2026-03-24 00:00 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 00:30 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 01:00 The King of Queens Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story. 01:30 The King of Queens A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant. 02:00 The King of Queens Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life. 02:30 The King of Queens Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem. 03:00 George Lopez Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law. 03:30 George Lopez George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise. 04:00 George Lopez Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back. 04:30 George Lopez Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized. 05:00 Roseanne Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother. 05:30 Roseanne D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner. 06:00 Roseanne Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home. 06:30 Roseanne Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage. 07:00 The Nanny C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image. 07:30 The Nanny Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue. 08:00 The Nanny Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane. 08:30 The Nanny An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis. 09:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot. 09:30 Bob Hearts Abishola After Abishola has a romantic dream about Bob, she tries to suppress her feelings for him and pays the price. 10:00 Natural Blood Pressure Management Cardiologist Dr. Ernst von Schwarz, M.D. shows how to manage your blood pressure naturally and help protect your heart for life with My Best Heart. 11:00 Highway to Heaven Jonathan plays matchmaker for a lonely blind woman and a reclusive sculptor, labeled a monster by townspeople. 12:00 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 12:30 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 13:00 Malcolm & Eddie After deciding they need a company car, Malcolm buys a lemon, which Eddie replaces with a sport utility vehicle. 13:30 Malcolm & Eddie Hoping to match the success of "The Blair Witch Project," Malcolm and friends set out to make a movie in the woods. 14:00 The Steve Harvey Show A snowstorm causes Steve and Regina's relationship to heat up; Lovita's cousin is attracted to Cedric. 14:30 The Steve Harvey Show A replacement singer (guest star Adrian Zmed) shocks Steve's (Steve Harvey) band, the Hi-Tops, with his talented vocals. 15:00 Frasier Frasier finds himself attracted to the station manager (Mercedes Ruehl) during labor negotiations. 15:30 Frasier Frasier's audience is left to guess who his "dirty girl" is when he and Kate have a tryst during a broadcast. 16:00 Frasier Niles shows up on Frasier's doorstep when his relationship with Maris hits a low. 16:30 Frasier On the advice of his friends, Frasier declares his love for Kate (Mercedes Ruehl) -- but she has other plans. 17:00 Roseanne The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress. 17:30 Roseanne Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams. 18:00 Roseanne The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show" when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home. 18:30 Roseanne Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in. 19:00 George Lopez Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory. 19:30 George Lopez George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks. 20:00 George Lopez After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome. 20:30 George Lopez George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives. 21:00 Married ... With Children Al is upset when Bud brings home a destitute woman, until he discovers she's a blond beauty. 21:30 Married ... With Children Steve and Al (David Garrison, Ed O'Neill) sell Marcy's (Amanda Bearse) treasured Barbie doll to buy a rare baseball card. 22:00 Married ... With Children Al wrecks the house while attempting to catch an elusive mouse. 22:30 Married ... With Children Assuming they aren't liable, Al and Peggy overextend on Buck the dog's new credit card. 23:00 Married ... With Children For her Valentine's Day gift, Peggy wants Al to say "I love you.". 23:30 Married ... With Children A grounded Kelly wants Bud to help her escape to a rock concert.
2026-03-25 00:00 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 00:30 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 01:00 The King of Queens Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him. 01:30 The King of Queens Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her. 02:00 The King of Queens Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts. 02:30 The King of Queens Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan. 03:00 George Lopez Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged. 03:30 George Lopez George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him. 04:00 George Lopez Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy. 04:30 George Lopez Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses. 05:00 Roseanne Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss. 05:30 Roseanne With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave. 06:00 Roseanne Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair. 06:30 Roseanne Upset over their breakup, David tattles on Darlene; to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs! 07:00 The Nanny Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando. 07:30 The Nanny After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy. 08:00 The Nanny When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham. 08:30 The Nanny Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson. 09:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work. 09:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency. 10:00 Hope for Pain Sufferers In this compelling investigation, John Walsh delves into OmegaXL and its natural origins; discover how this innovative supplement can provide relief from joint pain and improve your quality of life, all grounded in extensive research. 11:00 Highway to Heaven Jonathan places a homeless, mentally impaired teen with a wealthy, but troubled, family. 12:00 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 12:30 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 13:00 Malcolm & Eddie During a contest to see who can remain celibate, Nicolette and Leonard are the first to succumb to temptation. 13:30 Malcolm & Eddie A crazed fan holds Malcolm and Eddie responsible for benching the Kansas City Chiefs' star linebacker. 14:00 The Steve Harvey Show Steve fears he will lose Regina forever when he is invited to Warrington's house for an announcement. 14:30 The Steve Harvey Show Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") take Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) to casino night at the Onyx Club in Chicago. 15:00 Frasier Realizing that he has no friends other than his brother, Frasier makes an on-air appeal for a new pal. 15:30 Frasier Daphne decides to move into a place of her own after Frasier forbids her boyfriend's overnight visits. 16:00 Frasier Niles turns to Daphne for dance lessons to prepare himself for a country club function. 16:30 Frasier Frasier is panic-stricken by a surprise visit from Diane (Shelley Long), the woman who left him at the altar. 17:00 Roseanne Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift. 17:30 Roseanne Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home. 18:00 Roseanne Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture. 18:30 Roseanne Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town. 19:00 George Lopez George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability. 19:30 George Lopez George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster. 20:00 George Lopez Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves. 20:30 George Lopez Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars. 21:00 Married ... With Children Steve becomes suddenly impotent after Marcy dents his car while he is away. 21:30 Married ... With Children Al and Peggy appear on a game show pretending to be Steve and Marcy Rhoades. 22:00 Married ... With Children When Al finally wins at the racetrack, he tries to keep the money from Peggy. 22:30 Married ... With Children Al returns a library book 30 years overdue and discovers he owes a fine of over $2,000. 23:00 Married ... With Children Peggy believes Elvis appeared to her in the form of a sweat stain on Al's shirt. 23:30 Married ... With Children Kelly becomes a cheerleader to win the attention of a football star (Beau Dremann).
2026-03-26 00:00 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 00:30 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 01:00 The King of Queens Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump. 01:30 The King of Queens In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini. 02:00 The King of Queens Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public. 02:30 The King of Queens Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller. 03:00 George Lopez When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows. 03:30 George Lopez Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee. 04:00 George Lopez Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation. 04:30 George Lopez Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends. 05:00 Roseanne When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives. 05:30 Roseanne Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.