2024-07-07
When Naomi develops amnesia, Mama (Vicki Lawrence) tries to make her what she isn't---a perfect housewife. Vint: Ken Berry. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
Mama and Bubba will graduate from high school together, but Bubba wants to skip the ceremony. (Repeat).
Mama's not giving up the presidency of the Church Ladies League without a fight---and her opponent is Iola (Beverly Archer). Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Alberta Meechum: Anne Haney. Lolly Purdue: Doris Hess. (Repeat).
When Vint and Naomi decide they want a baby, Mama tries to rattle them with a friend's cranky infant. Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Iola: Beverly Archer. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
Naomi is expecting a job promotion, but she finds her boss expects more from her than she's willing to give. Archie Woods: Jeff Silverman. Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Bubba captures the Harpers' antics on film for a school assignment. Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
Mama exchanges a birthday gift she hasn't been given yet, then finds out that it wasn't intended for her. Mr. Carstairs: Graham Jarvis. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
The mail is late,meaning Mama's pention check is late also,so she has to wait around for the mailman.Come to find out Iola had it the whole time and now it's to late to get to the bank to deposit it.So Iola suggests that Mama use the new Auto-Teller, instead of letting her checks for the bills bounce.Mama deposits the check and asks for $20.00 cash,which the machine deducts from her account,but ne
Mama is haunted by visions of her departed mother, who was always trying to run her daughter's life. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Iola: Beverly Archer. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
Vint (Ken Berry) is wild when Mama joins his poker game---and proves to be an ace player. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
Marcy bribes a building inspector to harass Al during construction of a doghouse for Lucky. Carlos: Mark Espinoza. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Alan Thicke plays a wealthy man, and Nicole Eggert is the woman who uses him after her boyfriend starts dating Kelly. Tom: Matt Borlenghi. Maria: Terri Ivens. George: Phill Lewis. Jackson: Chris Young. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Bud can't stop thinking about sex, even in the library, where (unfortunately) a video camera captures his lustful mood. Miss Hardaway: Beverly Archer. Ariel: Jennifer Lyons. Dean: Will Utay. Ike: Tom McCleister. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Kelly and Jefferson star in a commercial, and a follow-up spot calls for them to kiss, prompting protests from both Al and Marcy. Director: Leland Orser. Lance: Brian Stewart. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Al's answers to trivia questions win Griff a spot carrying the Olympic torch. Bo Jackson plays a sportscaster; boxer Roy Jones Jr. and Super Bowl XXX MVP Larry Brown have cameos. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. (Repeat).
Al thinks the woman cooking him dinner is one of Jefferson's pranks. But the joke is that she's really out for revenge on Peggy. Gary Coleman has a cameo. June: Deborah Harmon. Dan: Dan Tullis Jr. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Bud tries to scare his date into his arms by creating the illusion of a tornado. But a real storm sends everyone to his basement bedroom. Ariel: Jennifer Lyons. Shoe Shopper: Donna Pieroni. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Instead of competing against each other for a raise, Al and Griff blackmail their boss, who's using illegal workers to make shoes. Al: Ed O'Neill. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Gary: Janet Carroll. Miranda: Teresa Parente. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
A nun checks up on Kelly when her latest commercial gig requires her to sign a morals clause. Meanwhile, Al rides along---in uniform---when the TV show "Cops" follows Officer Dan (Dan Tullis Jr.). Mike: David Pressman. (Repeat).
With his Dodge sputtering, Al keeps vigil while his family feigns a search for the necessary fuel pump. Part 1 of two. Fisher: Rick Overton. Young Kelly: Hannah Swanson. Al's Dad: Cliff Bemis. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Conclusion. With the Dodge dead and buried, Al leases a new car, while Peg digs up the corpse to sell the engine. Cal: Gary Grubbs. Castro: Michael Sorich. Dr. Fisher: Rick Overton. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. (Repeat).
Al's pursuit of his traditional Thanksgiving pie takes him to a funeral, while Bud and the D'Arcys try to procure Kelly's pet turkey. Cameos by sportscasters James Brown, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long and Ronnie Lott. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
In Branson, Mo., contest winners Peggy and Kelly get to open for Tammy Wynette. But Peg wants them billed as a sister act. Desk Clerk: Brent Hinkley. Emcee: Ritchie Montgomery. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Al and Griff lose their jobs to their holiday assistants; Bud and Kelly steal the D'Arcys' nativity scene; Peggy bakes a gingerbread replica of the neighborhood. Gary: Janet Carroll. Hal: Jonathan Mangum. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Women calling themselves "Female Large American Beauties" take Al to task for his insults regarding women's weight. Leader: Diana Bellamy. Patty: Cassi Davis. Matilda: Danica Sheridan. Giant Woman: Jennifer Echols. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Al reprograms Peg when she gets amnesia after a bump on the head. The result is a woman who cooks and cleans, and even hires a ring girl when Al and the guys watch wrestling. Sally: Ron-Ann Frey. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Ike: Tom McCleister. (Repeat).
