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It's Biscuit Week and the bakers make Viennese sandwiches, a retro minty favourite and dramatic puppet theatres. Who'll take centre stage, and who's delivered their final act.

Dark Marvel superhero fantasy with Jared Leto and Matt Smith. A science genius turns himself and his mate into vampires. But his mate's a naughty one and must be neutralised.

The celebs are paired with an 'oppo' for mutual support as they pull heavy equipment across treacherous, icy mountain terrain. But then they have to fight each other.

The 11 remaining celeb recruits face the ultimate test of nerve in their most terrifying ordeal yet: an escape from a simulated helicopter crash into near-freezing water.

Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, A Very Royal Scandal, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (gurning) and My Mum, Your Dad.

Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates.

Babátúndé Aléshé almost certainly knows what a rocket is, and Jack Dee's a dead ringer for a famous artist. Greg Davies awards points (some), praise (little) and pity (plenty).

Mark and Loretta look for their dream holiday home near Estepona on Spain's Costa del Sol, for their budget of £200,000. Can Craig Rowe find their perfect place.

In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits Zeke's, a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left.

In the Cotswolds, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien unearth a mystery item that looks like a fish tank but turns out to have a different use entirely.

Becky and Mark race to get their gîte ready before guests arrive. Temperatures rise for Sarah and George as they host a wedding during a heatwave.

Frasier and Bebe fill in for a week on a morning TV chat show.

To Thine Old Self Be True: Frasier tries to plan Donny's bachelor party and winds up handcuffed to a stripper, embarrassing himself in front of Regan.

Frasier becomes obsessed with a caricature of him that hangs on the wall of a Seattle restaurant.

Mark and Loretta look for their dream holiday home near Estepona on Spain's Costa del Sol, for their budget of £200,000. Can Craig Rowe find their perfect place.

Laura Hamilton helps sisters Sheila and Jean look for a holiday home on Spain's Mijas Costa for all their family and friends to enjoy, for £120k. Will they find their dream place.

Neil and Sarah are searching for a forever home after moving house over 20 times due to Neil's army career. But while Sarah wants to settle in Wiltshire, Neil prefers Carcassonne in France.

Sarah and Steve's new doors and windows are finally installed at their Portuguese quinta. And Simon and Racheal become custodians of a 17th-century hamlet in Charente.

In Cardiff, Mexican eatery La Pantera faces The Horse and Jockey and The Gate. The last night takes a turn: have The Horse and Jockey fallen at the final fence.

Jack and Gabby struggle to put in their new chimney on the Oxford Canal, and theatre worker Ed's boat Womble is being surveyed and getting its tri-annual hull blacking.

Music producer Pete Waterman meets famous faces who share his passion for railway modelling. Jools Holland shows Pete his lofty 12-years-in-the-making work of art.

The series that explores our abandoned railways follows the line that connected England's two great university cities - and became Britain's secret Second World War weapon.

It's Biscuit Week and the bakers make Viennese sandwiches, a retro minty favourite and dramatic puppet theatres. Who'll take centre stage, and who's delivered their final act.

Tarantino's darkly comic drama with Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. A failing actor's world collides with the Manson Family. Very strong language/drugs/bloody violence.

Andy Zaltzman takes a carrot-based risk. Emma Sidi performs some cartwheel tricks. Rosie Jones menaces a member of the crew. Alex Horne rings a bell (or two!).

Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates.

Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson take on Jon Richardson and Nabil Abdulrashid. David O'Doherty is in Dictionary Corner. With Jimmy Carr, Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

In Los Angeles, Gordon Ramsay visits La Frite, a French restaurant that's being run into the ground by its squabbling family owners.

In Buckinghamshire's Chiltern Hills, Henry Cole uncovers an anvil and Simon O'Brien finds an old dresser, which he thinks could become a wildlife sanctuary for birds and insects.

Donna and Paul convert a cow shed into a sophisticated business suite. Alison and Zion are stung with problems when they discover a nest of bees in their bridal suite.

Daphne buckles under the strain of planning her wedding, knowing deep down that it's because her true love is not her betrothed.

Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part 1/2): Frasier offers romantic advice to Niles and Daphne, hoping that they'll admit their love for one another before her wedding.

Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part 2/2): Will Daphne admit her affection for Niles before she marries Donny.

Vicky and Carl have brought their retirement plans forward and are now ready to move to Spain. Jean Johansson shows them what their £70k can buy on the southern Costa Blanca.

Steve and Sid can't wait to buy their own holiday home on Fuerteventura, where they can escape for relaxing getaways with their family. Can Jasmine Harman find their dream place for £100k.

Sandy and Phil are searching for a holiday home to enjoy with their extended family on the Portuguese island of Madeira. Laura Hamilton lines up five properties for their £180,000 budget.

Sarah and Steve's spiral staircase sends them into a spin. In Charente, Simon and Racheal's barn conversion takes shape. Carol and Beau welcome their first guests in Umbria.

In Glasgow, music and food venue Bloc and Amore d'Italia face sushi and noodle soup chain Maki and Ramen, where the mains lead to a cacophony of slurping sounds.

