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Steve thinks Lucy is cheating on him with Jerry. Yola has some huge news for Joe.

Yola begins to worry about her pregnancy despite Joe's reassurance. However, a tragedy soon strikes that will change things forever.

Susan decides to get another dog but the assessor from the dogs' home deems her unsuitable for a dog adoption, so, as ever, it is Ben who ends up in the doghouse.

Sandi Toksvig takes tea with Rosie Jones, Ahir Shah, Henning Wehn and Alan Davies.

Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by comedian Aisling Bea, actress June Brown, presenter Adrian Chiles and stand-up comedian Seann Walsh.

Paul and Ally find themselves parenting Jim and Jackie as well as a conflicted Luke. Ava and Holly get closer and Ava decides to take a risk, while Paul meets an old friend and realises that he might, after all, be happy.

A chat with Darren and a chance encounter convince Ally she needs more friends, so she decides to reunite her antenatal class. Ally tells Luke and Ava this was a friendship group, but 17 years is a long time.

When a Conch client makes threats, Helen and Roz are forced to relocate to a co-working space. At home, Dad has lost his license and Helen is forced to act as Dad and Viktor's personal Uber driver.

Abby reluctantly agrees to be Carter's Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor. Then, Benton clashes with Romano when Romano refuses to treat a patient. Chen divulges her pregnancy to Weaver and Dr Greene proposes to Corday.

The boys bring Grandma home for dinner but Grandma gets her hair stuck in the window of Jonny's car. When they eventually arrive, Mum shows the family the new curtains.

Armed with capsicum spray, truncheons and two-way radios, Andy and Maggie find themselves on a film set with Hollywood A-lister and super-cool action man Samuel L. Jackson.

Australia's longest-running music show is home to the biggest vault of music videos from a diverse range of artists, genres, and eras. They curate the best clips of all-time to entertain for hours.

Intrepid TV host Louis Theroux reveals the inside story of day-to-day life in one of America's largest legal brothels.

Julia attempts to provide solace to a prison doctor who feels guilty over death row lethal injections he performed. Pratt gets cold feet when Bettina gets serious about their relationship. Neela joins the Ortho's hockey team.

Abby reluctantly agrees to be Carter's Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor. Then, Benton clashes with Romano when Romano refuses to treat a patient. Chen divulges her pregnancy to Weaver and Dr Greene proposes to Corday.

Magicians Tattoo, Sigfried Tieber, Rick Wilcox, and Willi Auerback try to fool the veteran duo with their illusions.

The news headlines updating the day's top stories from across Australia and around the world.

It's the Tenth Doctor's final journey but his psychotic nemesis, the Master, has been reborn. With both determined to cheat death, the battle ranges from the wastelands of London to the mysterious Immortality Gate.

Insulted by Goku's nonchalance regarding the Tournament of Power, a warrior from the 11th Universe challenges Goku to a battle for justice.

Maggie has a terrible cold and when the Troop is called away on a mission, they ask Cornelius to watch over her. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice when Maggie walks out and now on the loose, he has no idea how to find her.

Alpha One, leader of the wilderwolves, leads the Night Patrol straight into a werewolf-hunter trap. Freddy is expelled from Howlington after the council blames him - and his friendship with Scarlet - for the disaster.

Dr O gets an odd illness called the Sillies.

The Jedi help a prince serve his people.

Brent and Flint get stuck up a tree together after one of Brent's jokes goes too far.

When Que is paired with a ghost for work experience instead of a popular influencer, she must learn to embrace her ghost identity.

The gang teams up with Steve Buscemi in Sicily.

Chloe and the Bears take a road trip to see a meteor shower.

Blossom wants to impress a famous scientist.

When Malediktator comes back, now seconded by a Sentimonster, Ladybug entrusts a committed friend and ally with a Miraculous to help her save Paris.

After he fails to book the field trip he promised the kids, Chef has to manufacture a full day of delays on the bus trip to avoid getting to Happy Sunshine Good Time Land.

Beast Boy and Cyborg decide to make a yearbook.

