Mike and Molly each try to reach the other with important news. (Repeat).

Lovers again, Jerry and Elaine use "a system" to remain friends. Tina: Siobhan Fallon. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander. (Repeat).

At Jerry's place: a baby shower, an illegal cable hookup and George coping with "the worst date (Christine Dunford) of my life." Tabachnick: Vic Polizos. Kramer: Michael Richards. Assistant: James Lashly. (Repeat).