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The royals plan their own funerals from start to finish. Royal funerals have always been steeped in tradition and strict protocols. Does that leave enough space for real grieving.

Kristen Stewart dons the famous pixie cut to play an embattled Princess Diana in director Pablo Larraín's stylised dramatisation of three stifling Christmas nights at Sandringham.

Stacey Solomon, Joe Swash, Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughan hit the sofa for the week's top telly. Also on the 'Box are Danny and Dani Dyer, Ashley Banjo, Sara Cox and more.

Britain's Got Talent, Bridgerton, Romeo and Duet, The 1% Club, Inside the Force: 24/7, Piers Morgan Uncensored, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, and BBC News.

In the US, Suranne investigates the infamous Salem witch trials, tracing their legacy through history from McCarthyism to the present day.

In Surrey, Amy hunts for a buyer for a stunning 1930s architectural home, boasting a professional recording studio that's hosted Pink Floyd and Paul Weller.

Some of the most memorable stories from the A&Es of south London, including part-time wrestlers Kieran and James, and 79-year-old Carole, who is confused and may have had a stroke.

When Homer and Lisa get trapped in a cave, she tells him about a day she spent with Mr Burns after a goat chased her into his mansion.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend tackle one of their biggest challenges: a 1959 MGA Roadster that's been rusting in a damp barn for almost 40 years.

Can Tracey and Rob restore their castle's chapel in time for their own wedding? And Joanne and Geoff find rare original features in their Victorian home.

Pauline and Chris dream of owning a bolthole in the beautiful coastal town of Peyia in western Cyprus. Can Jasmine Harman find them the perfect holiday home for £80k.

We catch up with expats chasing their dream lives abroad. The owners of a Spanish hotel feel financial pressures, and did a barman's business survive Covid.

After helping a pregnant taxi driver to give birth, Niles practises being a father by cradling a sack of flour in his arms.

Frasier and Niles accompany Martin to the closing of his favourite bar. But they soon realise they have shares in the company forcing its closure.

After publicly denouncing Seattle as a 'soggy' city, Frasier must battle the angry words and 'gifts' of die-hard Seattleites.

The owners of a hamlet in France welcome guests to a 50th birthday party, and a couple discover that the water's been cut off at their village in Portugal.

Choir teacher Dionne serves up a menu that mixes European and Caribbean flavours, with a carnival flourish for good measure. Does it hit the right notes for her guests.

Finance director Jane plans a fine dining menu of homemade ravioli, pork and panna cotta. But Denver is still upset about Jane calling her a goth.

Drama teacher and DJ Denver aims to bring a taste of Ibiza to Yorkshire, with a Spanish menu, Prosecco van and stilt walkers. But Darren finds it all a bit cringeworthy.

Local legend Billy serves up tried-and-tested dinner party favourites. And the best is yet to come at the end of the night with a Frank Sinatra impersonator.

Darren plans to put a fancy twist on an apparently basic menu. But Billy is concerned about how much mustard Darren is using.

Lee and Louise are looking for a three-bedroom, two-bathroom detached villa with a pool in Villamartin on Spain's Costa Blanca. Can Leah Charles-King tick all their boxes on a £212k budget.

Iain and Jenny build an enormous black minimalist rectangular building in the middle of a 19th-century country estate in the dramatic Scottish countryside. What will the neighbours say.

In Oxfordshire, Phil has an uphill battle with Tan and Steve, who want open-plan living and kerb appeal in a pricey patch. And can Kirstie end indecisive Reena's five-year search.

George meets an actor moving up the four-wheel property ladder and visits an underground bar covered in seashells. Plus: it's full steam ahead for a dog-friendly holiday let.

Stacey Solomon, Joe Swash, Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughan hit the sofa for the week's top telly. Also on the 'Box are Danny and Dani Dyer, Ashley Banjo, Sara Cox and more.

Britain's Got Talent, Bridgerton, Romeo and Duet, The 1% Club, Inside the Force: 24/7, Piers Morgan Uncensored, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, and BBC News.

Lauren, who's 30, has endured a rare cancer called myxoid-liposarcoma since she was eight. Can a new surgery fix it and finally allow Lauren to get on with her life.

In a chocolate-fuelled contest, the final six teams create gourmet and fusion bars, and a gravity-defying showpiece suspended from the ceiling. Whose hopes hang in the balance.

It's the quarter-final and the teams make desserts celebrating caramel and a Winter Wonderland-themed frozen lollipop display. Who'll crack under the pressure and be frozen out.

