2024-12-25 00:00 Teleshopping 01:00 Teleshopping 02:00 Cruise TV With LoveitBookit Your one-stop-shop for all things cruise; bringing you the hottest destinations, ground-breaking ships and the latest deals to ensure your next cruise holiday is your greatest one. 03:00 Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas.. ...Show. Michael McIntyre's annual festive special returns; stuffed with big stars, big laughs and big surprises! Alesha Dixon and Bill Bailey feature. (S3, E. 04:00 Friends: Christmas Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast. (S6, E. 04:30 Friends: Christmas The One With The Holiday Armadillo: Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E. 05:00 Mr. Bean Bean sits a maths exam and is confident until he realises he's studied the wrong equations. Then, Mr. Bean tries to discreetly change into his swimming trunks at the beach. (S1, E. 05:30 Mr. Bean Bean goes shopping at a department store. Afterwards, he goes to a fancy restaurant where he tries to dispose of his awful-tasting meal, and gets into mischief at a royal greeting. (S1, E. 06:00 Mr. Bean Bean tries to navigate through the various challenges of everyday life. This time, he takes a plunge at the swimming pool, has trouble in a car park and gets a fright at the cinema. (S1, E. 06:30 Mr. Bean Mr Bean unsuccessfully tries out his new technology. Later, Bean's night out spells disaster for a stage magician, and he shows off his dancing skills at Club Phut. (S1, E. 07:00 Mr. Bean Mr Bean, late for his dental appointment, tries to get dressed and clean his teeth on the way. After the dentist, Bean visits the park, where he tangles with a pesky fly and a toy boat. (S1, E. 07:30 Mr. Bean Bean hits the road! At a bus stop, Bean tries his best to revive a heart attack victim. Later, Bean packs for a holiday, and attempts to entertain a sick boy on a plane. (S1, E. 08:00 Hook Grown up Peter Pan (Robin Williams), now a stuffy lawyer who has blocked out his past, must fly to Never-Never Land to rescue his children from a sadistic Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman). 10:50 The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part After Bricksburg is invaded by DUPLO aliens, Emmet (Chris Pratt) embarks on an intergalactic quest to save his friends & restore harmony to the LEGO-verse. Stars Elizabeth Banks & Will Arnett. 12:55 Mr. Bean Bean causes trouble at a hotel and gets competitive with his hotel neighbour. After eating some spoiled oysters, he wakes up at night to some loud noises and gets locked out of his room. (S1, E. 13:30 Mr. Bean: Christmas Enjoy the Christmas adventures of Mr Bean! He visits town for a chaotic shopping trip, and tries to host a romantic Christmas for his girlfriend whilst preparing a disastrous festive feast. (S1, E. 14:00 Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas.. ...Show. Michael McIntyre's annual festive special returns; stuffed with big stars, big laughs and big surprises! Alesha Dixon and Bill Bailey feature. (S3, E. 15:00 Michael McIntyre: Happy & Glorious Michael returns to the stage to do what he does best; make everyday life face-achingly hilarious. He throws everything in to this memorable performance that has over 15,000 rolling in the aisles. 16:00 Michael McIntyre: Showtime McIntyre returns on top form with razor sharp observations and has the crowd in stitches with talk his wife will not be happy with! Legendary British stand up! Recorded at the O2 in London. 17:00 Lee Evans: Live At Wembley Arena.. ...Uncut. Wembley bursts at the seams for another Lee Evans spectacular! He covers getting lost in the car with your wife, annoying caravan owners and the big question; where do women go to pass wind. 19:30 Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour Kevin giving his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, waiting for fast food, and comparing Trump to a Glasgow taxi driver. 20:30 Al Murray: Giving It Both Barrels Al Murray puts the world to rights with his lager fuelled, irreverent philosophies. Guaranteed laughs, but definitely not for the faint-hearted. 21:30 Jimmy Carr: Being Funny Jimmy is well known for his one liners and non-stop gags. His wit and fast-paced style are at their brilliant best here as we get too-rude-for-TV jokes, hilarious heckling, and even better put-downs. 22:20 Mr. Bean Mr Bean, late for his dental appointment, tries to get dressed and clean his teeth on the way. After the dentist, Bean visits the park, where he tangles with a pesky fly and a toy boat. (S1, E. 22:50 Mr. Bean: Christmas Enjoy the Christmas adventures of Mr Bean! He visits town for a chaotic shopping trip, and tries to host a romantic Christmas for his girlfriend whilst preparing a disastrous festive feast. (S1, E. 23:15 Friends Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E. 23:35 Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E.
