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Wise-talking Charley Partanna (Jack Nicholson) is a ruthless hit man from Brooklyn, whose life is turned upside down when he falls for a beautiful hit woman (Kathleen Turner) from California.

Slick, sick and definitely not for the easily offended, Jimmy offers a masterclass in comedy as he takes his dry and sardonic wit to a whole new level. And it seems that no-one and nothing is safe.

Well loved comedian and actor Jack Whitehall performs his biting stand-up routine in the round before a huge London audience.

As Ahir mulls over how clouds are formed, he opens up about being a smoker in an anti-smoking society, his British Indian identity, and planning a future for his yet-to-be-born children.

Ageing boyband, Boys 5-eva, have decided to reform. It might seem like a cynical cash-grab... because it is. Starring Huge Davies, Jason Forbes, George Fouracres and Philip Olivier. (S1, E.

The One With The Inappropriate Sister: A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E.

Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E.

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...Show. Michael McIntyre presents a festive mix of comedy, music and games. Olympian Louis Smith, Nan (Catherine Tate), and singer/radio and TV presenter Aled Jones guest star.

Phoebe tries to track down her real father. Meanwhile, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of pros and cons about him. (S2, E.

Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E.

The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie: Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E.

The One With The Inappropriate Sister: A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E.

A young man (Tom Hanks) is reunited with a mermaid (Darryl Hannah) he briefly encountered as a boy and falls in love with her without knowing her secret.

A scientifically miniaturised marine (Dennis Quaid) unexpectedly finds himself floating around a hypochondriac's body (Martin Short), evading saboteurs trying to steal the shrinking device.

...Show. Michael McIntyre presents a festive mix of comedy, music and games. Olympian Louis Smith, Nan (Catherine Tate), and singer/radio and TV presenter Aled Jones guest star.

Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E.

The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie: Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E.

The One With The Inappropriate Sister: A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E.

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E.

The One With The Holiday Armadillo: Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E.

The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E.

The One With Christmas in Tulsa: When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E.

...Show. Michael McIntyre presents a festive mix of comedy, music and games. Olympian Louis Smith, Nan (Catherine Tate), and singer/radio and TV presenter Aled Jones guest star.

After being mistaken for an actor, a New York thief (Robert Downey Jr.) is sent to Hollywood to train under a private eye (Val Kilmer) for a potential movie role. Crime comedy dir. Shane Black.

Lifelong friends Ethan (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), Isaac (Seth Rogen) and Chris (Anthony Mackie) reunite for one final night of Christmas Eve debauchery, capping off their crazy ten year tradition.

No-one writes sharper jokes and no-one delivers them better than Jimmy. He commands his audience with twisted little aphorisms, with no-one escaping his biting wit and take-no-prisoners approach.

Dara Ó Briain's stand-up show filmed live at London's Apollo. Topics include virtual reality, having too much technology at home and handling reports of your own demise.

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics & polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; guests incl. Josh Widdicombe, Russell Kane & Kimberley Walsh. (S11, E.

Enjoy hilarious highlights from Series, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson, with guests incl. Jack Whitehall, Sarah Millican, Charlie Brooker & Jack Dee. (S, E.

The One Where Everybody Finds Out: Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E.

The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E.

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...Show. Michael McIntyre's annual festive special returns; stuffed with big stars, big laughs and big surprises! Alesha Dixon and Bill Bailey feature. (S3, E.

Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E.

The One With The Holiday Armadillo: Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E.

Bean sits a maths exam and is confident until he realises he's studied the wrong equations. Then, Mr. Bean tries to discreetly change into his swimming trunks at the beach. (S1, E.

Bean goes shopping at a department store. Afterwards, he goes to a fancy restaurant where he tries to dispose of his awful-tasting meal, and gets into mischief at a royal greeting. (S1, E.

Bean tries to navigate through the various challenges of everyday life. This time, he takes a plunge at the swimming pool, has trouble in a car park and gets a fright at the cinema. (S1, E.

Mr Bean unsuccessfully tries out his new technology. Later, Bean's night out spells disaster for a stage magician, and he shows off his dancing skills at Club Phut. (S1, E.

Mr Bean, late for his dental appointment, tries to get dressed and clean his teeth on the way. After the dentist, Bean visits the park, where he tangles with a pesky fly and a toy boat. (S1, E.

Bean hits the road! At a bus stop, Bean tries his best to revive a heart attack victim. Later, Bean packs for a holiday, and attempts to entertain a sick boy on a plane. (S1, E.

Grown up Peter Pan (Robin Williams), now a stuffy lawyer who has blocked out his past, must fly to Never-Never Land to rescue his children from a sadistic Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman).

After Bricksburg is invaded by DUPLO aliens, Emmet (Chris Pratt) embarks on an intergalactic quest to save his friends & restore harmony to the LEGO-verse. Stars Elizabeth Banks & Will Arnett.

Bean causes trouble at a hotel and gets competitive with his hotel neighbour. After eating some spoiled oysters, he wakes up at night to some loud noises and gets locked out of his room. (S1, E.

Enjoy the Christmas adventures of Mr Bean! He visits town for a chaotic shopping trip, and tries to host a romantic Christmas for his girlfriend whilst preparing a disastrous festive feast. (S1, E.

...Show. Michael McIntyre's annual festive special returns; stuffed with big stars, big laughs and big surprises! Alesha Dixon and Bill Bailey feature. (S3, E.

Michael returns to the stage to do what he does best; make everyday life face-achingly hilarious. He throws everything in to this memorable performance that has over 15,000 rolling in the aisles.

McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London.

...Uncut. Wembley bursts at the seams for another Lee Evans spectacular! He covers getting lost in the car with your wife, annoying caravan owners and the big question; where do women go to pass wind.

Kevin giving his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, waiting for fast food, and comparing Trump to a Glasgow taxi driver.

Al Murray puts the world to rights with his lager fuelled, irreverent philosophies. Guaranteed laughs, but definitely not for the faint-hearted.

Jimmy is well known for his one liners and non-stop gags. His wit and fast-paced style are at their brilliant best here as we get too-rude-for-TV jokes, hilarious heckling, and even better put-downs.

Mr Bean, late for his dental appointment, tries to get dressed and clean his teeth on the way. After the dentist, Bean visits the park, where he tangles with a pesky fly and a toy boat. (S1, E.

Enjoy the Christmas adventures of Mr Bean! He visits town for a chaotic shopping trip, and tries to host a romantic Christmas for his girlfriend whilst preparing a disastrous festive feast. (S1, E.

Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E.

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E.

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...Show. Michael presents a night packed with Christmas treats and unmissable surprises. Katherine Jenkins and Chris Kamara feature. (S4, E.

Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E.

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E.

The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E.

The One After Ross Says Rachel: Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E.

Ed Balls plays Celebrity Send to All, there's stand-up comedy from Joe Lycett, and Michael plays the Midnight Game Show plus performs some of his own unmissable comedy material, (S3, E.

TV presenters Marvin and Rochelle Humes both hand over their phones in the first ever double Send To All. Plus whose bedroom will Michael be sneaking into in the return of Midnight Gameshow? (S3, E.

...Show. Michael McIntyre's annual festive special returns; stuffed with big stars, big laughs and big surprises! Alesha Dixon and Bill Bailey feature. (S3, E.

...Show. Michael presents a night packed with Christmas treats and unmissable surprises. Katherine Jenkins and Chris Kamara feature. (S4, E.

Bean hosts a unique New Year's Eve party, which soon drives the guests away. The next morning, Bean tries a spot of DIY and literally starts off the new year with a bang. (S1, E.

While visiting the seaside, Bean accidentally becomes lumbered with a baby. So he does the honourable thing of treating it to a day at the fun fair. (S1, E.

Mr Bean attends a school open day and unleashes his usual brand of chaos in various classes. Bean's day takes a somber turn when he discovers that his cherished Mini is not where he left it. (S1, E.

After some laundry chaos, Bean tries his hand at Krazy Golf. But after being told he can only touch the ball with the club, Bean's poor aim leads him on an elaborate tour around town. (S1, E.

Bean goes to hospital after his hand gets stuck in a kettle, but faces a long wait in A&E. Bean decorates a British guard so he can take a picture, and tries to cure his own insomnia. (S1, E.

Bean holds the fort at a barbershop, resulting in some terrible haircuts. Later, Bean cheats at village fête games, and tries to sneak past a ticket inspector after a train journey. (S1, E.

Mr Bean and Teddy remember past experiences, like Bean's unfortunate trip to the dentist, his sleepy time in church, the Christmas turkey disaster, and even the demise of his beloved Mini.

...Show. Michael presents a night packed with Christmas treats and unmissable surprises. Katherine Jenkins and Chris Kamara feature. (S4, E.

Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life.

A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain. Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn star.

Long-time friends and colossal fools Lloyd (Jim Carrey) and Harry (Jeff Daniels) embark on a journey to find Harry's newly-discovered daughter and convince her to donate a kidney to Harry.

The posh-suited gagster unleashes his rapid fire wit upon his audience with jokes that are just too rude for mainstream TV. As Jimmy explains: 'This isn't a show for the easily offended.

From dates at Nando's to lads' holidays in Magaluf, British customer service etiquette to having sex at his parents' house. Jack dances from one story to another. Recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.

Expect mischief and glee with a dash of deliciously dark humour, all coming together with a social conscience in Kiri's love letter to Wales and, to a lesser extent, the global village at large.

Grime artist Bosski (Kiell Smith-Bynoe) raps about his Day One Man Dem - his ever-present crew. But does he actually know any of them? (S1, E.

Comedian Maisie Adam narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. Witness football flops, searches for the most ridiculous dancer and we show you what dogs are most scared of. (S6, E.

While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E.

Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E.

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The One Where Eddie Moves In: Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E.

Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E.

The One Where Eddie Won't Go: Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E.

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E.

Dorothy (Fairuza Balk) finds herself back in the Land of Oz where she meets new friends like Tik Tok and Jack Pumpkinhead, as well as new enemies... Jean Marsh and Piper Laurie feature.

The romantic ups and downs of accountant Mollie (Kirstie Alley) are viewed cynically by a most unusual bystander -- her talking newborn, Mikey (Bruce Willis). Also stars John Travolta.

The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E.

The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E.

The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E.

The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E.

When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E.

The One With The Baby On The Bus: Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E.

Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E.

After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E.

The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends: Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E.

The One With The Chicken Pox: Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E.

The One With The Halloween Party: At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (guest-star Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E.

Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E.

...Uncut. 'Live & Laughing' is the first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. He looks at learning to drive, the trouble of bringing up children, and the world of the "Man Drawer".

Robbie (Adam Sandler), a singer, and Julia (Drew Barrymore), a waitress, are both engaged... but to the wrong people. Fortune intervenes to help them discover each other.

After being mistaken for an actor, a New York thief (Robert Downey Jr.) is sent to Hollywood to train under a private eye (Val Kilmer) for a potential movie role. Crime comedy dir. Shane Black.