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An elderly alchemist jeopardizes the future of the Southern Hemisphere when he tries to obtain a substance that prolongs life.

The girls are captured by a scientist and his assitant while trying to collect radium from an abandoned clock.

Tony and Doug go back in time to investigate a Soviet scientist claiming to have defected; guest Nehemiah Persoff.

Vincent races to find a sick alien (Robert Walker), whose touch freezes people, before other aliens reach him.

Grizzly comes upon a fugitive man searching desperately for a bag he lost.

Marlin and Jim journey to every corner of the globe to capture and tag wild animals to be studied and for conservation purposes; some are taken to restock old ranges, others moved to new ranges where they will have a better chance to survive.

A slow, agonizing death caused by drought and floods stalks the Florida Everglades; Marlin and Jim visit the Everglades to investigate this problem firsthand.

Sail on the Geronimo in search of strange underwater creatures.

Marlin and Jim journey to the high country of northern Mexico to explore the hills where the jaguar roams.

Jim Fowler and Marlin Perkins chase a giraffe.

Giant animals roam the South American jungle.

Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes.

The loser of Bobby and Greg's bet must do everything the winner says for a week.

Through a mix-up, Dash Riprock mistakes Jane Hathaway for his new leading lady, Elly May.

Elly May loses her second movie star boyfriend to plain Jane Hathaway, whose mysterious power over men continues to baffle the Clampetts.

Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.

The Ricardos have just purchased a new washing machine and, despite their better judgment, agree to sell their old one to the Mertzes; the next day, the old machine explodes with water and suds and the Mertzes insist that the deal is off.

Beaver brings home a lost Chihuahua.

When a window is broken, the boys are warned not to play baseball near the house.

An antiques dealer becomes caught between smugglers with a stake in his business and a computer-dating ring planning to rob him.

An old flame of Jonathan's (Christine Belford) seems unwilling to go through with her wedding in Monte Carlo.

A girl's wish to dance has a heavy price; a boxing manager (Al Molinaro) convinces an ex-fighter to try a comeback.

Two people meet the surrogate mother they've hired to bear their child; Julie's aunt is broke; a woman competes with a robot for a man.

Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.

Lucky Meisenheimer has assembled the world's largest yo-yo collection, including a laser yo-yo, an ice-cream-making yo-yo and a 1950s Mickey Mouse Club yo-yo.

An injured pregnant cow is brought to the 4077th; Hot Lips plans a birthday trip to Tokyo.

A noted war correspondent visits the 4077th to do a story on blood donated by his readers.

Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.

Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person.

Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove.

Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year.".

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Archie tries to sue for whiplash after he is in a minor auto accident.

Mike shames Archie into being a blood donor, but Archie insists on knowing where the blood will be going.

Hogan hopes to be able to use Gen. Burkhalter's sister in his plan to blow up a train.

Hogan uses Klink's old flame to ensure that the underground gets some radios.

Ralph's advice to Ed on how to get a promotion backfires, leaving Ed without a job.

Ralph and Ed try to get on the good side of a bus company executive.

The IMF dupes a scientist (Vic Morrow) who stole plutonium into thinking he is a prisoner in the year 2000.

Kimble becomes chauffeur for a teenage violinist, his teacher/guardian (Donald Pleasence) and a secretary.

Harry is fired after his investigation to clear a man in a coed's disappearance instead turns up evidence showing the woman was murdered.

Friday and Gannon track a pair of thieves who steal dogs and then collect the rewards.

Friday and Gannon must learn the identity of a young woman whose body is found off a pier.

A beauty reports a prowler and a "beast" is polluting the air.

Officers are caught in a trap set by two young criminals.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

The boys spend their train ticket money on food and comics.

June wants Wally to ask a girl to a dance.

A professor's wife is charged with his murder soon after he staged a shooting in class; guest Barry Atwater.

A surprise witness seems to hinder an acquittal for Ben's client (Dick Butkus), a professional wrestler accused of murder.

McGarrett tries to save a hoodlum and his girlfriend, who together stole a kidnap ransom; guests Albert Salmi, Joyce Van Patten.

Grandpa becomes upset with John, and his stubborn pride leads him to pack, take Grandma by the hand and leave home.

An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.

A killer uses a legal technicality to escape justice for killing a Mexican farmhand, but Little Joe plans his own vengeance.

Lucas gets wind of an assassination plot.

Mark befriends a circus advance-man suspected of robbery.

Flint (Robert Horton) prepares for a duel with a former associate (Everett Sloane) who had disillusioned him during the Civil War.

A televised demonstration of fire-prevention techniques winds up with Gage and DeSoto in the middle of a real-life medical emergency.

A soldier goes AWOL and the 4077th receives fresh eggs from a grateful farmer.

It is a painful time for everyone when Winchester, suffering from a toothache, refuses to see an Army dentist.

Psychiatrist Dr. Sidney Freedman visits the 4077th when Col. Potter loses all confidence in himself as a physician.

While under intense enemy shelling in a combat zone, Hawkeye decides it is time to make out his will.

Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.

Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will.

Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature.

Skits: "Mrs. Wiggins' Birthday Party"; "Stop Grabbing My Jewels.".

A wealthy, crippled old man takes a woman's prized racehorse as payment for her mortgage.

An ugly duckling can be stunning in a world of beautiful people.

Using a haunted house in their ploy, two men (Ralph Clanton, John Irving) scheme to con a wealthy American (Biff McGuire) out of his money.

A garrulous baby sitter (Thelma Ritter) enjoys being the center of attention after her employer is murdered.

A gangster's widow (Jo Van Fleet) hires Mannix, facing prison on theft and murder charges, as her bodyguard; guest James B. Sikking.

Despite heavy evidence against him, Cannon takes on the case of a deliveryman charged with murder.

Barnaby and J.R.'s probe of a burglary/murder case leads to prostitution and robbery.

Friday and Gannon question a suspect in a bunco-forgery scheme involving credit cards.

Friday is nearly forced out of night school when he makes an on-campus arrest of a classmate.

Malloy and Reed have a busy night that ends in three tragedies.

A witness accuses Reed of shooting an unarmed man.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver tells Eddie Haskell that there are Indian artifacts buried in the vacant lot near his house.

To make Ward proud, Beaver takes music lessons.

A widowed lawyer (Bette Davis) clears her husband's name and helps a rebellious boy charged with murder.

Ben tackles a case in which a murdered man's three wives are suspects in the killing.

A convicted murderer (Monte Markham) demands Five-0 prove him innocent in exchange for the life of his hostage, a prison doctor.

Feeling "put out to pasture," John seeks adventure by leaving to work in a Norfolk shipyard.

Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks.

The bitter son of a man executed for murder convinces Adam to look into his father's case; guests Keir Dullea, Otto Kruger.

A dapper little braggart invites challenge with tales of his gunfighting prowess.

An unscrupulous land buyer tries to get Lucas to sell his ranch.

A former gold miner heads back west to start a new life with his wife.

The paramedics dread an upcoming inspection by their reportedly strict battalion commander; an accident traps teenagers in their car.

The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.

A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.

Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.

Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.

Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.

Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons.

Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children.

The Harpers; guest Madeline Kahn.

Paul Drake becomes the defendant in a murder case and retains Perry.

Tough aliens from outer space try to poison the population of earth.