2024-12-26 00:00 Teleshopping 01:00 Teleshopping 02:00 Cruise TV With LoveitBookit Your one-stop-shop for all things cruise; bringing you the hottest destinations, ground-breaking ships and the latest deals to ensure your next cruise holiday is your greatest one. 03:00 Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas.. ...Show. Michael presents a night packed with Christmas treats and unmissable surprises. Katherine Jenkins and Chris Kamara feature. (S4, E. 04:00 Friends Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E. 04:30 Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E. 05:00 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E. 05:30 Friends: Celebrities The One After Ross Says Rachel: Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E. 06:00 Michael McIntyre's Big Show Ed Balls plays Celebrity Send to All, there's stand-up comedy from Joe Lycett, and Michael plays the Midnight Game Show plus performs some of his own unmissable comedy material, (S3, E. 07:00 Michael McIntyre's Big Show TV presenters Marvin and Rochelle Humes both hand over their phones in the first ever double Send To All. Plus whose bedroom will Michael be sneaking into in the return of Midnight Gameshow? (S3, E. 08:00 Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas.. ...Show. Michael McIntyre's annual festive special returns; stuffed with big stars, big laughs and big surprises! Alesha Dixon and Bill Bailey feature. (S3, E. 09:00 Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas.. ...Show. Michael presents a night packed with Christmas treats and unmissable surprises. Katherine Jenkins and Chris Kamara feature. (S4, E. 10:00 Mr. Bean Bean hosts a unique New Year's Eve party, which soon drives the guests away. The next morning, Bean tries a spot of DIY and literally starts off the new year with a bang. (S1, E. 10:30 Mr. Bean While visiting the seaside, Bean accidentally becomes lumbered with a baby. So he does the honourable thing of treating it to a day at the fun fair. (S1, E. 11:00 Mr. Bean Mr Bean attends a school open day and unleashes his usual brand of chaos in various classes. Bean's day takes a somber turn when he discovers that his cherished Mini is not where he left it. (S1, E. 11:30 Mr. Bean After some laundry chaos, Bean tries his hand at Krazy Golf. But after being told he can only touch the ball with the club, Bean's poor aim leads him on an elaborate tour around town. (S1, E. 12:00 Mr. Bean Bean goes to hospital after his hand gets stuck in a kettle, but faces a long wait in A&E. Bean decorates a British guard so he can take a picture, and tries to cure his own insomnia. (S1, E. 12:30 Mr. Bean Bean holds the fort at a barbershop, resulting in some terrible haircuts. Later, Bean cheats at village fête games, and tries to sneak past a ticket inspector after a train journey. (S1, E. 13:00 The Best of Mr Bean Mr Bean and Teddy remember past experiences, like Bean's unfortunate trip to the dentist, his sleepy time in church, the Christmas turkey disaster, and even the demise of his beloved Mini. 14:00 Michael McIntyre's Big Christmas.. ...Show. Michael presents a night packed with Christmas treats and unmissable surprises. Katherine Jenkins and Chris Kamara feature. (S4, E. 15:00 Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 16:00 Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain. Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn star. 17:50 Dumb And Dumber To Long-time friends and colossal fools Lloyd (Jim Carrey) and Harry (Jeff Daniels) embark on a journey to find Harry's newly-discovered daughter and convince her to donate a kidney to Harry. 20:00 Jimmy Carr: Comedian The posh-suited gagster unleashes his rapid fire wit upon his audience with jokes that are just too rude for mainstream TV. As Jimmy explains: 'This isn't a show for the easily offended. 21:00 Jack Whitehall Live At The Apollo From dates at Nando's to lads' holidays in Magaluf, British customer service etiquette to having sex at his parents' house. Jack dances from one story to another. Recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo. 22:00 Kiri Pritchard-McLean: Home Truths Expect mischief and glee with a dash of deliciously dark humour, all coming together with a social conscience in Kiri's love letter to Wales and, to a lesser extent, the global village at large. 22:45 The Comedy Central Chart Show Grime artist Bosski (Kiell Smith-Bynoe) raps about his Day One Man Dem - his ever-present crew. But does he actually know any of them? (S1, E. 22:50 Most Ridiculous Comedian Maisie Adam narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. Witness football flops, searches for the most ridiculous dancer and we show you what dogs are most scared of. (S6, E. 23:15 Friends While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E. 23:35 Friends Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E.
