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They're Playing Our Song: Frasier goes all out when he's inspired to write a new theme tune for his radio show. (S7 Ep13)

Big Crane on Campus: Frasier learns that beauty is only skin deep when he dates the prom queen from his old high school. (S7 Ep14)

Out with Dad: An unlikely chain of events forces Martin to pretend that he's gay on Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15)

Something About Dr Mary: Frasier's temporary call-screener, 'Dr' Mary (Kim Coles), hijacks his show with her sassy attitude and no-nonsense advice. (S7 Ep16)

Picked a Peck of Pepper: Mike and Frank go big in Texas with a mega-pick at the first Dr Pepper bottling plant and tough negotiations in a 50,000-square-foot warehouse. (S15 Ep4)

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Hillman Imp: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend travel to Gloucestershire to fix up former NHS nurse Margaret's 1973 Hillman Imp, which has been abandoned for decades in a dusty barn. (S8 Ep4)

Simon O'Brien and Henry Cole head to High Wycombe in Buckinghamshire, a town famed for furniture production - music to Simon's ears, but not a motor in sight for Henry! (S7 Ep14)

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Debbie McGee in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Brothers Mark and Simon have sold up in the UK and are living in a caravan in Spain while they look for their dream home. Craig Rowe shows them what their £200k can buy in Almería.

The new series continues. After winning a French B&B, Nichola and Roy claim their life-changing prize. In Spain, plumbing problems plague Nigel and Fede's guesthouse renovation. (S11 Ep4)

The new series continues. It's Dessert Day and the bakers hope that a delicate touch 'shell' lead to perfect meringues and brownies. Whose bakes do the judges go gooey for? (S11 Ep4/15)

Fiona and her best friend Tina give Craig Rowe a run for his money finding them the perfect bolthole in Limousin. After a non-starter and doer-upper disaster, will they find a French fancy?

Tensions flare in Minneapolis at the shooting of mum-of-three. A rare red warning for dangerous winds as the UK braces for Storm Goretti. And cheers for a government climb down on pubs.

...Drug-Free Doctor: Can you overcome a chronic condition without medication? Dr Rangan Chatterjee explores dependency on medication and how lifestyle changes can help to promote wellbeing.

Music in the Minster: Crime drama. A music student is found dead... and then her professor dies too. Patience races to unravel the mystery, leading to a showdown in York Minster. (S2 Ep2/8)

A woman is rushed in after a serious car crash. Simon fell off his bike on his way to buy a helmet. James, who severed his finger while climbing, talks about his love for his dad. (S30 Ep7)

Eighteen-year-old Kye is rushed to Queen's after going into cardiac arrest during a football training session. Student Phoebe has hurt her nose after tripping over in a library. (S30 Ep3)

Most Hated Man in America: The documentary continues. Laci and her unborn son's bodies are found in the San Francisco Bay. Scott Peterson is arrested and becomes a national villain. (Ep3/6)

The Greek at the Harbor: Gordon Ramsay helps a family-run Greek restaurant turn its fortunes around in Ventura Harbor in California. But he uncovers a shocking family secret... (S5 Ep7) [SL]

The battle of the clay returns, as more hopefuls compete to become champion of the pottery. The potters make soup sets and the bucket of doom is back! Whose galleried jars survive? (S9 Ep1) [SL]

The experts at Poo HQ meet a 'stinky grandad', a woman from Jersey with crippling pain when she eats, and a nurse who can bloat from size 16 to size 24 in the space of minutes. (Ep2)

In East Sussex, there's rock-solid banoffee pie and obscure meats including pig's trotter and ox cheek, as three couples compete to host the best dinner party.

...List It: Kirstie revisits Kathleen and Tom, whose Newcastle home was a battleground. When Phil last visited, they'd jumped ship. Have they got the renovation bug again? (S10 Ep10) [SL]

Another chance to catch yesterday's new episode, with Debbie McGee in Dictionary Corner. Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host.

