CTV COMEDY (West) Channel (CMDYW)

Sheldon hatches a plan to extend his lifespan when he realizes he won't be around to see the technology that will be able to download his consciousness into a robot. Steve Wozniak has a cameo.

Everyone worries for Sheldon, who begins searching for non-human companionship.

Leonard and Sheldon's apartment is robbed, so they create an elaborate security system with the help of their friends.

Newton had his apple. Sheldon has cheesecake. An impasse in his work leads Sheldon to get a job working with Penny at a restaurant known for that dessert.

Leonard is only allowed to bring one guest for his trip to the CERN science complex in Switzerland, and he's forced to choose between Sheldon and Penny.

Sheldon misses an opportunity to meet comics mogul Stan Lee, who appears in a cameo, when he has to go to traffic court after getting a ticket because of Penny.

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from "The Lord of the Rings" film, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

The friends try to help Sheldon overcome his fear of speaking in public.

Wil Wheaton returns and once again battles with Sheldon, this time in a bowling match; and Penny and Leonard have a fight that threatens their relationship.

Sheldon tells a lie to appease Penny and Leonard, who aren't speaking to each other, but then he gets caught.

The arrival of a famous physicist (Judy Greer), has Sheldon and Leonard competing for her attention.

Leonard tells Penny the story of how he met Sheldon.

In the third-season finale, Wolowitz and Koothrappali play matchmaker for Sheldon by setting up an online-dating profile for him. Meanwhile, Penny thinks that her relationship with Leonard has affected her ability to date "normal" men.

In the fourth-season opener, Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Fowler----his first date ever---and Penny finds herself accompanying them.

Sheldon hatches a plan to extend his lifespan when he realizes he won't be around to see the technology that will be able to download his consciousness into a robot. Steve Wozniak has a cameo.

Everyone worries for Sheldon, who begins searching for non-human companionship.

Leonard and Sheldon's apartment is robbed, so they create an elaborate security system with the help of their friends.

Newton had his apple. Sheldon has cheesecake. An impasse in his work leads Sheldon to get a job working with Penny at a restaurant known for that dessert.

Leonard is only allowed to bring one guest for his trip to the CERN science complex in Switzerland, and he's forced to choose between Sheldon and Penny.

Sheldon misses an opportunity to meet comics mogul Stan Lee, who appears in a cameo, when he has to go to traffic court after getting a ticket because of Penny.

The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from "The Lord of the Rings" film, and the rare find threatens their friendship.

The friends try to help Sheldon overcome his fear of speaking in public.

Wil Wheaton returns and once again battles with Sheldon, this time in a bowling match; and Penny and Leonard have a fight that threatens their relationship.

Sheldon tells a lie to appease Penny and Leonard, who aren't speaking to each other, but then he gets caught.

The arrival of a famous physicist (Judy Greer), has Sheldon and Leonard competing for her attention.

Leonard tells Penny the story of how he met Sheldon.

In the third-season finale, Wolowitz and Koothrappali play matchmaker for Sheldon by setting up an online-dating profile for him. Meanwhile, Penny thinks that her relationship with Leonard has affected her ability to date "normal" men.

In the fourth-season opener, Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Fowler----his first date ever---and Penny finds herself accompanying them.

Sheldon hatches a plan to extend his lifespan when he realizes he won't be around to see the technology that will be able to download his consciousness into a robot. Steve Wozniak has a cameo.

Everyone worries for Sheldon, who begins searching for non-human companionship.

Wanda fills in for the regular bingo caller. Emma thinks Wanda is upsetting her chances of restoring her winning streak. Karen is suspended from the police force. (Repeat).

Mosquitoes plague the town, but Hank is unaffected. Lacey contributes to the town's time capsule. Oscar returns to work at Corner Gas. (Repeat).

A game of softball turns competitive. (Repeat).

Lacey is losing customers to the new ATM machine in the liquor store; Hank is asked to show an American tourist around, and Brent shows up to help; Karen tries to learn French. Guest star: Mark McKinney. (Repeat).

Lacey introduces the Leroys to fine wine and they may never forgive her; Hank wins the lottery and his life is turned upside down. (Repeat).

Lacey finds a new doctor for Dog River; Hank seeks a place to sleep while his home is being repaired; Brent receives what may be a counterfeit $100 bill. (Repeat).

