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In Calp, the Aldertons help retirees Martin and Janet. In Almería, the Garners revisit Sharon and Andy, who wanted their own little patch of Spain.

It's payment day, which is exciting for the B&Bers who want to get to the bottom of fussy feedback - and have a good old-fashioned barney while doing it.

Lisa tries to transform Groundskeeper Willie into a gentleman after his shack collapses and he's forced to move in with the Simpsons.

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A party election broadcast by the Conservatives.

Max Verstappen has won the previous two sprints of 2024. Can he get himself in a good position to make it three in a row and continue his dominance.

Stacey Solomon, Joe Swash, Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughan hit the sofa for the week's top telly. Also on the 'Box are Danny and Dani Dyer, Ashley Banjo, Sara Cox and more.

Leah faces a tough decision as she chooses between American lover Chad and her UK fling. Matt and Maria receive some devastating news... can Matt save their relationship.

Comedy sequel. What happens when an ex-CIA prude and ageing, sexually liberated hippies become in-laws? Robert De Niro, Barbara Streisand and Dustin Hoffman show you what happens.

Darkly comic, quasi-true crime biopic starring Eric Bana as notorious Australian criminal Mark 'Chopper' Read who, among other things, got a fellow inmate to chop off his ears.

Can Gordon save a gastropub in Oak Park, California, that's close to ranches that are often used in TV and film productions.

In Manchester, BrewChimp Indian Social Club take on a battle of the BBQs between One Plus Chinese Restaurant and the Old School BBQ Bus's tantalising Texan.

Phil Spencer catches up with two couples who were searching for first homes with lots of space: crafters Claudia and Tom in Kettering, and movie buffs Mike and Karen in Leicester.

Kay and Barry have decided that it's time to fulfil their dream of buying a holiday home in the historic Spanish city of Jerez. Can Jasmine Harman find their perfect place for their £105k.

When Martin continues his 20-year obsession with solving a murder, Frasier steps in with his own theory: that the killer was a monkey.

Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice...: Frasier attempts to work his psychoanalysis on a self-confessed lazy criminal, Phil, who has stolen his briefcase and his car.

Family comedy. The Chipmunks and Chipettes get stranded on an island after parasailing off a ship. Can Dave rescue them in time for the International Music Awards.

Lisa invents fragments of her family's history to impress her classmates, but feels guilty about lying. Bart thinks he's got a girl pregnant by kissing her.

The Boy Who Knew Too Much: Bart is witness when Mayor Quimby's nephew is falsely accused of assaulting a French butler. But to testify, he has to admit to skipping school..

Homer becomes a paparazzo to get money to pay for fire damage to the house. But Springfield's celebrities are alarmed by his aggressive style and fight back.

Marge gets hooked on an online fantasy game and discovers that Bart is the game's best - and most destructive - player.

Just as the Springfield Isotopes are on the verge of winning their first Little League Championship, Bart makes a mistake that costs the team their title.

Stop or My Dog Will Shoot: After rescuing Homer from a corn maze, Santa's Little Helper is recruited as a police dog and is teamed up with grizzled veteran cop Lou.

In a parody of the action series 24, Bart and Lisa must stop bullies releasing a stink bomb at school.

Cheeky comedy with Megan Fox. A young science prodigy (Gabriel Bateman) invents a piece of tech that lets him and his pet dog communicate with each other telepathically.

In Liverpool, there are revelations, a Mexican fiesta, large portions of blunt feedback and a side order of revenge, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party.

Maxine and Tegan host at their Greenhills Hotel in Tenby, Pembrokeshire. Will a seal safari impress their guests.

Visit two of the week is to Tom's Three Cliffs Bay Holiday Park in Swansea. But with one couple determined to find fault, Tom has his work cut out to impress everyone.

The B&Bers head to Conwy, where pro chef Dan and his partner Lucy host at The Tal-y-Cafn. Dan's cocky about his breakfast. So what could possibly go wrong.

Ivan and Jacqui host the week's final visit at Cambrian House B&B in Powys. But a good start is quickly sunk by one guest playing a prank on another..