Al advises a love-starved Bud to lower his standards, never dreaming it could lead him to have a fling with Al's boss (Janet Carroll). Bud: David Faustino. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
After Al starts charging Bud rent, a building inspector labels him a slumlord and confines him to Bud's room until he makes repairs. Inspector: Marianne Muellerleile. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bud: David Faustino. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the military reserves and are ordered to help with a garbage strike, with Jefferson as their unit's leader. Sgt. Fletcher: J.J. Johnston. Santo: Gonzo Raymond. Griff: Harold Sylvester. (Repeat).
Part 1 of three. Peggy and Al see a marriage counselor (Jake Johannsen); Kelly fights a rival for a role in a boxing movie. Heather: Lisa Robin Kelly. Nancy: Kellie Beals. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Part 2 of three. Marcy and Kelly coax Peggy out into the bar scene, where she finds Al, happy tenant of a bachelor pad near the airport. Bruce: Alan Thicke. Sandy: Lisa Melilli. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Griff: Harold Sylvester. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Al spies on Peggy and her new beau, who may force Bud and Kelly to find work if he becomes their "stepdaddy." Bruce: Alan Thicke. Maitre d': Gino Conforti. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Al and his "No Ma'am" boys turn his garage into a nudie bar---where Al becomes infatuated with a disguised Peggy. Chesty: Gloria Le Roy. Ike: Tom McCleister. Officer Dan: Dan Tullis Jr. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Kelly becomes a hit when she subs for a kiddie-show host following his breakdown. Meanwhile, Peg and Al get twin beds. Dudley: Brandon Maggart. Jordan: Blaire Baron. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Bud directs Kelly and Al in a commercial for the shoe store; Jefferson becomes a star attraction at a health club after Marcy gives him a membership for his birthday. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. (Repeat).
Al finds hell's a breeze after selling his soul to play for the Bears. So the devil (Robert Englund) makes an adjustment. NFLers Eric Kramer, Raymont Harris, Curtis Conway, and sportscaster James Brown have cameos. (Repeat).
Marcy's cousin Mandy (Amanda Bearse in a dual role) shares Al's tastes for beer, sports---and women. Elaine: Elaine Hendrix. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Bud meets his prison pen pal, who holds the family and the D'Arcys at gunpoint. Starla: Tricia Cast. Lonnie: Charles Esten. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Al disapproves of Kelly's wedding plans until he learns of her love's lineage. But then he finds other faults to object to. Lonnie: Charles Esten. Pearl: Edie McClurg. Earl: Gordon Jump. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Al and Griff use their store's inventory to barter with other merchants to acquire a massage chair; newly licensed masseuse Kelly practices on Bud, who is subsequently injured. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Cast members discuss their favorite moments from the show. (Repeat).
Author George Plimpton hosts a retrospective celebrating the series' 200th episode. Clips highlight the funniest moments for each Bundy and their neighbors the D'Arcys. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Al loses out on tickets to a basketball game because Peggy wants to entertain their neighbors in the series premiere of this surprising hit about the Bundy family. (Repeat).
To inject more energy into their lives---and bedroom---Peggy tries to get Al to join her on a diet. Fat chance. Amanda Bearse, David Garrison. Luke: Ritch Shydner. Sandy: Elizabeth Edwards. (Repeat).
Steve and Marcy buy a dog after their house is robbed, and Al and Peggy buy a gun---and a noise in the night tests both defenses. Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal. Muldoon: Thomas Hill. Steve: David Garrison. (Repeat).
Steve and Marcy plan to add a room, and Peggy and Al each plan what kind of room they'd like it to be. David Garrison, Amanda Bearse, Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Peg and Marcy find a common bond in detesting their husbands' project---restoring a '65 Mustang. Ed O'Neill, David Garrison, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse. Bud: David Faustino. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Al (Ed O'Neill) is unable to buy Peggy an anniversary gift when his credit card is rejected. Luke: Ritch Shydner. Conner: Richard Sanders. Salesman: Don Draper. Violinist: Walter Olkewicz. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).