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A wild round of "Weird Newscasters" sees Gary playing Colin's overbearing mum, Wayne recreating a 'Taken' movie, and Ryan recounting the history of life on Earth in 30 seconds. (S11, E.

"Weird Newscasters" brings us a host of crazy co-anchors, incl. Wayne's recreation of 'Tomb Raider' and Jeff's annoying car passenger. Colin and Ryan try to sell some weird aphrodisiacs. (S11, E.

It seems that the Washoe County Sheriff's department are going to have to cheat if they are going to pass their homeland security training. (S1, E.

The officers must deal with all of the Halloween mayhem and debauchery. Weigle stakes out her own house to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks. (S1, E.

When a report finds a tunnel project unviable, there's only one thing to do - find another report. Nat wants to sack an inept worker & Amy completes a barista course. (S2, E.

Tony's holiday is derailed by the arrival of a new minister, a wifi upgrade and Rhonda. Plans for an infrastructure conference become complicated when Karsten gets involved. (S2, E.

South Park is swamped by workers from the future, who take all the jobs for less pay. The men of South Park go to unusual lengths to stop them. "Dey turk err jurbs!" (S8, E.

When a mall is built in South Park, the townsfolk become addicted to shopping - it'll take the boys hunting down its evil "heart" to end their misery! (S8, E.

Ms. Watson gets evicted so Toby lets her move in. Ms. Snap joins a dating website for rich older men. Ms. Bennigan has an awkward student interaction outside school. (S3, E.

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When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E.

The One Where Nana Dies Twice: Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E.

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Tim is to receive an award from the Tri-City HotRod Club. As Tim, Jill, and Heidi drive to the banquet, the car runs out of gas and Heidi goes into labour. (S6, E.

The Wood, The Bad And The Hungry: Benny isn't allowed on the guest list for the Thanksgiving dinner party at the Taylor house, but Tim and Randy spot him at a food shelter. (S6, E.

When Brad gets a new job at a sporting goods store, he gets so excited over a perceived career possibility that he neglects his academic work. (S6, E.

Tim's brothers help move their mother out of the family home, but Tim takes an immediate dislike to the new owners' plans for the place. (S6, E.

When Eve and her friend Cammy form a new band, they sound so horrible that Mike comes up with an idea to break them up, but his plan has unexpected results. (S5, E.

Mike is anxious to buy the miniature tank collection once belonging to the late husband of his neighbour, Helen Potts, but then he discovers Helen already sold it. (S5, E.

Jonathan Ross narrates as we prepare for thrills, spills and a whole load of soggy shorts as they encounter Flying Mushroom and Stepping Stone. (S3, E.

Jonathan Ross narrates as The General's got himself an all-female army to take on Takeshi's Castle this week. They have to eat their way through Breakfast and tackle the Sumo rings. (S3, E.

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Nish Kumar, Kiri Pritchard-Mclean, Amy Gledhill and Dan Tiernan to play another round of absurd guessing games. (S4, E.

The One With Ross's Library Book: Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E.

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs: Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E.

The One With All The Candy: Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E.

The One With The Holiday Armadillo: Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E.

The One With All The Cheesecakes: Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E.

The One Where They're Up All Night: After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E.

Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E.

The One Where They All Turn Thirty: Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E.

The One With Joey's New Brain: Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E.

The One With The Truth About London: Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E.

The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress: Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E.

Joey is nominated for a "Soapie" but loses. However, when he accepts a different award on behalf of a co-star, he finds himself unwilling to hand it over. (S7, E.

The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin: Monica's gorgeous cousin (guest-star Denise Richards) unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross as they become infatuated by her good looks. (S7, E.

The One With Rachel's Big Kiss: Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (guest-star Winona Ryder). Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E.

Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E.

Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father (Kathleen Turner). Meanwhile, Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche. (S7, E.

The nation's favourite pub landlord merrily muses over a heady brew of topics, including the global financial crisis and his one man crusade to fix Broken Britain.

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Josh Widdicombe, Rachel Riley & Russell Kane. (S11, E.

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Jack Whitehall and Krishnan Guru-Murthy. (S11, E.

Ms. Snap is surprised when her mother shows up at parent's evening. Ms. Watson and Toby prepare a tap dance routine for the talent show. (S3, E.