2024-09-22
Mama's romance with a suave actor is over when she gets wind of his intentions---via a TV crime show. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Iola: Beverly Archer. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
When Mama lands her own radio show, she gets a chance to do what she does best: criticize. Harrison Aldrich: Harry Murphy. Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
When Mama attends her junior high reunion, she finds no one has forgotten her---or her reputation as the school flirt. Clayton Gibbons: Ted Hayden. Joanne Mickley: Pat Crawford Brown. Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Iola: Beverly Archer. (Repeat).
The psychic Madame Rita claims to be communicating with Mama's late husband, but Mama has her doubts. Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Ken Berry, Dorothy Lyman, Beverly Archer, Allan Kayser. (Repeat).
When Mama heckles a nightclub comedian, she gets a chance to take his place behind the microphone. Shecky Lewis: Danny Dayton. Skip Foster: Ron Pearson. Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
When Bubba invites a heavy-metal band to stay, Mama fears they'll bring down the house. Ciji: Stacey Q. Snake: Lisa Michelson. Mojo: Terrah. Bubba: Allan Kayser. Iola: Beverly Archer. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. (Repeat).
A young Cambodian woman whom Fran and Val "adopted" visits her "mothers." Mai-Ling: Jennie Kwan. Val: Rachel Chagall. Fran: Fran Drescher. Dr. Miller: Spalding Gray. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. (Repeat).
Yetta's fiancé (Ray Charles) recommends Fran to his nephew---Bryant Gumbel---when Fran pursues her dream to be a TV weathercaster. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. Dr. Miller: Spalding Gray. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. (Repeat).
Fran hits it off with Maggie's philosophy professor (Harry Hamlin). Mrs. Goldberg: Anna Berger. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).
Fran plots to get Maxwell to propose to her during a Fine family reunion at Niagara Falls. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Cousin Cookie: Sparkle. (Repeat).
Fran is stricken with a terrible rash just when Maxwell agrees to be her date to a function involving Michael Bolton (who appears as himself). Dr. Cresitelli: Scott Baio. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. (Repeat).
Fran unwittingly reveals to gossip columnist Cindy Adams that a star's beauty mark is fake. Margo: Joan Van Ark. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Fran: Fran Drescher. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. (Repeat).
Fran realizes that her relationship with Maxwell parallels the distant one she has with her father. And that's not good. Fran: Fran Drescher. Dr. Miller: Spalding Gray. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. (Repeat).
Maxwell plans to propose to Fran (Fran Drescher) at long last. Niles: Daniel Davis. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. Val: Rachel Chagall. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. (Repeat).
Fran makes her first appearance as Maxwell's fiancée at a black-tie affair. Preston: Dick Martin. Uncle Stanley: Morty Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).
Fran recruits Sammy's grandson (Coolio) to audition for Maxwell's musical, unaware the kid's a gift-wrapper, not a gifted rapper. Sammy: Ray Charles. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. (Repeat).
Participation in a virtual-reality experiment fulfills Bud's fantasies; Al flips over a switch that has no apparent function. Amber: Juliet Tablak. Sandy: Elaine Hendrix. Kessler: J.D. Cullum. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Al and Kelly's film about shoes garners them a grant to shoot another movie: "A Day in the Life of a Shoe Salesman." Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Marcy leads a protest over the appointment of her ex as the new Dean of Students at Bud's college. Oliver: Eric Dane. Mark: Andrew Kavovit. April: Keri Russell. Nickolai: Timothy Elwell. Bud: David Faustino. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Al feigns a fear of shoes to win a lawsuit, and now he may have to bowl barefooted in a championship match. Baum: Charlie Dell. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Milt: Michael Rothhaar. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
A secret admirer sends Kelly expensive presents, but she isn't happy to receive them: he's only 12 years old. Robby: Noah Segan. Stitch: William Gallo. Bennett: Harry S. Murphy. Principal: Damien Leake. Refreshment Guy: Brad Parker. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Al tries to get Peggy's father to apologize to Peggy's mother after a fight, which has made Mom a Bundy house guest. April: Keri Russell. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Mom's Voice: Kathleen Freeman. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
An aerobics studio opens next to Al's shoe store, but the female clientele isn't what he was hoping for, so Al tries to recruit thinner aerobicizers. Ramon: Marco Sanchez. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Gary: Janet Carroll. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
In his final appearance, Buck goes to Animal Heaven, where his fate for eternity is decided by a feline judge. Back on Earth, Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) conducts a pet seance to console the grieving Kelly (Christina Applegate). Thomas: Ben Stein. (Repeat).