When Brock's Pokemon Egg starts to hatch, our heroes make a fateful stop at a run-down Pokemon Center along the Cycling Road.

This episode is a mouthful of that hungry pink blob, Kirby, as Jensen takes Gem for a ride through the Forgotten Land to search for Waddle Dees.

We're going to learn about the Jazz style.

Double trouble as Four splits and a pair of tricky twins turn up, the Terrible Twos, who decide it's time to tickle their friends to pieces. Learn that numbers are all made of ones (sometimes twos) with the Numberblocks.

When Olympia and Otis get trapped in their computer, it's up to the Odd Squad Computer Department to rescue them.

Tammy and the junior gardeners create magical teeny tiny gardens, perfect for small spaces.

Maddie finds out what happens to our bodies when we go to sleep at night.

There's a furry friend in the lab as the doctors reveal how the brain's hippocampus works to create maps so people don't get lost.

Gregor needs somewhere to practise, store and maintain his bagpipes. A keen player and member of a local pipe band, he dreams of becoming a professional. His passion requires practice and it's just too loud for the family.

What is it like to put your hand up, be elected and serve the nation in the House of Representatives or the Senate? In this special classroom edition, eight former politicians go off-script and share their opinions.

Find out what's going on in the world with a news bulletin designed for children, featuring stories that are relevant and easy to understand.

New patient Jessica proves to be an undercover spy for the Cavitex Dental Company and she feels Ben's behaviour warrants his going on a retraining course, along with Roger.

Andy befriends Patrick Stewart from Star Trek fame, in an effort to get his script noticed. (Final)

Steve thinks Lucy is cheating on him with Jerry. Yola has some huge news for Joe.

Yola begins to worry about her pregnancy despite Joe's reassurance. However, a tragedy soon strikes that will change things forever.

Abby deals with her upcoming reunion with Luka in Croatia. A new doctor ruffles feathers, while a transplant patient is admitted when her body rejects a new heart, and Morris tests a taser on himself.

With his TARDIS in ruins, the newly regenerated Doctor must save the world in less than twenty minutes from galactic policemen known as the Atraxi - with only Amy Pond and her hapless boyfriend Rory to help him.

Author and documentarian John Safran shines a light on a Jewish staple, while Alice tries to change his mind on cauliflower.

Lee Mack is joined by Gok Wan and Charles Dance and David Mitchell has Isy Suttie and Stephen Mangan on his team. As always, Rob Brydon is in the host's chair.

Adam and Jamie get on the trail of some flammable hollywood fables while Kari, Grant and Tori break out the defibrillator for some electrifying action.

Con proposes to Rose after learning about her wedding plans with Jack, leading to a fight between the two boys.

Rivers gets the shock of his life when his dad escapes prison and shows up unannounced at the warehouse.

New patient Jessica proves to be an undercover spy for the Cavitex Dental Company and she feels Ben's behaviour warrants his going on a retraining course, along with Roger.

Sandi Toksvig looks at 'Quantity' and 'Quality', inviting Bridget Christie, Joe Lycett, and James Acaster to join regular panellist Alan Davies to face her fiendish questions.

Joining Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell to sort the facts from the fiction are guests Les Dennis, Richard Osman, Alice Levine and Lou Sanders.

Rowan must find Lasher in order to right her wrongs. But even Sip doesn't know where Lasher is.

When Mum finds out that Dad didn't throw away his old boxes of science magazines in their clear-out, she goes mad. So Dad builds a bonfire and promises he'll burn them all.

Dr Benton pays the price for challenging Dr Romano, and a recovering Dr Carter performs restricted duties his first day back on the job.

Andy befriends Patrick Stewart from Star Trek fame, in an effort to get his script noticed. (Final)

rage digs into le vault to bring you ze best French musique from le depths of le archive. Magnifique! Or whatever it is they say over there.

Movie star Vince Chase is back with his entourage and super-agent-turned-studio-head, Ari Gold. The boys soon discover just how cutthroat Hollywood can be when their new $100 million movie goes wildly over-budget.