Spellbound: When Sam stands up to Carla's unfaithful ex-husband Nick over his treatment of Loretta, Nick aims to get his own back on Sam by putting Diane under his spell. (S5 Ep15/26)

Never Love a Goalie (Part 1/2): Carla falls in love with Boston Bruins goalie Eddie LeBec, but when his winning streak ends, she thinks she's a jinx and has damaged his career. (S5 Ep16/26)

Never Love a Goalie (Part 2/2): Believing that her relationship with Boston Bruins goalkeeper Eddie LeBec is jinxing his performance, Carla tells him they are over. (S5 Ep17/26)

Whose Side Are You On?: After discovering that Debra places bets with the kids on his strange behaviour, Ray's disturbed to find out that his children think he's a 'doof'. (S8 Ep13)

Lateness: Fed up with his wife's constant tardiness, Ray leaves Debra at home, rather than taking her to an awards ceremony. (S8 Ep14)

Party Dress: Ray and Debra disagree over whether they should buy an expensive dress for Ally to wear to a friend's formal 13th birthday party. (S8 Ep15)

Whine Club: Frasier's hopes of being elected corkmaster of the wine club are dashed when Niles's girlfriend Mel convinces him to run against his brother. (S7 Ep17)

Hot Pursuit: Martin helps Donny to stake out an unfaithful husband, while Frasier and Roz nearly have a romantic encounter at a conference. (S7 Ep18)

Morning Becomes Entertainment: Frasier and Bebe fill in for a week on a morning TV chat show. (S7 Ep19)

To Thine Old Self Be True: When Frasier tries to plan Donny's bachelor party, he winds up handcuffed to a stripper and embarrasses himself in front of Regan. (S7 Ep20)

Scrappy Go Lucky: A hardcore collector in California is under pressure to downsize... which is good news for Mike and Frank! And a hunch leads to a bonanza of rare vintage cars. (S15 Ep5)

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Lancia Fulvia: Tim and Fuzz rescue former hairdresser Bill's 1968 Lancia Fulvia - an Italian automotive masterpiece - in Scotland. (S8 Ep5)

Tree stumps, a dolls' house and a yarn spinner are restored and upcycled this time. But what will they become? (S7 Ep15)

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Debbie McGee in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Penny and Mark share a passion for the coast and countryside of southern Granada. Can Ben Hillman make their dream of buying a holiday home there a reality for £100k?

The new series continues. There's cross-country excitement as Nichola and Roy welcome their first guests in France, and Nigel and Fede open the doors to their Spanish guesthouse. (S11 Ep5)

The new series continues. It's Pastry Day and the heat one bakers' last chance to earn a crust in Finals Week. Who'll unleash their inner Picasso with their self pie-trait? (S11 Ep5/15)

Liz and Noel adore Tenerife and want a home from home for £320k to escape to and enjoy the winter sun. Will a cosy apartment in Los Cristianos or a Golden-mile gem be perfect for them?

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Can a side hustle really make £10k a year? Scarlett Moffatt embarks on a 10-day mission to explore how quick-turnaround money-makers are cashing in on second incomes.

Who shot Mr Burns? What are The Chasers' nicknames? And what's 'The Peppa Effect'? Harry Hill, Judi Love, Tom Allen, Joanne McNally, Sam Campbell and Susan Wokoma take Jimmy Carr's TV test.

Big Zuu, Jill Scott, Sam Ryder, Susie Dent and Rose Ayling-Ellis dip their toe in the Taskmaster waters in the annual dash for golden-eyebrow glory. But they might wish they hadn't. (Ep1/2)

With just three points separating the celebs, it's all to play for in the second leg. Big Zuu gets competitive with a shoe. And can Susie Dent make Alex Horne's dream come true? (Ep2/2)

(2008) BAFTA-winning comedy-drama starring Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson as Irish hitmen who are banished to Belgium after botching a job. With Ralph Fiennes.

Mike and Nellie's: In Oakhurst, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. (S5 Ep8) [SL]

Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien restore a metal workbench, a pine chest and the seat from an old pony and trap.

Nina and her husband Andy welcome their rivals to their Scandinavian-style accommodation, The Old Stables in Somerset, where some guests are dubious about the no-shoes policy.

