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Sarah and Steve mark an anniversary at their Portuguese quinta. Carol and Beau's hamlet is flooded with problems. Kev delves into his village's past.

Danni Menzies helps Poppy and her dad Philip realise their dream of finding a holiday home in Andalucía for their budget of £50k, that all the family can use to enjoy the Spanish sunshine.

Bart and Homer are tethered together by a strict judge after Bart and Milhouse are accused of stealing Chief Wiggum's police car.

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It's Biscuit Week and the bakers make Viennese sandwiches, a retro minty favourite and dramatic puppet theatres. Who'll take centre stage, and who's delivered their final act.

The dads and their kids build rafts to take them out to sea to go diving for lobsters. But in the jungle, foraging and eating spiders turns a few stomachs.

Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates.

Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, A Very Royal Scandal, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (gurning) and My Mum, Your Dad.

Babátúndé Aléshé almost certainly knows what a rocket is, and Jack Dee's a dead ringer for a famous artist. Greg Davies awards points (some), praise (little) and pity (plenty).

In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits Zeke's, a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left.

Raunchy romcom starring Tiffany Haddish as an ex-con who moves in with her successful sister, who she realises is being catfished after a break-up. Strong, offensive language/sex.

Brilliant Builds: Kirstie and Phil look back at how Karl and Paul revolutionised their three-bed in Leeds by spending big. But were there issues that money couldn't solve.

Frasier's temporary call-screener, 'Dr' Mary (Kim Coles), hijacks his show with her sassy attitude and no-nonsense advice.

Frasier's hopes of being elected corkmaster of the wine club are dashed when Niles's girlfriend Mel convinces him to run against his brother.

Martin helps Donny to stake out a man who's cheating on his wife, while Frasier and Roz nearly have a romantic encounter at a conference.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Debbie McGee joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Sam aims to free himself from his managerial duties by rehiring Rebecca, who's working at a car show, but Cheers' staff and patrons adore new bar manager Earl.

Rebecca is angry when another female - Robin's ex-girlfriend - finds fame as his mystery woman. And a heatwave in Boston worries Carla.

Cliff makes a stand for independence by insisting that his visiting mother stays at Woody's place, but he feels left out when they hit it off.

Doug and Carrie go for a weekend away together, but Doug tells Carrie's colleagues a huge lie. Back in Queens, Arthur destroys Doug and Carrie's bedroom.

Doug festoons the house with Halloween decorations even though Arthur has a phobia about it.

Carrie discovers a secret about Arthur, and Doug regrets befriending a quirky stranger.

When Lilith pays a surprise visit, powerful old feelings are stirred up in Frasier and some surprising new ones in Niles.

Frasier must confront an old family grudge with Aunt Zora when he runs into his cousin Nikos, who is getting married.

When a handsome doctor joins the radio station as the host of a new show, Frasier can't believe that he is as perfect as he seems and tries to find his flaw.

There's a hold-up at Café Nervosa, and Bulldog wrongfully takes the credit for saving Roz. But Frasier can't handle Bulldog's five seconds of fame.

In Cardiff, Mexican eatery La Pantera faces The Horse and Jockey and The Gate. The last night takes a turn: have The Horse and Jockey fallen at the final fence.

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Tracey and Tim launch their Accessible Waterways scheme. Peter and Noni navigate Foxton Locks, one of the seven wonders of the waterways.

In the Cotswolds, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien unearth a mystery item that looks like a fish tank but turns out to have a different use entirely.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Debbie McGee joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Becky and Mark race to get their gîte ready before guests arrive. Temperatures rise for Sarah and George as they host a wedding during a heatwave.

Laura Hamilton helps sisters Sheila and Jean look for a holiday home on Spain's Mijas Costa for all their family and friends to enjoy, for £120k. Will they find their dream place.

In Portugal, Sarah and Steve's new doors and windows are finally installed. Simon and Racheal become custodians of a 17th-century hamlet in Charente.

Mark and Loretta look for their dream holiday home near Estepona on Spain's Costa del Sol, for their budget of £200,000. Can Craig Rowe find their perfect place.

In a fantasy world, the peasant Simpsons struggle with Marge's mother's illness. And Lisa's magic powers lead to her capture.

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George Clarke meets rotten relic renovators. In Yorkshire, Dawn transforms an old village shop into a luxurious home with an outdoor oasis.

In Lincolnshire, high-flyers Zara and Giuliano set out to build a 400-square-metre malthouse-inspired home, but run into problems from the get-go. Can they get the project off the ground.