Iain and Jenny build an enormous black minimalist rectangular building in the middle of a 19th-century country estate in the dramatic Scottish countryside. What will the neighbours say.

Marge babysits Rod and Todd, but Ned overreacts when she lets them play on a climbing wall. Bart gets pulled into a chimp cage at the zoo.

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore a 1965 VW Karmann Ghia, a once-stylish German motor that now has accident-damaged body work and a leaking engine.

Ben and Paul welcome a very special guest to their Cumbrian manor. And in Ipswich, architect Akua faces challenges in her Victorian terrace.

Emma and her daughter Gracie are on a double house-hunt, for a new family home in the West Sussex countryside as well as a bolthole in Languedoc-Roussillon in the south of France.

In Portugal, holiday hosts set themselves a new challenge. In Spain, a former café owner works out her next move as she fights to keep her Spanish dream alive.

There's father-son rivalry when Martin favours right-wing political candidate Holden Thorpe, while Frasier and Niles support his left-wing rival.

Frasier and Madeline run away together to a cottage on remote Bora Bora. But then Lilith turns up..

Frasier is driven into a jealous rage by Lilith and her new boyfriend but thinks that he has the perfect opportunity for revenge.

The owners of a hamlet in Limousin install a septic tank and we meet two estate agents who've rejuvenated a French village. In Portugal, a couple plan their sustainable lifestyle.

The first host, eco-campaigner Hector Christie, serves up a menu of raw food and home-grown produce. But his guests are more impressed by his stately home.

Former cabaret queen and make-up artist Kirsten goes back to her roots with a Danish night. Her traditional menu is a hit, but what do the guests make of her singing.

Sales representative Damion Fearnley aims to impress with a carefully crafted menu of restaurant-quality food. But there's tension between two of his guests.

Theatre nurse Jenny Fox hopes to have the competition all sewn up by preparing her party with medical precision. But will her risqué entertainment prove too much.

Retired housekeeper Viv Foster - who has years of experience serving the rich and famous - raises the stakes with a butler, silver service and super posh nosh.

Emma and Shane dream of owning a holiday home on Madeira for them, Emma's two daughters and their dog Callie to enjoy. Can Ben Hillman deliver the perfect place for their budget of £200k.

Retiree Marie and her son Alex are searching for a permanent home for Marie and her cats in Poitou-Charentes in France. Can Scarlette Douglas find their purr-fect home for £110,000.

Noel treats Boston terrier Rogan's debilitating dysplasia and creates an implant for Hungarian vizsla Brodie. And Vinnie the cat has been hit by a car and damaged his back legs.

In the US, Suranne investigates the infamous Salem witch trials, tracing their legacy through history from McCarthyism to the present day.

Series re-examining the evidence from British au pair Louise Woodward's murder trial 25 years ago. Includes interviews with witnesses, defence, prosecution and jury.

Louise Woodward's legal team try to prove she didn't shake baby Matthew to death. Two jurors explain how they reached their verdict and their views about the defence claim.

Those caught up in the trial reveal how the case still affects them today, and prosecution witness Dr Patrick Barnes explains why he's changed his mind about the science.

Lauren, who's 30, has endured a rare cancer called myxoid-liposarcoma since she was eight. Can a new surgery fix it and finally allow Lauren to get on with her life.

Zoltan could lose a leg after being hit by a van and thrown into a Mayfair basement. Karl urgently needs a blood transfusion after a high-speed collision on the M25.

Some of the most memorable stories from the A&Es of south London, including part-time wrestlers Kieran and James, and 79-year-old Carole, who is confused and may have had a stroke.

Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife: Homer signs the family up for a wife swap show, but easy-going husband Charlie (Ricky Gervais) develops a crush on Marge..

Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend rescue a rusty four-wheel-drive world rally champ. But when tragedy strikes, the restoration takes on a different meaning.

In Wales, Faye and David create a secret attic playroom for their son in their Arts and Crafts house. In Cumbria, Ben and Paul embark on a brand-new renovation adventure.

Bob and Judith, who have been married for over 40 years, can't agree on where their dream home should be: the rugged coastline of north Norfolk or the sunny beaches of the Costa Blanca.

Do a couple have what it takes to start hosting weddings at their 18th-century manor house? And the future of a glamping site in Spain is at risk of wildfires.

Martin discovers that Artie, a former cop and friend-turned-foe, is suffering in a hospital bed, and thinks it might be time for a reconciliation.