Chandler and Monica plan big career moves, while Ross labors to hit it off with a date. Steve: Jon Lovitz. Celia: Melora Hardin. Ms. Tedlock: Fritzi Burr. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Ross attends Lamaze classes; Joey dates Phoebe's twin; and Chandler has the hots for a co-worker he's supposed to fire. Jamie: Helen Hunt. Fran: Leila Kenzle. Nina: Jennifer Grant. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Monica and Rachel meet two cute doctors; Ross looks to Jack for fatherly advice; Phoebe confronts her twin about Joey. Jack: Elliot Gould. Admissions Woman: Alaina Reed Hall. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

The guys let the ladies in on a sacred ritual---their poker game. Meanwhile, Rachel has an interview with Saks. Aunt Iris: Beverly Garland. Ross: David Schwimmer. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

Ross entrusts Rachel with his pet monkey for a day; Barry has a surprise for Rachel. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. Luisa: Megan Cavanagh. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Chandler's not a very smooth operator when it comes to calling a woman he went out with; Rachel gets involved with her ex-fiancé. Mindy: Jennifer Grey. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. Danielle: Lynn Clark. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Monica meets the woman who used her credit-card number; Ross realizes it's time to find a new home for Marcel. Dr. Baldharar: Harry Shearer. Teacher: Karla Tamburrelli. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

Phoebe gets temporary work as Chandler's secretary; Monica's new boyfriend is younger than she thinks. Ethan: Stan Kirsch. Monica: Courteney Cox. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Ross quarrels with Susan in the delivery room as Carol prepares to give birth; Joey befriends a mother-to-be (Leah Remini). Dr. Franzblau: Jonathan Silverman. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. (Repeat).

Rachel finally realizes how much Ross likes her---but not before he leaves for China on museum business. Melanie: Corinne Bohrer. Carl: Tommy Blaze. Julie: Lauren Tom. (Repeat).

Rachel meets Ross's female travel companion; Joey unwittingly recommends a seamy tailor to Chandler; and Phoebe cuts Monica's hair. Julie: Lauren Tom. Paolo: Cosimo Fusco. Tailor: Buck Kartalian. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Monica goes shopping with Julie (Lauren Tom)---behind Rachel's back; Ross isn't exactly gaga over breast milk. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Hombre Guy: Joel Beeson. (Repeat).

The gang disturbs Mr. Heckles (Larry Hankin) for the last time; Phoebe takes issue with Ross on the subject of evolution. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Treeger: Michael G. Hagerty. Alison: Carolyn Lowery. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Phoebe's secret husband shows up; Rachel tries to distract Ross from having sex with Julie (Lauren Tom). Duncan: Steve Zahn. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Chandler and Monica plan big career moves, while Ross labors to hit it off with a date. Steve: Jon Lovitz. Celia: Melora Hardin. Ms. Tedlock: Fritzi Burr. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Ross attends Lamaze classes; Joey dates Phoebe's twin; and Chandler has the hots for a co-worker he's supposed to fire. Jamie: Helen Hunt. Fran: Leila Kenzle. Nina: Jennifer Grant. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Monica and Rachel meet two cute doctors; Ross looks to Jack for fatherly advice; Phoebe confronts her twin about Joey. Jack: Elliot Gould. Admissions Woman: Alaina Reed Hall. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

The guys let the ladies in on a sacred ritual---their poker game. Meanwhile, Rachel has an interview with Saks. Aunt Iris: Beverly Garland. Ross: David Schwimmer. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

Ross entrusts Rachel with his pet monkey for a day; Barry has a surprise for Rachel. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. Luisa: Megan Cavanagh. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Chandler's not a very smooth operator when it comes to calling a woman he went out with; Rachel gets involved with her ex-fiancé. Mindy: Jennifer Grey. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. Danielle: Lynn Clark. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Monica meets the woman who used her credit-card number; Ross realizes it's time to find a new home for Marcel. Dr. Baldharar: Harry Shearer. Teacher: Karla Tamburrelli. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

Phoebe gets temporary work as Chandler's secretary; Monica's new boyfriend is younger than she thinks. Ethan: Stan Kirsch. Monica: Courteney Cox. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Ross quarrels with Susan in the delivery room as Carol prepares to give birth; Joey befriends a mother-to-be (Leah Remini). Dr. Franzblau: Jonathan Silverman. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. (Repeat).

Rachel finally realizes how much Ross likes her---but not before he leaves for China on museum business. Melanie: Corinne Bohrer. Carl: Tommy Blaze. Julie: Lauren Tom. (Repeat).

Rachel meets Ross's female travel companion; Joey unwittingly recommends a seamy tailor to Chandler; and Phoebe cuts Monica's hair. Julie: Lauren Tom. Paolo: Cosimo Fusco. Tailor: Buck Kartalian. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Monica goes shopping with Julie (Lauren Tom)---behind Rachel's back; Ross isn't exactly gaga over breast milk. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Hombre Guy: Joel Beeson. (Repeat).