Anna explores Britain's biggest killer and most feared health condition - the myths, struggles and the losses - as she reveals her dad's battle with vascular dementia.

Some memorable stories from King's College Hospital in south London, from the aftermath of a motorway crash to a concerned teen mum and a Yorkshire couple in crisis on a trip down south.

It's Biscuit Week and the bakers make Viennese sandwiches, a retro minty favourite and dramatic puppet theatres. Who'll take centre stage, and who's delivered their final act.

In Los Angeles, Gordon Ramsay visits La Frite, a French restaurant that's being run into the ground by its squabbling family owners.

Joyous, Oscar-winning documentary about the Harlem Cultural Festival: six huge, free, star-studded neighbourhood festivals that encapsulated 1969's swelling Black cultural pride.

Jamie Oliver makes a one-pan salmon pie.

Frasier and Bebe fill in for a week on a morning TV chat show.

To Thine Old Self Be True: Frasier tries to plan Donny's bachelor party and winds up handcuffed to a stripper, embarrassing himself in front of Regan.

Frasier becomes obsessed with a caricature of him that hangs on the wall of a Seattle restaurant.

It's the classic, iconic game of letters and numbers. Will anyone get nine letters - something like 'cucumbers'? #NationalPoetryDay.

The Hungry Heifer is closing, and it's giving Norm great pain. He won't accept the closure, so he starts a campaign. #NationalPoetryDay.

Frasier and Lilith want to spend more time with their son. We really hope you enjoy this Cheers re-run. #NationalPoetryDay.

Melville's has a new owner and his name is John Hill. Our hero Sam can't stand him and wishes him nothing but ill. #NationalPoetryDay.

Doug and co spy on the basement and call it Arthur TV. It's sure to tick off Carrie, we can guarantee. #NationalPoetryDay.

Doug and Carrie remember the night when they were wedded. Which means, throughout this episode, flashbacks are embedded. #NationalPoetryDay.

No luck with the Brazilian exchange student for Spencer. And after a near death experience, Doug faces Carrie's censure. #NationalPoetryDay.

Frasier starts dating a new woman friend, but he simply cannot comprehend, how she could be so attracted to him - is this true love, or is it a whim? #NationalPoetryDay.

Niles must keep his feelings for Daphne hush-hush, when she hears him talking about his crush. So he makes a quick call - and says he loves his neighbour across the hall. #NationalPoetryDay.

Roz meets her baby's dad's folks, but the gathering isn't all fun and jokes. There's something that she can't ignore - she's never seen such big noses before! #NationalPoetryDay.

Frasier and Niles throw a singles bash. But they like the same woman, and so they clash. Who makes the first move? We don't know! Because Roz ends up stealing the show. #NationalPoetryDay.

From Bloc's street food and Amore d'Italia's fare to Maki and Ramen's sushi flair. As things become a cacophony of slurping sounds, who wins this Glasgow round? #NationalPoetryDay.

Don't have much time? Got lots to do? Don't worry, we've got the super-quick news for you. #NationalPoetryDay.

The struggle to put in their new chimney leaves Gabby and Jack close to cracking. Ed's boat Womble is getting a survey and the hull a tri-annual blacking. #NationalPoetryDay.

Henry and Simon visit the Chiltern Hills, to showcase their restoration skills. They rifle through Adam and Mandy's old trash. Can they turn an anvil into cold hard cash? #NationalPoetryDay.

Forget all else, dissolve that frown; You know the tune: we're counting down. Poetry by Susie Dent #NationalPoetryDay.

Alison and Zion make an unwelcome find, in their suite of the bridal kind. A nest of bees brings them to their knees: who said renovating a chateau would be a breeze?! #NationalPoetryDay.

Steve and Sid are on Fuerteventura's coast, in search of a holiday home where they can host. Their maximum budget's 100k; can Jasmine Harman make their day? #NationalPoetryDay.

The new series continues at Simon and Racheal's place, their barn reno is moving at pace. A staircase has a couple in a spin, a hamlet lets its first guests in. #NationalPoetryDay.

Vicky and Carl are retiring to Spain, and need a home where they can entertain. Jean Johansson scours the Costa Blanca; can she find them the one and will they thank her? #NationalPoetryDay.

Marge thinks she can run to become Springfield's town mayor. Does she have the stuff to be a serious political player? #NationalPoetryDay.

Told without fear, told with courage, this is our in-depth current affairs coverage. It's Channel 4's flagship news broadcast, and it includes the weather forecast. #NationalPoetryDay.

Jo Brand and Stephen Mangan snap Biscuit Week in two. Whose Viennese biscuits and puppet theatres got them through? #NationalPoetryDay.