Jack and Gabby take their boat for its first cruise. Ed shows off his cooking skills at a rooftop party. Peter and Noni take their narrowboat across the sea.

White husky Olaf wows brothers Ben and Harry. High-energy spaniel Storm needs a playmate who can keep up with him. Could Macie be the answer.

Stephen Mangan joins Jo Brand to snap Biscuit Week in two. Whose Viennese biscuits had the judges waltzing for joy, and whose puppet theatre took centre stage.

Some memorable stories from King's College Hospital in south London, from the aftermath of a motorway crash to a concerned teen mum and a Yorkshire couple in crisis on a trip down south.

Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson take on Jon Richardson and Nabil Abdulrashid. David O'Doherty is in Dictionary Corner. With Jimmy Carr, Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of TV's biggest and best programmes.

Strictly Come Dancing, Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, A Very Royal Scandal, The Yorkshire Vet, This Morning (gurning) and My Mum, Your Dad.

After a life-threatening illness, Georgina's back on the dating scene and looking for a rugged man. Kate seeks a Viking while Ashley wants a man who can make a deeper connection.

Andy Zaltzman takes a carrot-based risk. Emma Sidi performs some cartwheel tricks. Rosie Jones menaces a member of the crew. Alex Horne rings a bell (or two!).

Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates.

Paul and Nicola have finally decided to buy a holiday home in the seaside town of Puerto del Carmen on Lanzarote. Ben Hillman shows them five excellent options for their budget of £180,000.

In New Orleans, Gordon Ramsay visits Zeke's, a restaurant famed for its Cajun food and loyal locals. But under new ownership, standards have slipped and the customers have left.

In Los Angeles, Gordon Ramsay visits La Frite, a French restaurant that's being run into the ground by its squabbling family owners.

In Southport, Henry Cole finds some ammunition crates that he wants to turn into furniture, while Simon O'Brien discovers a light from Southport Pier to upcycle into a table.

In the Cotswolds, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien unearth a mystery item that looks like a fish tank but turns out to have a different use entirely.

In Buckinghamshire's Chiltern Hills, Henry Cole uncovers an anvil and Simon O'Brien finds an old dresser, which he thinks could become a wildlife sanctuary for birds and insects.

Mother and daughter Emma and Charlotte have £100,000 to spend on a Spanish holiday home in Antequera, where they plan to spend time as a family. Jasmine Harman lines up five top properties.

Best friends Julie and Jan have pooled their funds to buy a bolthole on the beautiful island of Lanzarote. Jasmine Harman shows them five properties around Puerto del Carmen for £115,000.

Shania and Farrukh have travelled America with their two children, and sunny Florida has won them over. Can Ben Hillman find their perfect family property in the Sunshine State.

It's full steam ahead for train driver Wayne and train manager Kate, as Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £85k budget can buy in Pinar de Campoverde in Spain.

Danni Menzies helps John and Carol look for a holiday home on Tenerife. With a budget of £120k, can they find their dream place - and will they put in an offer.

Laura Hamilton helps sisters Sheila and Jean look for a holiday home on Spain's Mijas Costa for all their family and friends to enjoy, for £120k. Will they find their dream place.

George Clarke meets rotten relic renovators. In Yorkshire, Dawn transforms an old village shop into a luxurious home with an outdoor oasis.

In Lincolnshire, high-flyers Zara and Giuliano set out to build a 400-square-metre malthouse-inspired home, but run into problems from the get-go. Can they get the project off the ground.

It's Biscuit Week and the bakers make Viennese sandwiches, a retro minty favourite and dramatic puppet theatres. Who'll take centre stage, and who's delivered their final act.

Stephen Mangan joins Jo Brand to snap Biscuit Week in two. Whose Viennese biscuits had the judges waltzing for joy, and whose puppet theatre took centre stage.

Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect.

Andy Zaltzman takes a carrot-based risk. Emma Sidi performs some cartwheel tricks. Rosie Jones menaces a member of the crew. Alex Horne rings a bell (or two!).

The celebs are paired with an 'oppo' for mutual support as they pull heavy equipment across treacherous, icy mountain terrain. But then they have to fight each other.

The 11 remaining celeb recruits face the ultimate test of nerve in their most terrifying ordeal yet: an escape from a simulated helicopter crash into near-freezing water.

In Leyland, Simon O'Brien transforms three battered car seats into a three-piece suite. And Henry Cole repurposes an overhead light into a fashionable light box.

In the Cotswolds, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien unearth a mystery item that looks like a fish tank but turns out to have a different use entirely.

In Lincolnshire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet a mum and son restoring a historic windmill, and Sandy and Andy, who plan to open a glamping site on their farm.

Husbands Roy and Brian kick off the week at The Plough Inn in Kent. They're hoping a breakfast that's 'somewhere between Little Chef and The Ritz' will be a winner.

Best friends Simone and Anke host at their coaching inn in Oxfordshire, where the furnishings are fit for a king. Alas, the cleanliness standards are less sparkling.

