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With Pops sick in bed, Mike (Mitch Mullany) turns the diner into a health-food spot to attract the gym clientele, and a suspiciously delicious "fat-free" cheesecake proves very popular. Pops: John Witherspoon. Dee: Anna Maria Horsford. (Repeat).

When Marlon tires of Shawn's domineering nature, he relocates to Mike's apartment, which leaves Shawn rooming with T.C. (Phill Lewis). Mike: Mitch Mullany. Toya: Tanya Wright. Shawn: Shawn Wayans. (Repeat).

Shawn's romantic Valentine's Day plans go awry when his girlfriend (Renee Hughes) wises up to his two-timing ways and spurns him for Marlon. Meanwhile, Dee thinks her secret admirer is Pops (John Witherspoon). (Repeat).

Pops lands a gig as the Ghetto Gourmet on TV. But with Marlon as his assistant, what's cooking is the show's goose. Meanwhile, street hustler T.C. becomes a security guard. Ken: Gary Beach. Kiki: Heather Lee. (Repeat).

Marlon (Marlon Wayans) takes the credit when Shawn saves a boy's life, and the public adulation goes to his head, which is soon filled with visions of his own line of action figures. Sylvia: Gretchen Palmer. (Repeat).

When Dee falls for a smooth-talking con man, Shawn and Marlon must find a way to open her eyes before the wedding. Roland: Marc Gomes. Dee: Anna Maria Horsford. Stacey: Roxanne Beckford. Marlon: Marlon Wayans. (Repeat).

Mortified over spying his mother kiss the handyman (Lee Weaver), Philip can't bear to think of her having a new man in her life. Mrs. Sweeting: Eda Reiss Merin. Grandma: Virginia Capers. Philip: James Avery. Will: Will Smith. (Repeat).

Tensions spill over just before the wedding of Will's Aunt Janice when Will's mom (Vernee Watson-Johnson) meets Janice's intended (Dietrich Bader). Janice: Charlayne Woodard. Helen: Jennifer Lewis. Will: Will Smith. (Repeat).

Vivian's 40th birthday marks a crisis and a career change in which she plans to perfect her dance skills. Gina: Judy Prescott. Robin: Cynthia Green. Teacher: Nancy Saenz. Vivian: Janet Hubert-Whitten. (Repeat).

Will hits it off with the full-figured Dee Dee, but her size keeps him from asking her to the dance. Claudia: Nia Long. Robert: S. Kyle Parker. Lieberbaum: Michael Weiner. Will: Will Smith. (Repeat).

A pompous lawyer who's dating Hilary is no fan of Will's after he's sideswiped by Will's roadster. Judge Wilson: Richard McKenzie. Jazz: Jeffrey A. Townes. Hilary: Karyn Parsons. Will: Will Smith. (Repeat).

Zsa Zsa Gabor plays a neighbor from the golden age of movies, whom Will and Carlton suspect of stealing the family's silverware. Firth: John Petlock. Will: Will Smith. Carlton: Alfonso Riberio. (Repeat).

Bell Biv DeVoe shoots a video at the Bankses, courtesy of Carlton, who rents the house while his parents are away. Tyriq: Perry Moore. Director: David Bowe. Veronica: Shawn Murray. Carlton: Alfonso Ribeiro. (Repeat).

After winning at the country club's Monte Carlo night fund-raiser, Will learns that he's expected to donate the money to charity. Firth: John Petlock. Ramon: Brandon Adams. Cummings: Don Amendolia. Brett: Richard Penn. (Repeat).

On a family ski trip, the Banks find that they must come up with Christmas gifts from the heart after their belongings are stolen. Vy: Vernee Watson-Johnson. Fred: Don Sparks. Janice: Charlayne Woodard. Will: Will Smith. (Repeat).

Hilary is in a jam after embellishing her résumé, then landing a catering job that's more than she can handle. Tyriq: Perry Moore. Barbara: Joan McMurtrey. Cindy: Clea Lewis. Krista: Sharon Brown. (Repeat).

On the basketball court, winning is everything to Will, as it is to an opponent (Allen Payne) from Malibu Prep, who can't afford to lose. Nelson: Hugh Dane. Joe: Ivory Ocean. Tommy: Bobby McGee. Coach Smiley: Dave Florek. (Repeat).

Reality stars party, fight and hook up in exotic locales while competing in physical challenges and scheming to win cash prizes on the competition show that started it all. (Repeat).

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Reality stars party, fight and hook up in exotic locales while competing in insane physical challenges and scheming to win cash prizes on the competition show that started it all. (Repeat).

Targets affect the game since players must learn how to play while not knowing if they will be safe in the upcoming elimination. TJ's favorite challenge is back in the guise of a Challenge History lecture. A controversial sudden death round. (Repeat).

An exhausting challenge leaves an era questioning one of their own, while another era can't get on the same page. A long-standing rivalry between two teammates comes to a head and erupts. Champions collide in an epic, nail-bitin (Repeat).

A challenger must decide between righting their past wrongs or creating a new divide. Another player tries to protect a "friend" in their relationship, but only creates a problem for themself. An entire era grasps at anything to (Repeat).

Tom Green's film debut casts him as a perpetual college student narrating the raucous odyssey of four university buddies as they make their way from Ithaca, N.Y., to Austin. Their goal: retrieve an illicit video, which was mailed by mistake. Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott, Amy Smart, Paulo Costanzo, DJ Qualls, Rachel Blanchard. (Repeat).

