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Aulus Paulinus tries to improve Romano-British relations by conducting a walkabout up and down the open sewer that is Chelmsford's high street.

A fashion model buys a haunted Rolls-Royce.

Intergalactic adventures of the Moonbase Alpha team. A new planet holds hope as a new home for the Alphans.

The pilgrims arrive at the Kingdom of Red Hog, where pigs are sacred. The people hail Pigsy as their new King and God.

The Rubettes, Sparks & Rod Stewart. Alex Dyke presents an hour of bubblegum pop and cheesy tracks to make you feel good.

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A day in the life of Matthew shows him playing rock music in the early hours of the morning, and re-enacting movies during the day, along with questionable activities in Mandy's bedroom.

Aulus Paulinus tries to improve Romano-British relations by conducting a walkabout up and down the open sewer that is Chelmsford's high street.

After joining the Crowman at an art show, Aunt Sally is taken with the riches on offer for sale of a truly great work. Worzel, also, seeks fame and fortune - and intends to prove his own talents.

Time After Time stars Brian Conley as Kenny Conway, a petty criminal from a family of petty criminals. Who after his release from a spell in prison has resolved to go straight.

In a deserted village, the evil male demon Wun-Lung and three beautiful witches await the arrival of Tripitaka, Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy.

Turpin intends to find some rest in the little village of Mudbury, but Swiftnick starts bragging about Dick's skills as a prizefighter.

Game show hosted by Derek Hobson where dogs and their owners compete for money and prizes.

A nearby convent presents the Crowman with a challenge: the commission of his first female scarecrow.

Simple Minds, Talking Heads & The Members. Richard Latto presents alternative anthems from a music community with attitude.

Sheila decides she needs a small break and asks Jonathan if she can join him on his weekend fishing trip in the country.

Gerald and Brenda manage to bring about reconciliation between David and Pamela but reuniting Malcolm and Brenda proves more of a challenge.

Adam and Julia have been invited to a garden party at Buckingham Palace.

The Monkees stay with an heiress who must spend one night in an island mansion.

As news spreads of Harvey's night with Rita, Nan is disapproving, Frieda feels betrayed and Harvey himself feels used since it nullifies all charges of adultery against his wife.

Chaney must convince the granddaughter of a dead mobster to turn her grandfather's business documents over to the FBI.

The Saint is on a skiing holiday with his friend Christian Van Esser but whilst the Saint is distracted by a girl, Christian disappears. His body is later found in a cable car.

Alpha encounters an intangible mass as it heads though space and towards disaster. Whatever the mysterious energy field might be, it possesses a strange and frightening power.

Simple Minds, Talking Heads & The Members. Richard Latto presents alternative anthems from a music community with attitude.

Adam and Julia have been invited to a garden party at Buckingham Palace.

Gerald and Brenda manage to bring about reconciliation between David and Pamela but reuniting Malcolm and Brenda proves more of a challenge.

The Monkees stay with an heiress who must spend one night in an island mansion.

Sheila decides she needs a small break and asks Jonathan if she can join him on his weekend fishing trip in the country.

Pepper and Crowley travel to Masiaca, Mexico posing as the Ordways, a married couple who operate as fences for stolen jewels.

The Saint is on a skiing holiday with his friend Christian Van Esser but whilst the Saint is distracted by a girl, Christian disappears. His body is later found in a cable car.

A man helps Loengard search for pregnant Kimberly amid the Watts riots, after aliens abduct her in Los Angeles.

The Campbells consider having Burt committed while Father Tim pays Corinne a farewell visit and Chester fires Claire.

Martin's announcement that he's planning to move on and leave the flat produces a series of disappointments. Mandy is suffering from anxiety after a relationship threatens to turn serious.

Aulus is suffering from nightmares and insomnia. Could it be the staple all-day British breakfast of pig and egg, or is some disaster about to befall him.

