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Olivia visits a relative (Louise Latham) as she struggles with menopause; Jim-Bob considers using deceit to get a job.

Matt, Doc, Festus and several other passengers are trapped on a train by a band of Indians in the snowy Colorado mountains.

Cliff Rexford (Michael Witney) reveals that the Rev. Watson (Glenn Corbett) killed his brother in a gunfight.

A stranger arrives on the McCain ranch claiming to be a friend of Lucas'.

Lucas refuses help to an old man running from a gang of criminals.

An Army general announces he is taking over the wagon train; he's requiring all members to act as soldiers in helping him rescue a trapped cavalry garrison of 120 men who are otherwise likely to be murdered by hostile Utes.

Gage and DeSoto interrupt planning for their floor-polishing business to rescue an elderly hermit (Pat Buttram) trapped in a cave-in.

Hogan gets help from the Gestapo when he tries to detain a German general at Stalag 13.

Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.

B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.

A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.

Barney orders Gomer and Otis to keep watch on Andy when an ex-con Andy sent to prison many years before returns to Mayberry.

Andy and Barney must figure out a way to prevent a farmer's goat who has eaten a load of dynamite from blowing up Mayberry.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift.

Blanche announces that she is canceling a date with her latest boyfriend, because he does not meet her standards.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

Murder results when the dueling scene from "Romeo and Juliet" becomes all too real; guests Rex Reason, Antoinette Bower.

An airline official tests his theory that a newly arrived but totally empty plane is imaginary-with startling results.

An unemployed man (Jeremy Slate) steals the wallet of a stranger he sees collapse on the street.

Much to her demise, a woman shares a party line with two nosy neighbors.

En route to a fishing trip, Mannix can't seem to escape danger when he stumbles across the headquarters of a murder-for-hire ring.

Killer dogs slay two survivors of an Army unit whose commanding lieutenant became paralyzed in a deliberate attack.

Barnaby believes a jewel theft is connected to a circus performer's fatal leap from an office building.

When Friday invites Gannon and his wife to dinner, the evening is interrupted by neighbors and a burglary.

Friday and Gannon meet a wide variety of clients when they work the robbery detail desk.

Malloy and Reed play mother hen over a young reservist.

Members of a motorcycle club help Reed and Malloy apprehend motorcycle-riding purse-snatchers.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Wally and Eddie get jobs parking cars at a wedding reception.

Beaver gives his favorite girl a gold locket.

A rich widower believed to be guilty of his wife's mysterious death is himself murdered.

The composer (Geoffrey Blake) of a Broadway-bound musical is accused of murdering its powerful critic (Tony Jay).

A retired narcotics agent's (Andrew Duggan) son (Peter Strauss) is suspected of manufacturing heroin; guest George Kennedy.

One more big order will clear the Waltons' sawmill of all debts; the girls busy themselves playing matchmaker for the Rev. Buchanan.

Indians trap Matt as he tries to find help for the freezing passengers of a train.

A woman (Louise Sorel) is labeled a witch after her prediction about an illness comes true.

A group of hill folk is installed as peace officers in a town near North Fork.

An elderly recluse with a mean reputation helps Lucas rescue Mark.

Flint visits Elanor Culhane, an old flame of his once married to a notorious gunman.

Gage must play a heart-attack victim's poker hand before the man will consent to treatment; an explosion rocks an abandoned refinery.

Hogan starts to work with members of the Underground but runs into trouble.

Hawkeye and Charles set out to test the crew's gullibility when they announce that Marilyn Monroe is due to arrive.

Mildred writes a letter to Hawkeye; and a sergeant tries to kill the captive sniper responsible for his lieutenant's injuries.

Klinger takes "cool pills"; Hawkeye and B.J. arrange to get a movie banned in Boston to the 4077th.

Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high-school sweethearts at the Mayberry Class of '45 reunion.

Rafe Hollister, a farmer with a golden voice, is chosen to represent Mayberry at a musical, but Mayor Stoner believes he looks too seedy. It is then up to Andy to make Rafe presentable enough.

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.

When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen.

A pair of grand opera voices, in the form of Eileen Farrell and Marilyn Horne, join Carol tonight in an episode that features Harvey leading a Fireside Chat with the First Family.

A pharmacist with ambitions of being a TV writer discovers a body and is accused of murder; guest Geraldine Brooks.

A group of neighbors turns into a hostile mob when they try to invade one family's bomb shelter, believing a UFO attack is imminent.

Judgment day approaches for an innocent man (Brian Keith) who is facing the gas chamber for murder. With James Westerfield.

The arrival of a new governess (Hermione Gingold) at the Wellington household has surprising results. With Elspeth March.

A retired quarterback gets mixed up with a mobster's girlfriend, and Joe has to save them from a hit man.

Cannon is accused in the slaying of a mobster's girlfriend who contacted him in hope of getting government immunity for her lover.

Barnaby clears a resort owner (Wayne Rogers) of murder then doubts the evidence.

Friday and Gannon work with the Secret Service in making precautionary arrangements for the arrival of the president.

Friday sets an anti-police magazine writer straight on the functions of policewomen and how they are trained.

Officer Malloy dates the new girl in the steno pool who is the niece of a fellow officer.

A girl leads the officers to a suspicious plane and jeep in the mountains.

Bill explores the power of manifestation.

Beaver invites Mr. Jeff, a vagrant, into the Cleaver household.

Wally buys a new car battery on Eddie's credit card.

A small insurance company retains Mason to look into a mysterious outbreak of apparent heart attacks.

Matlock defends a couple accused of murdering a new mother who changed her mind about giving up her baby for adoption.

A search for sunken treasure leads into the Pacific off Oahu; guests James J. Sloyan, Peter Donat.

A newly arrived German family arouses suspicions that are increased by Elizabeth's overactive imagination. Directed by Ralph Waite.

A seriously wounded outlaw is brought to Dodge before he dies to find his long-neglected daughter.

Hoss befriends a young boy (Tim Considine) hanging out with hoodlums because he is ashamed of his father.

Lucas and Mark McCain settle near North Fork.

Two tough hired hands beat up Lucas and burn his ranch to get him to move off his land.

Bill Hawks helps an Italian immigrant retrieve his village's beloved chalice when a couple of drifters steal it.

Bizarre incidents disrupt the paramedics' efforts to invent a call-answering device for the fire department. Directed by Kevin Tighe.

Hogan has to free three prisoners from the German secret police.

Father Mulcahy agrees to offer his running abilities in a race that pits the 4077th against the 8063rd.

Three United Nations delegates visit: a physician who is similar to Charles, an Army officer who teaches yoga and a Swede who catches Margaret's attention.

Charles refuses to solve his annoying snoring problem; Potter's son-in-law visits with some shocking news.

Opie meets Arnold Winkler, a spoiled kid who teaches him how to manipulate Andy into increasing his allowance by throwing tantrums.

Andy uses common sense and Barney uses modern technology to solve several burglaries at a filling station.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl.".

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.

The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage.

Nancy Wilson and Mickey Rooney guest star in this episode, which features a meeting between incoming and outgoing First Ladies, an awkward audition, and the movie spoof Kids Town.

A young woman is suspect after her domineering legal guardian is murdered; guest Jack Ging.

A crippled Civil War soldier comes to realize that he and the people around him are not walking away from battle. They are dead.