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Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien find an old corner cupboard and a pair of outside lanterns to restore in Suffolk.

Woody joins a theatre group and understudies for the role of Mark Twain. While wearing his costume and make-up in the bar, an older woman takes a fancy to him.

A Kiss Is Still a Kiss: Rebecca asks Sam to go along to a company social event after she finds herself in a tricky situation with her boss, and Sam is only too happy to oblige.

Working late at the bar on Christmas Eve, Sam realises that everyone has bought Rebecca a present, so he rushes around in a panic to find a last-minute gift.

After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra say they fell down the stairs. But when Frank gets hurt doing some DIY, they begin to feel guilty.

Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire when they try to drive Robert back into Amy's arms - and find out that Amy and Gianni are hitting it off.

Bart and Lisa save a cow from the slaughterhouse and give it to a farmer's daughter. Unfortunately, her dad thinks it's a token of marriage..

The Simpsons are embarrassed when Lisa's candid home movie about the family is entered into the Sundance Film Festival.

Homer's activist mum (guest star Glenn Close) visits the family.

Sideshow Bob tells the story of how Lisa became Krusty the Clown's latest replacement. Homer and Bart go in search of a rare coin.

Ellie Taylor tells us about her stand-up tour. Cast frontman John Power talks about the band's new album. Plus: chat with Billy Monger and music from The Lottery Winners.

The championship got off to an exciting start in tough conditions in Melbourne, with rain playing a huge part and a chase that came down to the wire. What surprises will Shanghai hold.

In Lancashire, Steve and Georgia whet their guests' appetites with water skiing and a boozy breakfast. But the price of a pint causes some confusion.

Sarah and Sarah host at their North Yorkshire glampsite, Lahtle Wood Glamping. After a visit to an air raid shelter, one B&Ber drops some truth bombs about what he really thinks.

The week's third visit is to Joe's Grade II listed Cley Hall Hotel in Lincolnshire. A noisy night drives one guest to distraction, while others get a little too hot under the collar.

At Paul and Debbie's Bumble Barn Luxury B&B in Norfolk, pro chef Paul is determined to impress with his breakfast. But feedback from one guest sets him on the warpath.

Time for backstabbing, blazing barneys, explosive confrontations and... little pink envelopes with cash in them. Who'll win the week.

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A special look behind the scenes at one of the nation's favourite biscuit manufacturers, as McVitie's develop and launch their white chocolate digestive.

Roman Kemp, Amelia Dimoldenberg, Sarah Beeny and Maxine Peake take cupcakes to a new level, and create memorable romantic dates in biscuit form.

Paddy McGuinness hosts as 12 people face temptation in the Malaysian jungle, to win a share of £300k. Will a luxury hotel or home comforts entice our weary trekkers.

The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer, Tempting Fortune, Fear, Bradley Walsh: Egypt's Cosmic Code, Last One Laughing and With Love, Meghan.

Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, A Very Royal Scandal, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (gurning) and My Mum, Your Dad.

Tough commissioner Teresa Battaglia and her team investigate mysterious murders in the snowy Dolomites. In Italian/subs.

Third-ager rom-com with Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen and Mary Steenburgen. What happens when a group of older women read 50 Shades of Grey at book club.

In Dublin, Joe Lycett and comedian Mawaan Rizwan visit talking statues, swim in 'scrotum-tightening' waters, and swig stout at the Guinness Storehouse.

Bart's heartstrings are pulled once again when Mary Spuckler returns to Springfield, but he doesn't pay her enough attention.

The Simpsons take in Springfield's biggest tax evader, Lurleen Lumpkin, who's on the run from the police.

Bart and Lisa save a cow from the slaughterhouse and give it to a farmer's daughter. Unfortunately, her dad thinks it's a token of marriage..

The Simpsons are embarrassed when Lisa's candid home movie about the family is entered into the Sundance Film Festival.

Homer's activist mum (guest star Glenn Close) visits the family.

Sideshow Bob tells the story of how Lisa became Krusty the Clown's latest replacement. Homer and Bart go in search of a rare coin.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Katharine Merry in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Woody for Hire Meets Norman of the Apes: An argument between Norm and Cliff leads to monkey business. Woody tries to convince the gang that he's been cast in a TV crime drama.

Rebecca organises a company cocktail party. Against her better judgement, she hires Sam and Woody to tend the bar, and a valuable item is broken..

When Carla gives birth to twins, her daughter-in-law Annie fills in for her at the bar. Rebecca is furious when her boss hires another temporary waitress.

Rebecca thinks she has a shot at dating Evan Drake when he invites her and Sam to spend the weekend on his yacht. Birthday celebrations take place at the bar.

While the Barones watch their sons play basketball, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game.

It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents divorced, and she's happy that they've both agreed to have dinner with the family. But her dad is bringing a date..

When Martin meets a woman while tinkering with his telescope, Frasier encourages the romance, but his father is suddenly hesitant.

Frasier throws a dinner party to show off a painting he's bought, but when he finds out that the artwork is a fake, he worries that he's becoming shallow.

Frasier starts dating Catherine, the jilted girlfriend of one of his callers, and advises the poor guy that he shouldn't try too hard to win her back.

Frasier and Martin finally discover something they have in common: they were both cheated on by their wives.

YouTube star and internet sensation Bethany Mota adopts a disguise to go undercover and meet up-and-coming social media hopefuls who are trying to break through.

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In Llanymynech, joiner Grant and lettings agent Kelly take on a period terrace right next to a busy main road. Will its location put the brakes on any chance of making a profit.

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole visit Witney in Oxfordshire, where Henry discovers a tractor that hasn't run for years - but it's no problem for restorer Alan, the mechanical medic.

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with John Thomson in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Paul and his husband Shaun love holidaying in Benalmádena and want to buy their very own place there. Laura Hamilton lines up some impressive options for their £250k, but are any the one.

In Spain, a couple begin the renovations of a rustic property into a high-end, golf-themed mini resort. Three generations of a family move to France to open holiday lets.

Are super-sized sausages the key to Four in a Bed glory? Lee and Jenni hope so at their inn in the Peak District, where they treat their guests to bountiful bangers.

Mind reader and magician the 'Amazing' Anthony hopes to wow his guests with dishes close to his heart. Does he have the magic touch.

We catch up with Jackie, who bagged a beautiful bolthole in Almoradí in 2017, before the sun had even set on her search.

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The Evans family are stuck in a rut, with carers Kellie and Dom struggling to provide nutritious meals. Can batch cooking help them overcome their challenges.

Paddy McGuinness hosts as 12 people face temptation in the Malaysian jungle. After the group are dealt a devastating blow, is a mouth-watering Chinese buffet too good to resist.

On the 'Box this time, Is It Cake, Too?, Hijack, Steph's Packed Lunch and Dr. Pimple Popper. As seen by Mo Gilligan, Jon Richardson, Gyles Brandreth, Melanie C and NDubz.

Long-distance lovers cross continents to meet for the first time. Dumebi has travelled to Dubai before to meet boyfriend Mazi. But he didn't show up. Will it be second time lucky.