Frasier and Niles realise that the plumbers who are repairing their toilet bullied them when they were all kids.

After injuring Roz's foot, Bulldog offers her a job as his producer. She's worried about his advances but accepts after falling out with Frasier.

We meet the man who rescued an abandoned hamlet in Spain, who could now lose half of what he bought. And in Portugal, a couple start an animal sanctuary in their village.

Trucker and foodie Tony Houston hopes to impress with a menu of scallops, sea bass and three desserts. But one guest gives off a prickly first impression.

After annoying his rival diners with his cutlery obsession and questionable table manners on the first night, can sandwich shop owner Anthony turn things around.

Driving instructor Claire Kelly confesses to a 'chaotic' style of cooking, but she's still confident that she can win with her enticing entertainment..

Entrepreneur Richard's guests aren't impressed to discover that he's had help with foraging his ingredients. Can a choral performance calm the atmosphere.

Teacher Kerrie Brinkley-Whittington plans a party atmosphere for the final evening in Essex. But the night ends in tears.

Jules and Gaynor want to move to Poitou-Charentes in France - with their pet alpacas - to run their own gîte business. Will any of Sara Damergi's options have them al-packing their bags.

In a chocolate-fuelled contest, the final six teams create gourmet and fusion bars, and a gravity-defying showpiece suspended from the ceiling. Whose hopes hang in the balance.

It's the quarter-final and the teams make desserts celebrating caramel and a Winter Wonderland-themed frozen lollipop display. Who'll crack under the pressure and be frozen out.

Eleven-year-old Ashanti is rushed to St George's after being struck by a car. And 60-year-old Julie tripped over her cat and fell down the stairs.

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Emily Maitlis, Alastair Campbell, Rory Stewart, Hannah Fry, Cathy Newman and more present live results and analysis.

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Emily Maitlis, Alastair Campbell, Rory Stewart, Hannah Fry, Cathy Newman and more present live results and analysis.

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Emily Maitlis, Alastair Campbell, Rory Stewart, Hannah Fry, Cathy Newman and more present live results and analysis.

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Emily Maitlis, Alastair Campbell, Rory Stewart, Hannah Fry, Cathy Newman and more present live results and analysis.

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Emily Maitlis, Alastair Campbell, Rory Stewart, Hannah Fry, Cathy Newman and more present live results and analysis.

Lisa turns vegetarian after petting a lamb, but no one in Springfield shares her sensibilities - except maybe Apu? And his friends Paul and Linda McCartney.

Homer tries to put on enough weight to be classified as disabled so that he can work from home.

In Northumberland, Joanne and Geoff begin a bedroom renovation inspired by a collection of dolls. In Wales, Faye and David create an art deco-inspired cinema room in their attic.

Rod and Margaret are selling up in London and want to buy a house in Dorset, near the seaside town of Weymouth, as well as a holiday home in the Dordogne, in the south west of France.

Is an astronomy-themed retreat still shooting for the stars? A Spanish cycling business gets back in the saddle. Can a couple complete their dream Italian home.

When Martin continues his 20-year obsession with solving a murder, Frasier steps in with his own theory: that the killer was a monkey.

Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice...: Frasier attempts to work his psychoanalysis on a self-confessed lazy criminal, Phil, who has stolen his briefcase and his car.

..: Stunning pop psychologist Honey Snow (Shannon Tweed) makes quite an impression on Frasier, against his better judgement.

A couple from Norwich get married at their hamlet in the Limousin region of France. In the Dordogne, two estate agents reveal their plans to renovate a stunning chateau.

Super-organised hospital theatre practitioner Geoff Conway goes all out to impress with an epic nine-course Spanish tapas feast. But are his portions too big.

Hairdressing salon owner Natalie Crompton plans an evening filled with fun and laughter, and names her courses after her beloved cats. But Geoff gets the claws out.

Music teacher and funeral singer Alan Gregory hopes to hit the right notes with an evening of sophisticated Greek grub. But Geoff barely touches his food.

Gymnastics teacher Simon Grimwood hosts on his birthday. But will it be many happy returns for Simon, or will there be tears at his party.

Nurse practitioner Caroline Heaven hopes to end the week with a bang by showing her rival diners a 'proper' Lancashire night. Will her guests be chuffed t' bits.

Candy and Mark are looking for the perfect rural retreat to escape to in Almería in southern Spain. Ben Hillman lines up five fab options for £75k, but will any of them result in an offer.