Andy Zaltzman takes a carrot-based risk. Emma Sidi performs some cartwheel tricks. Rosie Jones menaces a member of the crew. Alex Horne rings a bell (or two!) #NationalPoetryDay.

a debt-laden restaurant in Brooklyn. Can Gordon fix their balance sheet? Or is this eatery dead meat.

Jimmy Carr hosts a mad game of numbers and letters. Four comics head-to-head; but who'll do it better? #NationalPoetryDay.

Desperate to escape from her mum, Gypsy turns to Nick Godejohn, her long-distance boyfriend from a Christian dating site.

The celebs are paired with an 'oppo' for mutual support as they pull heavy equipment across treacherous, icy mountain terrain. But then they have to fight each other.

The 11 remaining celeb recruits face the ultimate test of nerve in their most terrifying ordeal yet: an escape from a simulated helicopter crash into near-freezing water.

A poignant portrayal of the enduring conflict between Palestinian refugees and Jewish settlers in the West Bank, seen from the perspective of children and young people.

There's high minded conversation, too many probing questions from a domineering host, and a Jewish Friday night dinner in Salford.

Daphne buckles under the strain of planning her wedding, knowing deep down that it's because her true love is not her betrothed.

Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part 1/2): Frasier offers romantic advice to Niles and Daphne, hoping that they'll admit their love for one another before her wedding.

Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part 2/2): Will Daphne admit her affection for Niles before she marries Donny.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Debbie McGee joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Woody gets a part in a TV advert for a healthy vegetable drink but is upset to discover that he doesn't like the product. Sam introduces trivia napkins at the bar.

Woody gets hooked on buying rubbish from a home shopping channel. Norm and Cliff start a fight between Sam and Frasier over a credit card.

Kelly returns from Europe with a French boyfriend in tow, causing consternation to Woody. Cliff aims to cheat death by having his head cryogenically frozen.

Carrie is embarrassed when Doug is called as an expert witness for a case she is working on. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence fight over Holly, the attractive dog walker.

Carrie is jealous when Doug falls for Spence's new girlfriend's excellent cooking.

Carrie and Doug go on an anniversary trip to Atlantic City. Unfortunately, Doug's boss is going too.

Frasier tries to hook up with an attractive lady, but there are several obstacles - a broken watch, car troubles and Martin's invitation to Chimps on Ice.

Frasier puts his job on the line by refusing to read out on air an advertisement for the radio station's new sponsor.

Frasier's unemployment situation brings about various emotional responses, including denial, anger and depression.

Frasier worries about going to his high school reunion, because every time a reunion comes up, he has bad luck.

The culinary competition with a twist returns. In Sheffield, the Butcher and Catch take on Plesters' international cuisine and The Garrison's fine dining.

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Jack and Gabby take their boat for its first cruise. Ed shows off his cooking skills at a rooftop party. Peter and Noni take their narrowboat across the sea.

In Lincolnshire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet a mum and son restoring a historic windmill, and Sandy and Andy, who plan to open a glamping site on their farm.

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Debbie McGee joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.

Belinda and Lee take on a force of nature felling trees for their terrace. Stephanie gets her hands dirty sourcing fresh ingredients for a dinner party.

Diane and Nigel dream of owning their own place in France's Dordogne region, now that their kids have flown the nest. Can Lee Juggurnauth find their perfect holiday home for their £180k.

In France, Kev gives his music studio a test run. And after nearly four years, Sarah and Steve's holiday accommodation is finally open for business.

Paul and Nicola have finally decided to buy a holiday home in the seaside town of Puerto del Carmen on Lanzarote. Ben Hillman shows them five excellent options for their budget of £180,000.

Moe makes a high-stakes bet with a team of manipulative bankers in the state bowling tournament.

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Ken Bruce hosts, as the first heat of players compete over six rounds in the hope of securing a place in the Grand Final.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of TV's biggest and best programmes.

After a life-threatening illness, Georgina's back on the dating scene and looking for a rugged man. Kate seeks a Viking while Ashley wants a man who can make a deeper connection.

Sitcom with Simon Bird, about a strictly religious Manchester family who believe the world is about to end. Dad David tries desperately to get a promotion within the church.

David unearths an ancient religious rulebook and uses it to police his family. But he's not sure how to interpret the decree to 'never boil goats in their own milk'..

A supposedly pious girl at church changes Rachel's perspective on dating. In an attempt to get Fiona's attention, David concocts a plan involving a sex education class.

Gordon helps a debt-laden Brooklyn restaurant with constantly clashing co-owners. Can he sort out their finances before it folds.