The gang disturbs Mr. Heckles (Larry Hankin) for the last time; Phoebe takes issue with Ross on the subject of evolution. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Treeger: Michael G. Hagerty. Alison: Carolyn Lowery. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Phoebe's secret husband shows up; Rachel tries to distract Ross from having sex with Julie (Lauren Tom). Duncan: Steve Zahn. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Chandler and Monica plan big career moves, while Ross labors to hit it off with a date. Steve: Jon Lovitz. Celia: Melora Hardin. Ms. Tedlock: Fritzi Burr. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

Part 1 of two. Ross attends Lamaze classes; Joey dates Phoebe's twin; and Chandler has the hots for a co-worker he's supposed to fire. Jamie: Helen Hunt. Fran: Leila Kenzle. Nina: Jennifer Grant. (Repeat).

Conclusion. Monica and Rachel meet two cute doctors; Ross looks to Jack for fatherly advice; Phoebe confronts her twin about Joey. Jack: Elliot Gould. Admissions Woman: Alaina Reed Hall. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

The guys let the ladies in on a sacred ritual---their poker game. Meanwhile, Rachel has an interview with Saks. Aunt Iris: Beverly Garland. Ross: David Schwimmer. Monica: Courteney Cox. (Repeat).

Ross entrusts Rachel with his pet monkey for a day; Barry has a surprise for Rachel. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. Luisa: Megan Cavanagh. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Chandler's not a very smooth operator when it comes to calling a woman he went out with; Rachel gets involved with her ex-fiancé. Mindy: Jennifer Grey. Barry: Mitchell Whitfield. Danielle: Lynn Clark. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. (Repeat).

Monica meets the woman who used her credit-card number; Ross realizes it's time to find a new home for Marcel. Dr. Baldharar: Harry Shearer. Teacher: Karla Tamburrelli. Monica: Courteney Cox. Ross: David Schwimmer. (Repeat).

Phoebe gets temporary work as Chandler's secretary; Monica's new boyfriend is younger than she thinks. Ethan: Stan Kirsch. Monica: Courteney Cox. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Ross quarrels with Susan in the delivery room as Carol prepares to give birth; Joey befriends a mother-to-be (Leah Remini). Dr. Franzblau: Jonathan Silverman. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. (Repeat).

Rachel finally realizes how much Ross likes her---but not before he leaves for China on museum business. Melanie: Corinne Bohrer. Carl: Tommy Blaze. Julie: Lauren Tom. (Repeat).

Rachel meets Ross's female travel companion; Joey unwittingly recommends a seamy tailor to Chandler; and Phoebe cuts Monica's hair. Julie: Lauren Tom. Paolo: Cosimo Fusco. Tailor: Buck Kartalian. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Monica goes shopping with Julie (Lauren Tom)---behind Rachel's back; Ross isn't exactly gaga over breast milk. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Susan: Jessica Hecht. Hombre Guy: Joel Beeson. (Repeat).

The gang disturbs Mr. Heckles (Larry Hankin) for the last time; Phoebe takes issue with Ross on the subject of evolution. Janice: Maggie Wheeler. Treeger: Michael G. Hagerty. Alison: Carolyn Lowery. Chandler: Matthew Perry. (Repeat).

Phoebe's secret husband shows up; Rachel tries to distract Ross from having sex with Julie (Lauren Tom). Duncan: Steve Zahn. Ross: David Schwimmer. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Rachel: Jennifer Aniston. Monica: Courteney Cox. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Joey: Matt LeBlanc. (Repeat).

Brent's old band reunites; Oscar claims that a country singer stole his song; the dark secret behind Dog River's name is discovered. (Repeat).

An air show comes to Dog River; Hank's new corn stand threatens business at Brent's gas station; Karen and Davis work to stop vandalism. Guests: the Canadian Air Force Snowbirds; Jack Duffy. (Repeat).

Hank wants to build a zip line in town and Lacey and Brent help out so he doesn't get himself killed. Davis and Karen crack down on Dog River's "Free Corner" while Oscar and Emma score a free robot vacuum that Oscar befriends. (Repeat).

Brent tries to figure out why he's getting nightmares of being attacked by Michael J. Fox. (Repeat).

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Brent's old band reunites; Oscar claims that a country singer stole his song; the dark secret behind Dog River's name is discovered. (Repeat).

An air show comes to Dog River; Hank's new corn stand threatens business at Brent's gas station; Karen and Davis work to stop vandalism. Guests: the Canadian Air Force Snowbirds; Jack Duffy. (Repeat).

Hank wants to build a zip line in town and Lacey and Brent help out so he doesn't get himself killed. Davis and Karen crack down on Dog River's "Free Corner" while Oscar and Emma score a free robot vacuum that Oscar befriends. (Repeat).

Brent tries to figure out why he's getting nightmares of being attacked by Michael J. Fox. (Repeat).