Vince Vaughn stars in this raucous romantic comedy about a couple attempting to salvage their marriage by inviting three other couples to join them at an island resort. However, everyone is disturbed to discover that participation in therapy sessions is mandatory if they hope to remain at the idyllic paradise. Directed by Peter Billingsley. Jon Favreau, Jason Bateman, Faizon Love, Kristen Bell, Je

Uproarious sports spoof featuring Will Ferrell and Jon Heder as bitter skating rivals who've been banned from the sport after an embarrassing international incident. But they learn of a rules loophole and become a team in the pairs' competition. Directed by Josh Gordon and Will Speck. Included: cameos by skating greats Brian Boitano, Dorothy Hamill, Peggy Fleming, Sasha Cohen and Nancy Kerrigan. J

Tom Green's film debut casts him as a perpetual college student narrating the raucous odyssey of four university buddies as they make their way from Ithaca, N.Y., to Austin. Their goal: retrieve an illicit video, which was mailed by mistake. Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott, Amy Smart, Paulo Costanzo, DJ Qualls, Rachel Blanchard. (Repeat).

Vince Vaughn stars in this raucous romantic comedy about a couple attempting to salvage their marriage by inviting three other couples to join them at an island resort. However, everyone is disturbed to discover that participation in therapy sessions is mandatory if they hope to remain at the idyllic paradise. Directed by Peter Billingsley. Jon Favreau, Jason Bateman, Faizon Love, Kristen Bell, Je

Uproarious sports spoof featuring Will Ferrell and Jon Heder as bitter skating rivals who've been banned from the sport after an embarrassing international incident. But they learn of a rules loophole and become a team in the pairs' competition. Directed by Josh Gordon and Will Speck. Included: cameos by skating greats Brian Boitano, Dorothy Hamill, Peggy Fleming, Sasha Cohen and Nancy Kerrigan. J

An ultimatum between brothers threatens to end more than just their relationship. A risqué question between two lovers puts the path to their happily-ever-after in question. (Repeat).

A secret confession is revealed in permanent ink and things will never be the same for this mama's boy. Two best friends compete for the HBIC title while tearing their lifelong friendship to shreds…literally. (Repeat).

Besties brand their sexual preferences on each other's bodies for the whole world to see. Two pranksters do each other dirty when their most intimate secrets are revealed. (Repeat).

Exes come to the studio hoping for reconciliation but a painful reminder of the past erupts in an all-out ink war. A girlfriend tries to lockdown her man for life with a tattoo he'll never be able to forget, but an ultimatum might throw a wrench in her plans. (Repeat).

Teen Mom's Cheyenne comes to the studio to out her baby daddy; a fed-up fiancé fails to see the double meaning behind the tattoo he's inked on his future wife. (Repeat).

18 Artists find they must work in teams divided by gender. (Repeat).

Team leaders emerge in a shocking new season-long twist that sends the artists a wake-up call and shakes up the competition. The Battle of the Sexes continues for $100K and the title. (Repeat).

The artists must fight even harder to win the Battle of the Sexes as the field thins and the competition intensifies. One artist is not wired properly for the competition and must pack their machines and close shop. (Repeat).

The judges are looking for color contrast and the artists are out for blood with full color neo-traditional animal tattoos. The battle continues for $100K and the title. (Repeat).

It's every man or woman for themselves when the artists are subject to a blind critique. The battle continues for $100K and the title. (Repeat).

The Artists must put needle to skin consistently to take out their Competitors. The Battle of the Sexes continues for $100K and the title of Ink Master. (Repeat).

The Artists must prove their strength by facing off against each other with head-to-head tattoos. (Repeat).

The judges test the artists' understanding of color theory, and two coaches take the artists to school. The battle intensifies for $100K and the title. (Repeat).

The teams are out of balance as the artists cross enemy battle lines to pick secret alliances. A freehand drawing challenge tests the competitors' artistic ability. (Repeat).

The artists are tested in adaptability. (Repeat).

The Artists find themselves in a dicey situation with coaches Josh Payne and Nikki Simpson. Some things are hard to cover up as the battle continues. (Repeat).

The artists are challenged to create tattoos that would mirror a master tattooer. (Repeat).

With only six Artists left the battle for $100K, the season 12 title of Ink Master is more intense than ever before. The Artists are on their own in a test of finesse. (Repeat).

The Men's Team takes aim at the Women in an illustrative portrait challenge; the battle continues for $100K and the title of Ink Master. (Repeat).

The last four Artists remaining battle it out in a tattoo marathon to secure their spot in the season thirteen finale. Only the three most versatile and deserving Artists move on in their quest for $100K and the title of Ink Master. (Repeat).

7 veteran Artists battle it out in the Clash of the Coaches Face Off. The Battle of the Sexes comes to an end as the three Finalists reveal their 35-hour Master Canvas tattoos and one Artist wins the title of Ink Master. (Repeat).

Between early success as a rapper and later on the big screen, Will Smith headlined this hit sitcom about a streetwise Philadelphia youth living with wealthy relatives in L.A. The cultural clashes that inevitably arose resulted in life lessons for all. (Repeat).

Between early success as a rapper and later on the big screen, Will Smith headlined this hit sitcom about a streetwise Philadelphia youth living with wealthy relatives in L.A. The cultural clashes that inevitably arose resulted in life lessons for all. (Repeat).