2024-10-01
The girls mistake a sexagenarian for the "older woman" Jack is dating. John Ritter. Martha: Irene Tedrow. Barbara: Claudette Nevins. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Roper: Norman Fell. (Repeat).
Roper discovers a hotline into the trio's apartment through a pipe, but soon regrets his eavesdropping. John Ritter, Suzanne Somers, Joyce DeWitt, Audra Lindley. (Repeat).
Jack caters a party for the bigwigs in Chrissy's office. J.C.: Emmaline Henry. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Penrose: Macon McCalman. Eloise: Bibi Osterwald. Roper: Norman Fell. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. (Repeat).
Jack finally has a chance to get it on with Chrissy when a mouse terrorizes the apartment building. (Repeat).
Jack's broken leg upsets Janet's plan for a cozy evening at home with a date. Gregg: Rod McCary. Jack: John Ritter. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Roper: Norman Fell. Chrissy: Suzanne Somers. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. (Repeat).
Jack plans to enter his chocolate-mousse pie in a bake-off contest---until Chrissy eats it. Travers: William Pierson. Janet: Joyce DeWitt. Hoffmeier: Leon Askin. Roper: Norman Fell. Mrs. Roper: Audra Lindley. (Repeat).
The queens must make parody PSAs, for a new charity supporting first-eliminated Drag Race queens. With queens Tempest DuJour, Jaymes Mansfield and Kahmora Hall; pop star Ava Max guest judges. (Repeat).
Michelle Visage's online shopping has gotten out of hand. In this design challenge, the queens are tasked to make outfits from all the junk she has ordered. Taraji P. Henson ("Empire") guest judges. (Repeat).
The queens don shoulder pads and flex their acting muscles in a campy 80s soap opera. LGBT activist Ts Madison guest judges. (Repeat).
The queens sing and dance in 60s girls groups The Rupremes, The Runettes and The Shangrulas. Comedian Alec Mapa guest judges. (Repeat).
The Harvest Fair festivities are dampened by a misunderstanding over a tomboy's affections for the other girls. Cindy: Julie Anne Haddock. Mrs. Garrett: Charlotte Rae. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Bradley: John Lawlor. (Repeat).
Tootie accidentally comes across a paper which lists the I.Q. scores of each one of the girls. Nancy received the highest score and Sue Ann scored the lowest, this puts extra pressure on each one of them just prior to midterm exams. (Repeat).
Tootie's father can't understand his daughter's modest career goals. Tootie: Kim Fields. Mrs. Garrett: Charlotte Rae. Bradley: John Lawlor. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Molly: Molly Ringwald. (Repeat).
Blair "borrows" an Emily Dickinson poem and wins third prize in a poetry contest. Charlotte Rae. Bradley: John Lawlor. Tootie: Kim Fields. Nancy: Felice Schachter. Natalie: Mindy Cohn. (Repeat).
Blair and Sue Ann kid each other about their weight and Sue Ann takes Blair's comments a little too seriously. However, when Blair sets Sue Ann up on a blind date which will involve going swimming, Sue Ann goes on a starvation diet leading to a collapse. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrett also jumps on the dieting wagon, trying to fit in a size 12 dress. (Repeat).
Mrs. Garrett begins teaching a sex-education class at Eastland and her tactics are against the more prudish suggestions of Mr. Bradley. Meanwhile, Blair takes the ideas from class and expirements with her latest boyfriend, Steve. (Repeat).
A flood hits Peekskill which prompts Blair and Tootie to race out to the stables to save some animals from being washed away. However the dam breaks and Blair and Tootie become in danger of being washed away. (Repeat).
When a class assignment about family history comes up, Natalie is embarrassed to admit she was adopted---and searches for her birth mother. Garrett: Charlotte Rae. Bradley: John Lawler. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Tootie: Kim Fields. (Repeat).
The headmaster's desire for track awards causes competition among the athletes. Charlotte Rae. Sue Ann: Julie Piekarski. Bradley: John Lawlor. Cindy: Julie Anne Haddock. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. (Repeat).
Molly tries to stop her parents' divorce. Charlotte Rae. Sue Ann: Julie Piekarski. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Dr. Parker: William Bogert. Bradley: John Lawlor. Cindy: Julie Anne Haddock. Angela: Patch MacKenzie. Mrs. Parker: Gloria Carlin. (Repeat).