Richard and Colleen host the week's third visit in Essex. After tensions are released during a visit to a rage room, Richard gets teary during feedback.

Lori and Mike host the week's final visit at their yoga retreat in Kent, where relaxation is the name of the game. But two of the B&Bers don't feel so rested..

The B&Bers are sharpening their knives ready for payment day, where marks about a minging mattress are on the agenda. And one B&Ber gets tearful about their comments.

Danni Menzies helps Poppy and her dad Philip realise their dream of finding a holiday home in Andalucía for their budget of £50k, that all the family can use to enjoy the Spanish sunshine.

Paul and Nicola have finally decided to buy a holiday home in the seaside town of Puerto del Carmen on Lanzarote. Ben Hillman shows them five excellent options for their budget of £180,000.

Vicky and Carl have brought their retirement plans forward and are now ready to move to Spain. Jean Johansson shows them what their £70k can buy on the southern Costa Blanca.

Kim and Steve can't wait to turn their dream of owning a romantic bolthole into a reality on the Spanish island of Gran Canaria. Jasmine Harman shows them five options for their £120k.

Cecil and Patricia think that now's the perfect time to buy their dream holiday home in Vero Beach in Florida. Will any of Scarlette Douglas's five great properties impress them.

Angela and Steve from Leicestershire have visited Lanzarote over 100 times and are now looking for a holiday home in Playa Blanca. Jasmine Harman shows them five options for their £225k.

Steve and Sid can't wait to buy their own holiday home on Fuerteventura, where they can escape for relaxing getaways with their family. Can Jasmine Harman find their dream place for £100k.

Ken Bruce hosts, as the first heat of players compete over six rounds in the hope of securing a place in the Grand Final.

Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates.

Andy Zaltzman takes a carrot-based risk. Emma Sidi performs some cartwheel tricks. Rosie Jones menaces a member of the crew. Alex Horne rings a bell (or two!).

In a test of their control, the celebs must protect a VIP on a journey through the wilderness. But one recruit has already been pushed to their limit and beyond.

Roisin Conaty and Joe Wilkinson take on Jon Richardson and Nabil Abdulrashid. David O'Doherty is in Dictionary Corner. With Jimmy Carr, Susie Dent and Rachel Riley.

Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect.

In Lincolnshire, high-flyers Zara and Giuliano set out to build a 400-square-metre malthouse-inspired home, but run into problems from the get-go. Can they get the project off the ground.

George Clarke meets rotten relic renovators. In Yorkshire, Dawn transforms an old village shop into a luxurious home with an outdoor oasis.

Vicky and Carl have brought their retirement plans forward and are now ready to move to Spain. Jean Johansson shows them what their £70k can buy on the southern Costa Blanca.

Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro - to check in with the owners he helped. Has his advice been put to good use.

In Lincolnshire, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien meet a mum and son restoring a historic windmill, and Sandy and Andy, who plan to open a glamping site on their farm.

Belinda and Lee take on a force of nature felling trees for their terrace. Stephanie gets her hands dirty sourcing fresh ingredients for a dinner party.

Frasier begins to date the attractive attorney who defended him against Donny, who was jilted at the altar by Daphne.

Frasier develops a friendship with Roz's new boyfriend, who then cheats them both.

A scheming Frasier works his way into hosting the annual televised Christmas parade but is horrified to learn that his protégée Dr Mary is his co-host.

Paul and Nicola have finally decided to buy a holiday home in the seaside town of Puerto del Carmen on Lanzarote. Ben Hillman shows them five excellent options for their budget of £180,000.

Married couple Steve and Dawn first visited Mijas in southern Spain 11 years ago and have wanted to own a holiday home there ever since. Laura Hamilton shows them five properties for £220k.

Renovators across the UK tackle crumbling period properties. Tracey and Rob want to turn their Scottish castle into a dream wedding destination.

In France, Kev gives his music studio a test run. And after nearly four years of work, Sarah and Steve's holiday accommodation at their quinta is finally open for business.

Diane and Nigel dream of owning their own place in France's Dordogne region, now that their kids have flown the nest. Can Lee Juggurnauth find their perfect holiday home for their £180k.

The culinary competition with a twist returns. In Sheffield, the Butcher and Catch take on Plesters' international cuisine and The Garrison's fine dining.

A passionate peek at local life on Yorkshire's stunning coastline. Fishing family the Robsons head to Whitby to repair their boat and we take a bracing dip in Scarborough's South Bay.

Beth and Jemima want an outgoing pup to fit their friendship group. Tina needs a bold companion. And Max is a dog in mourning - could a new best friend help.

Strictly Come Dancing, Phillip Schofield: Cast Away, Nightsleeper, Emily in Paris, First Dates, Made in Bondi, Roux Back Down the River and Only Connect.

Oprah with Meghan and Harry - and, on the News, the royal response. Plus: Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain; The Celebrity Circle; and Teen First Dates.

The remaining celebs are mentally and physically exhausted. But they must plunge into freezing water, face off with the Redman, and read death letters for their families.