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30. Bob inherits a storage unit, and the whole family imagines it's filled with treasures. Instead, they find a man named Chet living inside. Linda, feeling the holiday spirit, persuades Bob to invite Chet to stay at the restaurant.

30. After Linda kills the tree, the Belchers must go out on Christmas to find a new one. When Bob cuts off a truck, they are forced to spend the holiday together in the car. Back at the Belcher home, Teddy gets stuck in the kids' Santa trap.

30. At Bob's father's Christmas party, Bob and "Big Bob" rehash an old argument and try to outdo each other in the kitchen. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad.

30. When Mr. Pewterschmidt has a heart attack, Peter takes over his business.

30. Doctor Hartman performs a leg transplant on Joe, giving him the ability to walk.

30. Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.

30. Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled.

30. Peter discovers that he is not an American citizen but actually a Mexican immigrant.

30. Meg is admitted to the hospital due to a severe accident, and Peter vows to treat her better than he ever has before.

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15. The boys get a cool new therapist.

15. Lil Daddy follows the day-to-day misadventures of a struggling single father chasing love and respect while ruining everyone's day along the way.

15. Floor 999 is a weird workplace comedy about a guy navigating a building with 1000 floors.

15. Things go awry when Sunny attempts to produce a "better" Jamal over and over ... and over again.

15. While Sunny spirals about getting older, Tulip seeks closure in all the wrong places until Ladi takes control.

30. Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but the friend turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard, but the plan backfires.

30. Francine's Chinese adoptive parents drop in. When Stan tries to find Francine's real parents, he discovers that they are selfish people who gave up Francine because she would cramp their lifestyle.

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30. Things are heating up, y'know what I mean, broh?

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15. The boys get a cool new therapist.

15. Lil Daddy follows the day-to-day misadventures of a struggling single father chasing love and respect while ruining everyone's day along the way.

15. Floor 999 is a weird workplace comedy about a guy navigating a building with 1000 floors.

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30. The Belchers take a trip on a train, and Louise, Gene and Tina are seated in a separate car. Louise gets the children to help her to steal the chocolate supply from the restaurant car! Bob and Linda indulge in some wine tasting.

30. After predicting that a telemarketer is calling the restaurant when the phone rings, Linda and the kids believe that Linda is a psychic. Needless to say, her predictions irk Bob and spell out hilarious happenings.

30. In homage to the Bronies subculture, Tina attends her first Equestra-Con, a convention based on her favorite animated pony show, The Equestranauts. To her surprise, she finds that the show's fans are middle-aged men called Equesticles.

30. Gene, Louise and Tina discover an object at the beach that turns out to be ambergris, a valuable but illegal byproduct of whale poop that is used in high-end perfumes. Louise tries to cheat Gene and Tina out of the profits.

30. As the Belchers prepare for Christmas, Bob gets an unexpected call from Mr. Fischoeder asking him to bring food to a party at his home. Bob delivers the food and soon becomes embroiled in an intense gingerbread house building competition.

30. It's Christmas time in Quahog! While shopping at the mall for gifts, Peter and Lois run into an old friend, Jesus Christ. Peter and the gang discover Jesus is a virgin. Peter won't have it and makes it his mission to get Jesus a girlfriend.

60. Brian and Stewie take their adventures to the North Pole to seek out Santa Claus.

30. It's Christmas time in Quahog, and the first snow has arrived. The whole town goes sledding, including Peter who destroys the family dining table by using it as a giant sled.

30. In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol.

30. Rick goes toe-to-toe with the president in this one, broh.

30. Morty goes nuts this time. Rick does stuff.

30. Heaven is for real, broh. I saw it, broh, I swear.

15. Happy holidays everyone! Join Santa for the one Christmas he'll never forget. The north pole elves dream of the toys of holidays past. Krampus puts in a good word for the coal industry. St. Nick meets his idol: Jared Leto.

15. The Robot Chicken Christmas Murder Mystery Special!

30. Total Validation, China, IL's newest counseling service, will determine who is right or wrong in any relationship.

30. Stan, unhappy with the decisions Hayley is making for herself, decides to set her up with a proper husband. He gets her to go along by using her "activation word" which was ingrained in her.

30. While playing poker with the guys, Stan is exposed as a virgin, but not in the traditional way - he's never killed anyone. Roger and the guys help Stan bust his killing cherry.

30. When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. When the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska border, where gay couples have no rights.

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30. Heaven is for real, broh. I saw it, broh, I swear.

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15. Orel has some competition for the lead role in the school pageant.

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30. Fry comes to regret making a deal with the Devil to win Leela's heart.

30. Learning she has a cavity and needs a filling, Louise runs away from the dentist's office and seeks refuge at Aunt Gail's. When Louise refuses to go home, Linda sends Tina and Gene to join her and bets her that she won't last the weekend.

30. It's Linda and the kids to the rescue when Felix takes desperate measures and puts Bob and Mr. Fischoeder in danger.