2024-09-19
As graduation day approaches for Blair and Jo, Natalie and Tootie become increasingly tearful. First of two parts. Mindy Cohn, Kim Fields, Nancy McKeon. Charlie: Alex Rocco. Monica: Marj Dusay. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Mrs. Garrett quells crises before the ceremonies that will send Blair and Jo to college---20 minutes away. Charlie: Alex Rocco. Rose: Claire Malis. Monica: Marj Dusay. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Mrs. Garrett: Charlotte Rae. (Repeat).
Blair and Jo go off to college, where Jo faces a financial crisis that could end her school days; Mrs. Garrett decides to leave Eastland and open her own gourmet shop. First of two parts. Raymond: Joel Brooks. Parker: Roger Perry. Jo: Nancy McKeon. (Repeat).
Conclusion. The girls solve their housing problems by becoming live-in helpers at the gourmet shop. Charlotte Rae, Lisa Whelchel, Nancy McKeon, Mindy Cohn. (Repeat).
Blair wangles a plum sorority job for Mrs. Garrett's business, then gets her fired over a menu dispute. Lisa Whelchel, Charlotte Rae. Boots: Jami Gertz. (Repeat).
Jo's been dating, Bill, a plain guy who attends the same college as she does, but when she learns that he's a rich kid, Jo becomes resentful and angry that he didn't tell her the whole truth about himself. (Repeat).
Tootie discovers that the light of her life---a star school athlete is illiterate and wants her to help him cheat on his exams. Kim Fields. Geri: Geri Jewell. (Repeat).
A strange man tells the girls that years ago a murder occurred in the shop. Later, when the girls see Mrs. Garret with a knife they assume that she's possessed by the murderer's spirit and is out to get them. (Repeat).
After her sister dies under suspicious circumstances, Mama is determined to give her late sister a "perfect day" on the day of the funeral. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
Mama must keep her temper under control for two weeks if she wants to collect on her sister Fran's will. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Finstadtler: Ralph Manza. (Repeat).
Mama refuses to resolve a quarrel with her daughter Ellen (Betty White) until she discovers that Ellen is in the hospital. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Iola: Beverly Archer. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
When Mama's dreams start providing the names of winning horses, the family figures they're in the money. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
Mama, Iola and Naomi decide to have a chili cook-off so Vint can decide whose is the best. Vicki Lawrence, Beverly Archer, Dorothy Lyman. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
Mama goes through the roof when Dr. Joyce Brothers suggests that she is partially responsible for some of Vint and Naomi's problems. Vicki Lawrence, Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
Iola is distraught when her cat dies, and nothing can console her---until she decides to have it freeze-dried. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
Although Vint's steamy love letter to Naomi gets misplaced, it inspires everyone who stumbles upon it. Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman. Mama: Vicki Lawrence. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
The Bundys spend a day at the beach, where the kids compete to find new flames, while an old flame finds Al. Marilyn: Morgan Brittany. Tina: Candy Hutson. Chris: Brice Alan. Lifeguard: Pete Steinfeld. (Repeat).
Al goes the distance to placate Peggy, who's peeved that the peeper has yet to peep at her. Fanny: LaRue Stanley. Fifi: Luann Lee. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
The Labor Day barbecue is a major turn-on for Al, as is the sight of Peggy laboring mightily to make everything just right for his creation of Bundy burgers. Katey Sagal, David Faustino, Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
A visit from "the healthiest man in Chicago" evolves into a "test of wills" between Peggy and a TV-aerobics instructor. Katey Sagal, Ed O'Neill. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Steve: David Garrison. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
To raise money for concert tickets, Bud sells Al as a camping guide, and Kelly fleeces Peggy's pals at poker. Fern: Lana Schwab. Victor: Aeryk Egan. Joey: Michael Faustino. Louise: Charlotte Crossley. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Excruciating pain forces Al to see Marcy's dentist (Joe Flaherty), a man dedicated to his profession almost as much as he is to this week's dental assistant (Traci Lords). Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
A beauty-parlor discussion with a well-kept woman makes Peggy think that her Al is the keeper. Molly: Kimmy Robertson. Renee: Vernee Watson Johnson. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
The Bundys can feast on the $500 a month they get for hosting a French student (Milla Jovovich), but the beautiful visitor turns Kelly's social life to famine. Myron: Richard Israel. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Al is a broken man after Peggy sells his family heirloom---a collection of girlie magazines. Model Brandi Brandt appears as herself. Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal. Steve: David Garrison. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Steve may get the boot from his bank after he okays a $50,000 loan to Al, who wants to start a phone service to solve shoe problems. Muffy: Kari Whitman. Peamon: Ray Reinhardt. Steve: David Garrison. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Al wants to buy a new car, but the cash he digs up for the down payment is a bit less than the amount he had buried. Tony: John Welsh. Lewis: Marc Bentley. Vince: Mike Tino. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Marcy hounds unemployed Steve, who's spending time at the zoo and aquarium instead of looking for a job. Steve: David Garrison. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Al is "one man against nature," determined to fix a leak in the roof. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Al, who needs $5000 for an impending audit, lucks out when a couple (Coleen Maloney, Paul Cuofos) offers to pay that much for Peggy's hair. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
The queens impersonate celebrities in the legendary Snatch Game. LGBT activist TS Madison guest judges. (Repeat).
The queens are challenged to make over each other into their own drag doppelgangers. Comedian and host Loni Love (Soul Plane) guest judges; psychic Char Margolis makes an appearance. (Repeat).
The queens must create and brand their own versions of extravagant soft drinks. Current reigning America's Next Drag Superstar Jaida Essence Hall makes a virtual appearance in the workroom. (Repeat).
The queens take part in a comedy roast of former Drag Race "Miss Congeniality" winners - Heidi N Closet, Nina West and Valentina. Comedian and host Loni Love (Soul Plane) guest judges; Norvina (Instant Influencer) makes a guest appearance. (Repeat).
Natalie's advanced-placement course inflates her ego and deflates her grades. Mindy Cohn, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Whelchel. Boots: Jami Gertz. (Repeat).
For a birthday surprise, the girls take Mrs. Garrett to a club featuring male dancers, but it's Blair who's in for the real surprise. Cliff: Woody Brown. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Ken: Larry Poindexter. (Repeat).
A streetwise girl alleges that the vandalism of Edna's Edibles was the work of a local gang, but Jo decides to investigate. Nancy McKeon, Charlotte Rae, Mindy Cohn. (Repeat).
Mrs. Garrett is slowly losing business to a competitor, Pete Dawson. However, Natalie, with the help of her computer, breaks into his computer and alters his recipes. (Repeat).
Jo begins seeing sparks between her divorced parents and immediately hopes they get back together. However, her hopes quickly become dashed when she learns that her father is planning to marry another woman. (Repeat).
At Christmastime, Jo can't get home; Blair is going skiing---alone; and Mrs. Garrett is banking on a fruitcake that's about to become a glut on the market. Lisa Whelchel, Charlotte Rae, Kim Fields. (Repeat).