2025-12-15 01:00 Harvest Time Ministries with Rick Quillen 01:30 Diane and Mildred's Gospel Music Arts 02:00 Frasier Frasier and Niles try to boost their masculinity by taking an automobile repair class. 02:30 Frasier Niles and Frasier attempt to restore luster to the tarnished career of a favorite Shakespearean actor. 03:00 Frasier Frasier exists in two Valentine's Day universes, one with a beautiful waitress (Charlotte Ross) and the other alone. 03:30 Frasier Frasier begins dating a woman (Illeana Douglas), unaware that she is the wife of his station manager (Tom McGowan). 04:00 Columbo The disheveled detective gets some free advice from a world famous sex therapist. 06:00 Columbo The detective is called in to investigate the death of a sergeant major at a training camp. 08:00 The King of Queens After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together. 08:30 The King of Queens A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur. 09:00 The King of Queens Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her. 09:30 The King of Queens Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages. 10:00 The Munsters Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid and she is told that she cannot return. 10:30 The Munsters While listening to his ham radio, Herman mistakes some playing children for beings from outer space. 11:00 Bob Hearts Abishola After Tunde gets into a car accident, Bob and Abishola cajole him into getting glasses, but worry that his issues are more than just his eyesight. 11:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business. 12:00 Murdoch Mysteries When a man resembling Murdoch is shot, he must find the killer before the killer finds him. 13:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 13:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 14:00 Highway to Heaven Two orphans face coldheartedness when they ask their favorite children's TV host (Ned Beatty) to adopt them. 15:00 Highway to Heaven Jonathan and Mark pose as recreation directors to help an angel on a difficult assignment in a retirement community. 16:00 Malcolm & Eddie A love letter gets passed from one wrong person to another, confusing friendships and fantasies. 16:30 Malcolm & Eddie An employee retreat gives way to romance for Eddie, and Holly agrees to give Malcolm a chance at love. 17:00 The Steve Harvey Show A new student (Kenan Thompson) gives Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) an extravagant birthday gift, but Steve (Steve Harvey) pretends it is from him. 17:30 The Steve Harvey Show Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) new assistant (Terri J. Vaughn) falls in love with Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer); Romeo (Merlin Santana) befriends his formerly overweight neighbor (Ariyan Johnson). 18:00 Frasier Frasier tries to help Martin and his ex-partner, Artie Walsh (Lincoln Kilpatrick), mend a long-held grudge. 18:30 Frasier Niles and Frasier are in hot water when Martin challenges them to fix a broken toilet. 19:00 Frasier Roz quits as producer of Frasier's show after he insults her. 19:30 Frasier Frasier can't resist becoming involved with one of Martin's unsolved cases. 20:00 Roseanne The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately. 20:30 Roseanne Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door. 21:00 Roseanne As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets. 21:30 Roseanne Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight. 22:00 George Lopez George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam. 22:30 George Lopez When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 23:00 George Lopez George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 23:30 George Lopez George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.
2025-12-16 00:00 Married ... With Children The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England. 00:30 Married ... With Children Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them. 01:00 Married ... With Children Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton. 01:30 Married ... With Children Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him. 02:00 Married ... With Children Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage. 02:30 Married ... With Children When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day. 03:00 The King of Queens Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy. 03:30 The King of Queens When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town. 04:00 The King of Queens Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft. 04:30 The King of Queens Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church; Arthur and Spence try to cash in by writing a Christmas song. 05:00 The King of Queens Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding. 05:30 The King of Queens When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home. 06:00 George Lopez Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy. 06:30 George Lopez Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses. 07:00 George Lopez When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows. 07:30 George Lopez Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee. 08:00 Roseanne Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town. 08:30 Roseanne Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family. 09:00 Roseanne Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J. 09:30 Roseanne Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child. 10:00 The Nanny Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy. 10:30 The Nanny Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home. 11:00 The Nanny Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned. 11:30 The Nanny Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children. 12:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings. 13:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 13:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 14:00 Highway to Heaven Jonathan helps members of a feuding family to see what life would have been like without their loved ones. 15:00 Highway to Heaven Before marrying her fiancé Brad, Mark gives his friend a lesson about marriage that he hopes she will hold dear to her heart. 16:00 Malcolm & Eddie Malcolm and Eddie hire their banker's daughter, a convicted arsonist, in exchange for a loan to fix the building's leaky roof. 16:30 Malcolm & Eddie Eddie tricks Malcolm into believing he once went out with the woman Malcolm is currently infatuated with. 17:00 The Steve Harvey Show Lovita's (Terri J. Vaughn) frequent visits stress Steve (Steve Harvey); Romeo (Merlin Santana) teaches Aisha (Ariyan Johnson) to dance. 17:30 The Steve Harvey Show A bully thwarts Romeo's plans for a dance date; Steve's ego is hurt when Regina beats him at Scrabble. 18:00 Frasier Frasier re-evaluates his feelings toward mankind after a thief (Nathan Lane) impersonates him. 18:30 Frasier Frasier is attracted to a therapist/author (Shannon Tweed) whose work he does not respect. 19:00 Frasier Frasier is visited by Boston bar-mate Sam Malone (Ted Danson) after Sam leaves another bride-to-be (Tea Leoni) at the altar. 19:30 Frasier Frasier inadvertently catches a glimpse of Daphne in the nude. 20:00 Roseanne Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken. 20:30 Roseanne When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast. 21:00 Roseanne Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas. 21:30 Roseanne Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle. 22:00 George Lopez George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate. 22:30 George Lopez Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 23:00 George Lopez Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together. 23:30 George Lopez When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.