Morris hosts at Rigsby's Guest House in Hertford. His attempt to entertain his guests at a local zoo isn't a hit with everyone and a breakfast hold-up doesn't go down well.

David and Erica put on some classic Blackpool fun for their guests at The Fairway, as they take on some local zombies in a horror walk.

Robin welcomes his rivals to the converted Dent Station in the Yorkshire Dales, where he's organised a butchery competition. A few home truths about the group are revealed.

The B&Bers meet for one last time to confront their critics and find out how much they've been paid. And some of Robin's petty marks over the week are thrown to the group for discussion.

Best Man: Doug gets jealous of Carrie's childhood 'friend' Todd at his wedding, and Arthur regrets ordering the fish. (S1 Ep13/25)

Dog Days: Carrie thinks Doug should be tougher with the new neighbours about their dog, which is keeping them awake. Arthur believes he was the inspiration for Charlie Brown. (S1 Ep14/25)

Crappy Birthday: When Carrie tells Doug to ignore her 30th birthday, he's more than happy to play along, because there's a huge ultimate fighting tournament on TV. (S1 Ep15/25)

Security: After Robert takes a second job selling security systems, he reveals that he's been asked to join the firm and is mulling over retiring from the police force. (S8 Ep16)

The Ingrate: Debra's hurt when Ray receives an honorary doctorate and thanks everyone except her in his acceptance speech. (S8 Ep17)

Crazy Chin: Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it. (S8 Ep18)

The Three Faces of Frasier: Frasier becomes obsessed with a caricature of him that hangs on the wall of a Seattle restaurant. (S7 Ep21)

Dark Side of the Moon: Daphne buckles under the strain of planning her wedding, knowing deep down that it's because her true love is not the man she's marrying. (S7 Ep22)

The Haw-Hawed Couple: Bart becomes Nelson's best friend when Marge makes him go to his birthday party. Which means no one can mess with Bart. But there are downsides too... (S18 Ep8/22)

The Wife Aquatic: The family visit Barnacle Bay, where Marge grew up, but discover that it's become run-down. Can Homer help to clean up the town? (S18 Ep10/22)

You Kent Always Say What You Want: After spilling coffee on his lap, Kent Brockman swears on live TV and gets fired. So Kent and Lisa team up to broadcast inconvenient truths. (S18 Ep22/22)

(2019) Animated spy comedy caper with the voice of Will Smith. The 'world's most awesome spy' gets framed and has to go undercover as a pigeon to prove his innocence.

Deb and Steve love holidaying in Spain, and now that they're both retiring, they're moving out there permanently. Can Ben Hillman find them the perfect place in Almería for £130k?

At the Grantham Arms in Boroughbridge, North Yorkshire, hosts Simon and Joe hope that dazzling décor and Joe's amazing hosting skills will be a winning combination.

For the week's second visit, the B&Bers go glamping at Driftwood Luxury Lodges in Derbyshire. Host Carl is obsessed with interior design, but is his stylish homemade furniture practical?

Rick and Sarah Blaney host the third visit at The Stamford in Southport. But the seaside stay gets off to a bad start when the 'impersonal' self check-in leaves some guests out in the cold.

Mum and daughter Annelies and Claudia Richardson host the final visit of the week at The Fauconberg Arms in North Yorkshire, where they think the food is just as important as the rooms.

Payment day brings frank discussions about everything from questionable hosting skills to substandard breakfasts, before the B&Bers learn how much they've been paid and who's won.

The battle of the clay returns, as more hopefuls compete to become champion of the pottery. The potters make soup sets and the bucket of doom is back! Whose galleried jars survive? (S9 Ep1)

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...Secret Tomb Revealed: In Egypt's ancient valley of the kings, archaeologists excavate the burial treasures of Pharaoh Ramses III and uncover evidence of an assassination. (Ep1/2)

(2022) Danger-zone action as Tom Cruise returns to the cockpit after 36 years. He's Maverick. He still feels the need for speed. And there's a near-impossible mission to fly. With Jon Hamm.

(1992) High-stakes courtroom drama with more than a few good actors, including Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore and Tom Cruise. Can a lackadaisical naval lawyer crack a battle-hardened colonel?