Kirstie and Phil head to south Wales to help Chris and Laura, who want to get out of their Bristol rental, and Bob and Lara, who've been outbid 10 times in competitive Cardiff.

George checks out a wedding cake folly, a beach house inspired by pill boxes, an old RNLI station and a stunning circular home in Denmark inspired by the owner's car collection.

Some of the most memorable stories from the A&Es of south London, including part-time wrestlers Kieran and James, and 79-year-old Carole, who is confused and may have had a stroke.

Lauren, who's 30, has endured a rare cancer called myxoid-liposarcoma since she was eight. Can a new surgery fix it and finally allow Lauren to get on with her life.

The celebrity Goggleboxers are all set for this week's top TV. Including Martin and Roman Kemp, Chris McCausland and Donna Preston. And Bobby, Jeff and Freddie Brazier.

Stacey Solomon, Joe Swash, Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughan hit the sofa for the week's top telly. Also on the 'Box are Danny and Dani Dyer, Ashley Banjo, Sara Cox and more.

Britain's Got Talent, Bridgerton, Romeo and Duet, The 1% Club, Inside the Force: 24/7, Piers Morgan Uncensored, Formula 1: Drive to Survive, and BBC News.

A distressed woman arrives at Luton Police station, where officers have to tell her that her 76-year-old husband is under arrest following allegations of historic child sex abuse.

Zoltan could lose a leg after being hit by a van and thrown into a Mayfair basement. Karl urgently needs a blood transfusion after a high-speed collision on the M25.

Dr Tosin meets a man with an agonising skin condition and a woman who is so sore she finds intimacy impossible. Dr Anand treats a woman with multiple lumps.

On the first night, student and bartender Rachel's American diner-themed menu confuses her guests. But they all agree that her hosting rocks.

Lady of leisure Jill, who's dined at The Ivy three times, plans to impress with her Italian menu and language skills. And Bernard has the group in hysterics.

Flight attendant Mark plans to give his guests a taste of the high life with duck, venison and gin jelly cake.

Parole officer Bernard serves up a combination of Northern Soul and tasty grub. But there's a walk-out during the main course.

Health assistant Lisa is banking on her no-faff menu to bag her the prize. But tempers flare as some home truths are delivered.

In Portugal, holiday hosts set themselves a new challenge. In Spain, a former café owner works out her next move as she fights to keep her Spanish dream alive.

We catch up with expats chasing their dream lives abroad. The owners of a Spanish hotel feel financial pressures, and did a barman's business survive Covid.

Lee and Louise are looking for a three-bedroom, two-bathroom detached villa with a pool in Villamartin on Spain's Costa Blanca. Can Leah Charles-King tick all their boxes on a £212k budget.

Danni Menzies house-hunts with Neil and Julie from Wales, who want to buy a holiday home to enjoy with their children and grandchildren near Almuñécar on Spain's Costa Tropical.

The competition begins in Carmarthenshire, at Louise and Rob's health-conscious retreat, where a gut-healthy breakfast leaves some B&Bers yearning for a fry-up.

In Weston-super-Mare, Sheila and Phil are hoping to soar to victory with a visit to a helicopter museum. But a breakfast delay crash lands their chances.

Pam and Mya host the week's third visit at their self-catering apartments in Somerset. But some dented cookware leaves the hosts bent out of shape.

The final visit of the week is to Anton and Emma's luxury glampsite in Devon, where the B&Bers find out that it's quite hard to cook a fry-up without a frying pan..

It's payment day, and two B&Bers are sharpening their knives ready to give some cutting feedback about knives that aren't sharp enough.

Susie and John met on a dancing holiday in Spain, and are now looking for the perfect holiday home near Estepona. Jean Johansson lines up five properties for their £100,000 budget.

Clement and Tracy-Anne want to escape south London's weather for the sunshine of Marbella in southern Spain. Jean Johansson searches for their perfect family holiday home for £250,000.

Kirstie and Phil head to south Wales to help Chris and Laura, who want to get out of their Bristol rental, and Bob and Lara, who've been outbid 10 times in competitive Cardiff.

Iain and Jenny build an enormous black minimalist rectangular building in the middle of a 19th-century country estate in the dramatic Scottish countryside. What will the neighbours say.

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen checks out a vampire fantasy lair, a teeny-tiny cottage with huge impact, a home bursting with colour and a 1900s house with its own corner shop.

Comedy with Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison and James Buckley. School is over, so the boys celebrate with an outrageous lads holiday in Crete. Very strong language/sex.