Moe makes a high-stakes bet with a team of manipulative bankers in the state bowling tournament.

Dr Hibbert puts Homer on medicinal marijuana after he's attacked by a murder of crows.

Shamira Raphaela's engaging documentary follows charismatic 14-year-old Shabu as he works through the summer to pay for the prang he's put in his grandma's car. In Dutch/subs.

And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: In a double-length episode, Niles and Daphne discover that there's a price to pay for admitting their true love.

Frasier begs Martin to take a tour of a senior citizens' home so that he can ask out its attractive manager.

Frasier's bootlicking routine backfires when he invites his new boss, a nouveau-riche dot-com millionaire, to his tastefully decorated home.

Frasier hires a butler, who spoils everyone in the household and offers Frasier sage advice in his bid to join the snobbish opera board.

In Staffordshire, Kirstie Allsopp helps single mum Helen turn her bedroom into a place where she can also run her business.

Cheers is featured in an entertainment coupon book, making Rebecca and Sam worried about a flood of freeloaders. Carla's mother makes an unreasonable demand.

Carla tells everyone that the football table is possessed. Sam raises the stakes in his feud with restaurant owner John Hill by trying to date his daughter.

Frasier's unemployed status puts him on edge with everyone and, when he blows up at Martin, Roz suggests that Martin moves in with Niles.

Frasier and Niles fail to get tickets to the hottest show in town, and Daphne's behind appears in the Seattle paper.

Frasier undertakes huge projects to make up for being unemployed, while Martin persuades him to date Duke's daughter Marie.

Frasier mistakenly thinks that he has a secret admirer while he's dating an attractive new woman.

A hypnotist reawakens repressed memories from Homer's childhood. But what was the event that scared him so badly when he was 12? Guest starring Paul Newman.

Bart and Homer are tethered together by a strict judge after Bart and Milhouse are accused of stealing Chief Wiggum's police car.

Marge meets a handsome marine biologist (guest star Alec Baldwin). Will he woo her? Can Homer win her back.

The Girl Who Slept Too Little: Lisa becomes plagued by nightmares when the council move the cemetery next door to the Simpsons' house.

Mr Burns leaves town for a full medical check-up, leaving the Simpsons in charge of his mansion. Guest starring Britney Spears as herself.

Impossible: Homer pledges $10,000 to save his favourite British sitcom. But when the channel comes for the cash, he flees to a South Pacific island.

After he's snubbed for a Duff beer calendar, Moe goes for plastic surgery and ends up so handsome that he becomes a soap star.

Bart foresees his adult future as a struggling rock guitarist crashing on Ralph Wiggum's couch, while Lisa becomes President.

In South Yorkshire, it's the war of the cheesecakes as Kealey and Nathan dish up the same dessert as Sarah and Graham. And youngsters Alex and Emily offer a culinary tour of Europe.

Husbands Roy and Brian kick off the week at The Plough Inn in Kent. They're hoping a breakfast that's 'somewhere between Little Chef and The Ritz' will be a winner.

Best friends Simone and Anke host at their coaching inn in Oxfordshire, where the furnishings are fit for a king. Alas, the cleanliness standards are less sparkling.

Richard and Colleen host the week's third visit in Essex. After tensions are released during a visit to a rage room, Richard gets teary during feedback.

Lori and Mike host the week's final visit at their yoga retreat in Kent, where relaxation is the name of the game. But two of the B&Bers don't feel so rested..

The B&Bers are sharpening their knives ready for payment day, where marks about a minging mattress are on the agenda. And one B&Ber gets tearful about their comments.

It's Biscuit Week and the bakers make Viennese sandwiches, a retro minty favourite and dramatic puppet theatres. Who'll take centre stage, and who's delivered their final act.

Phil revisits Amber and spider-mad Martin, who were at a loss with their higgledy-piggledy Waterbeach semi. Where are they - and their spiders - now calling home.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Music producer Pete Waterman meets famous faces who share his passion for railway modelling. Eddie Izzard shows Pete two models steeped in her family history.

This episode travels the spectacular Yorkshire coast - the line that connected Scarborough and Whitby, taking in Hayburn Wyke, Robin Hood's Bay and the Larpool Viaduct.

It's Predator, 1719 style. Amber Midthunder stars as a Comanche hunter who must save her tribe from an extraterrestrial threat in this action prequel. If it bleeds, you can kill it.

Action comedy with Martin Lawrence, Will Smith and Téa Leoni. Can two cops catch a drugs lord, keep a witness alive and fend off Internal Affairs? Strong language/strong violence.