Abby deals with her upcoming reunion with Luka in Croatia. A new doctor ruffles feathers, while a transplant patient is admitted when her body rejects a new heart, and Morris tests a taser on himself.

Dr Benton pays the price for challenging Dr Romano, and a recovering Dr Carter performs restricted duties his first day back on the job.

Deirdre O'Kane, Richard Osman and David Mitchell join regular panellist Alan Davies to answer host Sandi Toksvig's questions on the theme of: Occupations and Offices.

With his TARDIS in ruins, the newly regenerated Doctor must save the world in less than twenty minutes from galactic policemen known as the Atraxi - with only Amy Pond and her hapless boyfriend Rory to help him.

The news headlines updating the day's top stories from across Australia and around the world.

Time to choose a roster for the Tournament of Power, but finding 10 of the strongest fighters in the universe is no easy task.

The Troop is called to help Albert because he thinks the garden gnome is haunting him. When they try to show him it's just a statue, they inadvertently convince him that it's alive and he's more terrified than ever.

Desperate to get back into Howlington, Freddy enlists the help of a much-changed Principal Pincus, while Ric proves himself an unorthodox replacement principal at Howlington.

A motley crew of villains storm into Odd Squad headquarters, but can't agree on a plan of attack.

Large creatures take over the landing pad at Nash's garage.

Tensions arise when Tim's jealous brother Jim visits with his flirtatious new fiancee, Kim.

When Snorp goes missing in an alternate dimension, Que heads up the search party, only to discover that under-appreciated Snorp has actually left home for good.

The gang meet up with famous ventriloquists to stop a dummy.

Panda goes on a mission to return a lost phone.

The Girls are charmed by the coolest girl in school.

When Reflekta locks herself into a bottomless abyss of guilt, Ladybug calls on an ally with unfailing optimism.

When Noah is forced to wear a cone of shame, he feels left out of everything. But when he learns of a pirate treasure buried under the school, he becomes the leader of the team that goes on the quest to find it.

Young Justice inspires Robin to get the team more serious.

Our heroes board a steamboat headed to Hearthome City-but when they have to run back into town for supplies, the boat accidentally takes off with their Pokemon!

It's a race to the finish line between Gem and sister-brother duo Malibu and Valentine, as they all go head-to-head in Mario Kart 8.

In today's class, we're going to learn how to mash up Swing and KPOP.

Five and friends discover a hole that makes their heads fall off! Learn how to count up and down, and how to add to five with the Numberblocks.

Baker Graham's SCORCHING sign has gone missing from his bakery and the entire town of Wordsville has turned cold, frigid, and frozen!

Costa and the junior gardeners brew some smelly grass tea for their lawn and a yummy native grass drink for themselves.

Joe and chef Anna Polyvioux lay the foundations of learning all about the site that housed Australia's first Government House.

Take a journey through one of the weirdest, wildest periods in English history, featuring the only time that a king has been tried and executed for treason.

The Youngein children studied, worked, and played very differently to children today. How was school and after-school different for children back then?

Convicts sent out to the penal colonies in Australia were expected to work as a part of their punishment, and convict kids were no exceptions. They also lived under the same harsh conditions as the adults.

During the gold rush, bushranging flourished in New South Wales and the newly formed colony of Victoria. Explore bushranger objects at the National Museum of Australia.

A high-energy, fun way for upper primary and secondary students to learn about current issues and events in their world. Each program is built around major news stories of the week.

Find out what's going on in the world with a news bulletin designed for children, featuring stories that are relevant and easy to understand.

Kenzo has a school project about his family. Susan tells Kenzo he can ask any questions he likes, but quietly warns the family that there are some things that must never be divulged! (Final)

Andy starts filming his classy sitcom but the BBC has different ideas about the comedy.

Con proposes to Rose after learning about her wedding plans with Jack, leading to a fight between the two boys.

Rivers gets the shock of his life when his dad escapes prison and shows up unannounced at the warehouse.

Neela makes a quick decision about a patient with a torn aorta, while Pratt treats a man who shows signs of having been physically abused, and Sarah's grandfather is rushed to the ER after collapsing.