2024-12-27 00:00 Teleshopping 01:00 Teleshopping 02:00 Cruise TV With LoveitBookit Your one-stop-shop for all things cruise; bringing you the hottest destinations, ground-breaking ships and the latest deals to ensure your next cruise holiday is your greatest one. 03:00 Friends: Celebrities The One Where Eddie Moves In: Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E. 03:35 Friends: Celebrities Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E. 04:00 Friends: Celebrities The One Where Eddie Won't Go: Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E. 04:30 Friends: Celebrities Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E. 05:00 Return To Oz Dorothy (Fairuza Balk) finds herself back in the Land of Oz where she meets new friends like Tik Tok and Jack Pumpkinhead, as well as new enemies... Jean Marsh and Piper Laurie feature. 07:15 Look Who's Talking The romantic ups and downs of accountant Mollie (Kirstie Alley) are viewed cynically by a most unusual bystander -- her talking newborn, Mikey (Bruce Willis). Also stars John Travolta. 09:00 Friends: Celebrities The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E. 09:30 Friends: Celebrities The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E. 10:00 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E. 10:30 Friends: Celebrities The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E. 11:00 Friends: Celebrities When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E. 11:30 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Baby On The Bus: Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E. 12:00 Friends: Celebrities Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E. 12:30 Friends: Celebrities After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E. 13:00 Friends: Celebrities The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends: Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E. 13:30 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Chicken Pox: Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E. 14:00 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Halloween Party: At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (guest-star Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E. 14:30 Friends: Celebrities Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E. 15:00 Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing ...Uncut. 'Live & Laughing' is the first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. He looks at learning to drive, the trouble of bringing up children, and the world of the "Man Drawer". 16:00 The Wedding Singer Robbie (Adam Sandler), a singer, and Julia (Drew Barrymore), a waitress, are both engaged... but to the wrong people. Fortune intervenes to help them discover each other. 18:00 Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang After being mistaken for an actor, a New York thief (Robert Downey Jr.) is sent to Hollywood to train under a private eye (Val Kilmer) for a potential movie role. Crime comedy dir. Shane Black. 20:00 Jimmy Carr: Stand Up Recorded live at Bloomsbury theatre, Jimmy Carr: Stand Up takes his dry and sardonic wit to a whole new level unleashing more of his delightfully crafted sick and offensive putdowns upon his audience. 21:00 Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour Kevin giving his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, waiting for fast food, and comparing Trump to a Glasgow taxi driver. 22:00 Al Murray: One Man, One Guvnor To celebrate 20 years of embarking on his one man mission to hold back a tide of bottled beer and ninny state nonsense, Al Murray The Pub Landlord brings you this monumental show. 22:45 The Comedy Central Chart Show A Pop Megastar (AKA Jamie-Lee O'Donnell): It doesn't matter what you're into, pop megastar Lexi Rich has got something for literally everyone. Literally. (S1, E. 22:50 Most Ridiculous Comedian Maisie Adam narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. We'll see the silliest students, search for the most ridiculous swimmer and reveal how NOT to impress a date. (S6, E. 23:15 Friends The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E. 23:35 Friends Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E.
2024-12-28 00:00 Teleshopping 01:00 Teleshopping 02:00 Cruise TV With LoveitBookit Your one-stop-shop for all things cruise; bringing you the hottest destinations, ground-breaking ships and the latest deals to ensure your next cruise holiday is your greatest one. 03:00 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E. 03:35 Friends: Celebrities The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E. 04:00 Friends: Celebrities When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E. 04:30 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Baby On The Bus: Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E. 05:00 Friends: Celebrities Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E. 05:30 Friends: Celebrities The One Where Eddie Moves In: Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E. 06:00 Friends: Celebrities Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E. 06:30 Friends: Celebrities The One Where Eddie Won't Go: Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E. 07:00 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion: Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E. 07:30 Friends: Celebrities Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E. 08:00 Friends: Celebrities The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E. 08:30 Friends: Celebrities The One Where Underdog Gets Away: Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E. 09:00 Friends: Celebrities Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E. 09:30 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E. 10:00 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E. 10:30 Friends: Celebrities The One With Ross's Library Book: Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E. 11:00 Friends: Celebrities Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E. 11:30 Friends: Celebrities Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E. 12:05 Friends: Celebrities The One With The Blind Dates: Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E. 12:35 Hot Shots! A parody of "Top Gun" in which talented but unstable fighter pilot Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) must save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers. Jon Cryer, Lloyd Bridges co-star. 14:20 Hot Shots! Part Deux "Rambo" parody in which Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) leads a rescue team into Iraq to save Iraqi war prisoners and all of their previous rescue teams. Miguel Ferrer and Rowan Atkinson feature. 16:00 We're The Millers A veteran pot dealer (Jason Sudeikis) creates a fake family, incl. stripper Rose (Jennifer Aniston), as part of a wild plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico. 18:15 Dude, Where's My Car? Meet Jesse and Chester (Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott), two dimwitted yet lovable party animals who wake up one morning with a burning question: Dude, Where's My Car.