Al's "No Ma'am" group becomes a church to receive tax-exempt status. And publicity delivers unto them a congregation. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Al's Bodyguard: Prince Hughes. Mail Carrier: Rob Skyler. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
While researching an acting role as a scientist, Kelly concocts a solution that grows hair. But there's an unusual side effect. Scientist: Gene Wolande. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Peggy's self-defense class has Al complaining---especially because she proves tougher than him when she punches out a pickpocket. Thunder: Jody Mullenax. Genghis: Joseph Reitman. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Bud's attempt to get a picture of himself with wrestler King Kong Bundy lands him in the ring with the bruiser. Ike: Tom McCleister. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
At their high-school reunion, Kelly and a friend compete for the attentions of a nerd-turned-millionaire (Casper Van Dien). Ashley: Heidi Mark. Mindy: Lisa Picotte. Fawn: Lisa Boyle. Jessica: Sarah Ann Morris. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Jefferson unwittingly snaps a compromising photo of the actress who caused him and Al to lose their reservation at a lodge. Shannon Tweed guests as herself. Randolph: Joe Sagal. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Polk High plans to dedicate its new scoreboard to Al, until Marcy learns that another alum is Terry Bradshaw (who appears as himself). Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Peggy: Katey Sagal. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
To prove their manhood, Bud and Al go hunting with Peggy's father. But even though they bag a bear, they don't accomplish their goal. Gang Guy: Angelo Vacco. Bud: David Faustino. Al: Ed O'Neill. Peggy: Katey Sagal. (Repeat).
Peggy and Al join Peggy's parents on a "marriage encounter" weekend; Kelly asks Bud to look after her date's cousin. Ephraim: Tim Conway. Dr. Richelieu: Edward Hibbert. Carlos: Mark Espinoza. Esmerelda: Christina Solis. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
ESPN commentator Roy Firestone hosts this collection of clips spotlighting sports figures who've appeared on the series. Included: Joe Namath, Ken Stabler, Bubba Smith, Lawrence Taylor, Sugar Ray Leonard, Steve Garvey, Ed "Too Tall" Jones. (Repeat).
Griff wants to meet the woman he talked to on a phone-sex call. But that's not likely after Al finds out who's behind the voice. Butter: Jennifer Martin. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Ike: Tom McCleister. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Al: Ed O'Neill. (Repeat).
Bud turns to a shady character to finance an exercise video starring Kelly. Part 1 of two. Rafael: John Carlos Frey. Vito: Perry Anzilotti. Ariel: Jennifer Lyons. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Conclusion. Artistic differences slow production on Bud's video; wives wager on injuries their husbands might incur while helping to install the Bundys' satellite dish. Gino: Richard Moll. Rafael: John Carlos Frey. Bebe: J.J. Johnston. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Bud undertakes a business-class project, a calendar featuring college women. But his star model drops out when Al and his rival want to market the product nationally. Crystal: Krista Allen. Floyd: Victor Raider-Wexler. Pilgrim Girl: Patty Breton. (Repeat).
On his anniversary, Jefferson gets a tattoo to honor Marcy. But the drunken tattooist adorns him with the words "I love Mary." Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Griff: Harold Sylvester. Bob Rooney: E.E. Bell. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Part 1 of two. Bud and his friends plan to spend spring break in Fort Lauderdale---until they're scammed out of their airline tickets by Kelly and her pals. VJ Dan: Chris Hardwick. Hummer: Dave Ruby. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
Conclusion. While Marcy leads Bud and his friends to Fort Lauderdale, Al and Griff become judges for Kelly's beauty pageant. Ashley: Heidi Mark. Fawn: Lisa Boyle. Hummer: Dave Ruby. Angela: Meadow Williams. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Marcy will get a promotion if she can secure Al's Dodge for her boss's collection. Shimokawa: Pat Morita. Officer Dan: Dan Tullis Jr. Club Owner: Iqbal Theba. Jefferson: Ted McGinley. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. (Repeat).
Marcy bribes a building inspector to harass Al during construction of a doghouse for Lucky. Carlos: Mark Espinoza. Marcy: Amanda Bearse. Al: Ed O'Neill. Kelly: Christina Applegate. Bud: David Faustino. (Repeat).
Alan Thicke plays a wealthy man, and Nicole Eggert is the woman who uses him after her boyfriend starts dating Kelly. Tom: Matt Borlenghi. Maria: Terri Ivens. George: Phill Lewis. Jackson: Chris Young. Kelly: Christina Applegate. (Repeat).
When a corporation threatens to close the key shop where Vint works, it gets a tongue-lashing from key shareholder Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz). Alex Chetwynd: Dick Christie. B.D. Larson: S. Marc Jordan. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
When Iola raises a rose destined for garden-show glory, Mama is green with envy. Mae June Beasley: Marte Boyle Slout. Iola: Beverly Archer. Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
After being turned down for a loan, Mama stumbles onto a scheme for making the bank pay. Sam Travis: Phil Rubenstein. Miss Small: Judy Kain. Mama: Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Vint: Ken Berry. (Repeat).
Christmas dinner is threatened when the goose destined for the main course wins the hearts of the Harper clan. Vicki Lawrence Schultz. Vint: Ken Berry. Naomi: Dorothy Lyman. Iola: Beverly Archer. Bubba: Allan Kayser. (Repeat).