Aisha Tyler hosts another classic episode of the legendary improv show featuring regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie along with guest performer Greg Proops and star guest Jordin Sparks.

The Doctor and Amy land on the Starship UK, which houses the future of the British people as they search for a new home. But Amy soon encounters the terrifying Smilers and learns a deadly truth.

Full time funny man Lehmo tries to whip up something French, whilst Alice tries to change his mind on mushrooms.

Sandi Toksvig looks at 'Quantity' and 'Quality', inviting Bridget Christie, Joe Lycett, and James Acaster to join regular panellist Alan Davies to face her fiendish questions.

Take cover, Jamie and Adam get all steamed up with 'Water Heater Rocket' - as they test if an ordinary water heater, has the extraordinary ability to fly like a rocket, right through your house.

Rivers and Matt race against time to find a boat that was stolen from the local surf club before Southgate calls the police.

Southgate is offered a position as principal in Yanderra and asks Yola to come with him. Meanwhile, Steve and Danielle decide to make a horror movie. (Final)

Kenzo has a school project about his family. Susan tells Kenzo he can ask any questions he likes, but quietly warns the family that there are some things that must never be divulged! (Final)

Sandi Toksvig kicks things off with questions relating to animals that start with a P. Regular panellist Alan Davies is joined by comedian Phill Jupitus, broadcaster Danny Baker and actress Teri Hatcher.

The guests joining Lee Mack and David Mitchell are Jay Blades, Sue Johnston, Alice Levine and Bob Mortimer.

It's a brand new Battle of the Duds! Tom Gleeson invites four failed former contestants to humiliate themselves again. Vying for the Big Brass Dud Mug are Kim Kardashian, NASCAR and The Sopranos.

Returning for its 11th Season, The Weekly is the one show that knows the world is far too serious to be taken too seriously. You give us thirty minutes - we'll give you the week.

Telstra has a new ad, Crocs become cool, Telstra has a new ad, Extra puts gum to our heads, and Telstra has a lot of new ads. Plus a pitch to Buy Nothing. Joining Wil and Russel are Emily Taylor, Adam Ferrier and Dee Madigan.

The series premiere kicks off with four guest comedians Urzila Carlson, Nazeem Hussain, Danielle Walker and Tom Gleeson where they take on a spelling challenge on Australian currency, and try to make their hometown proud.

Benton is unable to find a job and must accept a less-than-generous offer from Romano. Then, Kovac and Abby are attacked by a mugger with a steel pipe.

Count down the hottest chart hits, and catch up on some of the most promising new popular music videos on rage.

Andy starts filming his classy sitcom but the BBC has different ideas about the comedy.

Join Sandi Toksvig to find out about Ulex and other "U" words you've never heard of With Bridget Christie, Rosie Jones, Cariad Lloyd, and Alan Davies. (Final)

Neela makes a quick decision about a patient with a torn aorta, while Pratt treats a man who shows signs of having been physically abused, and Sarah's grandfather is rushed to the ER after collapsing.

Benton is unable to find a job and must accept a less-than-generous offer from Romano. Then, Kovac and Abby are attacked by a mugger with a steel pipe.

A grieving Adam faces a tribunal over his malpractice, and is no longer sure if he can go on in medicine. Reconnecting with Harry, he tries to decide where his future lies.

The news headlines updating the day's top stories from across Australia and around the world.

The Doctor and Amy land on the Starship UK, which houses the future of the British people as they search for a new home. But Amy soon encounters the terrifying Smilers and learns a deadly truth.

Krillin must prove himself to both Gohan and Goku if he wants to enter the Tournament of Power.

When the pets in Animauville start waking up in different beds, the Troop is called to solve the mystery. It doesn't take long for them to discover that Cornelius is moving them while he's sleep walking!

Ric enters the Howlington kids in an inter-school obstacle course competition, but the competition is interrupted by the search for a missing toddler.

When a creature gets loose in headquarters, Oscar helps Ocean track it down, while Olympia and Otis try to keep Ms O distracted.

Kai and Nubs team up for a training exercise.