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Brent's old band reunites; Oscar claims that a country singer stole his song; the dark secret behind Dog River's name is discovered. (Repeat).

An air show comes to Dog River; Hank's new corn stand threatens business at Brent's gas station; Karen and Davis work to stop vandalism. Guests: the Canadian Air Force Snowbirds; Jack Duffy. (Repeat).

Hank wants to build a zip line in town and Lacey and Brent help out so he doesn't get himself killed. Davis and Karen crack down on Dog River's "Free Corner" while Oscar and Emma score a free robot vacuum that Oscar befriends. (Repeat).

Brent tries to figure out why he's getting nightmares of being attacked by Michael J. Fox. (Repeat).

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark. (Repeat).

The Berneys are having a hard time as they hit the road on the way to Manitoulin Island. (Repeat).

Following a brush with death, James and Astrid realize they need to make a death plan, including finding legal guardians for Felix and Viv. (Repeat).

Frustrated over their cluttered home full of kids' stuff, James and Astrid decide to purge. (Repeat).

With a new baby refusing to sleep and a return to the office looming for Astrid, she and James consider desperate measures. (Repeat).

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed; and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

Sheldon meets Amy's mother and comes to the realization that he no longer wants to see Amy; and Leonard realizes that everyone is in a relationship except for him. (Repeat).

Raj's sister visits and inadvertently causes trouble for the friends.

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark. (Repeat).

As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box. (Repeat).

Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work. (Repeat).

The gambling room gets broken into and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend. (Repeat).

Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany. (Repeat).

In the Season 6 finale, Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford. (Repeat).

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed; and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

Sheldon meets Amy's mother and comes to the realization that he no longer wants to see Amy; and Leonard realizes that everyone is in a relationship except for him. (Repeat).

To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy. (Repeat).

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Raj's sister visits and inadvertently causes trouble for the friends.

As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box. (Repeat).

Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed; and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.

Sheldon meets Amy's mother and comes to the realization that he no longer wants to see Amy; and Leonard realizes that everyone is in a relationship except for him. (Repeat).

Raj's sister visits and inadvertently causes trouble for the friends.

(Repeat).

Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work. (Repeat).

The gambling room gets broken into and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend. (Repeat).

Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany. (Repeat).

In the Season 6 finale, Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford. (Repeat).

To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy. (Repeat).

(Repeat).

Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark. (Repeat).

As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box. (Repeat).

Brent and Oscar compete in a curling grudge match; Lacey becomes a hot prospect in the league; Karen has to keep the curling trophy safe. Guest stars: curling champions Randy Ferbey and Dave Nedohin. (Repeat).

Hank falls for a highway worker named Heather; Lacey ponders why no one invited her to go to the Harvest Dance; Brent and Oscar are confronted with Emma's dreaded jelly salad. (Repeat).

Brent pesters Oscar using a drone; Wanda and Emma try to figure out the turkeys' intelligence. (Repeat).

Karen and Davis discover a mannequin dumped in the woods and set out to solve this freaky, heinous crime. (Repeat).

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Brent and Oscar compete in a curling grudge match; Lacey becomes a hot prospect in the league; Karen has to keep the curling trophy safe. Guest stars: curling champions Randy Ferbey and Dave Nedohin. (Repeat).

Hank falls for a highway worker named Heather; Lacey ponders why no one invited her to go to the Harvest Dance; Brent and Oscar are confronted with Emma's dreaded jelly salad. (Repeat).

Brent pesters Oscar using a drone; Wanda and Emma try to figure out the turkeys' intelligence. (Repeat).

Karen and Davis discover a mannequin dumped in the woods and set out to solve this freaky, heinous crime. (Repeat).

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Canadian English version of the game show where unsuspecting members of the public hail a cab and find they're playing for money - if they can keep answering questions correctly before they reach their destination. Too many incorrect answers and they may just be walking the rest of the way.

Brent and Oscar compete in a curling grudge match; Lacey becomes a hot prospect in the league; Karen has to keep the curling trophy safe. Guest stars: curling champions Randy Ferbey and Dave Nedohin. (Repeat).

Hank falls for a highway worker named Heather; Lacey ponders why no one invited her to go to the Harvest Dance; Brent and Oscar are confronted with Emma's dreaded jelly salad. (Repeat).

Brent pesters Oscar using a drone; Wanda and Emma try to figure out the turkeys' intelligence. (Repeat).

Karen and Davis discover a mannequin dumped in the woods and set out to solve this freaky, heinous crime. (Repeat).

In the series premiere, a sudden turn of events forces the Conners to face the daily struggles of life in Lanford in a way they never have before. (Repeat).

Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work. (Repeat).

The gambling room gets broken into and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend. (Repeat).

Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany. (Repeat).