A clique invites Blair and Sue Ann to a meeting where marijuana is smoked. Mrs. Garrett: Charlotte Rae. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Sue Ann: Julie Piekarski. Tumpy: Hillary Horan. Emily: Helen Hunt. (Repeat).
Arnold Jackson visits Mrs. Garrett just as she's preoccupied with a new student, a tough city kid who immediately gets herself and her schoolmates into trouble. First of two parts. Mrs. Garrett: Charlotte Rae. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Natalie: Mindy Cohn. (Repeat).
Conclusion. The girls are released from jail and put in the custody of Mrs. Garrett (Charlotte Rae), who promptly assigns them to KP. Blair: Lisa Whelchel. Jo: Nancy McKeon. Tootie: Kim Fields. (Repeat).
A snobbish Blair learns a lesson from her snobbish boyfriend, but humiliates Jo in the process. Jo: Nancy McKeon. Harrison: Grant Wilson. Mrs. Garrett: Charlotte Rae. Tootie: Kim Fields. (Repeat).
Maxwell and C.C. seek movie rights for a project with Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Fran: Fran Drescher. Niles: Daniel Davis. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. (Repeat).
Fran earns her candy stripes by substituting for Maggie as a hospital volunteer. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. (Repeat).
Fran provides refuge for her sister (Ellen Ratner), whose marriage has broken up. But the siblings don't get along harmoniously. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).
Fran enters a kissing contest to be the cover girl for an album recorded by Billy Ray Cyrus (who appears as himself). Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Manager: David Carpenter. Val: Rachel Chagall. Sean: Scott Whyte. (Repeat).
Tyne Daly plays Fran's friend, a veteran nanny whose retirement causes Fran to worry about her own future. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Addy: Adeline Drescher. Lupe: Irene Olga Lopez. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).
Fran helps a struggling actress (Tracy Nelson) snag a job at a Queens hair salon called The Chatterbox. Mr. Anthony: Patrick Cassidy. Kim: Lauren Tom. Claude: Edward Hibbert. Mimo: J.D. Daniels. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. (Repeat).
Fran's purse is snatched, and, alas, the bag contained a Shakespearean document belonging to Maxwell. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Det. Shoenfeld: William Bumiller. Mugger: Alex Nevil. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).
Embellishments to her life story make Fran reluctant to meet her pen pal in person. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. Grace: Madeline Zima. (Repeat).
C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean), a college professor, bets his sister that he can get Fran on "Jeopardy!" Alex Trebek has a cameo, as does Roger Clinton. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. (Repeat).
Fran---and her mother---are dazzled by a charming gentleman, who's revealed to be something else when he takes Fran to buy a diamond. Fran: Fran Drescher. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Yetta: Ann Guilbert. (Repeat).
A feud between Fran's mom and aunt sours Maggie's sweet-16 party. Freida: Lainie Kazan. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Fran: Fran Drescher. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).
Feeling the need for a life outside the Sheffields' townhouse, Fran moves into a dingy little apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall). Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Sylvia: Renee Taylor. Landlord: David L. Lander. Dr. Briskin: David Bowe. (Repeat).
Fran responds to her ex-fiancé's engagement by going on a shopping spree. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Val: Rachel Chagall. Salesperson: Adrienne Brett. (Repeat).
Maxwell is attracted to his new publicist, but he's decidedly not her preference. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Fran: Fran Drescher. Niles: Daniel Davis. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Brighton: Benjamin Salisbury. Grace: Madeline Zima. (Repeat).
Legal problems arise when Fran throws a party during Maxwell's absence. Milton Berle guests as Fran's uncle Manny. Maxwell: Charles Shaughnessy. Val: Rachel Chagall. Niles: Daniel Davis. Judge: Allan Rich. Jeff: Kane Picoy. C.C.: Lauren Lane. (Repeat).
In order to provoke his overbearing mother, Maxwell proposes to Fran (Fran Drescher). Elizabeth: Dina Merrill. C.C.: Lauren Lane. Niles: Daniel Davis. Maggie: Nicholle Tom. Grace: Madeline Zima. (Repeat).