Flint, desperate to find out what Sam's giving him for his birthday, invents a device to read her diary out loud.

A quest to return an overdue Spellbook takes the gang deep inside the local library (Charlie's least favourite place) but the book does not want to be returned.

Dancer Maddie Ziegler needs help with a haunted studio.

Grizz screens an epic amateur movie he just made for a focus group.

A dainty princess comes to Townsville.

Because of a plan thought up by Marinette, Shadow Moth akumatizes two villains. Ladybug and Cat Noir will need help to stop the evil duo.

When Sugar unwittingly wins a job as spokesperson for a diarrhoea medication, she enlists the help of her friends to stop the commercial from premiering during the big game.

The Titans visit Starfire's homeworld, Tamaran.

On their way to Hearthome City, our heroes cross paths with Cynthia, the Champion of the Sinnoh League - and she's battling Ash's rival Paul!

Squad member Beau teams up with Gem to pit their plant power against icky zombies, icy yetis and more in Garden Warfare 2.

Dancers will lean how to Jive and perform their routine on a breezy tropical island.

Five is so good at hide-and-seek, she can find the others without looking up from her book - but how? Learn how to add to five with the Numberblocks.

Vet Wilder's INSTRUCTION pamphlet for his pet care classes has disappeared and now no one in Wordsville can instruct, guide, or teach anyone.

Will draws the fun loving Michelangelo holding his favourite food Pizza!

When Rich has problems with his creativity, Matt suggests an unusual solution: a 'mind poo'. In this episode, Rich takes a trip through surreal art to see where art ideas come from.

Muse Thalia is having fun kidding Dada, but she escapes from the Parnassus of Rafael, and Mati and Dada have to bring her back.

A statue comes to life in a magical gallery and climbs into the painting 'Arnolfini Portrait' by Jan Van Eyck. Inside the painting she explores the clues that Van Eyck painted into the picture, giving us meanings.

Actress and comedian Nina Wadia reads extracts from Lizzie Zipmouth by Jacqueline Wilson and explains why she loves the book.

Looking at the life and times of William Shakespeare, from his humble beginnings in Stratford, through his time as a jobbing actor in London, to his success as the country's most respected and financially savvy writer.

In this BTN series, we meet a young photographer, learn about First Nations art, explore the world of puppeteering, and delve into the world of artificial intelligence, or AI as we know it.

Find out what's going on in the world with a news bulletin designed for children, featuring stories that are relevant and easy to understand.

Christmas 2039 and the Harper family is gathering still for Christmas celebrations but although they have changed physically, their love/hate relationships have stayed the same.

Andy realises that fame is not all it is cracked up to be, and confides his woes to David Bowie.

Rivers and Matt race against time to find a boat that was stolen from the local surf club before Southgate calls the police.

Southgate is offered a position as principal in Yanderra and asks Yola to come with him. Meanwhile, Steve and Danielle decide to make a horror movie. (Final)

While treating a severely beaten Korean teen, Abby discovers an even more serious condition. Also, Dr Brenner continues to ruffle feathers in the ER and Kovac struggles to forgive Abby for her indiscretion.

The Tardis takes the Doctor and Amy to war-torn Britain in the middle of WWII, where they meet Winston Churchill.

Kate Humble, Miles Jupp, Sanjeev Bhaskar and Richard Madeley join team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell. Which team can best fool the opposition into mistaking fact for fiction and fiction for fact?

There's meant to be nothing easier than Shooting Fish in a Barrel, so Adam and Jamie decide it's high time this simple saying was put to the test.

Everyone is left shocked when Sam Robinson returns to Hartley High to fill a new teaching role.

Katerina returns to Hartley High and immediately sets her sights on Rivers.

Christmas 2039 and the Harper family is gathering still for Christmas celebrations but although they have changed physically, their love/hate relationships have stayed the same.

Bill Bailey, Colin Lane and Desiree Burch join regular panellist Alan Davies to answer host Sandi Toksvig's questions on the theme 'overseas'.

Lee and David are joined by Joan Bakewell, Warwick Davis, Paul Hollywood and Jason Manford. Rob Brydon is host.