A recently widowed and wealthy woman returns home to England after years living abroad. She hires a butler who has a plan to capture her wealth.

Alpha encounters an intangible mass as it heads though space and towards disaster. Whatever the mysterious energy field might be, it possesses a strange and frightening power.

In a deserted village, the evil male demon Wun-Lung and three beautiful witches await the arrival of Tripitaka, Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy.

Simple Minds, Talking Heads & The Members. Richard Latto presents alternative anthems from a music community with attitude.

The Campbells consider having Burt committed while Father Tim pays Corinne a farewell visit and Chester fires Claire.

Martin's announcement that he's planning to move on and leave the flat produces a series of disappointments. Mandy is suffering from anxiety after a relationship threatens to turn serious.

Aulus is suffering from nightmares and insomnia. Could it be the staple all-day British breakfast of pig and egg, or is some disaster about to befall him.

A nearby convent presents the Crowman with a challenge: the commission of his first female scarecrow.

Time After Time stars Brian Conley as Kenny Conway, a petty criminal from a family of petty criminals. Who after his release from a spell in prison has resolved to go straight.

Forty years before the pilgrims' journey to India, two lovers Chun-Ying and Yu-Lee disobey the God of Fertility Ju-Lee by eloping together - love is forbidden in his country.

A poacher has cut in on Dick Turpin's territory. Dick and Swiftnick decide to bait the most obvious suspect, a stranger named Joshua Vizard.

Game show hosted by Derek Hobson where dogs and their owners compete for money and prizes.

New Zealand's Governor General requires a scarecrow to prevent the eating of his beautiful lawns, so the Crowman summons all of his greatest creations to assess who is best for the job.

Alex Dyke presents an hour of bubblegum pop and cheesy tracks to make you feel good.

Hope Wynne has his face in The Daily Mail, Sheila has to go one better.

Pamela and David engineer a chance meeting between Malcolm and Brenda, and Malcolm has special favour to ask of David.

The subject of jealousy arises, so Juia questions Adam about an incident that happened some years ago.

Mike helps a toy designer being replaced by computers, after Peter fails a job interview.

Erich dies suddenly and Frieda is amazed to get a visit from Joan Gottlieb.

The team journeys to a Caribbean island to prevent American mercenaries who have been hired by the KGB from killing the prime minister.

A diplomat's daughter is on the run from two men who want her to pay for her brother's gambling debts. Simon Templar agrees to help her.

The ghost of a living man brings horror in its wake.

Alex Dyke presents an hour of bubblegum pop and cheesy tracks to make you feel good.

The subject of jealousy arises, so Juia questions Adam about an incident that happened some years ago.

Pamela and David engineer a chance meeting between Malcolm and Brenda, and Malcolm has special favour to ask of David.

Mike helps a toy designer being replaced by computers, after Peter fails a job interview.

Hope Wynne has his face in The Daily Mail, Sheila has to go one better.

While working undercover as a waitress in a seedy roadside diner connected to a series of truckload heists, Pepper finds herself entangled in an ugly dispute between a couple in her apartment complex.

A diplomat's daughter is on the run from two men who want her to pay for her brother's gambling debts. Simon Templar agrees to help her.

Anti-war demonstrations led by Jerry Rubin sweep up Loengard and Juliet on a mission in Berkeley, Calif., to shut down a Hive operation.

Mary finally gets Burt to see a doctor. Jessica tries to make peace with Corinne and Eunice finds herself locked out on a hotel window ledge in the rain.

All three of the housemates wake from dreams that go unfulfilled, including Martin on an erotic date with a colleague. Yet in their waking hours, Mandy pressuring Matt to go outside.

Governor Aulus decides to give the people of Chelmsford a new Roman road and he wants to give it to them straight. But Badvoc insists on a bypass around the holy town of Romford.

After an assassin's bullet fails to kill tycoon David Garrick, eccentric husband and wife detective team are hired to protect the millionaire.