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Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.

A scandal has shaken everyone's beleifs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.

Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.

When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.

To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.

Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.

The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.

Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.

Elaine's boyfriend, Puddy, wears a fur coat; Jerry starts living without a wallet; Newman may be evicted.

Jerry is aggravated when a woman uses him as a subject for her show; Elaine doesn't understand a cartoon.

Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key; Elaine dates a mysterious man; George plans a breakup.

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict; the staff compares the office to a prison.

Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.

Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.

Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation; an e-mail of a racy vacation photo makes the rounds of the office.

Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline.

Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target.

Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.

Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding; Dwight plans to catch wedding crashers.

Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat that is loose in the office; Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.

Michael and Jan make their relationship public during a party; Jim meets Karen's ex; the staff goes to happy hour for drinks.

Darryl meets with Michael to negotiate a pay increase; Jim deals with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy.

Andy returns from anger-management classes, planning to make a fresh start with his co-workers; Michael and Dwight try to illustrate the dangers of the workplace.

After Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday and quickly loses it, the dollar gets passed from character to character throughout Quahog.

In a special anthology-style episode, Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.

The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Vladimir Putin visits Quahog after Peter writes to him about discovering an alternate ending in the Russian version of one of his favorite films; Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline center and attempts a romance with a co-worker.

Meg takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children.

Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.

A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest; when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.

Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruit-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming.

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning.

The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town.

The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.

Cleveland takes Junior to a turkey farm to kill Thanksgiving dinner, but instead, they try to free the birds; Rallo and Donna build a parade float.

When Donna decides she wants another baby, Cleveland realizes he must keep his vasectomy a secret; Rallo gets the lead role in a community production of "Annie.".

Cleveland pretends to be homeless when he discovers that the food served at a local shelter is better than it is at home; Roberta is hired to be a Christmas elf in a store owned by a man who makes Santa's helpers wear sexy outfits.

When Donna's ex-husband crashes Freight Train's birthday party, Freight Train decides to adopt him; Rallo and Junior track down lost dogs to collect the rewards.

Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.

The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.

Mr. Mackey is now gluten free and everyone is annoyed when he won't quit preaching about how great he feels; after witnessing a demonstration of what happens to your body when you do not eat gluten, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten free.

Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.

Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.

Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.

Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.

Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.

Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.

Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.

The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.

Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.

The staff goes into crisis mode after a shipment of paper goes out with an obscene watermark; Michael holds an impromptu press conference; Jim and Andy handle harried clients who used the paper.

Outrage breaks out in the office when Phyllis gets an eyeful from a flasher; Dwight and Andy work on catching the perpetrator.

Michael must recommend his own replacement when the company considers him for a corporate position; Pam must watch Jim and Karen have fun together at a company outing.

Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to interview for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan brings exciting news.

Michael, Jim and Karen go to New York to be interviewed for a job opening; in Scranton, the new regime institutes sweeping reforms; Jan comes in with exciting news.

A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.

A freak accident causes Michael to think the office is cursed; Michael decides to hold a charity 5K fun run; further developments in co-workers' romances.

There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.

There's a new boss in town. Much to the dismay of Michael and many of the employees, Ryan returns to the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin to bring the company into the digital age.

Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Website launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Website does.

Michael anticipates going to New York for the company's Website launch party; Dwight tries to sell more paper in one day than the Website does.

Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm.

Michael tries to combat his growing debt by asking employees for loans; Jim and Pam spend a night at Dwight's family farm.

Michael seizes the opportunity to exhibit his creativity when the Scranton branch must participate in a company ad; Dwight explores an online world.

Michael fights back when Karen tries to woo Stanley away from Scranton; a Finer Things Club further disturbs Dunder Mifflin's calm.

No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment.

South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center.

The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers.

Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp.

Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.

Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot.

Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween.

The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.

The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.

Kyle's mum looks so good after her faecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome.

Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class.

Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.

Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.

Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.

Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.

A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.

The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.

Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.

Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.

The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.

Ann plans a bachelorette party for Leslie, but Councilman Jamm derails the event; Chris has a game night at Ben's.

April and Leslie try to get more women hired in government; Tom asks Ben and Andy to teach him about basketball; Ron watches Diane's kids.

After a series of unsuccessful relationships, Ann makes a decision; Ben asks Tom, Chris and Ron to help him select a caterer for the wedding; April has to complete one of Leslie's tasks.

Ben and Leslie put together a black-tie gala to raise money for the park, but a drill for a city-wide emergency derails their plans; Andy gets ready for his police academy exam; Ron fills in for Leslie on "Pawnee Today.".

Leslie and Ben work to complete a years-long project in two hours; Ron's temper causes trouble.

Leslie's speech for a media event goes missing; Ben starts his new job; Ann asks someone an important question.

Leslie tries to help a failing video store stay open; Chris advises Tom on dealing with a difficult employee; Ann tries to force April to be her friend.

When Ryan excludes him from a wilderness retreat, Michael goes into the woods for his own survival adventure; Jim tries to revolutionize the office birthday party.

Jan sues Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is deposed as a witness; Kelly trash-talks Pam after Darryl beats Jim at ping-pong.

Pam and Jim run out of excuses and must go to Jan and Michael's house for dinner; when Dwight learns that Angela and Andy are also invited, jealousy gets the best of him.

A model in an office-supply catalog makes Michael feel things; to win back Dunder-Mifflin's parking spaces, Kevin and Andy oppose bosses of five businesses.

Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York; Scranton staffers must work on a Saturday for Ryan's Website project.

Michael tries to give Stanley an attitude adjustment after Stanley snaps at him; Dwight decides to buy Andy's car; after spending the night at Jim's, Pam deals with an unexpected inconvenience.

Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client; Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to hire a summer intern.

Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person.

Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person.

Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.

Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.

A business ethics seminar gets out of control when Michael lets everyone talk about their unethical behavior at work; Jim makes Dwight observe the company's "time theft" policy.

Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit.

Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school; Michael and Holly get an early start on their date night; after the office is robbed, Michael decides to raise money for all the lost items.

All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. When his grandmother (Frances Bay) learns she is about to lose her home, Happy joins a golf tournament to try and win enough money to buy it for her. With his powerful driving skills and foulmouthed attitude, Happ

His heart recently broken, plastic surgeon Danny Maccabee (Adam Sandler) pretends to be married so he can enjoy future dates with no strings attached. His web of lies works, but when he meets Palmer (Brooklyn Decker) -- the gal of his dreams -- she resists involvement. Instead of coming clean, Danny enlists Katherine (Jennifer Aniston), his assistant, to pose as his soon-to-be-ex-wife. Instead of