A tale of suspicion and prejudice in the deep South as a young lawyer defends a black mill worker charged with murdering two white men who raped his 10-year-old daughter.

Mark's helicopter develops problems while on a rescue mission in Indiana. Abby comforts Luka, who is plagued by the death of the mugger. Carter treats a teenage boy who is unaware that he is HIV positive.

Australia's longest-running music show is home to the biggest vault of music videos from a diverse range of artists, genres, and eras. They curate the best clips of all-time to entertain for hours.

Paul and Ally find themselves parenting Jim and Jackie as well as a conflicted Luke. Ava and Holly get closer and Ava decides to take a risk, while Paul meets an old friend and realises that he might, after all, be happy.

A chat with Darren and a chance encounter convince Ally she needs more friends, so she decides to reunite her antenatal class. Ally tells Luke and Ava this was a friendship group, but 17 years is a long time.

Andy realises that fame is not all it is cracked up to be, and confides his woes to David Bowie.

In a risque episode, Richard Osman, Lolly Adefope and Lee Mack join regular panellist Alan Davies and host Sandi Toksvig to contemplate the theme of the 'naked truth'.

While treating a severely beaten Korean teen, Abby discovers an even more serious condition. Also, Dr Brenner continues to ruffle feathers in the ER and Kovac struggles to forgive Abby for her indiscretion.

Mark's helicopter develops problems while on a rescue mission in Indiana. Abby comforts Luka, who is plagued by the death of the mugger. Carter treats a teenage boy who is unaware that he is HIV positive.

The news headlines updating the day's top stories from across Australia and around the world.

The Tardis takes the Doctor and Amy to war-torn Britain in the middle of WWII, where they meet Winston Churchill.

Goku tries to find Android 17; the tournament stress is affecting the gods of each universe, causing them to bicker among themselves.

Elvis calls the Coop Troop because the fun fair was cancelled, and he had promised to sneak in Cornelius. The Troop decide to make a fun fair at the farm but it gets more complicated when other animals show up by surprise.

Ric sets the kids a task: find a secret door hidden in the school, and get first dibs on the treasure that's hidden inside.

Otis discovers he's forgotten an important event in his partnership with Olympia. Now, with Oona and Ms O providing assistance, he sets off on an odd adventure to set things right.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, so they say. But drawing an apple a day is just good practice.

Lys and Kai must rescue Nubs from the Ganguls.

When Flint discovers his father only sees shades of grey, he sets out to blow Tim's mind with a device that lets him see colour.

When Helsing falls asleep, the gang must pretend to be him to save the day, but it turns out being Helsing is harder than expected.

Jeff Foxworthy needs the gang's help with a witch.

The Bears lose their own home to dangerous animals.

A magical empire has suddenly appeared in the arctic north of Equestria and Princess Celestia needs Twilight and her friends to find a way to protect it.

While her friends try to keep the Crystal Ponies occupied at the Crystal Faire, Twilight searches for the hidden Crystal Heart that is the key to keeping their empire safe from harm.

Things get scary when campers are pulled into a fish 'n' hook challenge that pits them against each other and their worst fears.

Robin struggles to create the perfect Thanksgiving.

The Titans try to settle the question: Are boys or girls better?

George and Gem take on Bowser in this wild Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury adventure. Will they reach the top of Bowser's Tower?

Pokemon Master Kleon shares his top tips and strategies to help Harry become a Pokemon Scarlet and Violet Master.

Our heroes come across a phony Pokemon Gym run by a disguised Team Rocket, who are plotting to steal as many Pokemon as they can!

Bumblebee's past as an elite racecar driver is exposed and Special Agent Schloder is hot on his trail.

A sorcerer is haunting a snack factory.

The Bears switch bedrooms for the night and get a glimpse of the living space of one of their brothers. But the deeper they go, hidden secrets are revealed.

Feeling unappreciated, Ice Bear leaves his brothers to be the chef of a restaurant. Desperate to fill the void, Grizz and Panda look for Ice Bear's replacement.