It's Four in a Bed's 1000th episode! To mark it, two B&Bers have a dramatic, downright explosive argument about whether a tile is cardboard or plastic on payment day.

Pauline and Chris dream of owning a bolthole in the beautiful coastal town of Peyia in western Cyprus. Can Jasmine Harman find them the perfect holiday home for £80k.

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Steve Jones presents Sprint race and Qualifying highlights from the Red Bull Ring. Verstappen won the Sprint here last year. Can he do so again on the team's home soil.

The royals plan their own funerals from start to finish. Royal funerals have always been steeped in tradition and strict protocols. Does that leave enough space for real grieving.

Kristen Stewart dons the famous pixie cut to play an embattled Princess Diana in director Pablo Larraín's stylised dramatisation of three stifling Christmas nights at Sandringham.

Crime thriller. Denzel Washington and Angelina Jolie star as a paralysed ex-homicide detective and a beat cop working to track down a serial killer.

Michael Fassbender stars in Ridley Scott's sci-fi horror sequel to Prometheus. Terraforming space pioneers land on a previously unknown Earth-like planet. Strong language/violence.

Dilly bonds with her late father's identical twin. Nancy vows to clear her name, while JJ continues to create fear within his family. And Mercedes is shocked by what Warren's been hiding.

Kirstie and Phil look back at Catherine and Nigel's dated, 70s-style bungalow in Larne, Northern Ireland. Was the addition of a garage a love-it game changer.

Ray moves his family into his parents' house when the termite exterminators visit. And Debra takes the opportunity to turn the tables on her in-laws.

When Frank backs into Robert's police car, Debra decides that he's not a safe driver and the kids should no longer travel in his car.

Debra hires a babysitter but becomes jealous of her popularity with the kids - and her plans to remedy the situation end in disaster.

..: Stunning pop psychologist Honey Snow (Shannon Tweed) makes quite an impression on Frasier, against his better judgement.

The Show Where Sam Shows Up: Sam breezes into town and updates Frasier on the lives of the Cheers gang. But it's soon apparent that he's on the run from a nymphomaniac..

When Frasier innocently searches for his missing book in Daphne's room, he inadvertently digs himself into a big financial hole.

Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mum.

Homer teaches a marriage guidance class but divulges a load of secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse.

Yvette Fielding tells us about her new memoir and Frank Skinner talks about his latest tour. Plus: Alexandra Burke, Kellie Shirley, and live music from The Mysterines.

Bart auditions to play Fallout Boy when Springfield is chosen as the location for Rainier Wolfcastle's big-screen adaptation of Radioactive Man.

Homer and Marge are sent to Bad Parent School when Bart catches head lice and Lisa loses her shoes.

Lisa turns vegetarian after petting a lamb, but no one in Springfield shares her sensibilities - except maybe Apu? And his friends Paul and Linda McCartney.

Homer tries to put on enough weight to be classified as disabled so that he can work from home.

Maria and Andy love Cyprus. They met on the island 20 years ago, got married there, and are now planning to move there. Jean Johansson shows them what their £140k can buy in Famagusta.

Greta Gerwig's Oscar-winning period drama adaptation of the classic Louisa May Alcott novel, starring Emma Watson, Saoirse Ronan, Florence Pugh, Timothée Chalamet and Meryl Streep.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

A party election broadcast by the Labour Party.

Red Bull will be determined to win in front of their home fans. But with the competition closing in, can Lando Norris or Charles Leclerc spoil the party and take the top step.

In the US, Suranne investigates the infamous Salem witch trials, tracing their legacy through history from McCarthyism to the present day.

Stacey Solomon, Joe Swash, Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughan hit the sofa for the week's top telly. Also on the 'Box are Danny and Dani Dyer, Ashley Banjo, Sara Cox and more.

Britain's Got Talent, Bridgerton, Romeo and Duet, The 1% Club, Inside the Force: 24/7, Piers Morgan Uncensored, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, and BBC News.

Louis, a male escort who's hairless from the neck down, meets Essex-born cleaning fanatic Fleur. Eccentric gas-fitter-come-art-gallerist Ian wants someone who'll love his quirks.