2025-12-17 00:00 Married ... With Children Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst. 00:30 Married ... With Children Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance. 01:00 Married ... With Children Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses. 01:30 Married ... With Children In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity. 02:00 Married ... With Children Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote. 02:30 Married ... With Children When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner. 03:00 The King of Queens Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans. 03:30 The King of Queens Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style. 04:00 The King of Queens Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child. 04:30 The King of Queens Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her. 05:00 The King of Queens Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert. 05:30 The King of Queens Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind. 06:00 George Lopez George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone. 06:30 George Lopez Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation. 07:00 George Lopez Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends. 07:30 George Lopez An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children. 08:00 Roseanne Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp. 08:30 Roseanne Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness. 09:00 Roseanne Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work. 09:30 Roseanne After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy. 10:00 The Nanny Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play. 10:30 The Nanny Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do. 11:00 The Nanny Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy. 11:30 The Nanny Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who. 12:00 Bob Hearts Abishola When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time. 13:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 13:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 14:00 Highway to Heaven Jonathan and Mark head to college; Jonathan helps a 12-year-old genius and Mark takes care of a rowdy dorm. 15:00 Highway to Heaven Jonathan and Mark help a dying tycoon to reconnect with his only son; they decide it their mission to help the family reconcile their differences before it is too late. 16:00 Malcolm & Eddie Malcolm buys a car containing a secret load of cash at a police auction. 16:30 Malcolm & Eddie Malcolm turns McGee's into a gambling establishment to prevent bankruptcy. 17:00 The Steve Harvey Show Steve urges Romeo to join the choir despite his lack of musical ability; Cedric helps Bullethead take on the school bully. 17:30 The Steve Harvey Show When Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) gets stage fright, Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") steps in to sing a romantic duet with Steve (Steve Harvey). 18:00 Frasier Frasier and Niles vie for admission to an exclusive gentleman's club. 18:30 Frasier Frasier hires a female bodyguard to protect him at an awards banquet. 19:00 Frasier Seeking approval, Frasier joins Niles and Martin on an ice-fishing trip. 19:30 Frasier Frasier suspects a caller's (Glenne Headley) husband (Brian Cousins) is having an affair with Maris. 20:00 Roseanne Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson). 20:30 Roseanne Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze. 21:00 Roseanne Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress. 21:30 Roseanne Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them. 22:00 George Lopez Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town. 22:30 George Lopez When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes. 23:00 George Lopez George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 23:30 George Lopez Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.
2025-12-18 00:00 Married ... With Children Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge. 00:30 Married ... With Children Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot. 01:00 Married ... With Children Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money. 01:30 Married ... With Children Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding. 02:00 Married ... With Children Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it. 02:30 Married ... With Children Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it. 03:00 The King of Queens Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem. 03:30 The King of Queens Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con. 04:00 The King of Queens Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story. 04:30 The King of Queens A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant. 05:00 The King of Queens Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life. 05:30 The King of Queens Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem. 06:00 George Lopez Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles. 06:30 George Lopez A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops. 07:00 George Lopez George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra. 07:30 George Lopez Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend. 08:00 Roseanne Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 08:30 Roseanne A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her. 09:00 Roseanne Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame. 09:30 Roseanne Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky. 10:00 The Nanny Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada. 10:30 The Nanny Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death. 11:00 The Nanny To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton. 11:30 The Nanny When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side. 12:00 Bob Hearts Abishola As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding. 13:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 13:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 14:00 Highway to Heaven A U.S. senator opposes Jonathan and Mark's efforts to pass legislation that could save a little girl's life. 15:00 Highway to Heaven Mark and Jonathan become the target of con artists after Mark wins five million dollars. 16:00 Malcolm & Eddie Malcolm's gay sister and Eddie compete for the attentions of a new waitress; Tim educates his nephews about the birds and the bees. 16:30 Malcolm & Eddie Malcolm hires a new chef and lands in hot water after purchasing stolen lobsters; Eddie and Nicolette's affair comes to a crossroads. 17:00 The Steve Harvey Show Steve lands an audition with a record producer, then panics when he realizes he doesn't have his saxophone. 17:30 The Steve Harvey Show Steve (Steve Harvey) books a romantic evening with Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) on the same night of the Big Brother of the Year banquet. 18:00 Frasier Bebe (Harriet Harris), Frasier's agent, insists that he stage a sickout while she negotiates his contract. 18:30 Frasier Niles and Frasier drive off the employees of their new restaurant. 19:00 Frasier A power outage doesn't make Roz's evening any brighter when she helps celebrate Martin's birthday. 19:30 Frasier The new station manager, Kate Costas (Mercedes Ruehl), orders Frasier to make major changes in his show. 20:00 Roseanne Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change. 20:30 Roseanne Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control. 21:00 Roseanne Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop. 21:30 Roseanne After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog. 22:00 George Lopez When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed. 22:30 George Lopez George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate. 23:00 George Lopez After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus. 23:30 George Lopez George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.
2025-12-19 00:00 Married ... With Children Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine. 00:30 Married ... With Children Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results. 01:00 Married ... With Children Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior. 01:30 Married ... With Children After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age. 02:00 Married ... With Children Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house. 02:30 Married ... With Children Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday. 03:00 The King of Queens When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger. 03:30 The King of Queens Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap. 04:00 The King of Queens Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him. 04:30 The King of Queens Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her. 05:00 The King of Queens Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts. 05:30 The King of Queens Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan. 06:00 George Lopez Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake. 06:30 George Lopez George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan. 07:00 George Lopez George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth. 07:30 George Lopez When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 08:00 Roseanne A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving. 08:30 Roseanne Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.