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Hawkeye contacts a Navy buddy (Oliver Clark) about a crossword puzzle; Klinger tries to eat a jeep to prove his insanity. Prescott: Dick O'Neill. Shapiro: Ron Kolman. Nurse: Gwen Farrell. Korean Mother: Momo Yashima. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Potter: Harry Morgan. Klinger: Jamie Farr. Directed by Burt Metcalfe. (Repeat).

Hawkeye and B.J. get lost rushing antibiotics back to camp, but they pick up a North Korean prisoner (Soon-Teck Oh) on the way. Meanwhile, most of the 4077th has come down with food poisoning from Klinger's Thanksgiving turkey. Rizzo: G.W. Bailey. Igor: Jeff Maxwell. Kelly: Kellye Nakahara. B.J.: Mike Farrell. Hawkeye: Alan Alda. Klinger: Jamie Farr. Written by Farrell. (Repeat).

Two sweet, elderly ladies (Charity Grace, Gladys Hurlbut) who turn in moonshiners are themselves brewing moonshine in their greenhouse. Rube: Thom Carney. Ben: Jack Prince. Otis: Hal Smith. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).

Andy is pressured by heartless Ben Weaver to serve a foreclosure notice to a struggling family living in one of Weaver's houses. Weaver: Will Wright. Scobey: Sam Edwards. Mrs. Scobey: Margaret Kerry. Bertha: Hope Summers. Barney: Don Knotts. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. (Repeat).

Aunt Bee believes Opie's frequent visits to the sheriff's office are negatively affecting him, so she forbids him to visit Andy at work. Bee: Frances Bavier. Barney: Don Knotts. Otis: Hal Smith. (Repeat).

Opie befriends a shiftless hobo (Buddy Ebsen) whose questionable ways negatively influence the lad. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).

Andy and Barney are in a pickle when they claim to like Aunt Bee's horrible homemade dills, which only encourages her to make more. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Barney: Don Knotts. Opie: Ronny Howard. Clara: Hope Summers. (Repeat).

A misunderstanding between Andy and Aunt Bee leads them each to believe the other is anxious to get married. Fred: Fred Sherman. Aunt Bee: Frances Bavier. Clara: Hope Summers. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).

Opie tries to convince Andy that his new friend, Mr. McBeevee---who walks in treetops, has 12 extra hands and blows smoke from his ears---is real. But Andy is determined to make Opie admit that he's imaginary. Mr. McBeevee: Karl Swenson. Dr. Goodwin: Earl Holmes. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Andy: Andy Griffith. (Repeat).

Cattle thefts leave Andy stumped, so Mayor Stoner (Parley Baer) summons a state investigator to take over the case. Luke Jensen: Malcolm Atterbury. Upchurch: Ralph Bell. Tate: Jon Lormer. Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

Barney accidentally locks himself in the bank's vault when he tries to prove how easy it would be to rob it. Harriet: Frances Osborne. Asa: Charles Thompson. Meldrim: Warren Parker. Mort: Al Checco. Ollie: Lee Krieger. Leon: Clint Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

Barney unknowingly issues a parking ticket to the governor, then fears he's going to be fired. And Otis spikes the courthouse's water cooler, much to the surprise of the mayor and Barney. Mayor Stone: Parley Baer. Judd: Burt Mustin. Otis: Hal Smith. Chauffeur: Rance Howard. Milt: Bob McQuain. Governor: Carl Benton Reid. Barney: Don Knotts. (Repeat).

The future Mrs. Taylor, schoolteacher Helen Crump (Aneta Corsaut), made her first appearance in this episode, in which Opie tells her that his pa says history doesn't matter. That, of course, doesn't sit well with "old Miss Crump." Opie: Ronny Howard. Barney: Don Knotts. Howie: Dennis Rush. Whitey: Joey Scott. (Repeat).

Hillbilly family the Darlings made their first appearance in this episode, in which the betrothed Charlene develops a crush on Andy. Briscoe: Denver Pyle. Charlene: Margaret Ann Peterson. Darling Brothers: Dillard Brothers. Dud: Hoke Howell. Opie: Ronny Howard. (Repeat).

Feathers are ruffled when Debra (Patricia Heaton) suggests Thanksgiving dinner be held at their house, with striped bass as the main course. Lois: Katherine Helmond. Warren: Robert Culp. Mel: Phil Leeds. (Repeat).

When the cable goes out, the Barones gather to play a game that tests their moral character. Cable Guy: Jon Manfrellotti. Raymond: Ray Romano. Debra: Patricia Heaton. Robert: Brad Garrett. (Repeat).